Jerry Seinfeld delivers jokes at Duke commencement ceremony | LiveNOW from FOX 

he paid a mob to assault peaceful protestors at ucla

Sounds dumb

@@Metrillano you are dumb ! Sorry

@@Metrilla to you it would be

@@common12 lmaoooo sure, wise millionaire destroys antigenocide activists. Very high intellect stuff

Babu…? Is that you..? 😅

Nothing subs for hard work! It worked for me. I'm a multi millionaire. When I was 17 and had a summer job at a meat processing plant, I worked so hard that, after I went back to school, the owner told me to come to work anytime that I wanted. Just show up and he would pay me. I did the work of three people. After I got my diploma I went work for 7 years. I decided to go back to school and my company supported me. When I came back for the summer, my supervisor told me that he noticed that things were not getting done when I was gone. I was one of 35 people doing the same work. Six years later, I was doing his job. Six years after that, I was the youngest Senior Manager in a company of 5000 employees.

@@elgastsos210 Thanks! They want work-life balance and to be the boss. Good luck with that.

@@888Longball just watched an entitled guy who was fired from Tesla who earned a batch in business and complained he had to work hourly until they gave him a promotion to 85k a year and stock options, when he was fired he was earning 120k, owned 2 Teslas, house and based on appearance a gym membership. Said he was ready to give up. I think he's working in the mall now for GNC. Tough to understand the mindset????

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We love you Jerry, Don't let Hamas take over the US!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Too bad our President can't do that.

@@rdhick07 Antisemitism and jealousy drive people out of their minds.

Taken back,not took.

@@pumasgoya You understood what he was saying. Learn your listen for the message to make yourself better and not to nitpick others in an attempt to make yourself *feel* better.

I never laugh at gen0cide.

What are you taking about there are people who do this as a career lol

He's not glad that he has us in his world.

Yep we need a pinata

Surprised Palestine did not protest him lol

@@silentmajority8365Palestine can kick rocks

@@silentmajority8365: They did.

Me too!

It’s gold, Jerry, gold!

@wendylam3768 I was there at the Commencement speech earlier and it was truly an iconic moment!!

Wasn't that a recent thing? He made a comment not so long ago about how nobody laughs at his jokes anymore because of PC culture. I gotta ask, did you watch the roast of Tom Brady. After looking closely at the show, maybe Jerry wasn't the funny one. Maybe he was carried by an excellent cast (Jason Alexander). Kind of like Roseanne isn't funny anymore. If your jokes are, "maybe I should identify as a helicopter," just isn't that funny. Maybe, and I know this may come as a shock, but maybe those jokes come off as a little conservative... people love risky jokes, not conservative jokes. Conservative jokes always seem to be the same jokes in a slightly different package.

@@shaunpiotrowski3185delusional

@@shaunpiotrowski3185 Sorry you're unable to remove that stick, have a good laugh and just enjoy life.

@@Lucinda_Jackson I can only laugh at the same joke so many times. They are just not that funny.

Babylon Bee has "Woke Jesus". it is verry funny.

I agree, but what does that have to do with Jerry Seinfeld?

@@JeremySmithBryan It’s an observation. That’s Jerry Seinfeld.

We love you Jerry, Don't let Hamas take over the US!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@@user-sp1md5xu8j This and he proves a 4 year degree doesn't always make you smarter. Jerry rules✌️

@@user-sp1md5xu8jRepublicans live in perpetual fear.

The g is for genocide

message ? What message ?

@@MrBeen992 you really listened to that whole speech and didn't get any message out of it?

Unapologetically Practical! Love Jerry!!!

@@ladykfirst He is no radical....No NeoCon is

Delightful and uplifting what ???? Genocide supporter? He has no moral value and by the way he was paid to spread zionst propaganda and apartheid agenda

@@elgastsos210 he was paid to support genocide and spread apartheid. Agenda

What’s the deal with media coverage?

It's a terrible speech to the graduates, if you actually listen to it. 'Don't follow your passions' ?

🤣

Yes! Hilarious😂

I think the press is confusing 30 students who needed to go to the bathroom with a protest.

Best comment!

Love it !😂

So sad because there are still Americans being held hostage by Hamas in Gaza!

Jews "come out" now, because now they need to stay quietly in the closet... what a disgrace for America.

This happened because Israel is killing unarmed Palestinians who are starving from having aid prevented by Israeli settlers blocking their food from coming in. There is a genocide being committed by the people Seinfeld is supporting. There’s why this happened.

Awesome to hear the students silence those giant losers!

those people are miserable, they wouldn't have enjoyed his speech anyway.

That’s cause he’s a zio-phony.

Great comedians never pass up the opportunity for a great laugh!

And this useless robe.

So let me get this straight. You're for GENOCIDE? You're okay with over 40,000 dead innocent men, women and children? WTF!

I don’t agree, the message is positive but extremely tone deaf. I wonder how he would feel if someone gave the same message, while the Holocaust was going on. Work hard, love things, and keep your humor. Btw be proud of your privilege, while there is a genocide going on

Agree with everything you said other than well-intentioned. These protestors are terrorist sympathizers, they are the very opposite of well-intentioned.

@@cinsedI know , The baby killers Hamas have been trying to commit genocide against all the innocent Jews in their homeland of Israel!

​@@cinsed You can keep saying that there is a genocide going on. The only genocide that was going on was Hamas on Israel. War is not fun and innocent people do get killed but the difference is that Israel targets the terrorists and they are targeting civilians while hiding behind their owns.

Wrong. He and his wife are Zionists. Peace is the last thing they want. Students just walked out on him, but they won’t show it on this channel. You’ve been had.

Go Duke‼️

Fox News viewers are by far the most articulate. You should write children’s books. Not for Palestinian children, of course.

That reminds me: I forgot to take my Festivus pole down!

87 years old? Congrats on getting this far!

Thanks

Those kids are just lost in their iphones. Hopefully future employers see it before they hire them.

Or maybe they're just anti genocide?

Wrong audience.

@@actuallysilentrob2570 The film majors probably laughed

I love the Frankenstein suit joke…right in my wheelhouse. However, to be technical, when Jerry called the monster “Mr. Stein” , it was not quite accurate as Frankenstein is the band of the scientist who creates the monsters.

I agree that was awesome. Sports coat lol

@@chiarnello 😂

He's an arrogant asshole!!!!! You are nuts to think he's sincere?

Jerry is a treasure and a comedy icon.

Not for everybody unfortunately.. but if you keep yourself fit it can be..

He really does look and sound 20 years younger.

“70 is the now 50” is much, much more doable when you have actor money

​@@kingknights5107 If eat organic none GMO foods 😤

​@@kingknights5107nah it's money that keeps him looking this young. Jerry doesn't do anything but make billions of dollars. Ever seen him work out? He hasn't got a clue what he is doing

Best I have seen was Conan O'Brien at Dartmouth around 2011-12.

How does the right of some people get to brutally occupy one’s land and kick them out? Never ever has been found in modern time . Shame on Jerry

@@RealityAndlife-sb8uc you mean the Jewish people living in a land that God gave them 4 thousand years ago?? And which they again cultivated and made the desert bloom while the few Arabs living there kept a cesspool? If anybody has a right to a piece of land, it is the Jews in Israel. Learn some history before talking

I agree. Wish we could have had him instead for the politicians that showed up!

the terrorist js jerry who funded a mob to assault student in ucla

😂

said the zionist with spanish name

😅

Seinfeld might look good for 70 - but he still looks old. He looks 70. Also - 11 years = 81 and there’s a huge difference between 81 and 70 years old.

He looks great for 70! As for the Biden comparison, Seinfeld is normal. It's Biden who is abnormal. Stop buying into the left's propaganda aimed at normalizing his cognitive abilities.

Trump looks great though. Wtf?

Bloomingdale's will surely be impressed by that doctorate.

@@michaelstillman1171 That or Sears and Ruebuck.

Genocide is bad...shame on you

Islam is genocide. Shame on you. But you haven’t any.

yas America and israel war manics

​@@ZaibAquil Genocide committed by Hamas is evil and shameful.

​@@madisonsue Forgot to mention the Hamas fanatics.