Jason Bateman Monologue - Saturday Night Live 

His deadpan sense of humour is criminally underrated and he never ages. Jason Bateman is truly a treasure.

Amy and Will’s custody battle over the boat was later adapted with some slight changes in the 2019 film Marriage Story

This monologue was written by some time traveller because everything has aged like fine wine

Love Jason Bateman, love Arrested Development... never should have been cancelled.

Anything Bateman is Hot for me.

You can call me, Jason! Amy: I'm afraid, I'm going to call you, Justine! LOL!

Is this where "guy who just bought a boat" originated from 🤣

Well, looks like Amy finally lost her boat.

Arrested Development, the best show ever made. It's only three years on air was, by far, better than Seinfeld, Raymond, Frasier, Curb your Enthusiasm, you name it.

Jason Bateman is the only guy who knows about one of my favorite sitcom for this movie like The Change Up, Zootopia, Smoking Aces, Couples Retreat & Hancock as well.

Wow the Michael Jackson joke...

Pretty sure they were low key serious about trying to promote Arrested as much as they can.

I'm sure Amy had enough money from Blades of Glory and Baby Mama to hold onto that boat until the Parks and Rec money started coming in

Today’s January 14: happy birthday Bateman

Arrested Development is so funny, my ex doesn't even like to watch TV and would request to watch it after I played the first episode trying to find something they'd like

hes so dry that the audience missed several bits.

He hasn't aged.

Poor Amy, got no boat anymore.

Jason is ETERNALLY adorable!!❤

❤️❤️❤️

He’ll be back tomorrow night to host

Why this video has very few likes ??

Great

Jason Bateman, made a HUGE mistake!

Wonder if she still has her boat?

unfortunately mindless dribble was the winner in the ratings debate. to be fair, j-money. old people didn't understand what was happening. i remember when it came out. i'm 2 years maybe 3 older than michael cera. i remember thinking damn. for only having 4 channels with boring predictable comedy, this was an amazing change of pace. my brothers wanted to watch american idol and idk like talent in america. whatever it was, i decided to start getting drunk. and, here we are. i no longer drink, but boy do i wish this show got to finish up for real. the 4th and 5th seasons are good. the repetitive nature keeps it funny. but, we all know it could have went out in amazing blaze of glory. like, bojack. what a way to end a show. so i guess in the end will arnet was always the better actor. he was right. he's a reese's, you're a hyundai. it's just-- give the man his props.

he is so funny this audience dry ASF!!!!!

You had your chance america, and you blew it, fuckin snl told you to watch the show and still, you let it be canceled

His brother Joe? It’s supposed to be Gob right?

I love snl, love Poehler and love Bateman, but this could have been funnier.

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Wow the MJ joke is horribly tasteless

He'd be fired for sexual harassment for that 'making pretty good money' remark today...

Shameless promotion. This isn’t a talk show. One of the worst monologues I’ve seen. Uncomfortably bad.