Jeff Foxworthy - Men Don't Care About How They Look 

Spring & autumn in Indiana.

CL. 3T. Bs. U~ **Verse 1:** In a small town where the rumors fly, A devil came down, and he was mighty sly. He challenged the folks to a trivia game, "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" he proclaimed. **Chorus:** Hide your kids, hide your wives, The devil's asking questions about our lives. But we've got signs, oh yes, we do, "Here's your sign," we'll show it to you. **Verse 2:** Now Cletus stood up, with a grin so wide, "I'll take your challenge," he said with pride. But the questions came, and they were tough, About math and science and all that stuff. **Chorus:** Hide your kids, hide your wives, Cletus is struggling to survive. But we've got signs, oh yes, we do, "Here's your sign," we'll show it to you. **Bridge:** Then a 5th grader stepped up, so small and bright, "I'll take on the devil, on this very night." The devil laughed, but to his surprise, The kid was wise beyond his size. **Verse 3:** The devil lost, and he had to concede, That knowledge is power, indeed. He left the town, with a sign in hand, "I'm not smarter than a 5th grader," across the land. **Chorus:** Hide your kids, hide your wives, We beat the devil, saved our lives. But we've got signs, oh yes, we do, "Here's your sign," we'll show it to you. **Outro:** So if you're feeling smart, or just plain bold, Remember the story that you've been told. It's not about the answers you think you know, It's about the laughter and the show.

I am with you on that I literally cannot do anything while listening to him or watching him I laugh so hard I'm crying therefore I can't see with the tears so I just sit tight and enjoy oh and my stomach hurts so bad from laughing so hard!

He's got $100 million worth of credit lol. Definitely the "most successful" of the Blue Collar crew.

He is one of the most famous comics ever in history! Lol he still doesn't get enough credit.

Pretty sure he's sold more albums than any other comic

@@Dragonflame2468 he's never compared to "the greats" like Carlin, Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Chappelle, etc. But he is one and he's humble. He's a fuckin' gem and he makes me proud to be an American.

@@MikeZ8709 Couldn't agree more, he's a class act. If you want you should look up "A Jeff Foxworthy Christmas Story" here on RU-vid. Only 3 minutes and it shows how damn fine of a person he is.

so he does care about what he wears as long as it matches the moustache

Like Nike says, just do it!

Every mullet is nice-looking mullet men rise up

The mullets are back

I bet it breaks his acky breaky heart that it'll never be #1 though.

I'm stuck on the shoulder pads

It only looks good because it has bangs. Mullets with a short top look bad 100% of the time lol

Just needs the hair and mustache blonde.

@@suttybuddy7273 And about fourty extra pounds.

Kinda resembles Davey Allison as well.

Sam Elliott

...and a few inches in height. Right now he has A moustache, not the right color...and he’s a white man. That’s about it.

I don't think that second sentence is true, honestly. Jeff is still a celebrated and beloved guy, by people from "both sides of the aisle". He's just clever and witty, there's no denying it. 😀

@virg0_lem0nade Well that's because his time in the sun has come and gone...

😂😢😢😢🎉😢😮

Who is that "certain segment"?

@@shirleygeorge1339 I'm not going to explain it to you. Figure it out...

Those men are mostly gay.

Insight comedy be like that sometimes

and no swear words

@@gregpek6191 he did cuss once, but they edited it lol

@@boomerbagwell6182 1 minute in they've said the a word you're on thin ice

Well he was the highest earning stand up comedian for several years for a reason

teuely? Really?

Yes

Didn't you pay attention in the video his wardrobe was approved by his wife he probably tried 10 different outfits before his wife laid out a outfit and said were this.

And the gold Chelsea boots!

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Who is will forte? What a no name compared to Jeff foxworthy

Hard to believe this stand up was 30 years ago, isn't it?

@@shiekastate I looked at this and thought "nah, it was in the early 90's" Then it hit me. The early 90's were 30 years ago. Damn.

@@Mixu. yeah but with 2020 feels like 40 years ago

That was Bill Engvall.

Yacht Club stuff.

Only the shoes... anything else can be white after Labor Day.

Don’t sweat it. No longer a guideline.

I remember being really little, like 4 or 5 the first time I heard my mom mention that Labor Day bit I thought that's crazy, because winter snow was white, so that rule had the timing all screwed up. Still makes better sense to me. . . Actually . . . . . . . What's the point, sharp or dull?

I always wonder when does "after Labor Day" stop and "before Labor Day" begin

Labor Day marks the end of summer and so supposedly a person (a woman) must set aside her summer attire (white shoes, for example) for fall/winter attire (black shoes). Stupidest thing I ever heard. If i ever meet a woman who does not distinguish winter clothing from summer clothing, i might want to get to know her better lol.

Me neither.