Jerma's dream h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ doctor 

This is what he does in every bit.. he digs himself a deeper grave with everything he says

Performance artist

You can see him zerking off

He used the magic phrase meaning at some point in time he will eat the bugs

He sounded so earnest too lmao love this guy

he really does talk to them like they’re his class full of kindergarteners

@@beepbeepmc4596 Just replace every instance of "chat" with "class"

yup... rule 1 of RU-vid: top comments shall not be grammatically correct

Holy SHITTTTTTT I just got to that part

This killed me too, he just looks so naive

I like to imagine the doctor is still sitting on the bike too

ohhh I was picturing jerma sitting on that laying down thing where doctors tell you to sit

Yeah because jermany is 3 foot tall

Me too

holy shit jerma is literally just part of a disney xd/nicklelodeon sitcom that was (poorly) ported to twitch in an attempt to capitalize on the initial hype. its why he's so comically ridiculous

@@mellowmelly9258 Can someone edit a jerma clip with a nickelodeon sitcom laugh track and directing?

i recall i once participated in a twitter thread where this person and i thought of a Jerma in an iCarly episode hypothetical

@@tahutoa the idea isn't too far fetched, didn't they have am episode where they met fred?

Minus the absurd amount of feet

the d is for doctor

Thank you I was looking for the usual “inhuman Jerma” joke in the comments

@@sapphinese My pleasure! I love lesbians

This is creative

Jerma? More like tube Worma

@@flask223 I am sorry… 😢

greentext andy

straightest greentext

Proceed to eat a big pile of black spiders and bugs together

sometimes thats all you need

happy pride month xbox

It's because he's SO superficial

He's describing himself, what a fucking egomaniac

You say that now, but bugs as a food source has been looked into for a long time, cycling is becoming a more popular hobby as people look for ways to lessen their carbon footprints, and the advancement of medicine and the betterment of our living standards is making us age more gracefully than ever. In a few decades, Jermamy's zexual fantasy might be your average doctor.

It's the fact that he'd eat bugs if Conan-Era Arnold Schwarzenegger was feeding them to him that gets me

That's literally Quagmire tho

@@oliverholm3973 bugs have the same issues as shellfish in most cases to people with that allergy.

if they booked jerma not knowing what they were getting that's on them tbh

I mean later in the stream there’s a whole segment about the “ball fondler” where he says he’s going to stick a baseball up his ass, the sponsors really either made a horrible mistake or hit a goldmine with Jerma

best promo now no one will forget

and sprays the same part of the same wall for 10 minutes

The The

I CANT I CANT 😭

60, btw

UNDERRATED

60, 60. Look it’s says I’m 60!

THIS BADGE PROVES THAT I'M A LAWYER

"jerma's crush" within the first minute

and also jerma pride in the first minute

@@eyitsaperson shhhh we must GASlight the streamer 🤫

Literally called it his fantasy though lol

@@eyitsaperson he LITERALLY expounded on how he would let a JACKED DOCTOR WITH BIKE SHORTS feed him COCKROACHES and BEETLES and then have a ROMANTIC OUTING of A POSSIBLY SEXUAL NATURE

😭

Jerma RU-vid Frogs strategically picking out the single unfunny message out of a wall of absolute bangers:

Submissive and Breedable Andy

he LOVES men

​Uke Andy

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882oh my god never say that ever again (please do)

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 LMAOOOOOOOO

"eyes like oceans"

1:21 "freudian actually" followed up by "jerma describe your boywife" in the next frame killed me

​@@demosugari really like the one who said "sorry i can't be him"

that one's SO funny @@elliot_rat

😭

I CANT BREATHEEE

medic is NOT that handsome

@@elliot_rat to you maybe. He is to me

HELPPP 😭

"y-you baka!! id never want to eat bugs with you...! w-weirdo..." * he blushes*

@@mellowmelly9258stop this madness

@@mellowmelly9258 would jerma be proud of this comment

​@@Coristic121 extremely

yearbook quote

you'd have to be 60 years of age with flowing hair (>16") 6' 200 cut and flawless skin

@@_iakvb771 It'll take a little time but I can get there eventually

Just go to a furry convention and look for the guy in a 5 foot tiger fursuit that drove his rarri into a family of 5 and laughed a verocious laugh that could be heard throughout the entire convention hall.

@@JacobKinsley Genius

@@JacobKinsley It’s weird that he had a Glock in the glove compartment of the car that was aforementioned, but chose to commit vehicular homicide. It’s also weird that I haven’t seen you comment on a video about Jerma often, but I’ve now seen more of your comments after you made that comment on the video of the stream of him playing Odama. It’s also weird that you keep writing J*rma. Why do you do it?

he would do anything for his mother unless it was eating a big

@WungusBill Soap Andy

Alabama Andy

No he HATES her, why do you think he threw up a whole sleeve of Oreos on her bed

@@chimkinlordistaken8195 STOP IT JFC WHY

he LOVES eating bugs

he LOVES eating bugs

he LOVES eating bugs

he LOVES eating bugs

He LOVES eating bugs

To be fair, health is attractive. Or atleast perceived health.

@@Reac2look, 60. 60!

I'm pretty sure that music is from Waterworld on SNES, btw Edit: yeah he even says it in the video

@@tahutoa the origin of it doesn't change the fact that it's fuck music

The bug music MADE it better.

@@tahutoa the absolute most erotic game. Btw it's creatures are always fucking in the ocean.

@@70sman didn't say that it did, just clarifying that it wasn't from Zorn despite being zorno music (because I forgot he says where it's from in the video)

Power bottom andy

​@@jmbkpo no submissive bottom/top Andy.

what a day to have eyes

It's not bisexual if bikes don't touch

bikesexual

what do you think the bi in bisexual even stands for? it stands for bicycle, obviously

​@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 dang I was wrong the entire time😔

THIS COMMENT MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER

underrated comment

😭😭

Choices: Stertf2, The jock that listens to falloutboy and fart sounds, and catboys. 😱

@GalacticGourd amitosis, he’s a single celled andy

Dude this comment is incoherent how does this have 600 likes

Depends on the bug.

y

@@casualhamburger9607 You inspect the jar in the doctor's hand. As far as you can tell, there are 5 bugs in total: A cricket, a stinkbug, two pill bugs, and some sort of beetle, all alive and crawling around inside the container. Before you can ask if he wants you to eat them alive, the doctor pulls a blowtorch out from the other side of his coat and begins slow burning the bugs. The process takes a few minutes, and it would be awkward if not for how inhumanly handsome the doctor is, alleviating any potential social tension. Once the doctor determines that the bugs are sufficiently cooked, he opens the jar and quickly grabs and consumes one of the pill bugs in one swift motion. He then gestures the jar towards you expectantly, but quickly remembers that you have yet to answer whether or not you will participate in the bug eating, so the doctor retracts his hand half way and simply asks, "Well?" Do you eat a bug?

@@cking4869 i would empty the whole goddamn jar into my mouth and ask for more

@@okuyasuniijimura Reaching out, you take the jar from the doctor's hand and down the remaining 4 insects. Suddenly, your throbbing headache disappears and you feel quite a bit stronger. At this revelation, you ask the doctor if he has any more bugs. The doctor looks quite surprised given your previous hesitation, but then becomes delighted to finally have found a Bug Buddy™ to share his passion with. At your request for more bugs, the doctor holds up a finger and walks to the corner of the room to fidget with a complex safe that you somehow didn't notice until now. While inputting the various codes, the doctor tells you how happy he is to have finally found another bug enjoyer, and that he has a special bug just for the occasion. Finally open, the doctor produces from the case an intricately carved wooden box depicting various insects. The doctor sits back down in front of you and opens the box to reveal 2 dung beetles. "Dung beetles were worshiped by the ancient Egyptians who called them scarabs," the doctor explains, "But that alone is not what makes these bugs special." He picks up one of the beetles, flailing for freedom, and holds it between the two of you. "No, these beetles are a part of the royal lineage of scarabs owned by the Pharaohs themselves. These beetles hold tremendous power, it is what makes me the way I am," the doctor claims, and you once again admire his ageless face, tall stature and rippling muscles, all at the age of 60. "You too can have this gift. But know that it comes with a price. I will not be disappointed if you decline." The doctor gestures the writhing scarab towards you. Do you eat the beetle?

now we just need a 60 year old doctor who looks 30 and wears sexy bike shorts

The downside is chat,'s demographic falls off around the hypothetical doctor's features

​@@mellowmelly9258he doesn't even need to be 60, we could get a fake license or something

​@@quantumblauthor7300 However, his full VOD watching audience might hit the mark

@@BierBart12 god I wish my knees sucked more

Hold on, I think I missed the shirtless Lumberjack bit When did that happen?

Wait what is the limberjack bit????

@@schlorping5156 mon bazou log splitter incident

@@fedreck89 I swear to god, he's soon gonna have a 'No chat, I'm not bisexual' bit

3 comment Andy.

By fansly, no less

@@EddieBurke well, maybe we could get some more originality if this corporate SHILL would stop SELLING OUT

@@EddieBurke True, but I mean they're all pretty banger comments to be fair

@@cking4869 sometimes inspiration strikes Thrice

@WungusBill they do have MAD protien

You may leave boston, but boston never leaves you.

dating sim where you play as jerma, trying to find his perfect "man"

Cycling Doctor Dating Sim (he makes you eat bugs)

Why is Joel eating Stink Bugs? Is McDonalds too expensive where he is?

@@OdaSwifteye He liked the stink bugs more than mcdonalds

@@OdaSwifteye no its because they put fucking ghost in burger

joel did what

@@elilettuce that's right. He ate all the stinkbugs, boogers, bandaids and firerrhea and it was nice, he probably liked every single one of them.

Please please please tell me this a Darkplace reference

@@cooliostarstache5474 Of course it is

Medic WOULD be the kind to walk very sexy down the hall, walk up to you, lean in like he’s going to kiss you, and go, “I need you to eat these bugs for science.”

@@governor_explosion he just needs to wear his hair down and jerma would be all over him

Medic x Scout fr

@@governor_explosion and i would. anything for him..

bug tier list

He's just smoking roaches

Sexy doctor role play… though he kinda already did that with the lie detector stream 😏

Always reminds of that post that described jerma as being so terrible at defending himself that no matter how absurd the accusation is he makes himself sound guilty.

​@@flippantiesthe man could single-handedly talked himself from a jaywalking ticket down to the death penalty

​@@flippantiesJerma is an ace attorney charcter

I desperately want Dr. Livesay rum/death scene but he’s offering bugs

It's funny. But I think the thought process is "Women get sexualized far too often and far too much. I will use a male example. " Or "If a man looks and stays extremely attractive by eating bugs then I will eat it too. "

@@MoonchildDontCry Yeah, I think the implication that male doctor by his own example shows that he is knowledgable how to keep his body in perfect condition.

@@MoonchildDontCry Ironically though nobody bats an eye at male sexualisation these days and lots of people get antsy about sexualisation of women. That being said he probably chose male because he has a girlfriend so he doesn't want to openly fantasize about other women.

​@@user-lh7mt7zo7l lmao that's not true

@@clumsyninja925 It was a hyperbolic statement. Of course there's probably SOMEONE who cares but the average person doesn't and/or sees it as a joke.