Jerma Streams - Easy Bake Oven Stream 

In this stream he: -vomits -screeches out in pain -cries -throws a fit -goes deaf -eats out of a trash bag from trying a kids toy

Actual serial killer fails to understand child's toy

Jerma: does a creative and original stream for comedic sake also Jerma: “why are 11,000 people watching this live”

Imagine if this stream was your first introduction to Jerma. No other context to it, just a man ranting on camera, talking to god knows who and struggling with an easy bake oven.

Normal Streamer: "Ok guys, we're gonna do something really off the rails, I'm gonna play a... GAME FROM THE EARLY 2000's!!!" Jerma:

41:14 the clenched fist under the table the whole time he's applying the sauce

It is literally easier to make an actual pizza than the Easy Bake Oven pizza.

imagine visiting the public beach and seeing this man talking to an invisible audience and getting scared of a children’s toy

This is like watching the three stooges make pizza if they were all combined into one stooge.

18:06 just when I thought Jerma noises couldn’t get any more outrageous

Worst stream of 2020 I enjoyed every second of it

Imagine 11,000 viewers in a stadium watching a man struggle with an ez bake oven for their entertainment. The internet is incredible.

1:49:48 is the “any scraps for me” moment, if anyone needs it

The Easy-bake Ultimate Oven Baking Star Edition, the version he is using in the video has the dimensions 9.02 x 19.76 x 10 inches (length, width, and height respectively), according to a quick Google search. When Jeremy moves between the oven and the top angle camera at 5:05, his forearm is placed perfectly over the oven, as seen in the front angle camera. From elbow to wrist, his forearm is almost half the width of the oven (9.88 inches, I judge his forearm to be about 7.8). His upper arm is slightly longer than that, due to his shoulders, which is about 1/2th longer, putting the arm minus the hands at 11.7 inches. Jeremy‘s hands appear to be larger than half of the length of his forearm, so 4.5 inches for a full 24 inches. Consider the average human arm is 36 inches. Judging by this video and full-body pictures Jeremy has posted in the past, it’s easy to tell the rest of his height as he has generally average proportions (though a large head). This places his torso from top of neck to groin at 24 inches. Divining that by three, and adding half of a third, his legs will be 28 inches. Subtotal is currently 52 inches. Jeremy’s comparatively massive noggin is a fair bit over 3/4s of his upper arm, estimating about 8.7 inches, rounded up to 9 inches. Added to the subtotal, 61 inches. 5’1”. Edit: Grammar, fixing some numbers, and here to say there’s a slight margin of error, of about 3 or so inches, since you don’t really see Jerma’s lower body in the video so it’s difficult to study his proportions exactly, and I realized the images I’ve seen of Jerma are taken at odd angles that make his legs look strangely short. 5’4” is the maximum, though. 5’1” is my estimate.

49:40 I love how aggressive he gets, jesus

If Jeremy had even a modicum of cooking knowledge this stream wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining. Simultaneously I wanted to shit down my own throat watching him try and figure out simple cooking concepts. This man truly is an artist.

1:12:49 he's a cartoon character, the speed of his arm

Add 1.5 teaspoons of water Gets frustrated 30 seconds in add 1/4 cup of water "WHY WON'T IT COME TOGETHER"

Greasy streamer repeatedly slams oven door on testicles, blames his teenage viewers. (Edit: 1:11:42 best sound of 2020 thus far)

early primate developes fine motor skills (colorized) 33:31

“All pans have some decay on them” -insane man right before screaming for 30 seconds

I wonder how much it would ease Jerma’s mind to know an easy bake oven is just a strong lightbulb lol

So nice that Jerma finally found an oven to fit in his house

“Ovens scare me.” - Jerma985, 2020

Out of all his streams this is the one to make me realize he’s kind of fucking insane

thumbnail makes him look like a caveman looking at you because you interupted him eating an animal carcass

2:09:29 Disguised alien Jerma argues with edited out second head about how gross earth sugar is circa 2020

I love how he is like "guys i need you to know this is not sponsored by [product]!" as if we would think its sponsored when he just yells "[product] is fucking disgusting i HATE it"

hes been more unhinged before but this one just really shows it wtf

I remember a couple days before this stream he was talking about the oven and admitted to being afraid of all ovens

Best train wreck of 2020

The beautiful thing about watching jerma is that the longer you watch, the more confused you get as to how much of this is acting.

I really liked the "jerma plays team fortress 2" microphone. That was a hit of nostalgia for sure.

I never knew an easy bake oven could generate such sheer panic and distress

imagine preparing a whole stream like this and then losing your mic

I genuinely have no idea if Jerma is putting on a bit or if he really is concerned that a package of powdered food could make you sick if eaten uncooked, but safe after being lightly toasted for 10 minutes. This is the most neurotic I think I've ever seen Jerma and it explains a lot.

1:35:49 watching jerma struggle forgetting the purpose of flour is both hilarious and sad lol

1:11:40 stream highlight

I haven't laughed as hard as I did last night in a very long time. From Jerma fucking up all the recipes to chat being absolutely insane to all the fucked up edits people were making of his face. This was an absolute blast of a stream

Cooking with the scout [SFM]

"If you want something yummy, put a happy cake in your tummy" Sea Lab 2021

I think Jeremy's legit going insane.

This was the first jerma stream I ever saw and I hated it because I thought he was being a freak. I didn't watch even five minutes of it. A few years later and by some crazy coincidence I'm a huge Jerma fan now. He's still a freak.

Dry Rub dealer 16:34

"IT'S IN MY TEETH" has got to be one of the funniest lines I've ever heard

This is like when your up at 3 or 4 am watching someone trying to sell stuff on TV

I had "Creative Exercise - Mario Paint" playing on loop in another tab for atmosphere. Would recommend.

I love how he refused to use his hands at first. that’s l i t e r a l l y how you make dough

im sixteen minutes into the stream and i've had the expectation pop into my mind that at any moment the swedish chef from the muppets is gonna burst onto the screen and begin to fuck with jeremy.

I think it's gotta be some kind of achievement, for both Jerma™ and and the food wizards at Easy Bake®, that Jerma™ was able to make something that looked like ketchup, had the consistency of barbecue sauce, the adhesive capabilities of Guerilla glue®, and that Easy Bake® was trying to pass Off® as marinara sauce. Legitimately how?

His whole stream seems like one giant, long ass joke and he never breaks character. Legend.

Recommended ages: 8+

Local streamer commits fraud, denies affiliation with sponsor for a 3 hour ad stream.

watched this for the first time not too long ago, new to jermaverse, and i now understand why people think hes killed someone

Nevada based booger eater takes break from eating boogers

Jerma can literally stream anything and be entertaining. Jerma is the pinnacle of twitch entertainment

Jeeesus that's not a flattering thumbnail it looks like he's missing a tooth.

58:03 - the THX Cheese Pizza scream is probably the worst sound Jerma's ever done on stream

this is the most stressful cooking video i have ever watched in my whole life. Every step of the way had me questioning his methods. Truly unfathomable work Jerma

THIS WAS PURE GOLD

My favorite part is when he kept asking if his powdered ingredients was raw.

Local streamer violates quarantine and journeys to the coast of Las Vegas to synthesize poop wine using his toy oven.

Grown-ass man speed runs Easy Bake pretzels to the Doom 2016 soundtrack.

literally one of the most talented twitch streamers ever

Scrubbing my crocs clean to the sound of the doom soundtrack while he furiously makes pretzels was a real work motivator

59:20 jermaPOOT

Watching this in 144p as God intended

1:00:03 thumbnail

It's like the last half of computer doctor for three hours

“It stinks in here!” Said the man, spitting and laughing, with his entire head in a trash bag

Im sitting here in my room, drinking beer, watching a grown man baking easy bake oven pizza. I've never felt more alive.

This is what plays on the TVs in purgatory

this is what you watch if u need to go without eating for a long time

* looks at thumbnail and sees a man broken in soul and body * "Maybe it's just a joke" * gets to that point and even hears a man cry, like "please don't hit me anymore, I cant take it" * "Oookay, this is even more hearth breaking"

1:00:04

i’m so glad i started watching jerma

Some ask how I should describe Jerma. Well, I'll tell you. Syrupy, soupy, and savory.

Jerma is cooking on stream in 2020 before GrillmasterxBBQ is, what even is this year.

0:0:40 intro 1:32 spot rn 3:40 sexy pose 4:52 dream 1 window 8:25 opinions on the product reach you 9:44 cooking spray intro 16:13 jaw dream 2 26:07 wave to cam 28:30 want me to spit In this? 1:00:05 red tooth 2:04:54 pat head 2:23:38 read instructions 2:23:50 inspector gadget 2:25:04 points at me 2:46:33 points better

I've been watching Jerma for so long now and this is the only time he's actually worried me. At some points of this stream I genuinely thought he'd gone mad 😅

Why is Jerma's first instinct to jam his hands into whatever bowl of goop he's working with??? Why not grab a spoon??

Jerma was that kid in class which would eat things for a dollar

I really wish he had the foresight to bring a measuring cup and/or measuring spoons with him to a cooking stream, granted I use the term cooking loosely.

Local streamer makes food out of cocaine packets

Instructions: "add the blood of a virgin, mix thoroughly, read the following text aloud in perfect Aramean, put in oven, wait for the Dark One to arise" Jeremy: "what does it have to do with a pizza?!" Jeremy: does it anyway.

He used an ENTIRE roll of paper towels

Only jerma could pull this shit off. Actually the most creative streamer ever.

My favorite thing about this video is how I have to change my volume every 5 seconds

Never have I had to adjust the volume so often

Jerma has cooking phobia so this was a big step for him

Add a 1 of salt and a 4 of olive oil

How does jerma possibly get 3 hours of content out of using an easy bake oven

I love the streams where he just gets to talk to chat while doing whatever. He can make anything funny

you've heard of Jerma is mad, now get ready for: *Jerma goes mad*

When he DECIMATED the *one* brownie/cupcake/woopie pie he made until it looked like shit on the bottom of the trashcan

jeremy "jerma nine hundred and eighty five elbertson" harrington what are you doing using that without supervision!?!

Amazing, he's like a real life child

Morally Bankrupt Tiny "Streamer" Makes Average Sized Dinner With Childrens Toy.

he was forced to eat whoopie pie batter

I'd never expect an Easy bake with Doom music