Jason Gotay & George Salazar - "The Bro Duet" by Alexander Sage Oyen 

two bros singing on a stage two feet apart cuz no homo

"You came and saved my life" "I caAAAAAAMMMME" Me: *choking*

"we're so not gaaayyy" Fandom: *aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt*

Jason: And I think your really awesome George: And I think you're really hot- Jason: Wait, what? George: *W* *H* *E* *E* *Z* *E*

George: Bro? Jason: What Bro? George: If I was a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives with you Jason: Bro

I love two player game reprise

Be More Chill (2017)

But not because we’re gay No, not because we’re gay We’re close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad

George: We're so not gaaayyy! Me: Sir, stop lying to yourself.

bUt NoT bECauSe WeRE gAy

**platonically kisses someone. PLatonically goes on a date. Platonically moves in together. Platonically proposes. Platonically has a child together. Platonically dies togather.**

This reminds me of Ram and Kurt from the heathers musical

“You came along and-“ *”Yeah I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAME”*

"that's the day I fell in love with you!" "we're SO NOT GAYY" me: *coughing choking and dying*

George really is an actor, he can also sing like a god. He is always on pitch. He. Is. Perfect.

I love George so much hes amazing

I'm developing a really unrealistic crush on George Salazar, somebody please help me

YEAH I CAMEEEE um George- that..... that.. um.... also that's basically the sames as Michael makes an entrance

this is Rich and Jake

I wanna get married, but no homo

"YEAH I *_CAAAAAMEEE_* " winkY wINKY

wow I love Be More Chill

**gets married** but no homo bro

Does George Salad Bar is gay?

is this a two player game

[marries u but only as a friend]

Pretty sure Michael sang this to Jeremy as soon as he got Squipped and since it didn’t count as being gay he allowed it

two player game sounds really cool

"No ho-mo~" GEORGE YOUR VOCALS ARE KILLING ME DUDE

"I've got something I need to take of my chest" "you do?" Okay but it sounds like dude 2 is thinking "can it PLEASE be your shirt"

Two bros chillin in the hot tub 5 feet away cuz they're not gay. Edit: why does this have 1.1k likes?!?!

its not gay if you call each other bro

Jake singing along to Hamilton: I'm a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich! Rich:*wiggles eyebrows*

We're having sex in our apartment that we bought when we got married while our kids are at school. But,hey *NO HOMO!*

"I started choking" "I CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Me: *chokes on tea*

YO I FORGOT THIS EXISTED AND WHEN I REMEMBERED I FLIPPED

I performed this song with my friend and we had to kiss on stage in year 10 and it was hilarious. Word spread fast and now we are known as the gay theatre kids

boyf riends

Hey dude (Yeah bro?) I got something I need to take off of my chest (You do?) Hey dude We've been best friends for a really long time now (Yeah dude) And there's something I need you to know (Okay) Remember that time we were surfing And I almost drowned And you dragged me to the beach And performed CPR? Well, no homo But that's the day I fell in love with you No homo But that's the day I knew you were mine Looking into your eyes Made me realize No homo But you're lips touching mine Changed my life Bro! Are you saying what I think you're saying? (Yeah, I think so) Yeah dude I totally get what you're saying (You do?) I've been wanting to tell you for so long (You feel the same way, too?) Remember that time at Disney World When I ate that giant turkey leg (Yeah!) And I started choking Until you came along No homo But that's the day I fell in love with you (We're so not gay) No homo But that's the day I knew we were right You're body pressed into mine Somehow didn't cross the line (Why would it have?) No homo But that day Changed my life The outside world might see us as gay But bro, we swear we're not We're just two bros chilling out And I think you're really hot (awesome) (Hold on, wait, go back, what was that?) Eh- What... Um... I'm... Doing the robot? (I didn- I didn't, what? I didn't hear you) I'm gonna smoke some pot. (That's cool) Snuggling with you under the covers No homo Spooning with you just like we're lovers No homo Our lips touch for a minute or two, but No homo It's okay with me if it's okay with you It totally is No homo Let's find an apartment together No homo Let's save money by sharing a bed Looking into your eyes Made me realize That I love you more than you could ever know My bro No homo

[ lyrics: ] hey dude, we've been best friends for a really long time, now (yeah, dude) and there's something i need you to know (okay) remember that time we went surfing and i almost drowned and you dragged me to the beach and preformed cpr well, no homo but that's the day i fell in love you no homo but that's the day i knew you were mine. looking into your eyes made me realize that no homo, but your lips touching mine changed my life bRO! are you saying what i think you're saying? (yeah, i think so) yeah dude, i totally get what you're saying (ya do?) and i've been wanting to tell you for so long (you feel the same way, too) remember that time in disney world i ate that giant turkey leg (YEAH!) and i started choking until you came along (yeah i caaaaaame!) yeah, no homo but that was the day i fell in love with you (we're so not gayyy!) no homo but that's the day i knew we were right your body pressed into mine somehow didn't cross the line (why would it have!?) no homo but that day changed my life the outside world might see us as gay but bro we swear we're not we're just two bros chilling out and i think you're really hot (some) (wait, what-?) what (what?) who?- (what did you say?) uhm- snuggling with you under the covers no homo spooning with you just like we're lovers no homo our lips touching for a minute or two but no homo it's okay with me if it's okay with you IT TOTALLY IS no homo but let's find an apartment together no homo let's save money by sharing a bed looking into your eyes made me realize that i love you more than you could ever know my bro NO HOMO

_you came and saved my life-!_ *_I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME_*

2:10 George stole my heart when he said no homo💙

THIS IS THE BOYF RIENDS ANTHEM I'M NOT EVEN JOKING

Two Player Game (reprise)

Guys I know this is a really cute song that works with ships but once you know the really story of the song it’s not as cute. It’s supposed to be George’s character is confessing love to Jason’s character and Jason thinks it’s a joke and his lines are fake when George thinks it’s real

george salazar's little mannerisms like little smiles and nervous rubbing his face and his 'who?' and side glances Um no I haven't seen this video over 46 times no no no what

george salazar is too damn good at looking like he's in love someone stop him

George Salazar is low-key pretty hot. LOW-KEY MAN, LOW-KEY!

Boyf riends anthem right _Heere_

this is giving me such Michael/Jeremy vibes oh my god

So there is a Boyf riends animatic of the song and I found some terrible news in the comments so I thought I’d share it here George is into Jason but Jason isn’t gay and the song was a way George confessed to him but Jason saw it as a joke and went with it Hope I didn’t make you guys cry

Me to my girlfriend: I want to leave hickeys all over your neck so everybody knows that you're mine. GF: Really?! Ye- Me: N O H O M O GF: But.. We're g- Me: N O. H O M O

A short summary: No homo but I love you. Bro.

Jason looked like he just got so rejected 2:50 lol

Will Connolly and George need to sing this together

[GEORGE] heyyy dude [JASON] yeah bro? [GEORGE] i've got something i need to get off my chest [GEORGE] (JASON) you do? hey dude we've been best friends for a really long time now (yeah dude) and there's something i need you to know (o-kay) remember that time we went surfing and i almost drowned (jason giggles) [GEORGE] and you dragged me to the beach and performed cpr well, no homo but that's the day i fell in love with you no homo that's that day i knew you were mine looking into your eyes made me realise that no homo but your lips touching mine changed. my. life. [JASON] brO, are you saying what i think you're saying? [GEORGE] uhh, yeah, i think so [JASON] yeah dude i totally get what you're saying [GEORGE] ya do? [JASON] (GEORGE) and i've been waiting to tell you for so long (you feel the same way too) remember that time at disney world i ate that giant turkey leg (YEAAAH) and i started choking until you came along (yeah i caaaaaammmmeeeeeee) no homo but that's the day i fell in love with you (we're so not gayyy) no homo that's the day i knew you were right (riiiiight) your body pressed into mine somehow didn't cross the line (WHY wOULD it hAVe) no homo but that day changed my liiiife TOGETHER: the outside world might see us as gay but bro we swear we're not we're just two bros chilling out [GEORGE] (JASON) and i think you're really hot (some) (wait what?) what? (what?) whO? (what did you say?) uuhm *grUNTS* [JASON] snuggling with you under the covers no homo [GEORGE] spooning with you just like we're lovers no ho-mo [JASON] our lips touching for a minute or two but no homo [GEORGE] it's okay with me if it's okay with youuu [JASON] IT TOTALLY IS [TOGETHER] no homo but let's find an apartment together no homo let's save money by sharing a bed looking into your eyes made me realise that i love you more than you could ever knowww my bro NO HOMO

'Remember that time we were surfing and I almost drowned?' *Cue the awkward laughter*

two player game sounds different...

What do you mean this isn't in Be More Chill?

George: Yeah i CAME Me: *Im mature. Im mature. Im mature.*

Be More Chill looks great

I didn’t think BMC bootlegs existed.

I love them both but is nobody gonna comment on Jason's facial expression and the way he mouths whatever it was when George holds out his hand at the end?

theres no hetero explanation for this song;

Michael - Hey Dude! Jeremy - Yeah bro? Michael - There's something I need to get off my chest... Jeremy - Is it your shirt? Michael - ... Jeremy - No homo?

Why isn’t this George and Will Yes I’m a boyf riends shipper

i scRE AMED

hi i love george salazar more than i love myself

Yeah, it's no not homo, yet you smile-lip bite at Jason at 2:17, Georgie.

you: boyf riends me, an intellectual: richjake

George and Jason are both amazing but I think the best guy onstage is the bass player jamming out behind them

I JUST REALIZED, one of them was drowning and the other was choking UNTIL-YOU GUESSED IT! THEY FOUND EACH OTHER AND COULD BREATH AGAIN!

90% of the comments is boyf and Im shook

i love every song that george sings. not only is his voice amazing but i love his acting and how much character he puts into every performance.

Two gay bois denying the fact they gay Edit: thanks for 6 likes im honoured

George's face at exactly 2:14 just says "But dude like, totally homo" (For those of you who didn't know George salad bar does is gay)

I love George because he puts actual emotion and effort into what he's singing. it's insane how amazing he is.

George is that kid in theater class who everyone knows is gay and when he brings it up, everyone is like "yah.... we know. "

the five dislikes are will connolly, will connolly, will connolly, will connolly, and will connolly bc he wanted to do this with george first

Tag yourself in the girl going "awwww" in the background

I live for George’s expressions!😂❤️👌🏻

george my georgey george george you cute george i love my george

Me: *looks over at my best friend and smirks* I can see us singing this.. her: what?.. both of us: *start dying of laughter* why the fuck..?!

I haven’t listened to the in a year, I STILL KNOW EVERYWORD- help

1:51 AND I THINK YOURE REALLY George:HOT! Jason:AWSOME!!! :D Wait what.. George:what?.. **awkward silence** Jason:what? George:who..? Jason:..what did you say....? George:....[clears throat]

GEORGE IS TOO ADORABLE I CAN'T

“Listen I got something I gotta take off my chest.” *me, a trans person: SAME*

**the beautiful duet** George/Michael: WERE SO NOT GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY...

BuT nOt BeCaUsE WeRe gAy

“Let’s save money by sharing a bed” Top 10 Greatest quotes of all time

this is amazing

noh omo

The true sum up of Jeremy and Michael.

One of my favourite things on the internet!

I watch this 4 times a day it's becoming unhealthy.

yall be talking about the sexual tension but that bassist is VIBING

My friend dared me to say no homo in front of every sentence for the whole school day and it caused some awkward situations like No homo but sir can I go to the toilet and no homo but there a cute couple and I wanna have someone like that (it was a lesbian couple)

The small confused "whO?!?!?" Like if you agree

I very much regret not finding this sooner

George Salazar's voice is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard