James Acasters Card Reads! | Would I Lie To You?

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Here's every time James Acaster read from a card on Would I Lie to You?
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@josemaria8177 4 месяца назад

James Acaster and Bob Mortimer are two trickster gods from mythology that got bored and decided to be comedians in the UK. Driving David Mitchell to the edge of insanity is a nice bonus

@balok63a40 4 месяца назад

Also Claudia Winkleman, who has an amazing ability to tell true stories as if she's making them up as she goes along.

@brendanberry7403 4 месяца назад

Shame he didn’t save any of those powers to keep him from having a breakdown on celebrity bake off lol.

@crappymcdick 4 месяца назад

What is this referring to?

@talljoke 4 месяца назад

@brendanberry7403 gods are no match for the stress of bake-off

@somanyadav2036 4 месяца назад

They are so great! But don't forget Kevin Bridges and Claudia Winkleman... Miles Jupp also can't be ignored XD

@0That_Guy0 4 месяца назад

Watching Lee appreciate Acaster’s joke just makes me smile.

@midgarw6775 2 месяца назад

@@jonhohensee3258 I got the impression he doesn't like James

@Zmiler7G1 Месяц назад

@@midgarw6775 yea, quite cold towards him

@rinesserin Месяц назад

@@jonhohensee3258 I never would have picked up on that, but after reading this comment, I noticed that he didn't really laugh at all at anything James said.

@calidofrio13 Месяц назад

@@midgarw6775 he literally loves him. he looks at him like "my kind of comedy will continue into the future"

@martin-pz6ds 13 дней назад

@@Zmiler7G1 i think he was just appreciating and letting James shine

@chillermiller3565 4 месяца назад

i love the implication that david thought the basingstoke story would be more credible if james could remember the shape of the leaves on the bush

@CrumbsLamond 18 дней назад

More likely he thought it would be less likely to be true if James described the leaves. If this had been a lie, James going into detail about the leaves would've led David to believing its a lie because most people aren't going to remember such trivial details like that

@elijahsmith4741 4 месяца назад

James has said that he had to stop telling true stories in standup because the audience thought he was lying and so didn’t find it funny and I think his wilty stories prove that because they’re always true but just sound so crazy!

@pineapplesandjellies 3 месяца назад

He's got an autobiography called Classic Scrapes and it's just loads of stories of bizarre things that have happened to him, it's brilliant.

@workedfriday 2 месяца назад

oooo thank you for this - gonna add to my booklist@@pineapplesandjellies

@mattskidmore8131 4 месяца назад

That 'Seven swans a swimming' line was so incredibly quick witted

@keeskameel1056 4 месяца назад

Would you explain, as a non-english I don't get it?

@lfcmatt 4 месяца назад

@@keeskameel1056 @mattskidmore8131 Same here

@roygevers 4 месяца назад

@@keeskameel1056 Uit het bekende kerstnummer 'Twelve Days of Christmas', de zevende dag.

@CalebDBarnes 4 месяца назад

@@keeskameel1056 It's a line in the song "the twelve days of Christmas"

@benmaxwell115 3 месяца назад

Honestly, his family were very religious, this might not even be a lie, it's hard to tell.

@sweeeenay 4 месяца назад

The quickness of the "good thing this didn't happen to Melvin" comment, so damn good. You can't doubt that this man has done anything

@saidtheactress 4 месяца назад

Great stories but nothing beats “Mick and the cabbages”.

@margaretflounders8510 4 месяца назад

Mick asleep in bush does...

@tarabelle6223 4 месяца назад

🎉 Mick, his evil nemesis is the funniest story ever on WILTY...& that is saying something!

@alrightlove6317 3 месяца назад

I HATE THIS BOY

@Multi1163 Месяц назад

Hoy Hoy Savoy

@stilts121 4 месяца назад

I love Lees reaction to the “high” retort from James. I could totally hear Lee doing that.

@donjones4719 4 месяца назад

James has such improbable stories and he's also good at bluffing, looking like he's making up a sentence as he says it. His cabbage story was absolutely absurd. (Go look for it, it's hilarious.)

@anotheruserism 4 месяца назад

problem with the cabbage story is mick couldn't keep a straight face

@donjones4719 4 месяца назад

@@anotheruserism To me that added to the entertainment value - and he could have just been laughing at how funny James sounded.

@nicosmind3 4 месяца назад

Im always amazed that people say "that doesnt make sense" on multiple stories (not just James) and the story ends up being true!

@RedAlien13 4 месяца назад

Honestly they need to read Classic Scrapes, his book, that has all sorts of things that have happened to him

@BeccaB529 4 месяца назад

Me: 😞 “Oh, I have already heard this one.” Me a few minutes later: 😂 “It is funnier every time!”

@michaelwilliams8242 3 месяца назад

Same haha. Could listen to these stories a thousand times

@HinekoAkahi 4 месяца назад

Love how everyone heard "James Acaster slept in a bush" and went "Yes, truth, absolutely, no further questions, Your Honour" xDDD Has the man actually ever told a lie on this show?

@tattgka 4 месяца назад

years later and I still can’t understand how Melvin thinks a bench is warmer than a bush 😂

@RainbowSunshineRain Месяц назад

It is warmer, because the ground is cold.

@alexsevern1260 27 дней назад

@@RainbowSunshineRainbut the bush is insulated. A bench is open

@travelwell6049 10 дней назад

because it isn’t 😂

@justVontadeh 4 месяца назад

"Unplugged session" sent me

@giveawormaspine 3 месяца назад

I love the fact that James has never lied on this show

@cijmo 4 месяца назад

I didn't think James' first one was so unbelievable. (I love the 'acoustic haircut' though.)

@pizzakrydder2515 Месяц назад

Have they never seen anyone getting their hair cut by a friend?? In my world that is almost as common as going to a hairdresser.

@beanie7547 4 месяца назад

James and Bob have the best life’s stories.

@panda4247 4 месяца назад

And both have stories - including haircuts - including sleeping in an unusual place with something on you head looking weird

@beanie7547 4 месяца назад

@@panda4247 I suppose we should include Greg in this too

@beanie7547 4 месяца назад

@@jonhohensee3258 Henning had some good ones for sure “it’s German sense of humour”

@midgarw6775 Месяц назад

Dont forget Rob Gilbert

@georgecarter4517 4 месяца назад

Anyone from Basingstoke knows the exact spot he is talking about 😂

@whatlez 4 месяца назад

Bloody hell, James is just a comedy genius.

@avacadoinacan 4 месяца назад

I want to live my life like Lily Allen watching James Acaster.

@axedpumkin9541 4 месяца назад

Is that Lily Allen? When did she start painting herself orange?

@oliverpalmer3088 Месяц назад

Imagine being so posh, you can’t comprehend why you would have your haircut outside the front of your flat

@Maderyne 4 месяца назад

James Acaster's best is the "This is my" episode with Mick. Cabbage anyone?

@ashc151 4 месяца назад

When he said he wasn't home and had to go to the post office to collect it was one of the funniest moment of the show, ever!

@grointastic4242 4 месяца назад

I know exactly where that was and the leaves are definitely gentrified

@JustSumGeek 4 месяца назад

Happy birthday to James Acaster turning 39 yesterday!

@margaretflounders8510 4 месяца назад

NO! He still looks 20!

@vulkanac47 4 месяца назад

and acts 12

@pineapplesandjellies 3 месяца назад

Every time I'm at Basingstoke station I'm reminded of this story.

@kelsk889 3 месяца назад

James has such crazy stories, he doesn’t need to lie.

@tiang5132 4 месяца назад

Acoustic Haircut (Unplugged Session) - James Acaster ft. James’ friend

@seventhsteel1415 4 месяца назад

Thinking the haircut story is a lie because they used scissors is….uh….I don’t even know

@travelwell6049 10 дней назад

I once cut my housemate’s hair when we were at university just using a regular pair of scissors. I just trimmed it. It was fine.

@calidofrio13 Месяц назад

The way Lee looks at him, marveled at how good he is 🤩🤩

@louisaawre5389 4 месяца назад

Things with james is that he is so mad that his stories always seem like lies but they are actually true

@georgeh5075 4 месяца назад

The fact these rich people can't think you wouldn't be able to afford a haircut is hilarious

@jazmindodds 27 дней назад

"Why not go to a luxury hotel?"

@disavowalf3351 4 месяца назад

Yeah, in the 90s in Leeds my flat mate asked me to cut his hair (with scissors) cos I’d done my own braided hair extensions & had a degree in Fine Art (apparently that makes you a qualified hairdresser!!!!). I said I wouldn’t be able to do a good job, he said he trusted me; I said that’s nice but I can’t cut hair, he said he trusted me…so I did it! As it turns out, I was very much right, it was a total balls up! Boys, don’t imagine women can cut hair just cos they can style their own!!!

@DomenBremecXCVI 4 месяца назад

You can't start a story with "In the 90's..." and not expect to blow your cover, Mr. Wehn.

@malahammer 4 месяца назад

@@DomenBremecXCVI feck.....I wanted to say that :)

@disavowalf3351 4 месяца назад

@@DomenBremecXCVI haha, I’m not sure why I included that detail…I think it was cos I keep reading crap that older people (I’m 50) don’t like Mr Acaster and I find him hilarious…or perhaps I’ve been watching too many WILTY clips…hmmm…not that it’s possible to watch too many of those. Take care, stay safe🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

@DarylShires 4 месяца назад

@@disavowalf3351I’m 61, bowling-ball bald (but with a LOT of haircut misadventures from … ooh, last century 😖) and can’t get enough James Acaster. Brilliant, sharpest wit-awareness and perfectly absurd mind/processes. A living, breathing tonic. Cheers to you all from an Australian whose family were all Scots 🇦🇺🦘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@97texascat 4 месяца назад

Love these stories no matter how many times I hear them, although the first one I’ve never heard before.

@bravetherainbow 26 дней назад

0:54 James' smile here before answering, he's so pleased to get this opportunity to parrot Fred's words back to him

@iWhacko 4 месяца назад

please bring James back more often

@colmastro4373 4 месяца назад

His Wit is almost ass quick as Lee Mack's lol, quite impressive 😂

@SuhailStudies Месяц назад

true, but i think james's quality of jokes is better. Lee does too many puns.

@sarahfaith6531 3 месяца назад

The story about spice girls was my first time ever seeing WILTY and I became such a massive fan of the show after that! Such a great story and wonderful series 🤣👍👍👍

@m444ss 4 месяца назад

nothing is too crazy to have happened to James Acaster

@ScubaFanatic60 4 месяца назад

My college roommate used to cut hair for a bunch of us . She didn't have any training either, but she was cheap!

@DrTomoculus День назад

JAMES ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH!

@largepimping 4 месяца назад

Holy crap... I thought there was only one James Acaster, but according to this video's title, there are multiple. Good to know.

@johnp515 4 месяца назад

Yeah, It makes me sick when people forget to add an apostrophe. If it happens again I’ll be ill.

@largepimping 4 месяца назад

@@johnp515 If you are trying to compete with me for the title of Who Is Angriest About This, you're going to lose.

@johnp515 4 месяца назад

@@largepimpingNo not angry, just shamelessly regurgitating an old chestnut

@johnp515 4 месяца назад

@@largepimping😊

@largepimping 4 месяца назад

@@user-zr1is1ke9y Just when I thought I couldn't be any more angry... The irony!

@Pixiesarereal 3 месяца назад

I absolutely love James 😍

@PtylerBeats 16 дней назад

The fact that Melvin only couldn’t believe the bush story because he thought a bench would be warmer is hilarious

@NYSports14 2 месяца назад

Never understood during the Spice Girls discussion how it never came up that they could both just listen to the same album

@aislingbolton793 6 дней назад

It might have but got cut out in the edit

@TheeChrisM 3 месяца назад

I would watch James all day. More James

@LKKSProductions 2 месяца назад

James always has the most ridiculous true stories 😂

@Leatherman154 3 месяца назад

James, Bob, Claudia, and Lucy. WILTY greatest guests of all time.

@daniellepearsall4978 2 дня назад

Good lord I love James Acaster ROFL

@danyellx615 18 дней назад

I love James

@kelzuya 4 месяца назад

Oti & Lily 😍😍😍

@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 4 месяца назад

The stories, they sounded so much like how weird life just is sometimes like the kind of real story thats I could have, not that weird, but not usual

@johnh1252 4 месяца назад

The good players make this show so much better. More Lucy Beaumont pls.

@daedalus_20v 4 месяца назад

When is a bench _ever_ warmer than a bush?

@olan1225 4 месяца назад

He was probably thinking that a bench would get you of the ground, which is where most of your body heat is lost to. Or maybe not and he's just playing daft.

@markreynolds1436 4 месяца назад

Hence the saying...🤷‍♂️

@RainbowSunshineRain Месяц назад

A bench is warmer because the ground is cold. Plus more comfortable, too many insects on the ground.

@joostdemoor138 3 месяца назад

It's lovely to know that James' real life resembles that of his character

@davidsuttie4192 Месяц назад

The more I see James the more I think he is a comic genius.

@miriam4235 3 месяца назад

I'm confused, why is using scissors for a haircut a weird thing?🤔😅 😂

@SyntheticFuture 23 дня назад

The Spice Girls story is just too good 😂

@chrishoole8062 4 месяца назад

Ooo, he card read good

@travelwell6049 4 месяца назад

[8:14] My favourite joke on WILTY

@332tube 4 месяца назад

12:59 Someone did dump a body at Basingstoke train station.

@scully47 15 дней назад

They need to have James on more often. I’m sure he has more weird stories.

@bravetherainbow 26 дней назад

David knows James' tricks. He asks for the story, James is about to just repeat the words on the card near-verbatim, and then David realises he needs to cut him off before that happens.

@84Elenai 25 дней назад

04:14 this one is such a gem

@xelumbra Месяц назад

As we know James’ life is just a series of wild shenanigans that sound made up.

@juliadandy6019 Месяц назад

The Spice Girls one!! I watch it everytime! "The Spice Girls debut album 'Spice'"

@ijazkhan3335 20 дней назад

If James acaster was born in 60s, he would have a lot more stories to tell like bob 😅

@sarahfaith6531 3 месяца назад

Has he been on recently? Needs to come back :)

@brianwilliams766 3 месяца назад

It tells you everything you need to know about someone's posh life growing up when they can't even fathom how the first story is possible, that someone would be in a position to consider a flat mate cutting your hair a fiscally responsible option.

@franziskafinefein Месяц назад

storming of at the shallow end shouting "I'm very cross" will never not make me laugh

@misterdarren3622 2 месяца назад

James Acaster is 2nd only to Bob Mortimer on WILTY.

@GxRedemption Месяц назад

an artist and a genius, James.

@rooty 24 дня назад

If you like this, you have to watch the compilation of every Classic Scrapes segment he did on radio. It's like several series of WILTY, all James, and all true.

@ruthgoh4869 3 месяца назад

James has the best stories 😂 I wish I could marry him. So cute and funny

@scbtripwire 4 месяца назад

Following the "Stop right now" jokes I kept saying "thank you very much" to my phone, the joke is right there, guys! How what's-it could think a bench is warmer baffles me... at least a bush would break the wind to some degree.

@neiljosephbennett9119 4 месяца назад

So funny! Pity they sometimes babble and we have to rely on the crappy subtitles, which also don't always get it right.

@ivydickson7596 Месяц назад

Have you heard Greg Davies and his school stories? Especially the one about his mother's underwear.

@lisamortini8567 Месяц назад

And the one about the microphone!

@Stuck313 3 месяца назад

The glasses in glasses is so daft, it's astonishing

@Bedonkabonk 4 месяца назад

For me, 50% to 60% of why James is funny has to do with his accent and that he sounds like his nose has been stopped up so long he's decided he just has to live with it. Is it because I'm American, or do Brits also find his particular accent amusing?

@nicolad8822 4 месяца назад

Yes it is a bit comical in itself, sure he exaggerates it. He puts Ws in words like ‘fwiend’ which sounds a bit childlike and faux innocent.

@wbfaulk 4 месяца назад

FWIW, it's almost certainly a put-on. If you search on RU-vid for "James Acaster One Night Stand", you'll find a recording of a show pretty early in his career and he sounds very different. There's elements of this accent in it, but it's much more normal. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe the "normal" accent was the put-on.

@martin-pz6ds 13 дней назад

non british person here, i'd love to understand the big ears joke at 5:05 if anybody wants to go through the arduous task of explaining it to me lol

@shnad9880 4 месяца назад

Can someone explain the "who's your friend big ears" joke please

@rareimer 4 месяца назад

Enid Blyton wrote a series of children's books, very popular in the UK if not so well known elsewhere, about a puppet named Noddy who comes to life. His best friend is a gnome named Big Ears. James Acaster is here conflating the character Noddy and the actual man Noddy for the sake of a joke.

@ross_667 4 месяца назад

but why did he say it at that moment?@@rareimer

@anthonytalbot6002 4 месяца назад

It was right after they were joking about stealing each others jokes in the edit,the noddy/big ears joke was from earlier in the episode so he was trying to steal it

@ross_667 4 месяца назад

@@anthonytalbot6002 ahhh okay I thought it could be that. Thanks

@Megan_Fiorilla Месяц назад

Ngl the hair cut looks like most guys on tic toc now with the poofy hair 😂

@anotheruserism 4 месяца назад

i was sure the haircut story was a lie

@ErieRosewood 4 дня назад

the thing is, i always beleive the stories yntil he explains what happened. drowning yourself in protest as a child. but doing it during your familys winter swim n the public pool is insane.

@travelwell6049 10 дней назад

5:42 I think it was hard for the people from a privileged background to understand that James’ Dad isn’t buying two of the exact album 💿

@thisismyhandleyouknow 3 месяца назад

What does he say at 5:06?

@scottbrown3884 28 дней назад

Who's your friend?big ears

@T.A.FormerlyknownasMrSquirrel Месяц назад

James have my baby

@TheoTheCoolest Месяц назад

Has he told any lies on the show??

@msmadmama 4 месяца назад

Has james told a lie yet on the show?

@SuperNictastic Месяц назад

James Acaster is one of the select safe but not funny comedians that are everywhere on every tv show. Acaster, Jo Lycett, Rob with the teeth. Ranganathan.

@SreaminToTheVoid Месяц назад

The endings of some of these are giving me strong "Fact or Fiction" vibes. Did this happen? Yes. It's true. .... Moving on!

@alexdewh Месяц назад

Dunno whats unbelievable about flatmates cutting your hair with scissors, I let mine have a go, far cheaper and it tends to look at worst a 4/10

@dbreardon 20 дней назад

When James tells his stories you can really tell where a lot of the panelists grew up in afluents or had never had a real struggle with money throughout their life.

@RichardTongeman 3 месяца назад

Why do the laughs sound so fake?

@ianitor 4 месяца назад

"card reads"? they were all true!

@Huntracony 4 месяца назад

I'm glad they don't spoil that in the title though.

@seanmadison6360 4 месяца назад

"James Acaster's Card Reads! | Would I Lie To You?" Can anyone spell anymore? Almost every single title for videos has grammar errors these days. The IQ level is plummeting.

@georgecrabb1649 4 месяца назад

What you on about

@SalisburyKarateClub 4 месяца назад

That character before "Would" is not an "I" it's a basically a divider, if you look on your keyboard above the "Enter" key you should see a backstroke and a character that looks like an I, I think you'll find that's what's being used. I am assuming your keyboard is at least similar to mine. Cheers

@johnsterizer 4 месяца назад

Ideally there would be a possessive apostrophe, but I'm not sure the lack of one can tell you much about changes in IQ over time.

@dalluc 4 месяца назад

I can see you're absolutely livid over something you didn't really understand. Then complain that people are getting dumber. Classic boomer comment right here.

@dfgd2402 4 месяца назад

Rich coming from the hypocrite who cannot capitalise his/her username. Also, if you learnt how to read, you would know that the title WAS spelt correctly. it is just the lack of an apostraphe.