Jaredverse Season 1 (all episodes) mega compilation - anthony sistilli - tiktok - corporate memes 

Jared is us only if we let our intrusive thoughts win.

Jared is the senior dev hero everyone needs 😁

The MVP one is funny to me cuz I always used it as minimal viable product, so Cindy was like the minimally viable PM

"we're an AGILE team, there are processes and systems you have to follow" lol

Broooo this was so painful to watch 😂😂😢 My old team had a Jared. He said and did whatever he wanted and no one said shit to him because he built a large part of the codebase. Lmao

I love how only the word Jira has been misspelled and differently each time lol

Into the jaredverse

We can only be Jared if we are the best at what we do.

BYE CINDY 🎉

I AM Jared. All Jared leave your Jira tickets below

Meetings like this are one of the reasons why I chose to retire early. Until I discovered these videos a short while ago, I’d managed to excise the hell of Jira, Pivitol and unproductive stand-up calls, from my mind.

I took Jared's role. I mock the HR whenever given the chance, as well as the PMs Get to work and twork

Now THIS is how you listen to customer feedback! Thanks for adding the full versions mate! Love this saga! Can't wait for the next one. Just don't forget to mark your Jira ticket of uploading this video to "Complete".

Ive worked in IT and i adore this. I was so close to becoming a project manager. I'm so happy I didn't end up corrupting my soul to do this.

I’m 100% all of this business jargon was created by people who never worked in any industry, to train people who have never worked in industry, creating a need to train more people in the jargon (they own those companies), which then bogs down the whole system, creating a “need” for more training and certifications. It all works because CEOs and board members rightly love to see a certification and high speed lingo, only to not realize that such conversation is entirely unhelpful. Seriously, why translate a time estimate to some arbitrary value like story points or t-shirt sizes for any reason other than to shun those that didn’t pay to learn them? Even if you can’t talk in time estimates due to differently performing employees, you can just call it easy, medium, hard. Level 1,2,3,etc.. literally any method to describe the difficulty of a task that a common person will understand without weird jargon.

12:09 jared was super smart to become a shareholder. Especially doing all that work. Poor anthony needs a piece too.

I guess I already watched everything on Instagram but it nice watching it again all at once

For those wondering why Agile teams use "story points" and not "days", it's because they are not a unit of _time_ but a unit of _complexity_ They transate to time when the task is assigned, proportionally to the assignee's velocity. Tasks are evaluated in terms of story points _before_ they're assigned, and depending on their SP value they could get assigned to one member or another. It's a false equivalence to think 1 SP = 1 fixed amount of time, so e.g. if 5 SP translate to 5 days for Alice, they might translate to 30 days or *Infinify* days for Bob because he's a junior dev that simply can't tackle tasks that complex. It's not a perfect system _at all_ IMO, as many teams just appoints a fixed amount of "workable" story points per sprint, while things are way more nuanced. So flatly applying what you've learnt in your "Agile Scrum Master Advanced Proactive Course" might just not cut it, and needs to be adapted. After all, adaptation is the core of the Agile manifesto.

Jared sounds like a great manager tbh

Jared !!! 😂😂😂. Waiting for season 2 🙏🙏🙏

Epiccc!! Getting "The IT Crowd" Chills :P

I've been Jared once, highlight of my professional life, even a decade later 😂

Hey man, you do great videos! Do you need a voice of another character? He might have a slight (or hard) Russian accent. It's not about money, I just like your videos. I'm a pro with my mic 🙂 as well as a developer.

I love that Cindy has this annoying voice and is always sooo upbeat 😂 grrr

You need to let jared speak up instead of telling him, now is not the time. Unleash the Jared within you.

Yup i need grumpy jared asmr 😂

Anthony, where did you get the inspiration for these shorts? I can't stop thinking in Jared's voice during work meetings.

Jared is my hero 😂 I love this saga

I like Jared and want someone like him at work, cool guy and i think, as junior developer, can learn much from him.

Getting kinda dangerous with these headphones on. Jared sounds like asmr 😂

Would be epic if you can do something with sys admin day :)

Guys why tf do you want to do your jobs waste some time on making weird story point estimates and making tickets actually work for like 1 hour and have fun everyone knows meetings are where your cam malfunctions and you just mute and play a mobile game while listening

i just love these

Someone please make this into a show

You laugh But Cry.

Fun fact I hate giving fun facts about myself. Another fun fact I despise pointless meetings I hate pointless buzzwords

This stuff is golden😂😂😂😂😂

Wonder how many sorry points this took to create?

The reason you dont use days is because developers are terrible at estimating. It also helps stop management saying "you think it will take 14 says, but i think it will be 4 days".

Jared became invincible

this is gold

As a security professional, I often have to tell the Jareds and Cindys that I don't care care about their tickets, sprint, or story points. From my perspective I often need them to fix vulns before any other work continues. Would love to see the developers perspective on how the security process plays out as I do feel guilty telling people to drop everything

I don’t work in tech. Is this how it is? Hahah

Jared is the greybeard backend guy they’ve tried to fire 3 times and ended up rehiring at twice the salary each time because he does the work of 5 senior devs and is the only one who understands half the critical paths in the code, including the ones important for compliance. Jared can use the CEOs new trampoline if Jared wants to.

Jared is the man

pure gold!!!!

Whats your spirit animal? Jared

I just created jira ticket to watch this video. But I need one more to like it😂

Videos like this make me even more glad I switched from being a programmer to theatre tech. The significant paycut was worth it for my sanity

Jared is fighting the good fight.

I used to work with a Jared, he was brilliant to work with

Jared is the Gilfoyl, the only legend.

Jared is kinda my dad lmfao

You dont NEED to use open AI for internal AI models. I've made tons of models in Python, and I dont even have a ML degree

ChatGPT therapist sounds depressing af, but if you're broke, give it a go i guess 😂

I don’t understand one thing about these videos. You use ai generated voices and that’s fine. But you also use ai generated subtitles and that’s not fine, they’re incorrect like half the time. Simply use the subtitles you wrote yourself as input for the voice ai

I need a Jira ticket to understand hard hard this hits.

Jared!!!!

That end of season 1 cliffhanger!

i love this shit so much

Nothing has been worse for productivity than the invention of Agile.

Jared is my spirit animal.

Okay, but why call it "story points" instead of "difficulty"?

4:54 im confused thought she started talking in dinosaur 😂

Shut up and let jared cook.

I love jared, maybe because I'm him

Watched the whole vedio and still don't know what the hell "Jira" is.

I have a PM who is literally Cindy.

Got an estimate when season two drops?

i still remember the first time i was confronted with "story points" ... i never asked what they were, so i decided: 1 = half a day, 3 = until next day's lunch, 5 = 2 days, and so on. So, after years of this bs, i still give points based on that scale, no matter what.

These are hysterical. Jared is the perfect character for when us devs don't care and have a f-u money fund. I know its shorts, but Jared really should have got signed paperwork for being a shareholder before doing anything with the website. haha

Jared is my spirit animal

2:22 i would just be making a comment being like,"dang, why yall kick out cuz craig like that then?"

They were so close to giving am actual use for story points i.e to use it for when you have to compare tasks that you dont actually know how long they will take time wise but you know A will take longer than B

11:48 dude always wakes up and chooses verbal violence, but this he chose verbal nuclear warfare 😂

I love Jared❤❤❤

For some reason Jared reminds me of GLaDOS. Just human male version

I love the attention to detail. PMs truly have no comphension of time zones.

How do you do all the voices ? Is it a text-to-speech ?

Jared is my new role model. In my head only, but still.

Loved it

The office but in tech

Jared gives Gilfoyle vibes.

Jared is my spirit animal 🦁

i feel sad for cindy

Jared is a beast man 😂

Jared is my dawg

Love Jared

Cindy likes to yap

Jared is my spirit animal

My fun fact is that I hate icebreakers.

Gold!

Where does Jared's voice come from?

"this WEEKS sprint" 😆

I'm invested

great

These shorts hit home hard, the exact reason why I created my own web agency and tripled my income in the progress.

14 story points is not in the fibonacci sequence JARED do we have to talk to HR AGAIN?