Jeff Kaplan: One-Trick Parade 

What a blessing it is to be alive at the same time as Dinoflask

Wow, I honestly didn't know that Jeff had such a beautiful singing voice. Pitch Perfect Kappalan

This was better than it should have been

lmfao

my favorite dubbed anime opening

Rumour has it My Chemical Romance reunited after hearing this masterpiece.

this is gonna inspire so many people to pick torb now which is my time to exit competitive xD

Im scared to ask how long this took you.

*I told you I was a good singer*

poor Jeff, leaving blizzard... off to join the one-trick parade... we'll miss you

*DWARF HATERS PLS GO*

I actually unironically love this Video so much

This video is so powerful... I'm holding back tears

Always sad looking back at what we once had. I hope dinoflask is doing well these days

How would this sound auto-tuned to the song? Part 2!

If I ever get the chance to work at Hot Topic, I will make it my mission to play this over the speaker system.

My Chemical Jeffmance

I'm sorry could you repeat that again? You picked who?

Lyrics

*Lyrics:* I think Orisa's got like a cool semi-cute factor to her, maybe? Account has been banned or suspended... OK! What? [Jeph:] When I was, a young Jeff My father, took me into Numbani To see the Mercy mains. Uhm... He said, "son when, you grow up would you play, the heroes that your team needs? support them all the way?" Uhm, He said "Will you, defeat them The red team, and all their try-hard healers and get play of the game?" Uhm, "Or will you pick, one hero and main him, and lead your team to ruin? Join the one-trick parade?" When I was, a young Jeff My father, took me into Numbani To see the Mercy mains. [Athena:] 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 [Jeph:] He said, "son when, you grow up would you play, the heroes that your team needs? support them all the way?" Sometimes I get the feeling, a Torb's not what we need My turret's not enough to pull us through Although it's tough, rank down, rank up, victory or defeat A new game starts and I know what to do I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you say you will report me I promise you I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb My love for Torb, I can't contain it There's no way to explain it I've played the other heroes, from Doomfist through to Zen There's only one who's great on every map Uhm Don't wanna tank, or heal, or flank I'll leave that up to you I'd rather run around picking up scrap I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you say you will report me I promise you I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you went ahead and blocked me I'll see you in the next game When I join, my team Goes mad with fear Oooh, ohhh, ohhh... "Fuck!" they say "The Torb one-trick is here" Oooh, ohhh, ohhh... Check my fucking stats 'Cause I've got more golds than yooouu! Yes it's true, you'll get a banning if you decide, to one-trick in this game. It's a move, that I've been planning. I've got to keep, you faggots off my main. I won't explain, or say I'm sorry. My love for Torb, everyday it grows. He is mine, now and forever. You take Torb, I swear I'll fucking throw. "Please just change!", I hear my team cry It's too late, my power starts to rise. I scream out, as I release my M O L T - T E N C O R E I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you say you will report me I promise you I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you went ahead and blocked me I'll see you in the next game Yes it's true, you'll get a banning if you decide, to one-trick in this game. It's a move, that I've been planning. I've got to keep, you faggots off my main. I won't explain, or say I'm sorry. My love for Torb, everyday it grows. He is mine, now and forever. You take Torb, I swear I'll fucking throw.

I CAN'T CONTAIN MY LOVE FOR TORB EITHER JEFF

Jeff, you don't need to hide behind this dinoflask account!

*We can make a religion out of this!*

Goodbye, Papa Jeff. Thank you for all you've done for us.

The breaths make me uncomfortable

i one trick a different hero every season will I be banned?

this is possibly the greatest youtube video ever made

I miss Jeff more than I miss my father

this has more effort put into it than overwatch's balancing

As a fan of mcr and overwatch I have to say you simultaneously ruined both for me and made them both 1000% better somehow...

Next map after BlizzardWorld confirmed: Jeff Kaplan house. A 2CP map where you capture in Jeff's room and his office. Also got a Jeff Kaplan announcer.

Rip I feel so bad for Jeff. The game he made so good is now shit

when i was a young jeff my father took me to numbani to see the mercy mains

Watching this after hearing that Papa Jeff is gone hits hard.

Jeff's Evil Twin: *WE HAVE TO BUILD A ICE WALL TO KEEP THE ONE TRICKS OUT OF OVERWATCH AND THE MEI MAINS ARE GOING TO BUILD IT !!!!!!!*

Goodbye Jeff 💔

this is everything my emo ass could ever ask for, tysm

New OW players: "What does he mean, picking up scrap? Why is he smacking his turret with the hammer so much?"

"When I was a young Jeff"

I just turned on the subtitles after watching. I thought he was saying, "I pick King Torb" the entire time.

THE JEFF NOTE

Good-bye Jeff, you'll be missed. ):

is this canon

As a torb one trick at mid master my self, this video touched my soul deeper than you can imagine :,( Thank you dinoflask for doing this. I bet you spent a ridiculously long amount of time editing this :D Good job, my man!

All hail King Torb!

For some reason the phrase 'When I was a young Jeff...' just melts my heart.

_Dinoflask is a national treasure._

Gg Jeff. Now you are free to pick Torb as much as you wish

um excuse me you can not g note someone with out warning or consent

I feel so called out by this as a torb one trick

I always knew that Jeff was a one trick torb. Long live the Torbjorn one tricks. PS please keep throwing and ruining our experience just for your own happiness!

This is literally the best video I’ve watched in my entire life

IM GONNA GIVE IT MY ALL picks torb VICTORY

I love how the song is fast and powerful but then you have jeff saying in his monotone voice I love torb

Revisiting this after the disappointing release of Overwatch 2. This was probably peak Overwatch before everything went down the drain for me at least. Hope ya doing alright wherever you are Dinoflask. MC Jarbo collab when? lol

This made me cry. It was really meaningful and really just touched my heart.

I miss Jeff and the old Torb

Actual great editing, holy crap man. Why is no one mentioning this?

Truly a work of art.

Thanks Dino- it's an honor you used my idea for this. Great job!

"and even though you've blocked me, I'll see you in the next game" LOL

Where have all the good healers gone And where are all the gods? Where's the gamewise dps to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a tank inside fiery armor? Late in game I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need I need a healer I'm holding out for a healer 'til the end of the overtime He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the spawn I need a healer I'm holding out for a healer 'til the hero selection He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than resurrect! Larger than resurrect Somewhere after first round In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone healing back for me Racing on the objective and rising with the beat It's gonna take a Top 500 to carry me off my feet Up where the pro teams meet the developers above Out where the nerfs splits the support mains I could swear there is someone, somewhere nerfing me Through the reworks, and the bugs, and the pain And the boycotts, and the mercy flood I can feel his nerf like a fire in my blood I need a healer I'm holding out for a healer 'til the end of the overtime He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the spawn I need a healer I'm holding out for a healer 'til the hero selection He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than resurrect I need a healer I'm holding out for a healer 'til the end of the overtime He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the spawn I need a healer

The thumbnail is perfect.

*My Chemical Scrap*

5 whole years, i cant quite believe it

This is far better than porn

the awkward inhaling was the best part amazing editing lmao "i dont want to heal or tank or flank. i'll leave that up to you. i just want to run around picking up scrap"

5:06 I came

Here after papa jeff left us :c

Set speed to 1.25.... thank me later. 😁

I always understand "I pick King Torb"

My FARRRTTHHHHEEEERRRRR

"Diversity was never an option"

Oof

Got this song stuck in my head today for no reason, I haven’t even watched this video or touched Overwatch in years I don’t know what’s going on😭😭😭

What if Papa Jeff put out an executive order out and made it so Torbjorn one-tricks only got paired with other Torbjorn one-tricks?

I miss this time period of overwatch

Phenomenal Effort!

Ok Dinoflask... After Jeff's Yule log stream, you have one job. Get on it.

Love it Dinoflask

Sad :( great video hope Jeff stops buy occasionally

wtf you can't just g note me like that

When I was A young Jeff My Father Took me into Numbani To see the Mercy mains He said Son when You grow up Would you play The heroes that your team needs Support them all the way He said will you Defeat them The Red Team And all their try-hard healers And get Play of the Game Or will you pick One hero And main them And lead your team to ruin Join the One Trick Parade When I was A young Jeff My Father Took me into Numbani To see the Mercy mains He said Son when You grow up Would you play The heroes that your team needs Support them all the way Sometimes I get the feeling A Torbs not what we need My turret's not enough to pull us through Although it's tough Rank down rank up Victory or defeat The new game starts and I know what to do I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you say you will report me I promise you I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb My love for Torb I can't contain it There's no way to explain it I've played the other heroes From Doomfist through to Zen There's only one who's great on every map Don't wanna tank or heal or flank I'll leave that up to you I'd rather run around picking up scrap I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you say you will report me I promise you I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you went ahead and blocked me I'll see you in the next game When I join my team goes out with fear Ooo Fuck they say the Torb One-Trick is here Ooo Check my fucking stats Cuz I got more golds than you Yes it's true You'll get a banning If you decide To One-Trick in this game It's a move That I'm planning I've got to keep You faggots off my main Won't explain Or say I'm sorry My love for Torb Every day it grows He is mine Now and forever You take Torb I swear I'll fucking throw Please just change I hear my team cry It's too late My power starts to rise I scream out As I release my Molt Ten Core I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you say you will report me I promise you I'm picking Torb I'm picking Torb And though you went ahead and blocked me I'll see you in the next game Yes it's true You'll get a banning If you decide To One-Trick in this game It's a move That I'm planning I've got to keep You faggots off my name Won't explain Or say I'm sorry My love for Torb Every day it grows He is mine Now and forever You take Torb I swear I'll fucking throw

OH OHH OHHHH

i still miss him

Best 5:08 mins of my life

now the he is gone, this song means so much more to me...

My Jeffical Kaplance.

:(

Lemme see your war face. You don't got a war face? AHH! That's a war face now lemme see your war face. 5:04

As an emo I feel exceptionally happy with this

That G note

who else came back here because MCR is coming back?

I was sure u said I'm pick king torb, until I c watched it with subtitles

좉같은 감정과 유머가 범벅된 마스터피스. 이 영상이 주는 강렬함을 잊지 못해 아직도 가끔씩 보러온다

A bad torbjorn, or symmetra: they're team hates them and the enemy team hates them. A good torbjorn, or symmeyra: both teams hate them.

I think this is dinoflask's Magnum Opus

Ive been waiting my Intire life to let someone say the truth , im crying of happyness

this is your Magnum Opus, this is truly magnificent

amazing. To get the torb gun/hammer cutouts did ya use the greenscreen on Hollywood? :P