Jeremy Clarkson Poking Fun at Americans 

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@@WakaWaka2468 Mad😂

well it’s short for gasoline

​@@X-cl1rj Nope, it's the other way around (from wiki) The term "gasoline" was first used in North America in 1864.[9] The word is a derivation from the word "gas" and the chemical suffixes "-ol" and "-ine" or "-ene".[10]

Little does Jeremy know that gas is short for Gasoline

Sheldon quote 🤙

@@chronical423 no nigga it’s from Family Guy and way funnier than Sheldon

No it's a veggietales quote

No, Einstein said it first.

Woo stupid deaths stupid deaths hope next time it's not you! (Horrible Histories quote)

..so you went to McDonald’s and got gas..?

@twinblade98 Dinosaur juice*

@@alanwatts8239 petrol

Don’t forget us aussies too

@Ben Holmes 45+45=90 90+10=100 Please tell me you're not an accountant or anything...

Gas is short for gasoline though....

@@Tre16 bro his joke went so far over your head i cant even see it anymore

@@ethan982 ur slow asf, he gets the joke, it just doesn’t make sense, but also you’re not supposed to take a joke seriously

@@Tre16 full name is petroleum gasoline. We shortened the first word, because its logical, Americans shortened the last word, because idk why

Petroleum is crude oil. Gasoline is one of the many fuels produced from Petroleum. You don't burn crude oil in your car.

@@abergethirty nope

@@howdo861 Sorta yes

@@abergethirty you also dont burn gas in your car

@@abergethirty Petrol and Petroleum are not the same, you buffoon.

These are all jokes and i'm happy to see you having fun with em lol, some americans got offended easily by watching this

I thinks its a shorter word to gasoline but still

It's short for gasoline, but I get your point. I have tried to just say gasoline every time but am so used to just saying gas that it is hard.

@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Gasoline was first used in north america in the 1800's, so it can't be impossible.

It's like a coke situation, basically the biggest supplier of petrol in the us was a company called gasoline, and as it was the most popular brand all petrol would be referred to as gasoline (shortened to gas) much like people call any cola drink "coke" thanks to coca cola

Statians 😂

@@skylergardner2792 what a statian comment!! You're the one complaining for an actual word. Go and buy a cream for that burning butt and pay your social security system $800 for it.

​@@skylergardner2792 The point is, they are right. They are from America, you are from America, Canadians are from America, everyone from the goddamn continents are just as American as you. It's not that calling THEM *American* would be indescriptive, its that calling YOU *American* is indescriptive. Why can't you just go around telling people you are from California(for example), so you can actually show you are proud of your country, not the Union it just so happens to be in? It's as if France decided they would be called Europeans, and noone else could, because they came up with it first. Well, but, honestly, crying about anything even remotely resembling patriotic values is such a statian thing to do lmao.

@@theAwkwardGamer. it's actually pretty fucking descriptive when your nation is known from the earth's navel to asscrack. You want Americans to stop using the name? Get a fucking army. Otherwise shut the fuck up and keep crying.

I cal them Usans (I can’t call them ‘Americans’ because that can equally mean people from Chile, Mexico or Canada). The USA, the only country in the world that has no name for its citizens. One of the only 3 not to use the metric system. The only developed country to allow girls aged 10 to get married. The only developed country with no universal health care. The only developed country with no right to paid holiday. The only developed country with no right to paid maternity or paternity leave.

gasoline is actually long for gas - mind fuck

@@MrJamesyboi121 petrol is what we say in the uk.. short for petroleum

We say petrol in NZ

@@davidkersey2414 except petrol doesn't refer to petroleum (which is the same as crude oil), but a substance made by processing petroleum. On the other hand, gas and gasoline both refer to that same substance

No you don’t

Yessss

A.R Gaming yupppp

YESSS😂😂😂

Me XDDD

Yep

To be fair, it's not a liquid when it's going into the cylinders in an engine.

@@AJKecsk but the product you put into the car is liquid

@@AJKecsk you think they thought that much before calling it gas

@@abhishekjoshi4408 It's almost like Gas is short for Gasoline lol

@@lawl756 yea THAT is what they thought, idk what are you trying to say

The cancelling crowd doesn't even like the US you slow cunt

oh i wish people would stop using the word “cancel” when they dont even know what it means. what the fuck is a bunch of angry wee yanks on twitter gonna do to Jeremy? be a nuisance?

Never heard pirates talk about booty? Boot has always been used as a word for chest .

​@@DarrellWilkerson4.6 I can't do everything

It's called trunk because people used to stick literal trunks (chests) on the backs of their wagons. The terminology carried over when vehicles started to have built-in trunk spaces.

@@DarrellWilkerson4.6 i can't do everything mate

Being a bull dog is to bring up history every now and then because they have nothing to show for now, not even part of a continent.

@@cvkm We still have 14 territories actually but shhh don't tell anyone.

Americans: Why don't the British speak American?

They are rare from as much as I've traveled in the states 🤷‍♂️

@@Madchris8828 i’m not even american, but i asked my friend who is and he said they only have a walking guy that turns red when you arr supposed to cross.

@@nothing-kn3tc yeah never seen anything else lol

There's literally one in the video.

@@GraemeRoberts He’s saying that the video is misleading. No one uses those signs in the U.S. Their immensely rare.

Spoilers I assume

fenders on bikes are known as mud guards as far as know

and the wing is the front quarter panel which isnt a mud guard nor a fender

Fenders are guitars

petrol is the same thing as gasoline you daft dimbo.

@@varunpuligadda8360 It is colloquially used to describe the same thing, but petrol is a short way of saying petroleum, which in actuality is an unrefined form of gasoline you infantile pillock

@@sergeykuznetsov4314 if he's an infantile pillock then he's like Clarkson when he was driving the bago caravan and cpt slow was going no.2 and said that Jeremy has to clean the crap up

Well, there are a lot of different kinds of fuel. And sometimes it's useful to specify which fuel you're talking about.

Yes, me too. I never understood what they meant by it using the word in car parts.

@@Pirustae that's the Americans for you......

The word "fender" in British English (and in it's original usage) is a low barrier set in front of an open fire to stop logs and cinders from falling out and burning the carpet. If you Google what a fire fender looks like, you'll see it looks like an old cars front bumper. So I can see where Americans got this from. Since the invention of the car came after the independence of the US it makes sense that they have a "different word" for it.

ask Mr. Hands

Ask Catherine the Great.

Half of them think they won the Vietnam War

​@@JhonNye96 hahahahahahaha damn right

​@@JhonNye96 💀💀💀💀💀

"We didn't lose, we merely failed to win"

Actually, Boots is a chemist, or as Americans would call it, a drugstore.

He'd be better than whatever is going on right now I'm sure

That’s funny! Rumtiddly pip-poppy spicy water “Gas” 😂

That's actually how you Americans talk

Eye glasses LOL

Americans get defensive quick but aren’t clever enough to actually be funny about it

Calm down yank

He probably still has healther teeth than you

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Whaddua meana cant go ina Walmart

You do know it's possible to ride other animals as well, right?

No majority of Americans did NOT vote for Drumpf. You may want to educate yourself on American voting system first. But majority of people in UK did vote for Brexit. How’s that going?

@@mintheman7 well you tell me then how did he get in without a majority that's a stupid system anyway isn't it? I never said UK government was good either far from it and I didn't vote for Brexit for what it's worth but the majority did tho so there aint really a lot I can do about now it is there?

A bonnet is at the front of a car, wings because they are on the SIDE of a car. And you took most of our language and changed words that made sense, and made them stupid things that DON’T make sense

@@imblxze463 like what exactly, and for the record, our signs don't say "DON'T WALK", it's a red hand, he must be looking at old stuff, 'cause he's old. Why call the trunk a boot? Like I said, a trunk was quite literally a trunk, that's why we call it that.

That sucks, big F for America, I kinda feel bad for them now if they actually think that bro 😂😂😂

zizwop it was before yes ok, but we call it a boot, because a boot goes where? On the bottom of your body, where’s a boot on a car, on the bottom of the car dipshit, and you seem to be claiming that cars are older than elephants, not too good for you bud. And I also never said about the ‘DON’T WALK’ bit, but what about everything else? They aren’t symbols are they? For example no parking zones, they say ‘NO PARKING’ instead of a symbol.

@@imblxze463 A P with a line through it? Not exactly a symbol, but it's close. The whole crux of this has nothing to do with what we call stuff and what you call stuff, it's that Clarkson is a wanker, and he says that shit because he likes being a wanker, it makes him popular.

Define trunk: trunk /trʌŋk/ noun: trunk; plural noun: trunks 4. a large box with a hinged lid for storing or transporting clothes and other articles. I'm pretty sure that's where it came from.

Who asked?

@@DillonCatterson Your mum.

@@DillonCatterson me

Who asked?

@@donsly375 Your grandpa.

youll find its facts

Yes you did. Only you did it 240 odd years earlier.

I mean there are many reasons as to why it’s a good idea, but I guess you wouldn’t understand… as you know… you’re american 🤫

The Japanese did it before they were forced to open not to mention didn't the Americas do it?

the boot is the back you lemon peel

@@鈴木吉田-r9j a boot is something you wear on your foot, you apple strudel

@@YvonTripper It is called a boot because that is where you put your boots. Generally when you drive you are wearing shoes, unless you are a woman wearing boots, who back in the day would not have been driving. And if they were then their riding boots would be in the back. With the trunks of course.

Lol! Those are the Karens in denial!!

What i said was true tho lol

I think your caps lock is stuck

@Steven That's why you can't win a war without our help?

@Steven Lmao imagine thinking you're better than us, yet you had to surrender to us in order to not be obliterated. To this day your ass is ours, it's written on paper with the blood of your ancestors.

@Steven are you mad you speak the language we created

@@alanwatts8239 well that shut steven up 😂😂😂

@Steven Better to not allow guns everywhere than do and get schools shot up every year/have insane nutbags carrying a gun in their trunk on a road rage.

Gasoline.

@@r.k845 Yes, but gas in short does sound a bit silly haha

Lorenzo Feri yes.

Yes.

country would be in tip top shape

Nah fuck that I’m a cyclist I’d be dead

Yesssssssss....

Faxx😉

@@mh-ye1vw Another example

It's called football because it was a peasant sport played on feet, unlike gentlemen sports that were played on a horse. Therefore, handball is played by walking on hands!

​@@zlacAmerican football is played by hands

@@mishynaofficial Gaelic football and rugby football also use hands. That doesn't mean they're not football. Football is such a broad term, it doesn't only apply to association football. Also, bonus lore: soccer is derived from association, hence why association football is also referred to as soccer, and the same naming convention resulted in rugby sometimes being referred to as rugger.

I recently started calling it handegg.

That’s a bit daft like init

yo neymar sunny innit

it's always been a hand and a person walking

@Zachariah Rizk and all the stuff in my car are symbols

@@pipes_guns_slipknot u dont live in america then. Theyre lying to u

it’s short for gasoline

@@X-cl1rj no, it's longer.

Zebra crossing

Mexico has literally nothing to shout about, it's an extremely violent drug ridden cartel controlled country full of coke (in both senses) and massive deaths from diabetes due to said coke (the drink) consumption. That's before you even bring their re-fried food (or as James May put it, "refried sick") into it. I'm not surprised they get offended.

No body asked lol

@@sulmedici nobody has to ask. Anybody can leave comments just like you Mohammed.

@@sulmedici a comments section is useless if people aren't allowed to use it