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"You think she's got toes for thumbs!?"
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 16 The Burning: Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@jamessteel9016 11 месяцев назад

Jerrys pretend voice is hilarious 😂

@AmisAngelstreams 11 месяцев назад

It's so good that she mistook him for Raef when he was using his normal voice and his response is to do a goofy voice because he's afraid of being found out even though logically Raef must sound kind of similar to his normal voice. xD

@TT_09 11 месяцев назад

90% of Seinfeld plots are only possible because they didn’t have cell phones

@adamc1966 11 месяцев назад

Funny how smart phones would kill about that percentage of sit-com plots if they had them back then.

@johnjohnson3709 9 месяцев назад

I agree. Cell phones have opened up the world to new avenues!

@regularyoutubename 5 месяцев назад

Then again, Curb Your Enthusiasm uses phones, and that show is funny nonetheless.

@jd0879 2 месяца назад

@@regularyoutubenamenot saying it wouldnt be funny but the plots would have to be different

@AaronGiambattista 2 месяца назад

It has not aged well

@weirdshibainu 8 месяцев назад

I like how George just instantly jumps to the most unlikely scenario about what the tractor story could be--toe thumbs.

@stoneylonesome5826 6 месяцев назад

They do it every day.

@josemaria8177 11 месяцев назад

Sometimes a story is so crazy and weird that you just leave your own appartment in sheer amazement that someone just told you something named The Tractor Story

@greenjelly01 11 месяцев назад

Showmanship! He was leaving on a high.

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

4:56 he did the right thing there for his sanity lol

@jeremytung1632 11 месяцев назад

“What drives me to take chances like that?” The little balding devil that still lives with its parents and hangs out on your left shoulder.

@lovewhitey4462 8 месяцев назад

Exactly who’s comments will keep you single forever I had the same BFF jealous & neurotic

@Diego-Designs 11 месяцев назад

He should've said "Uncle Leo?"😂

@falcon-ng6sd 11 месяцев назад

JERRY!!!!

@markadams9335 Месяц назад

“Your cousin Jeffrey…”

@12classics39 11 месяцев назад

“YeahIbettergettoadoctorbye.”

@kevinnugent223 11 месяцев назад

Ikr 😅

@yt_hatesfreespeech 11 месяцев назад

You removed the best part, where Jerry roasts George for the beep beep beep

@deleteduser2291 11 месяцев назад

Back it up, back it up, beep beep beep 🚨🚨🚨

@bossfan49 11 месяцев назад

"Beep Beep Beep" ??? (Furrows brow) I loved that part. It's like when he calls George out for saying "Cut to the chase". "What are you, Joe Hollywood now?" 😀

@DavidBagga 11 месяцев назад

“Hey it’s me.” “Elaine?” “No it’s me!!” “George?!” 😂

@andrasszabo1570 11 месяцев назад

UNCLE LEO?!

@12feettall6 7 месяцев назад

Babbo?

@allanrune 11 месяцев назад

She is so gorgeous.

@afonsodeportugal 11 месяцев назад

Her proportions are just perfect!

@rosario508 11 месяцев назад

Jerry guessing what “Ralph" sounded like is the funniest part of this episode

@missylou725 11 месяцев назад

Ralph, which pronounced Ray-f

@nthgth 11 месяцев назад

I think it's Rafe, like Ben Affleck's character in _Pearl Harbor._ Dumb name though when Ralph and Ray are right there.

@rosario508 11 месяцев назад

@@nthgth You're right. Thanks for the correction

@nthgth 11 месяцев назад

@@rosario508 you're also right, that voice is the funniest part of this

@YouilAushana 11 месяцев назад

Rafe fines

@senorromantico7723 11 месяцев назад

George: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too firm? Jerry: I don't know. George: Hands a little smelly? Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? 😄

@TulkasMight 11 месяцев назад

Lmao😂

@handfloboxingreview1673 11 месяцев назад

George and Jerry are the ultimate nitpickers lol.

@johnjohnson3709 9 месяцев назад

I love how George made a reference to Bob Dole.

@maiconmottaretro-games 11 месяцев назад

1:38 "back UP, back UP, beep,beep........"😂🤣 Amanzing guys!😂

@DarthWill3 11 месяцев назад

_"Why do I seek your counsel?"_ Good question. 😜

@Trtevoorryu 11 месяцев назад

*counsel

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 11 месяцев назад

“Back it up, back it up, beep beep beep! Tractor story?” ✋🤨🤚 “Beep beep beep? ….. What are you doing?!” 🧐 😔

@victorfinberg8595 3 месяца назад

5:00 jerry: "good-bye" (leaves own apartment)

@MrK623 11 месяцев назад

How can she be smart enough to beat Jerry at chess, but not know what an STD is?

@aclevername9381 11 месяцев назад

You may not have noticed, but every main character in this series is a complete and utter buffoon. It would probably not take much to beat them at anything.

@terrellp22 11 месяцев назад

that's the real question lmao 🤣

@lovewhitey4462 8 месяцев назад

Maybe she’s on the spectrum 😮

@weirdshibainu 8 месяцев назад

@@terrellp22 The real question is how does Jerry meet an endless procession of good looking women...it goes triple for George

@crescentfreshbret 6 месяцев назад

@@weirdshibainuWomen love funny men.

@munozinni 3 месяца назад

Jerry pretends voice reminded me of “Kermit the Frog “ from the muppets 👀😳🤣😂and he believes she got gonorrhea from a tractor 👀😜🤣😂🤣😂😂the ex-boyfriend was totally a savage 👀😳😜😂🤣😂

@steveryan4410 11 месяцев назад

" Toe Thumbs..." not heard enough in shows these days.

@gu9838 11 месяцев назад

before people used caller id lol

@ashwinkumar4173 3 месяца назад

Seinfeld walking out of his own apartment 😂

@vernefits1953 11 месяцев назад

Sophie is very cute

@NormFoss 11 месяцев назад

The days before caller ID

@ThePhobosAmphitheater 11 месяцев назад

“Beep beep beep? What’re you doing?” 😂

@Bbdu75yg 11 месяцев назад

"Back it up , bip bip bip " its genius line

@markherring3513 5 месяцев назад

Its gold!

@POPLSEV7 11 месяцев назад

Seinfeld always makes me laugh🤣💯👏thanks👍

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

he's a comedian that's for sure ...0:14

@therealjd4life 3 месяца назад

That woman is fine asf, when God created woman he went the extra mile with Sophie

@swingcity7 11 месяцев назад

If anyone is confused in these confusing times, this is what a 9 looks like...

@jkdelete 9 месяцев назад

Days before caller ID 😂

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 11 месяцев назад

This is exactly what it’s like when your girlfriend lets a story detail slip in casual conversation and won’t elaborate on it when you ask. You have to go full detective mode!! 🤣

@isaacburdiss 11 месяцев назад

You win the award for the most comments on this channel! The prize is a café latte that is covered with a long sock that WILL keep it warm in the long run

@Emcostanza 11 месяцев назад

or just like. ask

@bungle.mr81 11 месяцев назад

This tractor story is sooo Palahniuk type of story😂

@gutsfinky 2 месяца назад

My BoyFrIenD SaiD...

@IHWKR 11 месяцев назад

Just seen on Bing that Jerry and the gang may be getting back together for a 25 year reunion! What a thrill!!!❤

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

you better not be bingin' around here!

@renaissance18 11 месяцев назад

jerry is a T-1000 terminator at 0:53 LOL

@alexshank1414 11 месяцев назад

Jerry: “I not going to let a little thing like that ruin, what could be, a very long term and meaningful relationship.” Oh, Jerry. Why do you have to lie?

@fromthehaven94 11 месяцев назад

He said something similar to Jenna.

@alexshank1414 11 месяцев назад

@@fromthehaven94 But did he?(In a very sarcastic Jerry tone)

@kevorka3281 9 месяцев назад

You can just get antibiotics for that lol

@trueblade3636 11 месяцев назад

1:37 best part

@christopherbramwell8262 11 месяцев назад

I'm not saying that blondes are "bimbos". Not at all. However, the line that Sophie said is pretty funny the way she said it. "My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from a tractor when I was in my bathing suit". Did she help plow a plot of land in her bathing suit? Or did she drive the tractor to the beach?😂

@joelprice1470 10 месяцев назад

Alright that's it for me you've been great, goodnight everybody

@ngneerin 11 месяцев назад

What's that?! Beep beep beep?

@guyincognito3456 11 месяцев назад

No, Jerry says "Beep beep beep? What are you doing?"

@MrK623 11 месяцев назад

OK my bad. I will delete.

@robertweir5313 11 месяцев назад

What’s the name of that total hottie, tractor gal?

@deadrift886 11 месяцев назад

Cindy Ambuehl

@robertweir5313 11 месяцев назад

@@deadrift886 thank you!

@christie_brown Месяц назад

2:56 “….. *TRACTOR?!?!* ”

@steverogers7601 11 месяцев назад

Whoa; back it up, back it up!

@jabberwock6 11 месяцев назад

beep beep beep?

@robnation2475 7 месяцев назад

2:57 I had a hot girlfriend who had a sizable scar on her leg from surgery. She was very self-conscious about it. It truly didn't bother me one bit but I don't think she ever believed me. Maybe because something like a scratch or a door ding on my car would drive me nuts...?🤔

@johngonzalez4298 11 месяцев назад

It's me 😂

@jfkst1 11 месяцев назад

She's the best looking girl Seinfeld dates in the show.

@terrellp22 11 месяцев назад

the best? idk about that, but she's fasho is extremely attractive

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

top 3@@terrellp22

@christopherbramwell8262 11 месяцев назад

Yes. "Sophie" is very attractive.

@GameyRaccoon 11 месяцев назад

Elaine though

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

oh yeah Elaine didn't think about her lol@@GameyRaccoon

@monarchlukas9831 11 месяцев назад

“Her mulva felt a little dolores and her name was Dorothea” - unknown

@markadams9335 Месяц назад

BOOOOOOOO 🤬

@adamc1966 11 месяцев назад

Wow, forgot how pretty she was.

@srami004 11 месяцев назад

Tractor lol

@markravitz1684 11 месяцев назад

Toe thumb 😂😂😂😂😂

@SimsMoyal 3 месяца назад

I love you Jerry Seinfeld

@JohnLee-pt5jz 11 месяцев назад

How many girlfriends did Jerry have on that show 😮

@terrellp22 11 месяцев назад

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

about 3 per season, about 25 give or take a few over the 10 years?

@terrellp22 11 месяцев назад

@@bradford_shaun_murray it's literally 73 bruh 😂

@bradford_shaun_murray 11 месяцев назад

do you have the reference for that stat?@@terrellp22

@ScottGSP 11 месяцев назад

That's not how you use litterally, bruh@@terrellp22

@erinpruitt201 11 месяцев назад

Why do I seek your council?

@FantometteBR 10 месяцев назад

"It's me" is the revenge Jerry got from all "Who is this?" he did

@processingdepartment3345 7 месяцев назад

"she lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and the grafted her big toes on"

@stagna1959 9 месяцев назад

Jerry did not appreciate "beep-beep" comment from George.

@dickborg452 11 месяцев назад

Jerry - what drives me to take chances like that

@EbonyCoulter6723 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂 Jerry Jerry

@kathrynbillinghurst188 11 месяцев назад

Well…Sophie’s voice DOES sound incredibly like Elaine’s voice, that’s amazing! I shut my eyes and yep!! 🤗✌️😅🤭

@sentimentalbloke185 11 месяцев назад

that's because you're batting off

@kathrynbillinghurst188 11 месяцев назад

@@sentimentalbloke185 Oh well that’s nice and ‘sentimental’ now, isn’t it??? 🫤 I’m 55, mother of two and I actually do know what that word means! I’m sounding quite stern with you and disappointed because… ✌️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 …it’s funny! 🎃🇦🇺🤗🍭

@sentimentalbloke185 11 месяцев назад

@@kathrynbillinghurst188 ok, that's over sharing. lol

@kathrynbillinghurst188 11 месяцев назад

@@sentimentalbloke185 👀 Be careful what you wish for!!!! Lols 😝😜

@Kenneth-tz4sx 11 месяцев назад

I was raised on a farm and our greatest fear was contracting communicable diseases from the tractor seat. In fact, I did all our farming standing up. Fortunately I also had an understanding partner. Thelma Lou would furrow her single eyebrow, pull at her mustache and let me groom her legs with the horse brush. Ya just can't find women like her anymore.

@bossfan49 11 месяцев назад

Two things missing- Jerry calling out George on the "Beep Beep Beep". And George's two-part rant on "It's me". But that ties in with the Elaine/Puddy/Christian Rock story arc. 1. I like that Christian Rock. It's very uplifting. Not like those REAL musicians who think they're so COOL and HIP! 2. I'm against all "It's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical. ... Like those HIP MUSICIANS AND THEIR COMPLICATED SHOES!!!!

@laylowstaylow 11 месяцев назад

Let them feel the gonorrhea by themselves!

@AmisAngelstreams 11 месяцев назад

One of the more low-key uncaring things Jerry did on the show that gets buried under the more egregious and famous stuff addressed in the final episode is here where he finds out her ex-boyfriend cheated on her and lied to her about it and his response is to bail rather than tell her. Also Raef apparently just let her think that too xD unless he's the ex-boyfriend that gave it to her >_>

@narajuna 8 месяцев назад

hum was that all about for the 'egregious'?

@presntnow 11 месяцев назад

Beep Beep Beep!!!

@kiraofthesky5561 11 месяцев назад

Who is this?

@jacobmetz3267 5 месяцев назад

You know you've caused a real issue when you make someone leave their own house.

@tywebbgolfenthusiast8950 4 месяца назад

If I had a nickel for every venereal disease I got from my John Deere, well, I’d have a lot of nickels. P

@markadams9335 Месяц назад

Let’s thumb wrestle!

@erinm3567 8 месяцев назад

There's definitely something she hasn't told him about. A thing. Gender inversion is all over the "entertainment" industry.

@user-sd5xe5dz2t 2 месяца назад

Sophie is a dish 🔥

@truthhurts3524 11 месяцев назад

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

@MiC-T 3 месяца назад

Did 'it' move for anyone else @3:59 ?

@Italy55 2 месяца назад

So funny 🤣

@sicknado 11 месяцев назад

George?...

@raddastronaut 9 месяцев назад

Why do I seek your counsel?

@savagedragon79 11 месяцев назад

You can cure it so i dont see the problem.

@afonsodeportugal 11 месяцев назад

The problem is that she's too du.... to understand how STDs work!

@dickborg452 11 месяцев назад

George needs to learn how whisper better clearly she could of heard him

@marlowkaplan3584 7 месяцев назад

toe thumbs are real

@mostlyends 6 месяцев назад

My second cousin has a toe thumb lol

@DeesonJame 11 месяцев назад

I thought the tractor story was pretty reasonable.

@terrellp22 11 месяцев назад

yea except for getting an std that way is almost 0 😂

@johncole273 2 месяца назад

Back it up Back it up

@terrykirk6951 6 месяцев назад

the OLD i caught it from a 🚜 story.

@Carlos-sd4sn 11 месяцев назад

🔥

@troykruse5161 11 месяцев назад

That’s exactly how I got it!

@Corpsman01 11 месяцев назад

Who steals a tractor? Lol

@GreilMerc7 6 месяцев назад

Okay but then who put that ick in the tractor. Had to have been the boyfriend.

@tacoheadmakenzie9311 Месяц назад

It was the cows' fault, wandering around naked like that!

@blarae50 6 месяцев назад

The boyfriend must be dead at this point…

@katherinelikesstuff 11 месяцев назад

i sound funny? abort! abort!

@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb 11 месяцев назад

😅

@johnjohnson3709 9 месяцев назад

Fun with gonorrhea

@unvrknow22 11 месяцев назад

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

@bossfan49 11 месяцев назад

Cirrhosis of the liver, with jaundice!!!!!