Jesus on the third day 

HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINSS🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere

Explain this atheists

I was kinda disappointed we didn’t get to hear “Even floooow, thoughts arrive like butterflies” like every other Steezus video

“Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”

When I go to heaven, I’m gonna skate with Jesus

Jesus in the bible: On this day you will enter into the kingdom of God with me my son Jesus portrayed by a bible youth group:

The combination of church and skate.

0:29 full of miracles

I love how he actually "T-poses" in like half of these Its both kind of a dark joke but also a really funny one

THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!

Steezus Christ shredded for our sins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

1:37 I'd like to imagine that he somehow landed on his skateboard using his head.

It's so weird to see someone in skate 3 do actual sick tricks instead of getting comically injured

Thou shall SHRED on the Sabbath. 🤟🤙

“The Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve.”

“For with God nothing shall be impossible.” - Luke 1:37

I mean I'm not a very religious person, but those moves are certainly miracles

If Pontius Pilate saw this…maaan things would be different

What a jam

ATHIESTS BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS ONE DROPPED

I'm surprised that Jesus could skate, but I'm also surprised that he used to hear grunge rock when he was saving people

None of my friends know Even Flow, I'm surprised I finally found somebody who does

Skatin' for our sins at a skatepark made of concrete, again

for he descended from heaven, and shredded for our sins🙏🙏🙏

Everybody gangsta until skatan appears

"Christ air" sounds like an airline...

Extraordinarily lore accurate...

even flow is my favourite song to listen to on sundays

I dont know if I should love this or hate this as a christian

There he go 🫡

Run's Invalid, he's clearly using God mode

Love how this was recommended to me on Easter of all days lmao

turning into a straight missile at terminal velocity is such a vibe.

And on the third day, he rode

Imagine traveling 2000 years back in time and trying to explain this video to Jesus

How it feels to break bread with my father in law on the sabbath

0:43 I love it when the skateboard smack is on beat

This board is my body, and these radical tricks are my soul.

I mean...the dude was a carpenter so, really, this was pretty inevitable.

This is the first time I've ever heard the instrumental of Even Flow and it is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've ever listened to

Damn, the third day always hits hard

He came back from the dead to show his rizz 🥶🥶

“On the third day, he ripped it up in the third Skate.” - Swagilations, 6:9

He is officially named Steezus

WERE GETTING TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

I love the jump cuts shortly before Jesus gets permanent braininjury.

The clouds opened up and god said… “EVEN FLOWWWWWWW”

Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here

Don’t know why people hate this guy, he seems chill as fuck 💯💯💯

he is risen

Freeeeeeeziiiinn'

In the vast multiverse, there is a world out there that Jesus is just a chill Skater-Bro that skates across the world just for fun.

“Blessed are those who shred for their sins, for they shall be forgiven” - The hidden Beatitude of Jesus

Judas was angry because he can’t pull off these moves

On the 7th day, God SHREDDED. 🤘

I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.

0:22 Not the coffin move 💀💀💀

thanks 2 the power of this vid i have gone from agnostic/non-religious 2 a full-blown christian

Jesus made the blind see, brought back the dead, arose from the ashes, and he can shred like a badass. What else can he not do.

Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.

Shredding to Pearl Jam, what a hero.

This is the least depressing and most hopeful and joy filled gospel of a video I've ever seen. Amen.

He rose again on the third day… To do a 360 Benihana

I love how at the end he just fucking torpedos to the floor

In Skesus name we shred ✊

Our lord and skater Jesus Christ

Perfect biblical reference doesn't exist...

im obsessed with this meme

my anxiety waiting for the vocals to start

he has risen

he died for your shins

I remember Skate 3… fond memories.

"this one's called the crucifix"

So touching and beautiful seeing how Jesus is shredding for our sins 😭🔥🔥

i dont know anything about skate 3, but damn that torpedo deathspin as he rockets to his death head first makes me laught.

damn we gettin out of jerusalem with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i like how the physics of this game is basically like this: when you're going up it's moon's gravity, when you're going down it's Jupiter's

easter today

I think Jesus met himself on that last one...

Where did you find such a clean instrumental cut of the song?? This is better then any version ive heard!

Was ripping an apple in half while watching this

Algorithm must like this one lol. RU-vid never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.

forgot that I had youtube muted and spotify playing gangstas paridise

And on the third day, he SHREDS🤟

Jesus turned to his disciples and said "This is NOT a TV studio! ...JOSH!"

Freezin' Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again Oh, feelin' Maybe he'll see a little better, set of days, ooh yeah Oh, hand out Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah Oh, dark grin He can't help, when he's happy he looks insane, hm yeah Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again Life again, life again... Kneelin' Looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah Oh, prayin' Now to something that has never showed him anything Oh, feelin' Understands the weather of the winter's on its way Oh, ceilings Few and far between all the legal halls of shame, hey Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again ...Ah, whispering hands, gently lead him away Him away, him away Yeah! Woo, ah yeah... fuck it up Hey man, you got a dollar? Come on, just some spare change, man, I know you got Well, God bless you, man, God bless you Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away Him away, him away... yeah! Woo, ah yeah...

He turned water into fine 😎

0:07 idk anything abu skateboarding please tell me this pose is called “the power of the cross” or something to that effect?

The separation of Church and Skate was a mistake

this goes hard

I am agnostic and i consider this a divine act of total shred.

I really appreciate all the Christ airs

1:33 "I call this one the Loo-C-fer"

Happy even flow day

im 100% sure Jesus looked down and gave a good chuckle about this

Happy Easter 🐣🐰

love how at the end he just starts becoming a torpedo

This is the type of thing that make you say "HOLY SHIT "