Each comment here is an undeniable favourite of mine. But, another has to be: "You're giving me the 'it's not you it's me' routine? I INVENTED 'it's not you it's me'. Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody it's me!"
My favorite Seinfeld episode has to be The Opposite, where George and Elaine's fortunes completely switch places. Elaine: Give me $20. (throws it out the window) Jerry: You know, you could have thrown a pencil.... (a few minutes later, George bursts in) George: I JUST FOUND $20!!!!
"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, 'Easy big fella!' And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction! *[shows a golf ball]*."
I loved the show where he gets a wig and is all confident and full of himself. He was really the most funny and best actor on the show. Seinfeld was always smiling and trying to hide a laugh. Not as professional as George and the rest who were funny but also knew how to act. Seinfeld was a good comedian, but he was never a good actor.
His best line was yelling at Elaine "YOU'RE VERY CHARMING"(like it was a cut down) after she attracted the NBC exec. Who is this guy ? ... he knows nothing of George ??
