James May's Cheese (Song for Denise Remix)  

Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!

possibly the greatest underrated remix of our generation

"Lucy, doesn't like cheese." "See you'd have starved in the 70s." absolute bars

This slaps harder than the cheese hitting the table

this is a good remix no autotune no weird voice effects no vocoding *just f****** *cheese*

bill gates 1984: 'imagine all the wonderful things people will do with PCs in thirty years' people now: C H E E S E

"Lucy doesn't like cheese, See you would've starved in the 70's" Truly a man of words.

Just an fyi: James May has seen this

absolutely beautiful

The moment when you expect another cheese and he hits you with that “BUTTER, spread it on the bread, Bollocks”

“I hope that’s been useful.” Yes. Totally.

I'm listening to this every day now. I love the internet

"these are cheese" "not shade grown" "not line caught" "not oak aged" "not free trade" "just f**king cheese" come on, absolute bars, GOAT

Grandpa, what musics did you listen to when you were 18? Me:

"Lucy doesn't like cheese, see you'd have starved in the 70s" is one of the hardest bars of the century

{Intro} Here we go, so: {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks Cheese (x7) Brown bread! Lucy doesn't like cheese See you'd have starved in the 70's *Musical interlude* {Verse} Lurpak spreadable butter Line it up, and it's on Good man. Cheese Other graters, are available Rotary graters, this is one of those One of them was cheddar That's this one here Cut from a true wheel Red leicester The third one, in a small blue pot That smelled of sick! These are cheese Not shade grown Not line caught Not oak aged Not free trade Just f**king cheese {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks {Outro} Cheese (x8)

I liked the part where he said cheese

lucy, doesn’t like cheese see you’d have starved in the 70s i love that verse

Goddamn it RU-vid, why didn't you recommend me this 2 years earlier. This goes hard

Apparently James May has a real guilty pleasure for this sort of stuff, no doubt he's seen this and loved it.

James may: cheese Everyone: we can make a religion out of this

"Lucy doesn't like cheese see you'd have starved in the 70's" Absolute bars

Friend: What kind of music do you listen to Me: C H E E S E

0:47 I love it how in sync this bit is

0:28 Smoothest and best part of the whole song in my opinion

I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.

“What kind of music do u listen to?” Me: It’s complicated

Spread it on the bread ballocks

I have to listen to this at least twice a day, for my mental wellbeing.

lyrics: Here we go so cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x7) brown bread lucy doesnt like cheese see youd've starved in the 70's *musical interlude* lurpack spredable butter line it up and it's on good man cheese other graters are available rotary graters this is one of those cheddar that's this one here cut from a true wheel red leicester the third one in a small blue pot that smelled of sick these are cheese not shade grown not line caught not oak aged not free trade just f**king cheese cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x8) *i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*

The fact somebody turned James May saying "Cheese" into a song deserves an award.

James May's Catchphrase: "Bollocks"

I lost it when he said bolloks 😂

3 years later, this still cheers me up.

I was here before this gets a million views

Can we get this as Christmas number 1 🤣

0:53 best part

this is a masterpiece

When is the Spotify release?!?!

0:32 my fav bit

James May is the most underrated person on this planet

He looks like my college proffesor which is ironic because he hates cheese.

currently i am attempting to memorize this entire song so i may perform it at a talent show

Subway employee: what do you want in your sub? Me: 0:09

The dislikes are from the Lucy multiaccounts.

The greatest song to ever exist

Me finding out people haven't seen this yet 0:18

We are hitting epic levels that shouldn't even be possible rn

I watched this once and now I can’t stop watching it anymore

Friend: I dreamt that I married my crush My dreams:

need this on spotify

Alt title: *Song for James.*

This meme's been reposted on discord a lot. I come from discord. What I want to say with this is, that you might want to add a watermark.

This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!

What a precious man James May is.

The perfect video doesn't exis...... Ok forget

This song was the first dance at our wedding, we can't thank you enough for everything you've done for us

I like to think that James May has seen this and one day this video will be blessed with a comment from JM's unemployment tube

Whoever made this is a genius

This is beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now

1:06 Play this when you’re delivering cheese to someone

I have a playlist with only this in it purely to listen to it on repeat for hours

People who came from TikTok 👇

Me: dies in the game Also me: 1:16

James may is possibly one of the greatest musical artists without even knowing it

Please put it on Spotify this song is good as hell

Hey everyone! Check out my mate's remix of the man himself James May ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4S-RjzupgoU.html It truly deserves more views.

I need a 1-hour version of this one to listen to while I make prop knives for my friends creepypasta cosplays.

0:33 *musical interlude* gets me every time 😂 This is a work of art.

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WORK OF ART I LOVE IT i can unironically listen to this all day as an actual track

This is the most incredible video I have ever seen

I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void. But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.

Every person: Hey. What kind of mus- It’s complicated. Nobody steal his chEEse

This song is way better than Taylor Swift 😂😂

This video is so underrated, don’t understand why it hasn’t blown up yet lol. Good job!

This made me laugh so hard it cured my depression

I have been listening this maybe 20 times straight, also being wasted af. Thank you for all your hard work

0:57 It's so smooth tho

The most well spent one minute and 38 seconds of my life

Play this at my wedding and funeral

Please make a 10 hour version because I’d quite happily watch the whole thing 😂

Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy cheese sandwiches! We had Kraft slices. Two Kraft slices and a slice of bread for the entire platoon! And we had to share the slice of bread! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

This actually isn't bad!

I have listened to many hit artists. Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Alan Walker... THIS SURPASSES ALL OF THEM COMBINED

Is this James May's new theme tune?

i did lyrics cus i have no life here we go! so.. *CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE* _butter_ spread it on the bread BOLLOCKS *CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE* _brown bread_ Lucy… doesn’t like cheese! so you’d have starved in the 70’s dududududududududu LURPAK spreadable butter line it up and its on GOOD MAN *CHEESE* other graters… are available rotary graters this is one of those ONE OF THEM WAS CHEDDAR! that’s this one here. cut from a true wheel _RED LESTER_ the third one… in a small blue *POT* THAT SMELLED OF SICK these are *CHEESE* not shade grown. not line caught. not oak aged. not free trade. JUST FUCKING *C H E E S E* *CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE* _butter_ spread it on the bread BOLLOCKS *CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE* i hope that’s been useful join us again next time when we make *SARNIES OF THE 70s* *CCCCCHHHEEEEEEESSSEEE*

This is actually kinda fire

Here before the 2031 RU-vid recommendation takes it to 10m views 😆

Wonderful

*spread it on the bread, bollocks*

Listened to this on loop for about an hour now 😑 I regret nothing

Honestly the best song to exist on the planet

everyone gangsta until biden makes this our national anthem

most people on 9/11: "Never forget september the 11th!" GhostStrikeMA5B: *c h e e s e*

"Lucy doesn't like Cheese", no my cat does not like Cheese.

POV: you have watched this more than once

I've watched this 20 times just today and it never gets old

denise: woah there's a whole song just for me: wide putin: actually its mine now james may: gonna have to stop you right there

I was born in the right generation

I now have this as my ringtone it's that good