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Jeff Dye returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about why he's still immature and accidentally having the best conversation of his life with a five-year-old on a flight.
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@bizichyld 5 лет назад

Dude is a legit good man and class act. Went to junior high and high school with him. Bought tickets to a show and met him afterwards. Wasn’t sure if he’d recognize my wife and I, but he did and gave us big hugs and met us after the show. Bought us drinks and chatted for about 20 minutes before going back for his next set. He didn’t have to do that, but he’s just that cool.

@WesleyThibodeau 2 года назад

Once heard him say he could take a wolf in a fight...

@pamhopedye6868 2 года назад

Thanks for the reply, great review.!

@paulpolpiboon9535 Год назад

👍

@toad7058 Год назад

Couldnt agree more. I got to open for him for three shows and he was the nicest comedian Ive ever met or worked with. We drank and had way too much fun. On the Saturday (of a three night run) he found out my wife and kids had joined me at the hotel and had them come to the show. He was so beyond nice to them. Over a year later I went and saw him at a comedy club and he noticed me in the audience and called me out by name. After the show he hugged my wife and kid and asked where "the other one is" she was too young to get in this particular club but he even remembered I had two kids. He told me to come back the next night and be on the show. Hes the greatest. Everyone should be a fan cause Jeff loves everyone and hes so damn good at being a comedian.

@Andy-1234 Год назад

I figured he was cool in real life but comedians have a lot going on so you never know. Nice to hear he is the same dude off stage.

@estecani 6 лет назад

“I don’t know anything about childs” 😂😂

@elisereyes7637 5 лет назад

Am I the only one thinking that his raspy voice is THE cutest thing?!?

@DariaTanner 4 года назад

Girl EXACTLY 😭❤

@EJofLA 3 года назад

Definitely not. I was thinking how sexy a voice he had the whole time!

@rascalgarcia977 3 года назад

Yes

@angelapitts2123 3 года назад

I love his voice

@Breeandfree Год назад

He’s pretty cute

@alesiaandrade3104 6 лет назад

Lmaooooo “ I don’t have information “

@TK-ij2xi 5 лет назад

I'm a mom, my kids are older...i LOVE little kid convos. They are the best. You want authentic, you want a glimpse of who you were? Allow a conversation with a child.

@pamhopedye6868 2 года назад

super nice.

@TheDayDreamingOwl 2 года назад

The best irony of this act, whether he realized it or not, was that he started off talking about how he wasn't ready for kids but then ended with a story demonstrating how great he actually is with children. The amount of interest and enjoyment he expressed in talking to that little boy is exactly how to determine if you're ready for Kids, and he's got it. He played it off as if his ability to hold a conversation with a young child made him immature but the truth is its the exactly opposite. An immature person would not have the capacity to communicate with such a child if they felt no empathy or connection with them.

@adamemac 6 лет назад

Wish people would cheer when I told them I'm single. Instead of giving me that "aww I'm so sorry" look.

@0991ekul 6 лет назад

jokes on them, stats show that they'll hate each other in the near future.

@ashleymrals 6 лет назад

adam mac II

@williamsieving5237 6 лет назад

I'm really kind of surprised to see a female troll, Cyndi. It's not often you see a woman being an a$$hole. I noticed there's no picture on your profile. Either you're a smart troll or maybe you just look like one...? Judging by the comment, I would say the ladder. Projecting is a common coping mechanism.

@rickjames8960 6 лет назад

Better than the "Makes sense" look

@justinb1382 5 лет назад

When I tell people I’m single they give me that “yea I could tell” look, so don’t feel bad.

@EJofLA 3 года назад

Wow what an adorable set! Thanks handsome man with the killer raspy voice.

@ewartsmith7490 5 лет назад

He still has the jersey

@ColdperpetratorLv 5 лет назад

The part that made me Laugh is when he said kids rogue lol

@AFromFrance 6 лет назад

This guy would be an amazing dad but a very shitty husband. 😂

@norisa4850 5 лет назад

He’s dating wwe wrestler beck lynch I believe

@luvyou-baby 6 лет назад

he has a traveling show with Henry Winkler (Fonzie), William Shatner, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman- its pretty amusing to watch.

@luvyou-baby 6 лет назад

he plugged it last time , its why i started watching.

@boreduser12 6 лет назад

You know what's worse than "hoping a beautiful woman takes that empty seat but instead a toddler takes it"? It's when a beautiful woman does take that seat and you either completely choke and embarrass yourself by saying something extremely stupid right off the bat (e.g. "who knew this day would get so adventurous" and you can see in her face how her desire to talk to another human just rapidly flies away), and have to sit their awkwardly for the rest of the flight. OR she either immediately ignores you. OR immediately just gives you a disgusted looking hello and proceeds to put headphones on. OR immediately says, "don't talk to me, creep" (of course at that moment you call her an asshole, but in all honesty, she may be right because you are extremely selfish and only talking to her because she is beautiful and you think you deserve all beautiful women without thinking about whether they think you are attractive).

@scotty9898 6 лет назад

luvyou baby, I love that show. It's hysterical. Glad they made a second season

@WaffleEBay12 6 лет назад

boreduser12 Well that's a lot to take in. And totally unrelated to the comment you replied to.

@Rawk4Life 6 лет назад

Unfortunately, Dye isn't good at improv humor, which is why he's probably better at his own scripted stand up.

@catmaster17 5 лет назад

Why is he so cute and why are his jokes so cute??? omg!!!

@alangarcia4821 6 лет назад

That Save Barrel tag was so funny lol...it didnt get the laughs it deserved :P

@ryanrad8693 5 месяцев назад

Love Jeff Dye!! So happy I got tickets to see him May 16 at The Ice House!!! Lets GOOOOOO!!!!!

@WooWoo4511 6 лет назад

He is hilarious on the show Better Late Than Never... along with George Foreman, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw, and William Shatner!! So glad they brought it back for season 2

@JesusVelociraptor 4 года назад

"You got any information?" "I don't have information" lmao

@ahsatan8997 4 года назад

He is delightful

@NicKeLas 6 лет назад

He didn't tell that many jokes and they weren't hilarious, but that performance was super entertaining! Also, he reminds me of Jorma Taccone from The Lonely Island.

@little7redify 6 лет назад

NicKeLas Exactly my thoughts. It doesn't seem like stand up comedy or even comedy in general it just seems like someone telling an entertaining story that happened to him.

@enx2083 5 лет назад

Me too!

@DabsOnDabs 4 года назад

big "This Is Not Happening" vibes

@ssds24 Год назад

I agree. His special at the Helium club was pretty funny tho if you haven't seen it.

@CarnageJE 6 лет назад

Are his hands huge or is his head tiny?

@mikophilo348 6 лет назад

Carnaage booo

@Tostorito 6 лет назад

Yes

@theugglyduckling7952 6 лет назад

I didn't notice till I read this and it is all I see now 😱😱😱

@terrycrews1760 6 лет назад

The_Jokester wrong.....huge gloves...... Huge love gloves

@2Bad4YOUuu 5 лет назад

U know wut they say ...

@mikeymartin4575 5 лет назад

When he smiles he looks like a younger Jon Ham.

@ZacharySummers-ed8zz 2 месяца назад

I was thinking the same thing

@feryela 6 лет назад

I watched this while eating a quesadilla

@ScarlettJ1221 6 лет назад

Love Jeff Dye he is so hilarious

@StaticGorilla 6 лет назад

Yeeees! One of my favorites from last comic standing!

@udmgraduate Год назад

This made me love being a father even more.

@nicoledeonath6719 6 лет назад

Did u really fart?! 😂😂😂 i heard it separately from the fart sound u made with your hand, and i saw the tense look in your face.. 😂😂😂 halarious.. 😂😂😂😂

@davsavchav 4 года назад

Imagine being in the front row and smelling the slowly incremental stench as it diffuses around the room and being like, "f***ing hell..." and not being able to concentrate on the sketch.

@sailormood_3278 5 лет назад

This reminded me how much I genuinely like kids. Y’all, be nice to them please lol

@Mctendies 6 лет назад

His delivery is like a wholesome version of Jim Jefferies.

@susanfromsanantonio3873 2 месяца назад

Hysterically funny guy!

@annatar6453 5 лет назад

Funny clean comedy. Like it

@FabrizioPeruano 6 лет назад

I gave Jeff a ride home from "Off the Hook Comedy Club" in Naples and it felt pretty awesome to give a famous person a ride!! It's too bad he had a better convo with a 5 yr old than with me 😂😂 he's a great guy tho! Awesome jokes man! Keep it up !

@uzitenenbaum952 6 лет назад

I bet he's got a great Captain Kirk impression.

@jonmikolrosario 6 лет назад

love this guy 😂

@waloacme 4 года назад

This guy is really good! Cant believe I didn't know him.

@emmy6909 6 лет назад

I love how women in the audience go “aweeeeeee” when he is talking about the baby... like they started ovulating ipso facto... I know I did lol

@cb7pwn 5 лет назад

that second fart sounded dubbed in... how could a hand held mic pick that up like that?

@Aj-rj1wy 6 лет назад

How have I not seen this?! I love Jeff.

@liamxerxes252 Год назад

Seconde #BEST #COMIDIAN in WORLD #XXD YOU KNOW...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JohnSmith-lx1xe Год назад

I like this guy 😊

@kathyheavner3585 Год назад

Adorable and hilarious

@carlosfuentes7945 Год назад

Dude is so cool👍

@pamhopedye6868 2 года назад

Who got to see the Jeff Dye show? hes can be hard to get to.

@pamhopedye6868 2 года назад

Huge FAN, can't wait until I see you again.

@backseatdriver4833 Год назад

So good

@alburnett75 4 года назад

Jeff needs his own special. He's fkn hilarious 😂😂😂

@boreduser12 6 лет назад

@jessyjulie5506 5 лет назад

I thought u were going somewhere else with that story. Lol I agreed with u at the end.

@violetlane2901 6 лет назад

he’s so attractive tbh

@becsblue9424 Год назад

Awesome guy!

@NeatoLino 4 года назад

I thought he was going to end the set with him calling his ex saying he wants to have kids now 😭

@rochelleedwards5877 6 лет назад

Good job Jeff! Loved that kid story in Bellevue at the Parlor. Good choice! It was cuter and told better. Perfect. And your reaction to being single is a huge hit, sounded like reaction of Moms. bet they all started texted their single daughters.

@gkennedy3414 Год назад

The BEST story!

@angelak.johnson7701 6 лет назад

Jeff Dye... you have a great future. Your venue is ever so sweet, kind and most of all FUNNY! Angie:-)))

@tbrwy 6 лет назад

Anyone feel like the kid tugging his shirt was like the end of Chris delias man on fire

@MillenniumEye373 6 лет назад

Jeff Dye is a really funny comedian and an attractive man too. But I feel like his stand up doesn’t fit The Tonight Show cause it’s a family friendly show. First he looks better dressed casual not formal, second, I’ve seen his stand up comedy before and his crude jokes are way better. He lives in New York and it’s sad that to gain more exposure you need to go to a Show like this.

@mindaugasmazrimas4554 5 лет назад

Listen to me and listen to me close. NOBODIES COMEDY FITS THE TONIGHT SHOW! 1)Its a terrible show 2)Youre told what to wear and what to say 3)They get comics who are dirty and force them into this digestable shit box because god forbid you swear and lastly,aint no comic coming on this show to do a retarded 5 minutes because they love Fallon or performing in front of a bunch of bipolar idiots who have no clue who they are. This whole thing is just a "My agent said it would be good for my career to appear on a show watched by a lot of idiots who still for some reason watch late night shows when they havent been funny for about 20 years"

@emmc9898 11 месяцев назад

Fellow Covington, WA used-to-live-in

@alexrseeberger 6 лет назад

I love Jeff in that show on NBC

@addieroll6261 6 лет назад

Honestly this was pretty fuckimg hilarious. Didn't expect to laugh so much because the intro was a little slow but great job Jeff!

@izzmontano91 5 лет назад

The real skitch is funny lmao i fucking love quesadillas

@fredascencio9606 6 лет назад

The first comedians on this show that's actually funny

@neojd 6 лет назад

Haven’t seen Jeff since Last Comic Standing. He’s still got it. 👍🏼

@kennethfagan9738 Год назад

Great set 👌 👏

@etoileedmonds Год назад

This man is speaking the gospel

@ricksanchez6510 6 лет назад

I like him so much in the show Better Late than Never! 😁

@YayaIsSilly 6 лет назад

Plane part worked pretty well, very cute

@YadiraLaguerre 6 лет назад

Man: I don’t want commitment. I only play video games all day and make fart jokes. Woman: I can change you.

@riyasingh2729 Год назад

Oh pls woman play vido games too

@melv5174 6 лет назад

I wondered what happened to him after money from strangers on mtv stopped airing lol

@kidrauhl55 6 лет назад

I would be happy with fish stick Friday with Jeff ❤️

@MrStensnask 6 лет назад

Started out a little slow but lowkey killed it with that plane story :)

@MrsBungle78 6 лет назад

Dude's a bit cute!

@stevenewsom3269 5 лет назад

Ya, but hes no Mike Patton amirite?

@samriddhi43 6 лет назад

Omg! I feel the same way! He describes my feelings!!!!

@MKGamingByMunish 6 лет назад

The fact the audience started clapping before he could say thank you; LET HIM GET HID OWN APPLAUSE, NOT FROM A APPLAUSE SIGN!!!

@MzIvorySeattle 5 лет назад

Bellevue WA welcomes the laughter 2018

@slinkeepy 6 лет назад

funny AND original

@JoeBreeVideos 6 лет назад

Cute AND funny. Mary me now.

@musicfanmic 6 лет назад

Was that second fart a real one?

@bitemesucka7584 6 лет назад

I thought the exact same thing!! Watch him after- it's like it took him by surprise

@terrycrews1760 6 лет назад

Michael Bryant lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nicoledeonath6719 6 лет назад

biteme sucka i feel like it wasnt a surprise.. just poorly timed 😂😂😂😂 he tried to cover the real fart with a fake one.. hope he didnt shit himself.. 😂😂

@mentonerodominicano 4 года назад

He might joke about it, but would be a great dad or babysitter himself.

@ryandrew9937 2 года назад

He makes it look easy

@ScarlettJ1221 6 лет назад

2:05 Jeff sounded cute when said that he must have a cold

@romysan1 6 лет назад

very funny ! bravo.

@neilbusmente4506 6 лет назад

His voice is so adorable

@annaharsanyi-sulyom7751 3 года назад

why do I feel like his voice is the 'look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting, yes very distinguished mmm I see I see' tiktok??

@tallboots2222 7 месяцев назад

Love Jeff Dye. Sorry you have to go on the tonight show tho.

@jyll.7132 6 лет назад

That means he would be a good parent....if he ever grew up, that is.

@CalebMcFarland 6 лет назад

Jyl I think that was the whole point of the set. He doesn’t want to, so he doesn’t get married. He enjoys his life as it is, etc.

@JRLB38 6 лет назад

It picks up at the end

@chrisbruhh5391 5 лет назад

i feel like i'm watching Seinfeld's son, not complaining though lol

@MsJanetWood 4 года назад

4:30 *He made that whole story up. 5 years olds have a very short attention span. Furthermore, they cannot sit quietly for that long period of time! They would need to 👏🏼clap their hands, 👐🏽snap their fingers, 🙌🏽stomp their feet! Finally, what kind of airline ✈️ allows a 5 year old to travel by themselves?*

@tbwatch88 Год назад

jeff is great, a true goodhearted doofus genius. this wasn't his best set by a long chalk.

@baddmanaz 6 лет назад

Seemed like jimmy was telling that guy: "jeff! die!!"

@Professor.X 6 лет назад

My name is Jef....

@kaykay12152 6 лет назад

VHAAARY NIICE.

@creamsaroyan6666 3 года назад

Oh my God this guy is so cute 🥰 uh I’m in love

@Crapweeds 6 лет назад

Maybe give Tom Segura et al their jokes back.

@jobelthirty1294 6 лет назад

he didnt make me laugh. it was a little chuckle, but it was more of a normal conversation with long pauses than comedy.

@NOLAMarathon2010 6 лет назад

I thought it was somewhat painful...up until about the 3:38 mark when a measure redemption began.

@leo3star 6 лет назад

You luckiest guy ever

@RYANRMcfc 6 лет назад

Can’t believe how low the bar is for stand up on jimmy fallon. That plane story didn’t even have an ending.

@justin_your_cousin9273 6 лет назад

"Im single, but I have a gf" is like saying "my car is for sale, but I'm not selling it."

@Lucas-gs4ls 6 лет назад

Plum Windmills he said he had a girlfriend

@justin_your_cousin9273 6 лет назад

I hate people who use the term single as in "not married"

@JohnDoe-cw7wy 6 лет назад

Plum, what does that have to do with this video tho?

@myusername8775 6 лет назад

He HAD a girlfriend.. as in, in this video he didn’t have one, he had one in the past :/

@shaligramsah1774 6 лет назад

Can't believe i found a guy who sounds just like shah rukh khan

@katyhayden943 6 лет назад

Wasn’t impressed at all until he moved to the bit about talking to the kid. That was hilarious. No thumbs up or thumbs down. Evened out.

@laurlaur250 6 лет назад

Respect

@cyropyro 6 лет назад

Yes, but do you still have the jersey???

@wataloopus 6 лет назад

Lmao this guys whole routine revolves around trying to score with the hottest chicks. Starts off “hey everyone so I’m single” “I do well the ladies” So he is already planting this bug in the girls heads like “haha... I wonder if he’s serious..that’s kinda hot” in a witty reverse psychology kinda way Then he goes on the whole plane schpeel with the little kid and he has all the ladies “awwwww-ing” to show his “sensitive” and “playful” side

@riyasingh2729 Год назад

What do you mean by sensitive!Sensitive doesn't attract women,don't try to spread the message that woman are sensitive,not they aren't,women aren't going to be attracted if he says sensitive