Jedi Don't Use Blasters for a Reason in Jedi Survivor!🔥😂💀 

guess greivous was gay

​@@ghostlikecow4282Not even a Force user.

@@thereluctanthipster6075 knew someone was gonna say something so aight

I'll use them anyaway i don't care. I like being a monster.

n@@thereluctanthipster6075 notice they don't correct on the gay part though.

Or some moonshine

Not in the Original you don't

Fuck a bottle your gonna need the whole Godamn bar

Lol

Great reference

Patrolling the galaxy makes you wish for fun

*26 Bro just took out 26 Stormtroopers in ~3 seconds If he can keep that ratio up for another few years he might even come close to challenging Ahsoka and Chopper

@@osamaKareem2patrolling the galaxy almost makes you wish for another Death Star

(bweep) (ding, ding, ding, ding, ding) (boodabeep) (pow pow pow pow pow)

Mysterious strangers claps mysteriously

Han Solo taunt from BF2, I see you.

That Same Smuggler: nothing happened

“Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything.” - A good smuggler

@@EM0RYTATEllll1 Episode Later "It would be an honour if you could join us"

@@ondururagittandeska2004 “we would be honored if you would join us”?

Antagonize: "Thanks for keepin' the peace, troopers! Bad guys must be too busy laughin' at you to rob anyone."

Dead Eye’d Jedi

@@antonradke5943 That sounds awesome in Palpatine's voice in my mind.

@@antonradke5943 I meant like just imagining it. His voice isn't actually in my mind...

@@antonradke5943 Well not usually anyways.

good one 💀💀

😂😂😂

If by they you mean Merrin 😏, I agree.

Caliber Kestis XD

My comment of the day😂😂

Do do Do do do Imma chargin my attack

@@Kakarot64. Did... did you just hold a grudge!?

Ninth Sister: ‪Now tell me if you’ve heard this one, How many Jedi does it take t... (gets beheaded) Cal: Just one.

I mean, if you can’t tell time is slow down. In reality this would probably only take a second.

​@@MisterRose90either way those 20 guys aren't going to just stand there. For 1 second or 5 minutes

😂😂😂😂😂

You’re*

Fun fact: Obi-Wan used a blaster to kill grievous

A general, probably*

Hello there!

Top tier comment!

​@@coops3600God created us in his own image but we sinned and broke that image so now we deserve hell but God wanted a way of forgiveness so he took on the form of man suffered on the cross for the forgiveness of sins that whoever repents of his sins and puts his faith in jesus christ can be saved to get that forgiveness u have to repent of ur sins put ur faith in jesus christ follow him and rely on his finished work on the cross and not ur own works to be saved repentence first means realising ur a sinner who needs Gods help then u change ur mind about sin realising its disgusting before God and u let him help u to stop doing sin putting ur faith in jesus means u do his commandments which u can know about in the bible loving jesus means to do his commandments but u have to be careful first of all u dont know when ur gonna die so come to God and repent today and that jesus is the only way to heaven the only truth and the only life and we can go to heaven bc of what he did on the cross not bc of our own works so ur good works dont get u to heaven its only bc if what jesus did on the cross but that doesnt mean u live a life of sin no u live a life pleasing to God having a true relationship with him but u trust in what jesus did on the cross and not ur own works that can get u to heaven jesus loves u and he can give u eternal life repent today

Yea there's a stance that you can use that gives you a blaster and a lightsaber, that is the maxed out ability for the blaster 🤘🔥

Dead eye

JedEye.. I’ll see myself out

​@@goku8621 take my like and gtfo lol

​@@goku8621 you deserve more likes

Yondu's whistling arrow, but as many of them as a single blaster can hold

Which is why Obi-Wan says they’re uncivilized. With a Jedi, they’d be too easy and wouldn’t give a warriors death the respect they deserve

Dayum , learned something nice today! 😅

@@xXtuscanator22Xx warriors death yeah right, Ravis from Jedi survivor was thrown in a prison for 300 years, it took a grey Jedi to give him a warriors death

Also fun fact; they never actually showcase this super badass skill The only time it's remotely used in some capacity is in the sequels and all kylo Ren manages to do is struggle to stop it in place.

Obi Wan used a sniper rifle at least once.

​@@Shade01982 and he was a badass at it to This just proves Jedi are bullshit if you let them cook

@gamerblackjacket I don't remember the details, only that is was an incredible range, and he didn't miss (or barely).

@@Shade01982he faked his death and was undercover as a bounty hunter

The bot is tweaking again

Where? I wanna see 👀

​​@@josiasarcadia i believe that was in the clone wars tv show. Possibly referring to the episode where obi wan was undercover as a bounty hunter, group got put into a death game and he used his force skills to cheat his way through as the least equipped person there. 1 had a sniper and obiwan took it.

​@@keepironman14 yeah it was that one

​@@keepironman14One of my favorite episodes.

Clone Wars can’t remember the season but the Name of the episode was called, “The Box”

or maiming. Maul was a maiming

"You wanna know why I use a lightsaber? Blasters are too quick. You can't savor all the... little.. emotions."

@@TQuong yes sir.

Gotta look them in the eye..

@@henrypaleveda7760 Sometimes teaching a lesson is enough.

Blud is NOT me

Great reference 😂

just one more big score… and then we all disappear… Tanalorr

​@@AHHHH__oh you motherfu- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@dudebruh5703cal I had a plan

"Just a few scores on the banks of Coruscant, for get moneh, and we can run away from the empire to the Tahiti system, just have god-damned damn faith!!!"

lmao the Jedi Council vetoing blasters because they were afraid of Jedi being far too capable of mass murder is pretty accurate. I guess the Sith don't use it because its too impersonal a method of murder, no time or chance for emotion on either parties part.

​@@StarboyXL9 My headcannon for the Sith not using blasters was always that they thought it was for the weak, as everyone can get into a bind and shoot their defenseless opponent in the head

⁠@@Someone-uz1jf I mean yeah, everyone even agreed on not turning off and on lightsabers mid fight because it was dishonerable, and sith thought it lacked skill/for the weak. So it would make sense they thought the same for the blasters.

@@Another-AddressEzra Bridger from Star Wars rebels had a blaster built into his lightsaber for a bit before it was destroyed

Dishonorable my ass sure it’s a war crime but hey just copy the USA we can’t lose if we commit enough war crimes

*Parries flames with the force*

Obi wan actually managed that against Durge

"Flames can't block bullets" - Grand Gunslinger Yoda

Anakin did it on ship as well lol@@tranquilclaws8470

No that was their shotgun idea

outstanding ttrpg character idea

They would completely believe they're just talented and "lucky".

@@velvetdemise6 exactly what I was thinking about lol

I don’t know if it still is but that actually used to be the canon explanation. They used to mark people like Han Solo who often “got lucky” as “Force Sensitive” in the older books and card games specifically because of this.

Undoubtedly

Lol what I was gonna say🤣

Bro thought💀

bro thought he was john marston 💀💀💀💀

​@@RealArthurMorganTBNow orther, just one more score, make a lot of smoke and we'll be reaping mangoes in tahiti before we even know it

He’s better

"It's high nooon"

Cause I’m a freeeeeee bird yea (solo)

I always thought some sand had flown into his eyes and it was all just a silly little misunderstanding, ya know? I mean, I know I've been there a couple times myself.

LOOOOOOOOOL

"Anakin, what's that red glowy thing you're holding"

"Must've been ny imagination." Lol!

Body's still warm. Looks like there's a Jedi about.

those are storm troopers

bootleg ringo starr

How do you mess up clone and stormtroopers? I am genuinely disappointed

I was gonna put this down lmao

Bro really ditched the force and used McCree ult ☠️☠️☠️

Fr

No, he said "Try me."

“It’s 6:00 AM”

Where was this from?

So uncivilized

​@@miguelleis4827 It's a reference to Star Trek: Picard's finale. Riker: You had a phaser this whole time and didn't use it? Worf: Swords are more fun.

You gotta be real for this one

Who else read this as if obi wan was carrying a blaster after talking shit about them and was to embarrassed to go back on his word and use it, even if it'd really help😂

The Force is strong with Arthur

Arthur would be a jedi.

Micahs a fucking sith lord

And John and older Jack too

​​@@walterwhite5818More like a Gonk Droid.

They effectively had blasters, they were called "clones" ...

@@benjaminodonnell258🤓

@@benjaminodonnell258no .

Jedi are basically unstoppable if they decided that hey this type of fighting and weapon usage, kind of dumb kind of cringe kinda ruthless. Your in war anything goes at this point, just use a gun

@@benjaminodonnell258 GAddamn lol

A long, long time into the future*

Lololol perfect

"So uncivilized" 🙄

even though at this point in the timeline he's also using a blaster

Best comment 🤟

Ezra standing farther in the distance, applauding the technique

@@benrp056if it’s not in lucases original or prequel trilogy or in the clone wars. It might as well be fiction

Same thing popped in my head lol.

Hold my blue milk

I love how Google recognize your uncivilized as not the English language because of the s

he's level 69

I was about to put that XD

To be fair.. his blaster had a hell of a bigger ammo-cap than John's rinky-dink 6-shooters or mauser. And Cal had way more time to mark his targets. John was on a timer.

​@@keithstone8693and apparently jedi can manipulate the path of the blaster shot using the force so i mean shii

John could probably do it if they also just stood there and did nothing lmao

John gave up. He didn't really think could take out 20 men with 6 bullets

Aha I love this comment 🤌🏻

I felt the same way when I saw a friend get kicked in the eggs...

He doesnt even always look. Often he just points it at the enemy and bam

Also Obi-Wan: *[Obliterates Grievous’ chest cavity with a blaster]*

We see in the clone wars when Obi Wan disguises as Rako Hardeen, he has incredible aim. In unfinished clone wars season 7 footage, Anakin is seen using akimbo pistols, and demolishing everyone. Jedi would be too destructive if they used blasters.

“Skill issue” I’m dead 😂

Obi-Wan said that immediately after shooting general grievous through his exposed chest plate with his off hand while dangling off of a balcony.

I like to think Kal is just a Grey Jedi

Tbh, every Jedi who survived the Dark Times (19-5 BBY) used blaster: Cal, Kanan and even Kenobi. We also saw a lot who did not, and guess where they are? In grave. Being civilized is the last thing you think about when survivor instinct kicks in.

Cal probably would’ve fit well in legends Luke’s Jedi order (yes he allowed Jedi to use blasters instead of lightsabers if they wanted in legends)

@@keithpierce5686 no such thing as a grey Jedi. You cannot use the dark side without it eventually corrupting you

@@shadewolf0075only a sith deals in absolutes.

😂🤘🙌

More like X X X X X X X

🌚

Thank you

Well... since this this 2-bit dusty little old Council ain't big enough for the 2 of us..

I need to see Obi in a cowboy hat now...

For the record Ezra has a blaster/light saber as a weapon, wonder if he could learn this.

SHERIFF KENOBI! *draws four revolvers*

Listen Cassidy 🤣

LMFAO

But he did shoot him lmao

Isn't the person who acts as Cal the one who played that golden guy from guardians of the galaxy vol 3

@@BrooklynMefiNope! You’re thinking of Will Poulter. Cameron Monaghan plays Cal but has also been in the Shameless tv show and joker in the Gotham tv show

Oh yeah, his face just reminds me of him

That's why there's a trophy called. So uncivilized when you use the point blank ability to defeat 10 enemies

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@@fireblade295 i was typing it on a phone sorry

@@fireblade295💪🤓🤓💪

​@@fireblade295 Wat Da Heeeeell

​@@gunman598Bro This Ain't Tinder Post Your Pics Somewhere Else

That scene annoys me because he should've went into hiding as one, and the Obi Wan show would've been pretty fire, especially if he was hired to "kill" Jedi, only to help them also hide...oh well...he cuts meat chunks for work instead.

@@user-sj9mj3bf2m that does happen tho. Ground-fighting tends to take place under a planet-wide shield preventing orbital strikes. That or they want to take control of the system without turning the surface into glass.

@@qctyeyeah, obviously the Empire agrees, that’s why they never build giant, planet-destroying weapons!

⁠@@user-sj9mj3bf2m Not to be rude but you don’t really sound like you know what you’re talking about, their technology really isn’t that much more advanced considering rebellions often gain most of their technology through looting the people they’re fighting which definitely happens very often in Star Wars. Not to mention people like you seem to forget the vastness of space, it’s the same concept as the United States versus the Taliban. Sure we occupied their country for 20+ years, repelled most of their attacks and yet still they never truly went away, in fact they never even came close to that. They even had victories at certain points. It was simply too difficult to manage occupying an entire other country excluding our own without launching a full-scale invasion like you would in a peer on peer war. This is another reason why they often don’t orbital strike planets from space, rebellions typically start within the colonies owned by the empire they’re fighting. The whole idea of being bigger and better immediately equaling victory is often what causes empires or nations to struggle so badly when fighting smaller guerrilla warfare style enemies like this. In fact history has shown that fighting guerrilla style enemies is more difficult for an empire than fighting a straight up opposing military force, as they often utilize similar strategies so it comes down to who has the most resources, manpower and cunning.

@@qownson4410 bro has to lay low, dutch will come up with a plan.

Have you played Jedi Survivor?

His name is cade Skywalker but that's a tale that no Disney exec will tell you....

@@kmk5626 No

I know I've seen a lore vid about a jedi that used dual blasters. She was twi'lek i think.

there was a deleted clone wars scene where Anakin does just that

MISTAH MOARGAN

"i got a plan arthur, i just need two trillion taxpayer dollars"

@@genericuser984 “I have…a god..damn….PLLLLLAAAANNNN!”

It's called a magazine.

@@ethanpease5936☝️🤓

@@ethanpease5936clip sounds cooler

@@aJhLsmi No it doesn't.

@@ethanpease5936wah someone said something in a way I don’t like wah

Just imagine, Cal Castis is a far-far distant descendant of Jack Marston. And dead eye in the red dead world as the primal manifestation of the Force

@@Tevi_L7151walk yourself out and don’t come back

If someone rephrased the top comment

​@@Tevi_L7151Considering that Star Wars is actually from a very distant past, Cal would be an ancestor.

@@wataterp7341 two completely different universes

he does kinda

just give him a blaster

YOU NERFED ME! YOU NERFED ME!

BROOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂

@@jangofett550 John Marston to Rockstar: "You nerf babies."

Cringe

yeah, put a green Lady in there.

and the invisible red ogre

no @@mushroomanjcc1954

and a celestial father

It's not the jedi way

​@@DaMaximoff This ISN'T the way

​@@DaMaximoff Yeah, Jedi have to feel on their own hand how they slice through flesh and bone, and get some blood spatter on them in the process. Sadistic, psychopathic fucks that the Jedis are.

Just like you aren't supposed to use the force for offense it makes killing to easy. The most powerful jedi would be one that doesn't bother with a lightsaber, just a stick or their hands and lives via the force. Even a lightsaber is a crutch that lowers Jedi potential but not following their way of the force fully.

​@@danielcox7629Uh, not... quite on the lightsabers. The kyber crystals in them mean that they act as a focus, increasing the user's ability to draw on the Force. Granted, kyber crystals could also be used in more effective ways. ...Like in a blaster, where they magnify the power of the shots massively, or probably in a shield generator.

Even dooku said it would be impossible for a non force wielder

One of my favorite scenes ever. Whenever I debate with someone why force users should use blasters as a secondary/off-hand, I show them that scene.

​@etriusfysik9666 doesn't Ezras lightsaber double as a blaster?

@@Cptnballsac True, but last I saw, he can't use both at the same time. He has to shut down the saber to use the blaster, and vice versa. And I would think that shutting off the saber would kind of telegraph a blaster bolt heading your way. Maybe that doesn't actually mean much, but I personally don't care for it. Lol 😆

@etriusfysik9666 no but if someone was getting out of range he could take a shot maybe, or get a shotnin at a ship. Not bad if you're trying to be incognito

Not sure about the beat, but it seems that the bodies did.

Indeed my friend 🥲🥲🥲

Fr

He does, but gets killed anyways. You get the option to dead eye target the feds before you die

Actually he was able to but didn't have enough bullets loaded in the gun

😭

my first playthrough i chucked some dynamite in a crack in the barn and it didnt do anything and i knew i was cooked

I tried so hard, even made sure to use the Mauser with the 25 round magazine, they still stop him after the first few shots

System my dude, system

More like Dead-Eye from Red Dead

being a jedi adds like 11 perception.

bro straight outta ratchet and clank

@@zfilms4858and 11 agility

Literal yakka arrows

And because blaster bolts are just plasma and energy they can turn into thousands of smaller ones and kill millions with one blaster bolt

Alright now that would be op af😂

@@Idk-yp2sy in one of the legends stories theres a Jedi turned bounty hunter who uses blasters as her primary weapons and because of the force she basically has aimbot and actually deflects incoming blaster bolts by shooting them mid air causing them to fly off target bouncing off the blaster bolts magnetic containment field holding the plasma.

@@jaredflynn3750 I want a live action show like tales of the Jedi but set in the early empire so it would be following a new Jedi every episode

I can remember a fun book passage where Darth Bane while he was a soldier, got hit with a flashbang, and could not see anything. However he just grabbed a sniper rifle, a weapon he had never even used before, and landed 6 Headshots in a row while blinded, just with guidance of the force.

@holokom3330 yup, basically sniper gods if they stop using those enforcer batons and use space guns.

​@@writecraft7049man called it a baton😂😂😂😂😂 bruh yes

didn’t they have an episode in the clone wars where they gave an undercover Obi-wan a sniper rifle for a test

​@@christianheath4498 yup

Bro it was John marston from red dead 1💀

@@silasannanack6129 we can imagine that this is a distant descendant of Jack Marston, and therefore John. It's a pity that Arthur didn't have a single descendant or at least an offspring

@@Tevi_L7151 ?

You read the top comment too? Cool

@@AskMeWhyYoureStupid yep

Yet not a single bullet 😂

I thought it was only 1 bullet per 1 body?

​@@bearbeats3649the goals more like .9 bullets ber body Sometimes one hit two kills But heah get a *davey crocket*

Thechnically it only uses one unit of ammo/it doesn't use bullets lmao

Kyle Katarn: *sad Space Chuck Norris noises*

Other countries have guns ya know, like. A solid 70 percent of them. Even switzerland. A notoriously neutral country.

@@jordankelly4684You have the privilege to own guns, heavily dependent on the government allowing you to and pretty much always highly regulated. We have a provision enshrined in our Constitution that says we have the right to bear arms whether the government likes it or not. We are not the same.

@@jordankelly4684yeah the difference is almost no other country gives you the RIGHT to own a gun, it’s a privilege elsewhere. That’s why there are so many guns here that anyone can get.

​@@jordankelly4684 United States civilians own enough firearms to equip every member of every armed force in the world with 14 guns and then also equip every swiss citizen with dual pistols.

Cal? Some people call him Maurice.

Ride on Space Cowboy!

See you around space cowboy

But does he have moneeh and a plan?

There legit is a cowboy outfit essentially you can unlock 🤠

kyle is just a guy with a lightsaber

@@bankai7087 "Of course, ser~"

​@@bankai7087A guy with a lightsaber from a much better franchise and a personality.

​@@Broken_Savioryou know both of them come from the same franchise right? Also Cal has a personality. Stop the cap

Kyle would just use a thermal detonator and force push.

John marston would have died

@@rrockstarrj I don’t see cal dead

@@rrockstarrj but what I’m saying he died by a U.S. army 💀

@@rrockstarrj I’m also a red dead fan bro

@@AverageRdr2player324 To be fair, I think the US army has better aim than Imperial Stormtroopers... :P

Flamethrower for close range combat but most Mandos were not force sensitive and preferred a blaster of some type for Mid-Long Range combat. Some did use melee weapons as well depending on the training they were most proficient at. 🤘💯

​@@GoodFellas_Gamingthey also kept weapons like slug throwers (if I remember that name right) which were just advanced shotguns they'd fire cause very few jedi can stop a lugged round, let alone 20 of them at once. While some jedi could stop blaster fire of over 200 shots and blast them back with just the force, most can't even delfect from 5 blaster bolts without a lightsaber. There are so many cool work around to jedi, including just using frag grenades or things with shrapnel that give little time to react if used well.

But Jedi are already great at war crimes. They did so many war crimes in the Clone Wars. I think they're just too snooty for blasters.

@scirrhia_kruden the jedi never made a lot of sense tbh, there are awkward weird logic issues if you think to long on it. Sith while fucked up are pretty straight forward. "Do anything it takes to meet your goals and fulfill your desires" with very few rules, jedi are literally fighting their own emotions and nature's in an attempt to bond closer with the supernatural entity that is the force. To the point of saying any bond too passionate is bad... despite them fostering bonds between Master and Padawn and some jedi's focus being essentially beast tamers or artificers... like... they literally say don't bond to anything cause it limits you but then give you a freakin lifhtsaber with a crystal that is basically its own spirit bound to you like a dnd high tier magic weapon.... Jedi are weird

They would have done a uno reverse on order 66 if they just picked some of the rifles up

old my blue milk

😂😂😂😂😮😮😮savage

BRO love the reference to star wars clone commando

Wasn't that a taser basically

​@@ElysiumEverlasting777 it shot stun bolts that can be changed to a deadly shot but you know kaden ezra master also carried a blaster

@@eaglegundam1873so yeah basically a taser.

Disney🤢🤢🤢

​@@PrimoImperatoreRebel was good.

he maybe can its just not enough cartridges

@@door1852 this is why he should’ve went dual wield

@@door1852If only he dual wielded the le mat revolvers. Could’ve probably cleared them all.

John chose to let himself die though.

@@Deathpool_04 because he saw no other way out

when you make your blaster in game out of beskar too 😎

D'jango fett

Heretic! Beskar is for Armor. That said, @TheDJOblivion, D'jango Fett was the funniest thing I seen all day!!

When was the last time you went outside

@@percmuncher3126 when’s the last time you’ve engaged in creativity?

Do you know what the song’s called? Trying to find it through the lyrics I hear.

​@@Deka-Kaizer fleetwood mac the chain

Yeah, it had a weird beat to it, absolutely musical!

Not just that but he was using weapon that he had never used before, and hit them in the ear holes of their helmet, clean through Edit: oh and no formal training in using the force

@@MetalFan9490 look at you defending stormtroopers…they can’t aim nor can they do their job’s correctly and you expect them to shoot back. Even if they did, they’d miss. 🤫😂🔥

Ezra Bridger joins the chat.

@@Soren27 and then immediately gets shot 😂

@@stormtendo yea I mean that's true to lol.

He probably could, unfortunately revolvers can only hold 6 bullets

@@benjaminkhoury4250 True but remember there are more revolvers that can hold more than 6 bullets and there are pistols too

this is my headcanon now

Facts

kinda true but John didn't have an automatic pistol machine gun, also deadeye doesn't works on full automatic weapons as demonstrated by shooting the Gantling gun

@@Hardcord6exactly

​@@Hardcord6i also like to think that john COULD of taken all those guys out but chose not to and let himself die because otherwise his family would of remained in constant danger

They don't need to. They can take cover and shoot the other way and use the force to guide it to their target but they would make all non-force sensitives obsolete so they just use useless lightsabers. Its kinda like a stronger force user doesn't immediately summon other person's lightsaber from his/her hand and instakill OR arrest after.

@@Dark_Voicethey use the force at all times