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Jeremy Clarkson on 2-Star Hotels 

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Jeremy Clarkson takes us on a tour of a typical British 2-Star hotel room.
Taken from the 2nd series of Jeremy's short lived chat show, simply called 'Clarkson'

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@yakacm
@yakacm 7 лет назад
This clip is so old that his suit is back in fashion.
@mathislee548
@mathislee548 7 лет назад
diecast jam he never dress up to date
@yakacm
@yakacm 7 лет назад
Yeah I realise that, I didn't necessarily say he was in fashion just his suit, lol.
@rayhanathalla
@rayhanathalla 7 лет назад
absolut legend for BBC
@Alex-1611
@Alex-1611 7 лет назад
There's nothing about his suit that could even be considered outdated.
@GrijzePilion
@GrijzePilion 7 лет назад
Except for when he buttons it up, because suits were buttoned up really high in the 00s and we don't do that anymore. And double-breasted jackets are in again, for some reason, because obviously it's 1987.
@vlcacek11
@vlcacek11 7 лет назад
18 years later, still hammering
@turtlebro1816
@turtlebro1816 4 года назад
How does this have zero replies
@brangwain
@brangwain 4 года назад
How does this have one reply
@HugoLopez-xm6tu
@HugoLopez-xm6tu 4 года назад
I’m gay
@spicyelcomo2334
@spicyelcomo2334 4 года назад
Red Cup hi dad I’m mom
@solountipomas8616
@solountipomas8616 3 года назад
He don't go 2 star hotels anymore..
@acesul8811
@acesul8811 7 лет назад
Clarkson really knows how to put together a segment about even mundane things and make it interesting and full of surprises. There's something about his style that's just unique.
@aimfuldrifter
@aimfuldrifter 7 лет назад
Because he has a crazy-absurd sense of humour, is experienced in the world of tv and self-confident.
@michelvanbriemen3459
@michelvanbriemen3459 6 лет назад
Perhaps most importantly, he's drawing from his own experiences and the experiences everyone "always" talks about. That means his content resonates with the audience far better than something that's crafted out of thin air.
@krell2130
@krell2130 5 лет назад
mames jay coesn't doncur
@lukefreeman828
@lukefreeman828 4 года назад
@tom lewis I'm being pedantic but "original top gear" didn't have May or Hammond...
@lukefreeman828
@lukefreeman828 4 года назад
@tom lewis No, you're not talking about "Orginal" Top Gear there at all. May and Hammond were not in "Orginal" Top Gear at all. You're talking about what was called "New" Top Gear. Original Top Gear came out in 1977 and we're currently on the (unofficial) third generation of Top Gear. and remember just because "almost everyone in Britian" thinks something (which they don't you're just too young to think otherwise) doesn't make them right.
@Tosuzu0321
@Tosuzu0321 7 лет назад
still better than that 0 star hotel in the Africa spacial on top gear.
@MopShrudel
@MopShrudel 7 лет назад
Tosuzu Co still more luxurious than a travelodge
@MikhaelAhava
@MikhaelAhava 7 лет назад
Tosuzu Co It's not even an hotel. More like a bed.
@thonmoyrahman2270
@thonmoyrahman2270 7 лет назад
I thought that was the 1 million star hotel
@josephcole8046
@josephcole8046 7 лет назад
Is your photo meant to look like an eyelash that people will try to brush away from the screen? Because it looks like it and it is very very annoying :'-D
@statiq1941
@statiq1941 7 лет назад
judopathoftruth done on ms paint wonderfully
@omegaprime8612
@omegaprime8612 7 лет назад
Clarkson had a career in comedy if he wanted it, just the first 30 seconds of this video had me in tears lol
@rockacraig5653
@rockacraig5653 7 лет назад
He kinda did with Top Gear.
@nikoyochum6974
@nikoyochum6974 7 лет назад
Rocka Craig he still does with the grand tour
@redtails
@redtails 7 лет назад
... you mean the shows he's in are not comedy?
@RetroGUY77
@RetroGUY77 7 лет назад
He appears on Have I Got News For You?... A comedy panel show
@snoopypingas5426
@snoopypingas5426 7 лет назад
redtails ёхблопрщнюп
@PriyoM1993
@PriyoM1993 5 лет назад
This video is before Clarkson got pregnant
@thegreatafrican3367
@thegreatafrican3367 4 года назад
And aged like an avocado
@yosangle
@yosangle 4 года назад
He is pregnant for last 10 years 😂
@siddharthrai8605
@siddharthrai8605 4 года назад
yos angle because he is birthing a rhinoceros
@inaminuteanimations8430
@inaminuteanimations8430 4 года назад
He was born pregnant
@TM-zq9hy
@TM-zq9hy 4 года назад
Gave birth to top gear and then the grand tour
@kroneyt1493
@kroneyt1493 7 лет назад
"You're a man, you're alone, you're in a room! How long is it gonna take?" For fucks sake Clarkson.
@AutumnKitty1
@AutumnKitty1 3 года назад
@@lgamer9740 bless your heart
@Mecha_Marv
@Mecha_Marv 3 года назад
@@lgamer9740 Polished bishop joke.
@lightningjet9444
@lightningjet9444 3 года назад
@@lgamer9740 so basically he grabs his fireman hose but instead of putting his hands on it and sliding down, he goes up again and down and up and down.
@jamie8037
@jamie8037 3 года назад
@@lgamer9740 it was for adults, not children. Ofc you wont get it
@jamie8037
@jamie8037 3 года назад
@Dimas Putra he said i don't get it
@Josh_Roberts
@Josh_Roberts 7 лет назад
So this is where the hammer joke originated!
@StackBundle
@StackBundle 6 лет назад
Bush craft Jon you could say his mom got... *Hammered*
@georgewareham7327
@georgewareham7327 6 лет назад
Diana Bond he was clearly just joking stop getting triggered on behalf of other people.
@casehamatojones1369
@casehamatojones1369 6 лет назад
George Wareham sorry, I should’ve thought before commenting; I’m just often a serious person, I’ve taken the comment down just in case it causes offence .
@QuattroZack1
@QuattroZack1 5 лет назад
SRT Viper 51 you mean nailed?
@francoisdvanderwesthuizen
@francoisdvanderwesthuizen 4 года назад
Well if your hammer can't fix it, get a bigger hammer...
@Zauchi
@Zauchi 7 лет назад
this looks like it was filmed in the 70's... but its late 90's. lol
@aaronbays4
@aaronbays4 5 лет назад
Its a shitty 2 star on the side of the road hotel. They're always 20 years out of date lol.
@SpeedDaemon3
@SpeedDaemon3 5 лет назад
I spend many nights in a 2 star hotel, they have a 15 inch tv with tape player....
@laurentbergeronmusic
@laurentbergeronmusic 4 года назад
@@aaronbays4 so is Clarkson
@daniyalshah1503
@daniyalshah1503 4 года назад
Early 60's, it looks like
@TheRailroad99
@TheRailroad99 4 года назад
@@daniyalshah1503 nope, the TV looks more like mid 80s.
@WXdestroyer
@WXdestroyer 6 лет назад
This made me realize that Jeremy Clarkson would be a phenomenal stand-up comedian.
@FlyingScott
@FlyingScott 3 года назад
Ever watched him on panel shows, he's fucking hysterical
@josephcampbell4708
@josephcampbell4708 3 года назад
@Mark Omega u had to take the opportunity lol
@papakilo-2750
@papakilo-2750 3 года назад
his humor is too harsh for the libtards, he will get canceled in no time.
@pldcanfly
@pldcanfly 3 года назад
But then he would not have the liberty to drive around in expensive cars for a living.
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 года назад
@@papakilo-2750 You mean for American?
@perspii2808
@perspii2808 4 года назад
I always imagined that Clarkson was perpetually aged around 50, a constant force of nature, always middle aged. This is a really oddly revealing experience, and I’ll be having nightmares about it whilst realigning my entire worldview throughout the next few days
@AlejjSi
@AlejjSi 4 года назад
Check this out: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-r-X222bpiFw.html
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 3 года назад
Did you make it?
@thegoodkidboy7726
@thegoodkidboy7726 3 года назад
>50 >middle-aged Modern medicine has come so far.
@lazertag720
@lazertag720 7 лет назад
lol when you turn on the bathroom lights it automatically calls the harrier from MW2
@andrijastefanovic726
@andrijastefanovic726 5 лет назад
*ENEMY HARRIERS INCOMING*
@andrijastefanovic726
@andrijastefanovic726 5 лет назад
I guess he should have used the Stinger to fix it
@benedekhalda-kiss9737
@benedekhalda-kiss9737 4 года назад
Harrier from ww2?
@benedekhalda-kiss9737
@benedekhalda-kiss9737 4 года назад
The harrier came out in 1967
@bebopalloobop
@bebopalloobop 4 года назад
Benedek Halda-Kiss woooosh
@ARB6769
@ARB6769 7 лет назад
"CLARKSON!" ~ James May
@oddities-whatnot
@oddities-whatnot 7 лет назад
ARB6769 Its still on, although with new presenters.
@DzohnyPunk
@DzohnyPunk 7 лет назад
Just watch the Grand Tour, mate :)
@danbuettner6956
@danbuettner6956 7 лет назад
ARB6769 ,,HAMMOND!'' Jeremy Clarkson
@andyapricot4104
@andyapricot4104 5 лет назад
Kono Clarkson da!
@user-mj2mv8qz8f
@user-mj2mv8qz8f 3 года назад
I literally heard that in my head 🤣
@dogwiththeteeth3135
@dogwiththeteeth3135 4 года назад
Unfortunately, after this episode, a team of upset 2 star hotel managers kidnapped Clarkson and held him in a laboratory where his DNA was morphed with the DNA of a Sumatran Great Ape. He escaped, but has been forced to live his life as Part-Man and Part-Orangutan.
@kylemccabe1863
@kylemccabe1863 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@okok72277
@okok72277 3 года назад
All we know is, he's called the stig
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
@@okok72277 "Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong..."
@jacobrumens9601
@jacobrumens9601 7 месяцев назад
@@adrielsebastian5216…and that he only eats cheese.
@xtremesplit1321
@xtremesplit1321 2 месяца назад
@@jacobrumens9601All We Know Is…
@kip258
@kip258 3 года назад
He looks dramatically different now that he's much older, but he sounds EXACTLY the same.
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 3 года назад
His voice is the same, but his stomach isn't. Back in 1999 when this was made he lies down on the bed and his stomach is nearly flat. 2020 he lies down and looks like he is 8 months pregnant.
@paianis
@paianis 7 лет назад
That hotel is now a Travelodge.
@paianis
@paianis 7 лет назад
No, I'm serious; the hotel in Hemel mentioned at the end is now a Travelodge.
@StaticYonder
@StaticYonder 7 лет назад
You're right. I'm from hemel too 😂
@Landie_Man
@Landie_Man 4 года назад
Nah come on we gotta go one step beneath Travelodge. Britannia!
@hoikay1
@hoikay1 4 года назад
@@o-manhe-man1353 In my opinion Premier Inn is half decent...
@liamw6562
@liamw6562 3 года назад
@Roda Koker I never trusted travelodge after I got shingles a day after I stayed in one, though I doubt it’s related
@clarissamcpigeon7857
@clarissamcpigeon7857 7 лет назад
He is absolutely right about the bathroom fan and the dodgy TV.
@redtails
@redtails 7 лет назад
That man's a legend. Biggest mistake ever to take him off Topgear
@monmonstartv5159
@monmonstartv5159 5 лет назад
the producer was a massive pussy I'm glad he's doing The Grand Tour
@LordVictorHalgaard
@LordVictorHalgaard 5 лет назад
@@monmonstartv5159 The guy he hit didn't even care that much - he didn't want him fired. Don't know how hard he hit him to be fair.
@cattysplat
@cattysplat 5 лет назад
​@@LordVictorHalgaard He complained to management so he knew exactly what he was doing. Unfortunately in a left wing organisation of the BBC his and all similar presenters who do not follow the communist party mantra were numbered. Then to the press or it leaked and the lefty press had a field day with him, digging up all his ancient history like it has any relevance outside of their agenda. They got exactly what they wanted, the BBC continued it's left wing agenda and killed Top Gear with "diversity", millions quit watching the BBC and Clarkson, Hammond and May all went off to earn megabucks from Amazon. Yet the British people still get threatened with jail if we don't pay the TV license fee. Screw the BBC and the socialist license fee that keeps their agendas alive and their organisation well payed despite failing the nation in every single way on giving unbiased views and entertainment they actually want to watch.
@somerandomguy2073
@somerandomguy2073 5 лет назад
@@cattysplat He punched his boss in the face and got fired, despite his boss saying to HIS boss that firing him was too harsh of a punishment. It has nothing to do with politics. If I punched my line manager in the face and he reported me to the managing director, I'd be fired in seconds.
@KMDanish
@KMDanish 4 года назад
Honesty glad he got fired, The Grand Tour is a masterpiece
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
2:40 I love that even before Clarkson suggested doing _that_ the audience caught on to it. Also, that _polished bishop hotel_ bit took me longer than normal to understand 🙃
@sk-sm9sh
@sk-sm9sh 2 года назад
You do know that audience laughs are fake, right? Looking at this I can't just about think how dumb our shows used to be. Privileged man laughing out at the stuff that is designed to be affordable by average folks with fake audience laughs. All of this is such an exemplification of everything wrong with Thatcher period.
@kami_narisama
@kami_narisama Год назад
​@@sk-sm9sh boo fucking hoo go grow some funny bones
@kami_narisama
@kami_narisama Год назад
I'm 100% sure that it's not about what Clarkson was about so say, but rather because Clarkson doesn't fit in the bed lol. Notice how he have to half sit on the bed in order to fit
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 2 месяца назад
​@@sk-sm9shYou sound embarassingly bitter and incapable of enjoying a joke
@Delicious_J
@Delicious_J 2 месяца назад
​@@sk-sm9shOh shut up.
@MonkeyHunch1
@MonkeyHunch1 7 лет назад
a pulsating mass of static electricity.
@cube4547
@cube4547 3 года назад
You're a time bomb
@hughshax5903
@hughshax5903 6 месяцев назад
You put one foot on the acrilan carpet and Boof!
@Cwmbran1984
@Cwmbran1984 7 лет назад
The Polished Bishop Hotel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 7 лет назад
Or the Polish Bishop Hotel.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 лет назад
Chess devotees often possess two pairs of polished bishops.
@jk9554
@jk9554 3 года назад
@@u.v.s.5583 So, you're saying: it's OK for them to polish their bishop on a nylon cloth?
@Clouds095
@Clouds095 3 года назад
I don’t get it can someone explain?
@TonyWhite22351
@TonyWhite22351 2 года назад
@@Clouds095 check out the shape of the bishops on the chess board for a clue !
@nonofyabidnez5737
@nonofyabidnez5737 7 лет назад
What a legend!
@Terminxman
@Terminxman 7 лет назад
right? Evan Stone is
@calummcconnell9120
@calummcconnell9120 5 лет назад
respect bro
@afrog2666
@afrog2666 7 лет назад
You`re a man, you`re in a room.. How long is it gonna take? lol..
@potato1341
@potato1341 5 лет назад
A Frog well don't!
@solountipomas8616
@solountipomas8616 3 года назад
Disgustingly-cozy.
@garret1317
@garret1317 3 года назад
` ≠'
@jeremiasalvarez1872
@jeremiasalvarez1872 3 года назад
Idk, i usually complete a crucigram in about an hour
@ttteo2771
@ttteo2771 3 года назад
You are a man and a woman is with you....... how long it will take?
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 4 года назад
Its nearly June 2020, and some say *HES STILL AT IT!*
@dashcamuk23
@dashcamuk23 7 лет назад
absolute legend
@SimplyStatistical
@SimplyStatistical 4 года назад
"Jeremy Clarkson on 2-star hotels" *Category: Autos & Vehicle*
@samtinkle9076
@samtinkle9076 4 года назад
Close enough
@edward_dingle_perry445
@edward_dingle_perry445 4 года назад
just because of clarkson
@Setrika_4K
@Setrika_4K 3 года назад
bottom gear
@azertyaltin36
@azertyaltin36 3 года назад
Well its still better than new top gear(minus chris harris)
@michaelbreckshot6589
@michaelbreckshot6589 3 года назад
Because it's Jeremy Clarkson
@1994CivicGLi
@1994CivicGLi 3 года назад
This man’s vocal chords haven’t changed
@shabbirkhanbhai3238
@shabbirkhanbhai3238 7 лет назад
How fascinating how this video was just recommended to hundreds of thousands of people at the same time
@ptrmatchett
@ptrmatchett 4 года назад
Shabbir Khanbhai haha reading this in 2020
@KevinKickChannel
@KevinKickChannel 4 года назад
Reading this on May 23rd, 2020 as well
@TKainZero
@TKainZero 4 года назад
Yea. Kinda weird
@larkstonguesinaspic4814
@larkstonguesinaspic4814 4 года назад
It happens if you watch top gear related clips
@anonUK
@anonUK 3 года назад
Maybe they were all about to polish their bishops. Now, they will resist the temptation.
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 7 лет назад
what a depressing looking room. literally every detail is horrid.
@Murtagh653
@Murtagh653 6 лет назад
i like it
@OfficiallySanctionedKATG
@OfficiallySanctionedKATG 6 лет назад
Thats the whole point.
@Forestgravy90
@Forestgravy90 5 лет назад
guguigugu that’s every room in Britain in the 70s
@monmonstartv5159
@monmonstartv5159 5 лет назад
what do you expect for 2 stars?
@effyleven
@effyleven 4 года назад
@@OfficiallySanctionedKATG Yes, of course it is the whole point. I am amazed that some people can't SEE it is the whole point!
@Gigidag77
@Gigidag77 7 лет назад
accurate to this day
@marktrenfield
@marktrenfield 7 лет назад
Gigidag77 you literally comment on every video I watch, I swear 😂
@HostileLemons
@HostileLemons 7 лет назад
illegal alien XD
@afox5319
@afox5319 7 лет назад
+Wee evilswine "Im edgy and cool wuhu look at me" -15 year old who doesnt know being edgy makes him look stupid
@HostileLemons
@HostileLemons 7 лет назад
You do realise it is a tiny minority that does that right? Just leave people be.
@HostileLemons
@HostileLemons 7 лет назад
XD im not a furry
@christoslowrider7638
@christoslowrider7638 7 лет назад
I expected an explosion in the end :D
@juanblanco16jb
@juanblanco16jb 4 года назад
Same
@madlad255
@madlad255 3 года назад
Yeah, same, even though a lightning strike fits better with what he was actually saying.
@cube4547
@cube4547 3 года назад
Electricity
@chriscaprice
@chriscaprice 3 года назад
1:48 That laugh in the background made the joke 10x funnier
@fatyowls
@fatyowls 7 лет назад
Absolutely brilliant, I wish Clarkson would go back to this..
@OhFishyFish
@OhFishyFish 7 лет назад
I was a travelling junior IT engineer many years ago and I can confirm that everything shown here is 100% true.
@Blockio1999
@Blockio1999 7 лет назад
The jet engine had me crying xD
@reececollison5101
@reececollison5101 4 года назад
Cos it’s just so accurate 😂😂😂
@sovetski8893
@sovetski8893 3 года назад
I have one lol damn thing is from the 60s 😅😅😅
@krocialblack
@krocialblack 7 лет назад
This is weird to me... I don't see a car...
@c6drives180
@c6drives180 7 лет назад
krocialblack its parked outside
@alexander1485
@alexander1485 3 года назад
@@c6drives180 you sure? he coulda crashed it and walked a few miles
@alyssumpurple1344
@alyssumpurple1344 3 года назад
@@alexander1485 then it would be still _parked outside_
@frostyvr9805
@frostyvr9805 3 года назад
@@alexander1485 he’s not Hammond
@frostyvr9805
@frostyvr9805 3 года назад
@Haris Holmes true
@I.KUchiha
@I.KUchiha 5 лет назад
Even today he’s still successful. His success is so underrated
@krimsonk-9478
@krimsonk-9478 3 года назад
He is literally one of the most succesful men on the network and well known faces on television, how is he Underrated?
@titanuranus3095
@titanuranus3095 2 месяца назад
jeremy Clarckson being a traveling salesman explains basically everything about him.
@taz89ful
@taz89ful 6 лет назад
I don't understand how people can hate him hes funny
@Shunteration
@Shunteration 4 года назад
"Polished Bishop" hotel. Genious.
@quizzys7106
@quizzys7106 4 года назад
I dont understand
@Shunteration
@Shunteration 4 года назад
How does the Bishop (the chess piece) look like? Just visualize it.
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
@@quizzys7106 I'll give you a hint: It starts with P and rhymes with "acrylic"
@marcoragosta7493
@marcoragosta7493 4 года назад
Never knew Clarkson hosted a comedy show. So good!
@Synthematix
@Synthematix 3 года назад
Clarkson was the only reason why i watched top gear in the early 90's
@sk-sm9sh
@sk-sm9sh 2 года назад
I used to think he's funny in my teens and early twenties. Now I think he's just a douchebag. Hammond and May have more integrity and can be funny without being jerks. Clarkson is all about making jokes as a man of privilege position about the stuff that is designed to be affordable by the average people.
@Jixaw.
@Jixaw. 3 года назад
lol
@zettafret4881
@zettafret4881 3 года назад
yes
@adhikaseta9502
@adhikaseta9502 3 года назад
ei mr jixaw
@astrokaizer
@astrokaizer 3 года назад
t' n' b' g'
@alexomeara1202
@alexomeara1202 3 года назад
Tonite on bottom gear, we go to a -2 star hotel and our organs get stolen by Colombian drug lords
@SanctuaryADO
@SanctuaryADO 3 года назад
cocainer
@pushatsinfrared
@pushatsinfrared 6 лет назад
The beginning of Jeremy's hammer hitting days we all know and love.
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
The one scene where he's hammering in Uganda, Clarkson, after gently hammering parts of the engine: "What's more that's electric here?" May and Hammond: "Not the exhaust manifold!"
@MrMcKane
@MrMcKane 7 лет назад
How has this video got so many views all of a sudden?
@Kamil_SONE
@Kamil_SONE 7 лет назад
MrMcKane CLARKSONNNNNN!
@MikhaelAhava
@MikhaelAhava 7 лет назад
MrMcKane Yeah. This got recommended. Gladly.
@Konde1
@Konde1 7 лет назад
Recommended for me, enjoyed it though.
@rayhanathalla
@rayhanathalla 7 лет назад
it's because no one understand the "you're a man, you're alone, you're in the room" joke
@ulle500
@ulle500 7 лет назад
Yeah, got in my recommended box too. I'm glad it did. RU-vid works in mysterious ways
@scenczyk1429
@scenczyk1429 3 года назад
I love that you can see cigarette smoke billowing up in front of the cameras haha
@arealbigboss
@arealbigboss 6 лет назад
this is amazingly accurate, even after all these years
@finn488
@finn488 2 года назад
this makes me realize why the trio was so much better than the others. the people are more than just car dudes, they are also comedians
@johnnyboy3949
@johnnyboy3949 7 лет назад
Jezza needs his own sketch type show!!!! This is awesome!
@krispykremes2482
@krispykremes2482 5 месяцев назад
If Clarkson tried this show again it'd probably be enormously successful.
@dbkoobnyc4815
@dbkoobnyc4815 7 лет назад
How was this show cancelled its comedy gold
@sk-sm9sh
@sk-sm9sh 2 года назад
I guess seeing privileged man making fun out of stuff designed for the average folks with fake audience laugh in the background kind of not longer popular in times when we realized that there is just no way that everyone can be in upper class even if everyone work hard.
@zodiac909
@zodiac909 3 года назад
This man is a living legend.
@fatyowls
@fatyowls 6 лет назад
Jeremy Clarkson at his best, I wish he'd have gone on to make more of these, really funny!
@joshbacon8241
@joshbacon8241 4 года назад
This is from 20 years ago and it still manages to be a good laugh... 😂🤣
@MrROTD
@MrROTD 7 лет назад
Did they get that set from Fawlty Towers?
@georgejacob3162
@georgejacob3162 7 лет назад
Funnily enough I've just been watching Fawlty Towers Bloopers on RU-vid! In one scene Sybil slams the door so hard in Basil's face that the wall moves and John Cleese improvises with his 'Basil checking the walls' routine!
@MrROTD
@MrROTD 7 лет назад
hehe yep
@anonUK
@anonUK 3 года назад
No, the decor is actually uglier and tattier than any of the bedrooms shown in Fawlty Towers.
@s.sestric9929
@s.sestric9929 3 года назад
Whatever you do, DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 3 года назад
@@s.sestric9929 I might have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
@stevekearey6462
@stevekearey6462 3 года назад
I was lucky enough to be in the live audience for this very show!
@fordgalaxiefanclub7733
@fordgalaxiefanclub7733 4 года назад
0:26 someone in the audience saying "OH YOU LIKE THAT???"
@motanelustelistu
@motanelustelistu 4 года назад
I could talk and listen to this man on ABSOLUTELY EVERY SUBJECT and enjoy myself very much :D .
@jdpragmatic8644
@jdpragmatic8644 Год назад
They say a good comedian can make the phone book funny. Clarkson could make a show out of that.
@EmilFranken
@EmilFranken 3 года назад
what he said about those bathroom fans is so true. Starts when you turn on the lights but wont stop when turned off and runs on a timer until sometime around 3am. the lack of ac has at that point contributed to you being sweaty and not being able to sleep. unfortunately now that the fan just stopped you have to go to the toilet andthe procedure repeats ...
@0ctothorp
@0ctothorp 7 лет назад
That hotel room is huge for a European hotel room.
@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire
@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 6 лет назад
Those TV sets are a lot bigger than what they are portraying is in real life. It's like when you see these sitcoms that are supposedly based in a NY apartment. They apartment looks roomy even though the person is supposedly on a modest income. The only way anyone could afford an apartment that size in NY is if they were making a *lot* of money.
@sebby324
@sebby324 4 года назад
Rule Britainia XD
@Rogueman666
@Rogueman666 4 года назад
RU-vid suddenly recommended this to me. I'm not complaining, it's always a pleasure to watch Jeremy Clarkson.
@KCJbomberFTW
@KCJbomberFTW 4 года назад
This is the epitome of British humor
@HSMiyamoto
@HSMiyamoto 5 лет назад
In North America, we call that Motel 6. I especially love that inter-room walls in these places are painted bare cinderblock.
@stunseedordeesnuts
@stunseedordeesnuts 3 года назад
In America, it's like a military base barracks, motels
@sally_altfangirl
@sally_altfangirl 3 года назад
door
@jakeblanton6853
@jakeblanton6853 3 года назад
Officer housing... For us enlisted, it was a lot worse... Back in my day at least...
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 4 года назад
A certain member of Top Gear production team failed to watch this... And now we have The Grand Tour.
@Vanbrusa
@Vanbrusa 7 лет назад
so legendary
@roshansrinivas8729
@roshansrinivas8729 4 года назад
it's nostalgic watching this video and thinking about where Jeremy is now. After this, he went on to make TopGear one of the greatest TV shows ever made for 15 years and then he is rocking Amazon prime video with The Grand Tour
@Corristo89
@Corristo89 6 лет назад
"Polished Bishop Hotel" xD
@legolas5684
@legolas5684 4 года назад
Clarkson is the only person whose show I would watch for the rest of my life!
@theluckydawg2498
@theluckydawg2498 7 лет назад
I've watched this about 15 times and it's still funny
@M3raculus
@M3raculus 2 года назад
“So what do you do to *WHILE* away the time?” This made me laugh a lot more than it should lol
@dipro001
@dipro001 7 лет назад
Accurate today around the world!
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 года назад
nah.
@mrman2415
@mrman2415 3 года назад
@@sillygoose635 yeah
@YashodhanGoenka
@YashodhanGoenka 7 лет назад
Just his voice alone is legendary
@andrewdavies1312
@andrewdavies1312 4 года назад
His show was epic. New should make a new one
@hughthompson4846
@hughthompson4846 3 года назад
This was absolutely brilliant from start to finish
@martinshoosterman
@martinshoosterman 4 года назад
Man, id love to see this guy review more things. Like maybe tech stuff or even cars.
@quillmaurer6563
@quillmaurer6563 4 года назад
I write this from a room the very hotel he describes. Rodeway Inn in Alamosa, Colorado, USA. It had everything, ripped out shower head, room that smells like smoke (despite being "non-smoking"), A/C unit that makes a screaming noise every time it shuts off, un-helpful overworked staff, room with window overlooking the lobby, everything super shoddy. Jet engine in the bathroom exactly as specified here finished it off as being spot-on.
@Halo_Legend
@Halo_Legend 2 года назад
Even when he was young and skinny, his head was disproportionately huge.
@cicalinarrot
@cicalinarrot 3 года назад
This is the first time I see him doing a full comedy bit. This is what he is, not a car journalist, not a politician, not a philosopher.
@aaronbays4
@aaronbays4 5 лет назад
In a different life I think Clarkson would have been a brilliant stand-up comedian. Probably had his own family style sit-com by the time he was 40, been in lots of movies, etc Had his own chat show, etc. I know he cut his teeth as a "serious" automotive journalist, but I've never thought of him as anything like that, always thought of him as more of a comedian who is a true "petrol-head" as they say in the UK
@F0X_H0UND
@F0X_H0UND 5 лет назад
I agree, the man is natural comedian who just so happens to like cars.
@markequinox
@markequinox 10 месяцев назад
The extractor fan thing isn’t a joke - it’s actually true and it’s infuriating.
@nicollestallkamp3655
@nicollestallkamp3655 3 года назад
2:09 Jeremy hit that fan so hard it shook the wall.
@ChaseMC215
@ChaseMC215 3 года назад
Even 2 star hotels have very cheap walls.
@Boemel
@Boemel 3 года назад
Compared to a Hostel this is heaven.
@supaschwamal
@supaschwamal 6 лет назад
This reminds me so much of Top Gear season 2 to 10. I almost started crying watching it.
@UberAlphaSirus
@UberAlphaSirus 3 года назад
Gawd, I remember going to a bnb, my room was a down stairs shower box with a SMALL single bed squeezed in. The fucking door was a sliding one. TBF, she done a cracking breakfast.
@dogbert102010
@dogbert102010 3 года назад
I want to open a chain of brothels and name them "The Polished Bishop"
@stavm1909
@stavm1909 3 года назад
The only difference between Clarksons mouth and a hotel door is.............You can close a Hotel door
@southendparaquest
@southendparaquest 5 лет назад
So now we know where Jezza's obsession with hammers came from
@theplayer12312
@theplayer12312 3 года назад
Channel 5 is usually Jezza with a hammer doing this for 2 hours straight 0:22
@Triadii
@Triadii 3 года назад
The jet engine toilet fan was so accurate 😂😂😂
@stephencrompton4352
@stephencrompton4352 7 лет назад
the jet engine killed me
@blax140
@blax140 3 года назад
was it open casket or closed?
@mightymouse5930
@mightymouse5930 5 лет назад
Man that laugh track was definitely needed.
@jackpolack3315
@jackpolack3315 3 года назад
Thumbnail is the og “that’s how mafia works” pose
@MobileTech296
@MobileTech296 3 года назад
As a tall man myself, the length of that bed really hit home. More than once while on the road I’ve had my feet hang off the end of a cheap motel bed.
@stephenward2743
@stephenward2743 7 лет назад
Nothing beats the world class 6 star hotel that supreme leader kim jon un constructed for so many to visit when they go on holiday to North Korea...
@lordinquisitorsec7532
@lordinquisitorsec7532 5 лет назад
You mean the hotel with hard labour?
@davisdesigns1153
@davisdesigns1153 3 года назад
I've just now realized that Jeremy is basically a stand-up comedian
@HamsterAmbush
@HamsterAmbush 3 года назад
Who else had this recommended to them in 2021?
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 3 года назад
Yep! YT recommendations have gone utterly bonkers.
@user-gf1rr5sf5w
@user-gf1rr5sf5w 3 месяца назад
Had no idea JeremyClarkson ever looked so healthy. He concerns me for his health with his excessive weight. He’s such a gem ve great have him around for another couple decades plus
@BoBz013
@BoBz013 7 лет назад
the polished bishop
@jaykellin3639
@jaykellin3639 3 года назад
This is the type of comedy I'm looking for. Sad you don't see much of it now a days or not at all.
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