Jawsh Rambling On For Half An Hour While Carson's Editing 

@@julio69420. No.

Too much space but not enough ram

@@Mundilfari_ Honestly? That makes sense. Also Traves is just Josh with not enough space and too little ram but he's trying his best

i saw your profile picture and thought it was my own comment, seeing you with the same pfp as me put the biggest smile on my face ily

Nice profile pic dude

Time? Nine months later huh. Neat

@@nouveau_nouveau 9:49 he gets muted

And then to fucking star wars, I can't

Jawsh gets muted for another 5 seconds Unmute Josh : the deconstruction of social Darwinism

ItsYaBoi 2000 That is what literally happened in the video

Y e s

sold

Literally his streams

That would be the best episode of the lunch club podcast.

No just a podcast where they edit out all the other voices besides Josh and he just talks to himself for an hour

Get that bread gamer

Guy we just have to wait a few more years until he responds saying he got the bread

It appears the bread is all out of stock

i need to go to the store to buy bread Check again tomorrow

i need to go to the store to buy bread is it in stock now?

Nihlm thanks ❤️❤️

Thanks for the Josh Podcast Highlights

Doin gods work

Thank you

great list, but it's somehow comedic how much the list changes

Honestly, they don't know how they do it either

@@wib9525 can confirm

same like how do you not have a boyfriend like how?? i spent some time thinking about this but i cant figuere it out

@@milklover2351 hamster

And 3 years later he did it

Also the stock market crashing

He gave us an ultimatum and we threw it in the trash. It is our fault

He meant it when he said *stop everything*

The prophet

Nicholas lol

Yeah, it's a shame he wasn't streaming

oh it absolutely all connected, just tangentially. He turned metaphors into other side-rants that he completed before getting to his main topic and the main topic was ALWAYS that he's single and ready to mingle.

I wanted to hear his thoughts on Andrew Yang

I swear I’ve seen someone copypasta his entire speech including the missing parts before, I don’t remember where exactly you can find it but I know it exists!

Same :)

Watch his twitch streams, he’s great

I kinda relate to this...

Oh my lord your profile

drenchor my k k k kidney stones

oh god oh fuck

this is the copy pasta from a different vid so i don't know if some things are different from this vid

~walking out from our house Christmas eve, you may say there’s no such thing as santaaa, but as for me and grandpa, we believe~ Do you like jake spakenheimer? Or grandpa spakenheimer? Or grandma spakenheimer? Or doofus, which I believe is the name of the dog? Anyway, chat let’s get back to business, I’m looking for a- -- a bride to be - -- tue a statue - -- I just need the love, I just need the love of a woman - -- and I’m such a sad, unbelievably sad person and I need love in my life uh, particularly that of a female ummm who has umm amiable features, umm well put together structure, umm and a Whole lot of heart. And a affinity for video games. I just want a gamer bride. P-preferably one that’s partnered on twitch, and is verified on twitter, so like, you know, like you get like the full package. I want her to wear nothing but swimsuits. Um men’s, like like 1930’s men swimsuits where there’s like black and white stripes all the way up and down. And I want her to marry me the day I meet her in Las Vegas, California. And we’re going to go to the place and Elvis is going to be the person, the the guy who gives me my wedding license. My my my my my bride will be beautiful in her 1930’s men’s swimsuit she’s going to be and also there’s going to be one of those 1930’s changing tents that are also on the beach and there’s going to be one of those swimsuit cops as well to make sure her swimsuit is the appropriate length as to not draw eyes of any um any unwanted parties. Especially the Elvis Presley that’s going to be getting us hitched. Ummm I’m just looking-so that’s my, that was um that was my ultimatum. If I don’t get that, within the allotted time of 3 months, uuuh, I’m going to uhhhh Stop. Everything. Until I get what I so desire. Please Please Please Please any women out there who fit the description I have so graciously provided, message me on Instagram, I’ll be sure to respond if you are hot, if you’re not hot ummm uhh. I’m sorry I don’t know what to tell you. You-you’ll know, you’ll know if you’re not. Anyway, that’s me. I’m looking for a woman of with a strong foundation of concrete and rebar and like like a like alike a stone, I need a rock. I need a breadwinner. But it needs- I need a lady, who will- who will carry me up the stairs and tuck me into bed and is between the age of 18 to 20 years old and is attractive to my personal specifications. I just want- I just want a high five and a slap on the ass from my beautiful bride-to-be and then I will- she can have all the money and all the cars and all the house-I’m just looking for the love of my life, I’m gonna put an ad in the classifieds, I’m gonna make a craigslist post, I’m gonna be- I’m gonna- the ad’s going to read: “looking for a structurally super - -- hot babe -- -- the stock market has crashed, the world is coming to an end - -- um in case you didn’t know the star wars films are actually based off of the time period of the 1940’s uuuh late 1930’s, mid to mid 1940’s and the star wars films have.. s like cause the stormtroopers -- - uh r saga, the national treasure saga with with the um Nicolas Cage as the main character who’s name I can’t remember is it- I think it was Benjamin - --stroying I need a woman to hold me and I’m so Desperate - -- uuh very comprehensively directed by- I’ve not seen the second national treasure and- -- the dark nature of the harry potter films after the first two… but point is I- she can’t be into the harry potter films. She has to like the national treasure film- -- not seen the film in quite some time, soo uh I’m not a fan of the vacuum cleaner character. Brave little toaster is not. That. Great. Of a plot device? Uhh but what can you say? The- but the vacuum cleaner’s scary. There’s the lamp character, there’s a blanket character, I think the blanket character was supposed to be like an electric blanket umm cause it have like a like a dial on it. I like the blanket character the blanket character is really wholesome. And then there’s also umm the toaster character, which again, I thought was a very cool plot device when I was little but now that I am at the white bald age of 36, I gotta say, it’s not a very good plot device- --non and critique the brave little toaster with me, that’s all I want in a woman. Ack - -- too into the emma, too into the Dutch. I don’t like the Belgians, they did, ahh man the bene- or the whole Benelux region in general is kinda weak. ummm none of them have a- like their own like culture or anything like it’s kinda like discount Germany. A ride across the channel from the uk, I guess that’s pretty cool. But the- but so Belgium is like half French and half Dutch, I don’t even understand- -- and they barely even have any in California, if we’re gonna be honest, The burger king franchise, it’s not like- you think there’d be more of them. I I’ve seen like maybe one and it was attached to a Walmart? I dunno where you even find them. I dunno if it’s like a mid-west or east coast franchise -

- it’s a- it’s very important for her to be of the age of 18 to 20 years old. That is probably the nu- one of the number one features that is required but she also has to be very well-off financially, so that way if twitch collapses in on itself I don’t have to go back to work- -- to do, I’m not quite sure. But, you know, there’s gotta be some way to to summon such a like an ethereal being that is uhh simple for the every man to do. Cause obviously many people have done it, I’ve seen a lot of people with girlfriends. And I just I just don’t know. I don’t know how they do it. I don’t understand. But anyway my ad is out there, you can hit me up on the uhh- -- mick was no longer in the rocky franchise. Um, I think it was after rocky 2, but um, I can’t be too certain, like he could’ve been in rocky- I haven’t seen rocky 3. He could be- I know mr T’s in rocky 3 but that’s really it, I know that rocky is like “ooh I’m hot shit” and he uhh gets his act- his ass kicked by mr T, who’s in the the the- not in g.i. joe, he’s in the a team, which is another media franchise I’ve never seen , and I’m I’m not sure if it’s good? I don’t really know anything about it. I don’t know I don’t know a lot about 80’s media, I know that ghostbusters was -

-- malls, same time I unsubscribed from all the political channels, cause like I um, I used to watch the uhh the uh, what’s his what’s his name? the doug walker, uhh what’s his name? The nostalgia critic. When I was when I was in probably the first year of high school - -- so in the one episode of the nostalgia critic, he- wh which one was I talking about? The uh sorry, dash roamed (?), dash unmuted and made me lose my train of thought for a minute. I can’t remember which episode of the nostalgia critic I was talking about. But um, okay, so there’s a lot of episodes, there’s one where - -- the official version, of minecraft pocket edition on my kindle fire but I would wa- from- basically, from the years of 2009 and 2010 I would watch the angry video game nerd. And then one time I got in trouble cause my parents walked in and then they had uh they had me sit down and watch an episode of the angry video game nerd with them. Which was probably one of the worst experiences of my entire life. And I regret uhh, every day. And I I remember it so vividly uh it’s like a mental scar. And I was I was only around 9 years old at the time. I was um, I was in the third grade, and I like- that’s like a like a repressed memory, that was like a really bad time. But yea I really like the angry video game nerd, I thought I’d revisit him, saw the collab with the uhh what’s his face? With the doug walker, and I watched a quinton reviews video on doug walker. And I was like: “oh man doug walker… Ah he’s not a great guy” and so I, you know. But I I hadn’t watched doug walker for a while up until that point. Umm - -- conomy, uh, so that what happened with the social Darwinism in the 1800’s was you had the big uh corporations like the standard oil company, which would uh see themselves as like the the Pinnacle of uh that specific which they which they occupied. Uh so they would see themselves as the superior, the superior force in the market and they would they’d see that as their reason for swallowing up smaller businesses. So like, for example, what john d rockefeller would do, john d rockefeller would offer to buy a an like an independent oil refinery for a a, you know, not a great amount of money. Or or a good amount of money, depending on who it was, but that person might not wanna cave, so people are like: “oh well” and he’s like “well, okay” and he just lowers the price of oil to where everyone’s taking it at a loss, but the thing about the standard oil company, was because it owned about 90% of the oil refining industry, umm he was able to take that loss, for the amount of time that he was doing it, just long enough for the uh the business he was trying to take for let’s say a couple million to like, Fail completely and flop. Um and so then he’d buy that business for maybe a few thousand dollars. Uuh so that’s that’s how john d Rockefeller did that. But uh, so I was talking about social Darwinism I was talking about the uh the the Rant era of youtube. So I was talking about like people come out on top. leafy was one of those like, one of those businesses, you know, that got bought out by the standard oil company, you know, that would be h3h3 in this specific situation. Which is very strange considering uh h3’s political philosophy, and is supporting someone like Andrew yang. Now let’s talk about Andrew Yang - -- ticipating, I’d lo- I’d I buy dlc for games during this steam summer sale and uhh, having a thousand dollars, would make it much easier to buy. More things on - -- want this car, I want this car so bad but that bike is so much cheaper, which one are you gonna take? Are you gonna take the bike or the car? You’re gonna take the uh, you’re gonna take the bike. So that’s what I’m saying, like you- during the steam sales you always buy worst products, not because um. Simply because they’re cheaper, they’re the cheaper option. You you’d you could buy the Lamborghini but the Lamborghini is not on sale because guess who put that on the store. it was like, the the guys who do like 2k, who doesn’t do anything during the steam sales. You got- so you buy like like a game like bye bye wacky planet, which is a game in my steam library, that I - -- im city 4 deluxe. I have sim city 4 deluxe in my steam library, I’ve opened it one time ever in my entire life, back in uh back in the days of uhh, I think 20..13? And it crashed for half an hour. And that is my- that is how much playtime I have in that game. Um. And I refuse to install it or play it ever again, cause like city sim games are trash. They’re terrible, no one wants to play them. And if you do, there’s like something wrong with you. You gotta have like a like a like a some like kinda masochist kinda thing going. Cause like that’s seriously like the same thing as inflicting like bodily harm on yourself. As like a joke. You play that game to prank yourself. Yeah. Anyway, date me.

The ultimate rambling grandpa

Y-Y'know, back in, uh, back in the age, no, sorry, back in my day, we had, uh, we had a podcast, and I- I, uh, I was the funniest one on there, th- the chat always called me, um, uh, mr funny man

Lucky

jos :)

Disgusting content

@『 L'aqcua 』 theirs

@『 L'aqcua 』 they’re a furry 🤢 🤮

Patcheh he just holds infinite amounts of knowledge

You know... this makes sense

Keter Class

at 15:40 for those who didn't see.. yah useful information right here

He truly is

jschlatt and ted are pretty funny too

Bettr2Buttr yeah but I prefer josh lol

@@bettr2buttr813 Jschlatt, Ted, and Josh are their own type of humor

nah travis and cooper

Except its all Jawsh

This is just true

The mid to mid 1940s

"I am that which I am." - God, I think

i think it’s because he knows so much about history, and history people tend to just go on tangent after tangent, and he’s hilarious

this is so accurate omfg what

@Mohamed_Aei_Djama yeah its kinda like being optimistic about finding good people to talk to in a space where that's possible... wow.. crazy i know

I used to be like that too but people hated it. Oh well, THAT'S COMEDY!

You should see how much people can hate me when I start to do this while they want to be serious. I can only do this when the other people want to have a serious conversation.

This is a bit easy for me, but maybe I have an advantage because of adhd who knows

I can somewhat do that. Not as epically as Josh tho. He's another level

it's not that hard with your friends. i do it all the time with my friends group. once i made up a rick and morty episode with garfield and john for over 20+ minutes and it was really fun. i just can't do the same with people i don't spend as much time, i hardly can maintain or even engage on a little convo really.

fr though his just chatting streams are literally just this but he somehow goes even more insane

wtf i need to start watching him then. this is so entertaining

Nhi I’d listen to him for hours

I mean the best part is Carson muting jawsh's crazed rambles for 6 seconds and then unmuting to something completely diffrent.

Good profile pic

xd

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@@CallMeJschlatt you're not tall

he is a catalyst of chaos

"I'm not really into the Dutch, I don't like the Belgians." - Joker

I can imagine joker talking about Doug Walker and the brave little toaster

"I need a woman to hold me" - Joker

you're right, he's awesome

As a Dutch person, that was hilarious

HE PREDIOCTED THE STOCK MARKET CRASH HOLY FUCK

@@ziekziek5601 predicted? I think you mean caused. We cannot fully comprehend the extent of his godlike powers.

@@rickjohnson1719 you're right. he told us. he would stop all.

He started Coronavirus 😱

i volunteer as tribute

This and the Lifelink stream are always funny

@@cote6930 oh my god completely forgot about that one

This and his GTA videos with Carson

He's had some better ones, both on his channel and on CMC, consider the losing brain cells episode

you absolutely hate to see it

Nick wait what

you just hate to see it!

Shiny Clavicles I’m not gay stop

my eyes are not enjoying interpreting it

Josh wants a buff woman and I can respect that

What happened? Havent see either of them since 2020

@@dashthatonedude you might want to sit down for this

⁠@@dashthatonedudeCarson got cancelled for private messaging a 17 year old when he was 19 and asking for *those* types of pictures (there is some more to it but idk the full story so I recommend researching it yourself). He stopped posting for all of 2021 but he has gotten mental help and is back to making videos and streaming with a new friend group, albeit with a much smaller audience. Idk much abt jawsh so I can’t comment on him

​@@dashthatonedudejawsh has become a screaming man child who shrieks about Garten of ban ban and other brainrot stuff

Great profile picture

@@grandepica yours is pretty great too ngl

He can talk about nothing for as long as he wants

lmao dude discord really do be like that tho

Sounds like a normal night on Discord

I need to have this conversation in a random discord now

Hey just asking what was the conclusion? Can they?

@@lalithadavi4845 I don’t know, I left after they started talking about triplets

he is

sadly probably because sarcasm and satirical humour are generally not appreciated, and people unfamiliar with those tend to interpret such jokes as genuine words or words of aggression

best thing to do is not worry, i dont know if jawsh actually saw the chat or not, but chances are he didnt

Plumpyface, yeah. Did you see that one person basically telling josh he _has_ to be gay during the gamer wife bit? Twitch seems really toxic ngl

@@TiffySky most of the time it is lmao. I just never look at the chat while I'm watching streams

Because it's people with the same sense of humor as Carson but not funny like Carson

༺ TiffySky ༻ all of the people who were bassically yelling at josh to shut up we’re so annoying

i hate the majority of twitch chats

Josh is too powerful to have a rival.

7:38

Yeah... I'm gunna miss the man, even tho he did horrible things

I think the saddest thing is that Carson is genuinely irreplaceable like if you're subscribed to Carson. It's because of his own distinct personality that only he have and it's gonna be hard to just forget about him

Horrible seems a bit far. He didn't act too differently than most high schoolers.

The only thing he did in this video is mute josh and then laugh, and Josh still streams and makes videos

@@ohseespolice7419 and half of what makes it funny is carson muting and unmuting him

I said this???

not yet

CallMeJschlatt Damn

@@CallMeJschlatt you hate to see it

He really did stop everything too

He wasn't streaming which makes this twice as funny (Sorry for late reply)

@@CallMeJschlatt soo you're telling me he was straight rambling to himself?

@@joel5267 the whole time, yes

@@iwaswatchingyoutube5345 jesus

Expected a Cancel Carson joke and was pleasantly surprised lol

the worst part is i was like ah yea ofc

Good thing I'm not the only one who saw that

Everybody is talking all the time lmao

@@Lightning_bugs you clearly don't know what i meant. Rewatch every single video that includes Josh and come back to this comment and realize your foolishness.

@@aron1089 i think he or she is still watching every jawsh video

Everyone would be 5head

There is a stream delay so it’s impossible for him to do that

No he's just like this

what

@@Elaydzha short form : big company mean Edit: after thinking about it, he just means this: A small company reduces the price of it's product to keep up with the bigger company. The big company then lowers the price further, to a level that the smaller company cannot compete with. The smaller company can either go out of business, or, if the big company offers to buy, the small company can be sold to the big company, normally for a ridiculously small price, but the small company isn't going to make any money anyway. At that point, the small company gets sold to the big company to allow for further control and monopolization of the industry. I think that is what he means lol

@@Twiquil that's awesome dude, anyway, stream photomute

@@Elaydzha yeah it's a root of this ideology called social darwinism, which is basically survival of the fittest but humans in industry and social life and yeah it's good music you should stream it yourself