The worst super hero power ever: Teleporting fireman man. He can teleport anywhere in time and space but he can only do it by horizontally climbing a fire truck ladder.
Imgine just driving normally then some maniac police officer rams you, pummels you when you try to escape, then handcuffs you and puts you in the trunk of the car.
*Runs into smoke filled building without respirator , finding bodies of people overcome by smoke* > *Quickly overpowered by smoke and passes out* "What happened!? "
Imagine that you've just suffered a near lethal injury, passing out in the process, and when you regain consciousness in the ambulance you just hear the driver say "Can I skip this?" and you feel yourself fly through the air and hit the ground
I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This game is so true to life! I really appreciate that they get minor details right, like firefighters spawning additional cats into existence and cops putting people into their trunk. Thank you multidisciplined master Jeremy.
By the way: The "joke" starting at 11:14 was one of the nominations for "Worst joke taking more than 5 minutes to set up" at the JermAwards 2020 - however it was so bad, that Jerma canceled the whole category. True story.
i love jerma because most of the time *you’re* the one who has to deal with npc stupidty but jerma makes the *npcs* deal with his bullshit whenever he plays these kinds of games.
superhuman emergency responder, capable of pushing around large vehicles like they are nothing, who can survive a fatal car crash without a scratch, walks into a room full of smoke and dies immediately
crashing the ambulance walking all the way up a mountain to assist a patient to then forget the defib, having to walk all the way back. Using godlike powers to move the car so he can get then watching the stretcher fall out the back is the most jerma thing ever
I usually have a full Jerma stream running while I'm working on something else and suddenly hearing him shout EDDIE! as though I have done something wrong was quite a schizophrenic experience.
Imagine being in the back of an ambulance in severe pain and on the brink of passing out and the paramedic jumps in the passenger seat and starts yelling "GO, MOVE, COME ON! WHY CAN'T I MOVE THE CAR?!"
Imagine you get arrested for no reason and the cop puts you in the back of a car who's trunk happens to contain an exact copy of you and then said cop proceeds to chase and then run over another exact copy of you who was in handcuffs the entire time.
*Someone's lively hood burning away in a blazing inferno, people trapped inside dying from smoke inhalation and possibly the fire* *Only firefighter responding* I wonder if I can spell my name with the hose. Here's the J..
Ive repeatedly tried showing my brother jerma and he keeps gping "gabe, I don't really find him funny, stop shpwing me him". He loved the rat movies though.
It's gotta be the most Jerma thing ever when something drastic happens in a game, and it's quiet for a second, before you hear Jeremy's quiet laughter 😁
Imagine you have 2 cats stuck in a tree and the fireman comes and rescues one of the cats, tries to steal it, fails, and then proceeds to take out a chainsaw and cut the tree down in a fit of rage with the other cat still inside
