This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Skm0eJWWfHM.html 2. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jesqDMb31Gc.html 3. Five Nights at Freddy's 1:54 Five Nights at Freddy's
I know what he means, in context of the game, but I think it's a hilarious idea for him to be complaining that it feels like it took an hour to go from 2 am to 3 am
@@BlankBlonk “*Actually, in 1 minute it becomes 2:01.” Sounds like you now understand what I’m saying. I just corrected you, that’s it. No need to get upset. : )
Reads like an article headline you'd get in your Google feed right below the searchbar that only shows up because of the city you live in. And then you'd press "not interested in xyz"
Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay... Phone starts to call Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello. Phone Guy: Hello? Mark: Hi! Phone Guy: Hello, hello? Mark: HI!!! Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Mark: Ugh... Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you. Mark: Ah... Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. Mark: Hm? Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming... Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu... Phone Guy: ...but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Mark: Eh... Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Mark: Okay, sounds g- Okay... Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Mark: Mm-hm. Phone Guy: Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Mark: Okay. Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike... Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life. Mark: Uughuh! Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced. Mark: (Totaly in panic mode) Phone Guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know... Mark: Yeah! Phone Guy: but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Mark: Okay! Phone Guy: Okay. Mark: Okay... Phone Guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
@@ChimpusKongus that has nothing to do with anything but yes I am We are not derailing this conversation to talk about my terrible Google name from like 7 years ago
Game: Talks about details of the game and how to play Jerma: Instantly ignores everything, closes both doors, draining HEAVILY from the power source and starts telling a story Oh this is going to be good
help plz help the voices our getting louder and thicker they are piercingmy brain my thoughts r oozing the voices they are coming i hear them its the rats they are crwing towa
Him covering his eyes and ears in the beginning unlocked a memory for me. I was a dumbass little kid and was on the haunted mansion ride at disney, and didn't realize i could just close my eyes and cover my ears, so i had a nervous breakdown trying to figure out the right config so I could cover my eyes and ears with my tiny hands while screaming and crying. I did not have a good time. edit- no fuckign way i just watched a couple minutes more and he explained that he did it at disney as a kid too. if he had done it on the haunted mansion ride, i would have believed that he stole my memories or something
Half of the stream is jerma playing the first fucking level of the game, the other half of the stream ia jerma trying to look like he's sleeping. Gotta love that man's dedication to a joke.
realistically, his performance in both instances is incredible similar. if he had tried playing for the remainder of the game, it probably wouldnt have even been fun to watch. bro sucks at games until Jex possesses him
Jerma lured himself into the false belief that clicking Freddy's nose spawns a creature because the sound played every time he clicked it, I'm not sure if thats amazing RNG or it's scripted into the game.
@@someguywithbagels5907fr tho the amount of work this single man put into just the first game alone (bc obviously this is the only game he probably created solely alone) is incredible and so impressive. wish it was viable for ppl like him and toby fox to retain full creative control of their projects but ik its unrealistic and cruel to expect that of singular ppl. i just think the passion when its 1 person is unmatched vs a whole team of ppl
NO HE IS NOT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬SHUT UP I DO NOT NESD TO TAKE PILLS I DO NOT NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP 😡😢😢🥵🥵🤬 I am deeply sorry for the various crimes and atrocities I committed on June 27
@@ZaLewdWarudo i touch grass every day bruh *takes huuuuuuge oversized large toke with no coughs at flipping all* ya did u just see that one buddy that’s what i thought huh kid
There’s something about Jerma and Ster, because Ster managed to get killed by foxy twice on night 1. I really don’t think either is real and they’re some sort of anomaly in the time space continuum.
i was watching the stream and fell asleep around the end of the cuphead DLC section and woke up to him playing fnaf then i fell asleep again so i thought i just dreamed it or something
No, that's Jerma985; this is Jerma985, the guy who is wanted by the interpol for fraud, multiple instances of identity theft, tax evasion and money laundering.
Extra Terrorestrial Alien Encounter at Walt Disney World being even too scary for notorious psycho streamer Jerma985 adds so much to the legendary feel of the show/ride
I remember first hearing about "Five Nights at Freddy's" on the bus ,school bus from my friends in like 2015 it was like really weird, and they kind of creeped me out even
ok america tell me this wake up. america fnaf one to fnaf two where is it all at the timeline of it all????….?? this is clearly cos of the trump administration like its r
i would play it on the bus after school and i was so focused on it and missed my stop and i had to get off at the next one and walk home for like fifteen minutes
the most baffling part of the whole sleep bit is how he feels the need to reset the whole game every time he breaks. like would it not be more convincing if the game was partway through when he falls asleep?
Despite having not played the game in years, and I still remember how it works. That being said I had a huge fnaf hyper-fixation when the games first came out. The fandom was wild.
"Uh, h-hey listen, I had an idea. If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead. Ya know, go limp. Uhh, then there's a chance that... maybe they’ll think you’re an empty costume instead. Then again, if they think you’re an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work... ...Y-Yeah never mind, scratch that. I-It’s best just not to get caught"
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
I’m literally dying that he keeps failing at trying to seem asleep but the telephone keeps him from doing it 💀 like I get the scenario he accidentally put up and every time he tries redoing the act I immediately laugh at the telephone ringing now which then becomes conjoined with his laughter to which literally makes me feels like me and him are cousins just awake at 3 am trying to go to sleep but is still hysterically laughing at something stupid 💀💀