Jerry Seinfeld Stand-Up 

His material is absolute original gold, not only funny but also gives you a new perspective on life. And to everyone who criticize his act - not everyone needs racial jokes and f words in a comic act to get a good laugh.

I can sum this up as "So... what's the DEEEEAL with Garbage?! I mean.... COME ON!!"

I had everyone of those thoughts but never though to organize them. Great comedian!

I love how Jerry can take a universal truth and break it down into something utterly hilarious. Well done.

I know this is a comedy skit, but it is really making me reevaluate my whole life.

"Where's the wedding album" "I thought you were done with it" Laughed so hard haha!!

Love this guy. His bit on tone of voice is hilarious.

Is it me or did his comedy get better? Good for him enjoying his stand up comedy.

This is extremely clever clean comedy. Jerry is one of the best

Say what you like about ol' Jerry, but he came up with his own style and he's stuck with it.

Excellent! This reminds me of George Carlin's routines about stuff and about leftovers.

"Take your crap with you" 😂😂

This reminds me of that Carlin routine about stuff.

This is gold Jerrry, Gold!!

I'm usually of the opinion that good comedy needs not be particularly insightful as long as it's funny, but the point he makes about accumulating useless items is making me rethink my life haha

I LOVE this because honestly, it's a description of my life and that of many of my close family members! We struggle to let go of our stuff...we think we might want it/need it later. We think someone we love might want it/need it later. I know people (not naming any names here) whose closets are full, their basements are full, their attics and garages are full! They even pay rent to visit their stuff in Jerry's maligned "personal storage unit." We're "savers," "collectors," ok we're packrats and hoarders. But Jerry understands our dilemma and puts it in perspective for us! We want to become "thrower-outters." We even have loved ones who tell us "GET RID OF ALL THIS JUNK!! Who do you think will have to DEAL with all this when you DIE?! ME!!! It will be ME!!" And sooo ... I love Jerry because he puts the idea across with a little less passion, a calm and matter-of-fact demeanor, while he tells us the SAME THING! But of course HE won't have to DEAL with our junk when we die! ;-)

everytime he talks i think of barry the bee

Jerry and Larry, the kings of observational comedy.

He would have been the perfect jester in the olden days...."so what's the deal with this plague"???? (Seinfeld music)

Most heartily identify with Mr. Seinfeld on this one. I had a girlfriend who saved EVERYTHING! She had (and still has) boxes and bags of books, books, books, magazines, magazines, magazines, and newspapers, newspapers, newspapers. It was like an obstacle course just going from one room to another (in a one-bedroom apartment yet)! And yes, she also had a storage unit where she wasted thousands of dollars maintaining the rest of her stuff. We broke up a long time ago (on friendly terms). I have made it my remaining mission to reduce my own allotment of stuff. If I could, I would reduce the amount of things I own so that it all could be contained in one wheeled suitcase (besides my acoustic guitar and my insulin). The only thing that stops me from completing this mission is my own irrational and foolhardy sentimentality. My moral is "If it takes you more than five minutes (to be generous) to locate any particular item in your possession, you have TOO MUCH STUFF."

When he mentioned troll dolls I immediately remembered what they smelled like.

That was gold, Jerry, GOLD!

I've never not laughed so hard in my life.

OMG I LAUGHED VERY OUT LOUD TWICE THIS WAS GREAT!!!

"Where's the wedding album? I threw it out, I thought you were done with it." Haha!

It was great seeing jerry, love this mans sense of humor today just as much i did when i read his book.

This reminds me of Seinfeld

what a legend... good comedy is when it leaves you with something to think about.. not just useless laughing.

Love love love it!! Minimalism is awesome! couldn't stop laughing!!

I enjoyed this set. Seinfeld's common man take on entropy and the absurdity of consumerism. Most likely appreciated by someone over 40.

That's Gold!!! Jerry. That's Gold!!!

Couldn't even smile..Loyalty is why i am watching this..

whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis at PBS. Show us you care. Call in your pledge now.

I never thought I could have so little fun until I watched this. Legend

This is pretty similar to George Carlin's 'Stuff' monologue..

You slowly crapify them lol

That was sooo funny! I’m doing a 28 day clutter clearing class & someone shared this!! Perfect 👌 I laughed my ass off 🤣🤣 ready to throw out more crap 💩

Back and forth to each other 😂😂

This performance seemed like a nod to George Carlin's bit on "Stuff".

Why does this audience seem to be applauding and constantly shouting 'woooooooo, woop woop'' at his jokes, instead of laughing at them?

Some of my favorite type of comedy here.

Gotta love Jerry.Legend.

One of the most observant humorist of our lifetime.

How sad it is to see people don't understand the premise of what observational comedy is, and who is one of the founding fathers of it.

Ah! Jerry Seinfeld. Always so caustic and funny

Fantastic set from one of the greats!

This has got to be an homage to the great George Carlin. Very nicely done too

I hope Jerry Seinfeld will be Reincarnated.

The delivery of the wedding album bit...😂😂😂

That was gold Jerry, just gold.

Jerry Seinfeld's hyperbole is like no other.

Just saw Seinfeld in Sydney and the show was freakin awesome so not sure what these clowns are talking about. He's doing well for someone in his 60s.

Excellent piece on garbage, Jerry. Love it. Thanks for uploading.

As a self storage provider, I found it very funny.

My house has an over abundance of tvs because people I know keep sending their not needed tvs.lol

I love how Jerry kills the hype at the start and then gives you a 1, 2 too the face and shows you why his so damn good..

I don't like too many things, says the man who has 200+ cars.

Fabulous stand-up!! Genius!!

great cure for insomnia

I'll never understand this guy. Hasn't made me laugh once. This guy is one of the pinnacles of the entire comedic industry?

That was a nice way of calling everybody an "idiot"!

omg - i had a family member that collected those troll dolls. lol

Sounds like George Carlin's "Stuff"

As a fan of clean jokes, he was very good ! Very clever line deliveries as well.

i miss some jerry seinfeld standup. glad this was uploaded

Jerry is probably the smartest comic ever!! The greatest observational comic ever! Doesn’t get put in the goat debate enough

I've only recently started to watch some of Jerry's stand up as I felt I had to try it, seeing as he's so well respected by other Comedians. I really liked the HBO show 'Talking Funny' and with 'Comedians in Cars getting Coffee' he is in his element, but honestly I just don't find his stand-up funny. Comedy is obviously subjective, but I just find it odd that so many comedians that I love think so highly of him, yet I just don't see it. Most people on here seem to think this was a great bit, but I can't help but feel if any other comic did this people would be saying it's mediocre. There are some clever observations, but I just don't see how it's designed to make someone laugh. Maybe it's a generational thing. I almost feel wrong for not finding him funny because he's so revered. Is the respect largely based on the fact that he's a pioneer of stand-up? I understand that I'll be blasted as ignorant and 'not getting it' but I just don't think this guy can compete with the material of a Louis CK or Bill Burr. Opinions, eh?

Gotta love all the kiddies who think racism and shock jokes is the one and only type of stand up.

"The things you own end up owning you" - Some Writer-Dude of Fight Club

The only comedian that does clean jokes..and still makes people laugh

He is the best stand up act in history. I've seen Seinfeld, the entire seasons back to back over ten times. And I am born in 1990. This man is a genius.

He's actually still pretty funny :p

He never reach or do a cheap laugh! Amazing

Jerry is still funny as ever.

Jerry was in rare form tonight, good set, I enjoyed it.

500$ for 5 minutes... Ooh poor you :(

Thia audience is so used to being told to clap for Fallon that they cabt just sit back and laugh, they are conditioned to applaud 😅

Few things are more TRUE than this sketch. Aside from collectible items that we simply enjoy looking at, and the dozen or so things that we actually use, our houses are filled with garbage. It will ALL BECOME garbage sooner or later (including ourselves), and most of it already IS garbage, we just haven't accepted it yet!

Jerry cannot be copied.. He just gets it right everytime.

Can't believe all the criticism. I thought this was hilarious!

All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage... huh, he is talking about a deep philosophical idea here...

He summed up the truth really. Everything we own on this earth is pretty much just garbage, and we can't take it with us. So, the less detached you are to it the better. Prepare your soul now that you have the time!

Lol I discovered him through my mom telling me about Seinfeld the show from a long time ago and I didn't think it would be that great but it was awesome and I love it.

Genius comic.. True artist.

he looks great for 61

I love his jokes!

If I ever get $503 for talking for just under six minutes, I will consider myself successful.

Really hard to relate with a guy who has almost a billion dollars :/

STILL. FUCKIN. GOT IT. The most talented observational comic to ever do it.

This was good! So true, most of us probably have a lot of useless crap :-)

Very similar to Stuff by George Carlin

I'm getting used to his timing and his segways are a bit coarse but he's still producing very good material. He's still a legendary performer as well.

Perfect!

This was GENIUS XD

Still got it. Jerry is hilarious

one of the best comedians ever, and you can tell the deference between him and other comedians now days who always talk about juvenile sex jokes and some racial jokes and act like clowns

😂this is classic. My friend, a Seinfeld fan, just forwarded this to me, as I try to get to the getting rid of things stage in my life. Yep, even considering, oops, now considered, the storage unit. My daughter is the get rid of it mother, nope, don't need that, toss it. This is up there with George Carlin's "stuff."

Crappiefyit! LOL!