For we know when we sin, when we are at fault, yet we corrupt our spirit and let it rot away at us from the inside like a cancer until we are a degenerate husk with no regrets or remorse. I know when my time comes, if there are greater pastures, I will be damned.
him laughing and saying "oh you actually did it" really shows how he doesn't expect his mods to listen to him at all, which makes me wonder if mods just have to guess whether they should actually do anything
@@itshel2677that was pretty weird, they got automodded and then right after they must have decided to ban them right after jerma was laughing over their message? lmao
i love how half of the time he says it like hes disciplining his children "i want them to sit there and think about it" hes putting chat in the naughty corner fr😭😭
PART 2 (This video.): "Windows, you idiot." 0:00 = Timeout for 1 second. >House Flipper 2< "That's a reddit take." 0:07 = Ban for at least 10 seconds. >Clone Drone in the Danger Zone< "This game sucks." 0:18 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Frog Detective 2< "Stand still." 0:26 = -Timeout for 1 hour.- Timeout for 5 minutes. >Breath of the Wild< "Can you play Terraria?" 0:39 = Ban for 10 minutes. >WWE 2k20< "Jerma, please apologize for timing me out for 10 minutes." 0:48 = Meant to time out chatter for 1 minute in Pre-stream for suggestion Destiny 2 PvP. >DELTARUNE Chapter 2< "I thought the gladiator yelling was boring, but you managed to outdo yourself." 1:18 = -Timeout for 1 hour.- (By his own hands, he says.) Timeout for 72 days instead; After 10 minutes, reverse the ban. >Doodle God< "Jerma, your character is too short. They have to be at least 6-" (He cuts himself off.) 1:56 = -Ban for at least 45 minutes.- Ban for at least 10 minutes. >Sims 2< "Jerma, I want to make a formal apology..." (Too long to quote.) 2:05 = (Was timed out for 20 minutes before said comment.) Now timed out for 40 minutes. >Slime Rancher< "Bro, you look like Count Chocula." 2:26 = -Ban for an hour.- Revoked because he thinks its cool. >Team Fortress 2< "Skill issue." 2:36 = Ban for 1 hour >???< "Jerma, you should be the imposter and kill everyone next round." 2:49 = Ban for 1 hour. >Lethal Company< "Can we please get a 'zoinks'?" 2:55 = Ban for 1 hour. >Breath of the Wild< "Feeding Frenzy 2: Shipwreck showdown waiting room" 3:23 = Ban for 1 day. >RU-vidrs Life 2< /Someone told him to do something funny.\ 3:45 = Ban for 1 day. >Elden Ring< "Zzz" 4:23 = Ban for 1 day. >Browser quiz: Disney Karaoke< "You sound insane." 4:39 = Ban for 1 day; then mod for 1 week. >Kingsway< "Why is he bad at every game?" 4:43 = Ban for 25 hours. (So he has a full day and an extra hour to understand what he said to Jerma.) >Hotel R'n'R< /Presumably a comment on his beard. (Which he took as an insult to his hair, I think?)\ 4:55 = Ban for 3 days. >Just Chatting? (Not too sure.)< "Do you have shoes on? If you do, buckle them." 5:05 = Timeout for 4 days, then write a paragraph explaining how sorry they are; Then let them back. >House Flipper 2< "You're literally just bad." 5:16 = 'Literally' getting banned for 5 days. >Elden Ring< "Did you at least eat the booger?" 5:24 = -Timeout for a few days.- Ban for 1 week. >Dark and Darker< "Are you the 'sus guy'?" 5:40 = Ban for at least 1 week. >Pre-Stream< "I'm rooting for the other team. You suck." 5:49 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >The Eternal Cylinder< /Having an issue with one of his choices.\ 6:29 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Elden Ring< "Oh, you bought shadowlands.(?)" 7:03 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >House Flipper< "[Can you] aim?" (I'm not sure if this is right.) 7:26 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Pikmin 2< /Suggestions or direct commands from chatters.\ 7:47 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >House Flipper< /If people continue to be mean.\ 8:04 = Timeout for 1 year. >Later Alligator< /Someone called him stupid\ 8:19 = (Requested Pokelawls to ban someone in his chat for calling him [Jerma] stupid.) >Team Fortress 2< "Drink more." 8:36 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Nancy Drew; it's a bit relating to part of the game.< "You're still here? lol." 8:43 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Jump King< "Bro, this looks like gas station food." 8:51 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Just Chatting; Watching Infomercials< "Sourdough is number 1." 9:16 = Timeout for indefinite amount of time. >Just Chatting; Bread Tier List< "Just spit on it." 9:34 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Resident Evil Village< "How come you look 40 from that angle?" 9:44 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Steelrising< "Can you shoutout the Yankees real quick?" 9:47 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Papa's Freezeria< "I bet a 3 day ban you don't make it." 10:01 = Jerma lost the bet, resulting in no ban for the chatter. >Elden Ring< "If you beat this boss first try, you have to make me a mod; If you lose, I get permabanned." 10:26 = Automatically permabans him, already under the assumption that he (and ster) will lose. >Ember Knights< "Can you beat the game already, this is pain. Also, please permanently ban me." 10:36 = Did not ban him. (Sentenced him to have a good time.) >Elden Ring< "Ban me if I'm wrong; I bet you can't do a perfect wolf howl on stream right now." 11:04 = Permanent ban. (His wolf howl was indeed, very good.) >Gas Station Simulator< (I honestly have no clue who he's talking about. I might have just missed it.) 11:21 = Ban for life. >End of the Stream< "Be funny." 11:48 = Ban for life. >High Rollers Casino< "Jerma you're so stupid" 11:52 = -Ban for life.- VIP for 10 minutes. >Robocop 1 (Bootleg NES game.)< "Cry me a river, smallfoot." 12:01 = Ban for life. >Halls of Torment< "Bloodborne is uglier." 12:30 = Ban for life. >Just Chatting? (Not too sure about this one either.)< "Gremlins 2 sucks." 12:36 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >BRB screen.< /Someone was implying that Gotcha force is bad (A sentiment Jerma disagrees with).\ 12:55 = Permanent ban. > /Etalyx makes a joke about those that have been banned from Jerma's channel.\ 13:23 = I chuckled. >Resident Evil 6< PART 2 TOTAL: Total Ban Time: 26 Days, 4 Hours, 25 Minutes and 10 Seconds. (0:48, 1:18, & 2:05 are up to personal interpretation as I found them to be biased and up to personal interpretation.) Total Timeout Time:1 Year, 4 Days, 45 Minutes and 1 Second. Total Permanent/Indefinite/Lifetime Bans & Timeouts: 21 (20 Bans & 1 Timeout. I didn't count 8:19 because that seemed a bit off and inaccurate to do so.) The Question marks in-between the >< are games I didn't know the identity of. If you know the game, found any errors, or just small corrections you'd like me to make, please say something so I can go back and edit this. And mars/patternfinders, if you want the stat sheet for Part 1, then make a comment. I don't know if you want me to post the Part 1 stats on that vid, or just dump them both on this video.
@@patternfinders (Yeah, it did take forever lol.) PART 1: *Among Us sightings* 0:00 = 1 minute ban. >Wheel of Fortune< "Scream already." 0:06 = "Ban that guy for... as long as it takes for them to understand what they did wrong." ("Probably 2 minutes," according to Jerma.) >PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC< "2k Andy" 0:19 = Ban for a few minutes. (No definitive time frame. Given implications and time-related definitions, I'll say 3-6 minutes.) >Pre-Stream< "He hotboxes with his farts." 0:37 = -Timeout for 2 minutes.- Timeout for 1 minute. >???< "How did the burp taste?" 1:00 = Ban for 5 minutes. >???< "Why are you getting worse?" 1:04 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Elden Ring< "Bomb launch yourself." 1:21 = Timeout for 5 minutes. >Breath of the Wild< "The red bar represents your health." 1:33 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Elden Ring< "Jerma, I used the potty all by my self." 1:37 = Timeout for 5 minutes. >???< "Damn a rifle would be pretty good here." 1:41 = -Ban for 5 minutes.- Ban for 6 minutes. >???< "There's a secret if you drop down." 1:48 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???< "Is this a sex game?" 1:56 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???< "Microphone? More like micro-penis." 2:00 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???< "Your feet aren't on camera, you're on your tippy toes." 2:05 = -Ban for 1 hour.- -Timed out for 1 full hour, then reduced by 50 minutes.- Timeout for 10 minutes. >Just Chatting; going over Dollhouse backstage photos?< "Actually insane." = 2:18 Ban for 1 hour. >Just chatting; Jerma Christmas Special< "We can hear the poop wine." 2:25 = Ban for 1 hour. >Pre-Stream< "How did that take you 24 minutes?" 2:31 = Ban for 1 hour. >Breath of the Wild< "This games got some bugs in it." 2:36 = Timeout for 1 hour. >Webbed< "This is making me irrationally angry." 2:43 = Timeout for 1 hour. >Q REMASTERED< "Boo, you stink. Actually lost OMEGALUL" 3:06 = -Ban them.- -Mod them.- -Ban them.- -Mod them.- -Mod them twice.- -VIP them.- -Delete their account.- -Ban them.- Mod them again. >???< "I came here for Monkey Ball, not Monkey Bitch." 3:16 = -Timeout for 10 minutes.- At least a 5 minute quiet period. >Super Monkey Ball< "Blowjob Andy" 3:30 = Banned for at least 30 minutes. >Mon Bazou< "Amongustanium" 3:47 = -"Actually ban that person forever."- At least 15 minute ban. >Slime Rancher< "ResidentSleeper" 4:07 = -Timeout (No given time frame).- "I don't want to ever see them ever again. I never want to see them in this chat EVER AGAIN. Until tomorrow, then they can come back." (Jerma means tomorrow in goldfish years, so "maybe 10 minutes" according to him.) >Sorcery!< "Fart Andy" 4:31= Permanent ban. >???< "Isn't your birthday hobbit day?" 4:39 = -Permanent ban.- -Unban them.- Timed out for 10 seconds. >???< "4 by 5 is fine for you." 4:50 = -Permanent ban... for an hour.- Reduce their sentence by 55 minutes; And leave them a stern message. >House Flipper< "Are you 5'4?" 5:02 = Ban for at least 1 full day. >Hylics< "This is your worst stream 10/10." 5:09 = Ban for 1 day. >PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC< "Dude, you used to be good. What happened?" 5:25 = Ban for 700 days. (Equivalent to 1 year, 11 months and 5 days) >MultiVersus< "Why are you so serious? Be funny, not serious." 5:33 = Ban for 700 years. >???< "Who cares?" 5:43 = Never wants to see their name again. "If I see it again, I'm gonna fuckin- I'm gonna throw- I'm just throwing up thinking about that person." >Saints Row 2< "Stop being such a sussy baka." 5:52 = Ban the person and their entire family. >Resident Evil 6< PART 1 TOTAL: Total Ban Time: 701 Years, 11 Months, 7 Days, 4 Hours, and 44 Minutes. (Pretty sure this is wrong by a few days or seconds, give or take.) Total Timeout Time: 2 Hours, 31 Minutes, and 19 Seconds. (Almost certain this is correct.) Total Bans: 1 (You can interpret 0:19 & 3:06 as you like, but I don't count them as a statistic; they're just based on personal inference.)
yesterday i had a dream i met jerma when i was a little kid. he popped my balloon and laughed in my face for about a minute before scurrying away like a goblin.
I mean I wouldn’t want to be shown rpf to me either. I wouldn’t perma ban but you’d be banned for a few days at least. Though that’s more because I didn’t want to see that shit than I thought you might have wrote it.
tbh sharing a wattpad link on its own deserves a perma ban, sharing a wattpad link of a fanfiction in which they are shipped with another person deserves jail time. that shit is embarrassing
