Jerma Streams with Chat - Watching Infomercials (Part 2) 

mike im absolutley zooked and zerking it rn

I lost it when he hid the vacuum model number at 2:24:30 as if someone is gonna dox him from his vacuum information

God something about this stream just makes me so fucking happy. There are countless streams I consider to be funnier and more enjoyable. But I keep coming back to this stream for no reason other than it’s just so comforting.

2:59:35 You wouldn't believe the smile I cracked at this. I don't really even watch Jerma enough to have ever heard him say this before, but the pure unbridled joy in this moment tells the entire story. His enthusiasm for this piece of media is palpable.

2:35:00 the way it says 'in memory of Jack Hughes' and then switches to the guy getting dunked makes it look like the guy getting dunked died 2:36:11 that apple pie is probably sour as a mfer Underrated comment: "Jermas parasocial relationship with cathy mitchell is worse than us with him"

Not ashamed to say that I teared up when Rose showed up at the end of the Martinetti story

im dying laughing at how invested everyone was in the martinettis and joking about gramps being on 4chan n shit

*GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:* *Pre-Stream:* 1:10 Jerma Speaks 4:56 Webcam On 5:01 Opens Browser 5:30 Starts Watching *Break:* 2:17:11 Takes Break 2:23:38 Jerma Returns 2:27:35 Watching Resumes *Post-Stream:* 3:38:11 Stops Watching 3:39:56 Credits 3:42:03 Stream Over

1:15:21 40 million jumpscare

55:59 had me crying

9:47 kevin 17:02 time machine 19:49 drill and kill 55:58 40 MILLION dollar giveaway 1:00:18 PSYCHO!!! 1:42:41 killer grill 1:44:24 phil doesn't believe in barbecue sauce 1:53:26 oo ohh 1:53:53 analog horror 2:02:52 tom 2:04:30 tom dies bit 2:10:55 epic prank 2:33:40 tom dies 3:25:46 fecal funny 3:34:20 THEE chucky stewart

Okay the part where Jerma admits his undying love for Cathy Mitchell was quite wholesome, lol.

2:35:33 “it’s so weird” From the man who sat above a dunk tank and had a robot controlled by 1000’s of people to do literally the exact same thing?

52:16 my first thought was 'NO WAY GRANDPA GOT A FURSUIT'

Grandpa Martinelli eventually became moderator of r/opera

2:44:25 this might be the most upset I've ever seen jerma get with chat and its over CATHY MITCHELL. jerma parasocial relationship with cathy mitchell is real

50:22 People are talking about jerma talking in sync with the cathy mitchell commerical but are sleeping on the fact he said in sync 'THE OPERA LOVERS FORUM!'

I own one of those little Cathy Mitchell cookers that Jerma saw, I think it was originally a gift from my grandma but it's in my kitchen right now and that thing actually works well, most of the time I've used it for like hawaiian roll sandwiches and breakfast stuff but it actually cooks evenly and all the way through so I mean, +2 for Cathy.

Hey guys, from 3:10:08 - 3:15:10 there's a commercial for a product that may be a trigger for some people with disordered eating conditions. If seeing the worst side of 2000's era diet culture will ruin your day, skip ahead. Have a nice day.

one of the funniest comments for me--i know it's an old meme, but just: someone commented on the cathy mitchell ramen thing with jerma defending her that "she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen." copypasta

I think I'm being brainwashed by either Cathy Mitchell or Jerma's love for her as I actually want to buy that thing now.

Everyone in the 80's look like serial killers in the making

50:30 "can it run crysis" im dying

I've followed only a few streamers, but I feel like this type of react andy only works with Jerma. Been wheezin nonstop

2:03:35 That Pepe in chat matched up so well to his face i cried lmfao

I'm really confused about the martinetti apple plot line. Why was there even a danger of it being returned? Grandpa paid for it himself, was the dad going to just return something he didn't pay for. Grandpa could have just said "fuck your point system".

1:02:10 I've been spiraling ever since this stream. I enjoyed the late 90s-00s infomercial stream, it was relaxing and cute, but the 70s-80s one has filled me with EXISTENTIAL DREAD. Why are they going so fast, spinning, spinning Rocket Chef, barely even looking at each other as their humanity slips away. Hurry Nancy the Rocket Clock is ticking, make a little quip so we can spin some more for our corporate overlords! Spinning, spinning, cleanup is a breeze, no dishwasher necessary! Send help.

3:06:56 "grandma making ramen apple pie is the first sign of dementia" is my fav comment from the brutalmoose ramen joy vid

I was dying laughing throughout the entire Red Devil bit bruh, literally laughing like every five seconds

1:42:42 recalled TWICE by the way, the recall being talked about wasn't even the first time

the math thing was literally just normal math lol

Someone said "I thought that was a GUN" and it's making me scream laughing for some reason

take a shot every time that one guy said “nAnCY”

3:05:49 Jerma's undying devotion to Cathy Mitchell

21:59 "ROACH DOGG JR?" i cant believe the Oneyplays joke is still going strong to this day, holy shit

Astonished nobody showed Jerma the Jaboody Cathy Mitchell dubs

4:42 throat andy

I woke up to jerma laughing at lotion bottle farting lmao

55:57 1:06:38 1:15:21 1:53:51 2:59:33 3:06:05 3:18:51

1:41:40 PHILLY SHEESESTEAKS

This channel is a go-to for information. It's the best!

2:34:54 yo I didn’t even notice until now but this dude is the same Joe Farago from the Cathy Mitchell one that comes literally right afterwards

Is it fucked that I find Jerma watching infomercials more entertaining than the dollhouse?

At like 1:29:45 they were saying how the red devil had like enough for so many patties when on the regular grill earlier there was 18 patties and like 5 hot dogs on the red devil there was only 15 patties and that was almost full.

18:46 is that number amount a meme by the time of the livestream? Seems like Jerma had a premonition about that $40,000,000

I looked it up and I can confirm the red devil grill got recalled in 2002

Always nice to see big mike post!

Holy shit I just found this channel, bless🙏

55:58

The Martinettis are the type of family the Simpsons were making fun of in the 90s

I’m sorry but what what was that human calculator BS supposed to be where they selling a book or something? They kept talking about some method. What method???? I see the logic in subtracting 5 squares from 95 squared but why did he choose to subtract 4 squared from 96 why not 6 squared??????

i can't believe the world was awful before tetris was invented

My fav was when John Rocket Chef said N A N C Y

I feel compelled to let the world know that I knew about the ketchup trick BEFORE Mary Ellen told me about it.

The reason Jerma didn't get the $40 million is because he touched the remote. As a 90s guy I should know

Fun Fact: At 56:02, due to inflation, the $40,000,000 give-away would be $77,363,430.01 in today's money.

3:08:54 Flashbacks to Superhot

Jerma is a genius, I'm crying laughing at a fucking carpet cleaning commercial.

I feel so bad for Nancy during the Rocket Chef segment. That fucking guy just kept cutting her off and its like, all she is doing is trying to hype up this stupid product like what was his problem?

3:25:50 fart joke

Did jerma really not come to the realization that they meant $40M in worth of the products they are giving away and not actual money

If you make trace amounts of apple fritters for yourself every month Jerma locks onto your scent more and more.

Currently tipsy and watching this rn, love it

52:18 dog with a blog origins

1:53:52 analog horror jumpscare

2:06:20 hash on stream

1:18:56 nah nah nah, it's like that episode of spongebob with the cook-off between Spongebob and King Neptune, like Neptune is able to pump out a thousand patties in the time it takes Spongebob to make one, but Neptune's patties all taste like shit while Spongebob's one patty is amazing, though in this case these "chefs" almost certainly have to be just some actors they paid to dress like a professional chef(or at least that stereotypical pro chef look) and be an absolute buffoon pretending to know what they're doing to make it look like the buffoonery is the best an actual chef can do while going "Oh yeah look at this shit, this machine is making these normies 10x better than our totally real professional chefs guys isn't that so cool wow" And then of course even if it weren't already rigged with likely actors playing the role of "totally real pro chefs, source is trust me bro wink", the circumstances of that little "challenge" are hilariously rigged so that even if you had pros, the "normies with these amazing devices" would likely win the race anyway. But that would just feed back into the whole "Spongebob vs Neptune" point lmao /rant, probably pointing out shit that's obvious and stupid, but idk I just like picking apart stupid shit like this to laugh at it

3:14:40 yeah if I had anything stuffed into my face while im eating as well it'd cut my diet. Anything would work. A foot, a used toliet paper, dead bugs, hell even a lava lamp. Dil-dos, 50 tea bags, a sailor's hat, telescopes, really anything would annoy me.

39:52 someone said "we went from this to watching jerma"

also laughing at the terrible dad luddite strawman in that Apple ad - literally the flimsiest argument to exist - "hey, we did perfectly fine before penicillin/sewage systems/brick houses/clean water came around!!!!!!" remember that kids, in case your dad is a strawman. my dad knows a fair bit, has built computers back in the early 2000s that sorta thing, but I still have to help him with some stuff bc that's just how it is lol

Did I miss anyone pointing out that the Martenetti kid is Squints from the Sandlot?

3:26:36 EZ Yolk jumpscare

CHUCKIN CHAT

how is chat this absolutely unfunny, stop trying to be the one guy you actual children. the tiktok joke was actually pretty decent but gets -2 because “lol tiktok bad lol us chat is too mature for this lol we’re totally not all 14”

Adding molasses to salsa is bbq sauce

The Xpress Redi Set was recalled in the UK 😔

Straight up thought the Apple add dude had a Boston accent until it straight up said “performa” on screen.

Love how you can tell they don’t know what they’re doing cuz they made the oxymoronic 3-bean texas chili

Still wish this dude would stop saying "Nancy" like he's jiggling the keys in front of 3 year olds anytime she speaks

How many viewers did he have during this ?

Chat was infuriating acting so above repurposing leftovers, then when called out were like EW EW NOT LISTENING LALALALALA ughhh😅

Jerma could be an excellent scottish

Wtf is this wonder years ass Apple Commercial 😭

Nancy looks like Elizabeth Olsen

i hate the - and + in chat just laugh jerma is a centerpiece in history

1:27:50 red devil grill

1:39:59 is that Adam Richmond from man vs food as the grill guy in the back?

Wtf gramps teaching kids about freemasonry

Nancy: y- John: N A N C Y

1:11:12 personal timestamp for me to skip to because i use this as a sleep aid and the dishonesty from the first few infomercials pretending to be live shows stresses me the hell out (the first one especially, taking advantage of desperate people almost like those scam health shows that are also on stages like that)

48:40 wish I had a family like this.

2:06:18

I’m sold

55:50 40 million dollars

Rose is gramps AI waifu 43:10

3:18:24 I REMEMBER THIS!!!

There should be a Cathy Mitchell Jerma collab

I really can't tell if Jerma is actually dumb or just incredibly good at gaslighting his audience.

28:00

1:26:00 This guy feels like a Bob Odenkirk character, like someone from Mr. Show.