Jim Cornette on His Colonoscopy 

The very end of that crushed me!!! “MAGIC SPOON IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

"Magic spoon, it was all a lie" 🤣 this will be a classic Corney rant 🤣🤣

Having had two colonoscopies, the worst part is always the prep. The greatest part is the actual procedure itself. It's like getting a great night's sleep in an hour.

The lunch after the colonoscopie is the most satisfying lunch you'll ever had.

Only jim could make a 20 minute story about a colonoscopy interesting

Just sitting here on valentines day listening to an old wrestling manager talking about his colonosopy

Our neighbor is a proctologist, she said it ruined tortellini for her

Just had my first colonoscopy, now that I'm 50yo. The prep does indeed absolutely suck...as does getting older in general. Couple of polyps removed, NON-cancerous thank goodness.

Magic Spoon, it was all a lie! …that was hilarious. In fact, I laughed through most of this.

"Let's talk about my colon!" what a way to start a conversation 🤣🤣🤣

I don't mean to be voyeuristic, but Jim Cornette makes everything so entertaining, even when it involves talking about an unfortunate experience that he's had in his life. Love you so much, Jim.

As a 23 year old ima take the next 30 years to prepare for this 😂😂

I can listen to Jim cut a promo on anything. This is hilarious 😂

She was going to smother him with a Helix sleep pillow. Lmao that magic spoon part 😂🤣

"Don't treat me like Michael Jackson..." I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Should have mentioned how the clearing out process is done once you literally shit out practically crystal clear water.

I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy about 5 years ago. I had always heard the prep was terrible. I followed the doctor's instructions. While it wasn't fun, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. That anesthesia was amazing. It's like I slept for a month. The worst part for me was having to only eat white foods the day before the procedure. I had to force down a boiled egg for breakfast. 🤢

"Don't consider me as Michael Jackson, DO stop when I get enough" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tony Kahn was in there looking for bad booking ideas

Corny broke Magic Spoon kayfabe! True story: The last thing I remember as I was going under from the sedative was the sound of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" playing on the radio in the procedure room.

lol @ the Magic Spoon takedown at the end.

hearing Jim talk about clearing himself out for a colonoscopy is way more amusing than wrestling

magic spoon it was all a lie!!! lmaooo

A "morning Russo"! I love it.

To answer Brians question, the second intaking of fluid is timed so it would not interfere with your appointment time. The first intake does 95 percent of the cleaning, and the second one is basically a flushing to make sure everything is indeed gone

My dad's second time going through the camera up the bunghole, he learned enough that I had to help him move an old CRT TV into the bathroom with a VCR. Picture the shits so bad that a balancing a TV on the bathroom sink so a family member could just watch the Three Stooges an live in the bathroom for the night was the most logical option.

If you have a history of cancer within your family Doctors now recommend having the procedure at 40 (My father being a stubborn old school guy never had a colonoscopy if he had he may still be alive) had it done at 41 it’s actually not bad overall except not eating for 24hrs can be rough (Only real negative was having a bad migraine during the procedure once i was able to eat something felt ok) It’s probably one of the safest things within the hospital once you get hit with that general anesthesia it’s unreal you wake up in the future……

This is better than watching wrestling. Uncle Corny had an overhaul, bless his heart. 😂 A good Russo whether in the morning or evening is a good thing.

Honestly, the worst part about a colonoscopy is the horrible and long-lasting headache you get from being dehydrated. That's much worse than the prep.

Hoping Jim is doing okay following the passing of Jerry Jarrett 🙏 RIP ❤

8:05 tried to have an Experience, but ended up with a Drive Thru

My uncle is a proctologist. He started at the bottom and stayed there.

The prep is the worst part.They knock you out for the actual procedure.Had it done twice and the picture is wrong he wouldn't be covering his mouth he's be holding his ass cheeks together.You're drinking enough laxative that you would use in a year in one evening

If Jim ever went on tour, just To talk About colonoscopies, I'd psy To see that... Great job Jim and Brian

I’ve had 10 colonoscopies. I just turned 39. My first was 21-22. The prep is absolute HELL. The procedure is relaxing minus people digging in your butt and the fart explosions after you wake up.

Literally had my first ever Colonoscopy this week. So definitely needed this video Thanks Jim 😂😂😂

My 1st colonoscopy is coming up next month. Im definitely not looking forward to and i hope i dont chicken out

My colleague had an colonoscopy and he wanted to be awake for the procedure. He had a young man. The young doctor/nurse was jamming on music during the procedure. My colleague said he watched the camera too. I was rolling as he told the story.

The procedure was done at Jiffy Lube.

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next Friday. Thank you Jim for this

I have a colonoscopy done about two weeks ago. It was nowhere as near as complicated as Jim's was. I stopped eating on Monday. They gave me a 1-gallon jug with powder in it that I filled with water. I drank half at 6 p.m. And the other half at 6 a.m. Didn't drink anything 3 hours before the procedure. Got dressed, laid on the table. They shot anesthesia into my IV. I wasn't knocked out. I was awake and felt really good with no pain. I was able to watch the screen and was even helping them get the polyps. 😂 They got 5 polyps total out of me. No cancer. And the wife drove me home.

Someone else from work was having his colonoscopy on the same day I was. We were comparing notes on a chat where all our work colleagues could follow along. We were told that we could have Jell-O the day before. I made my own Jell-O from the old fashioned box. He got premade Jell-O from some store. I told him I would have more pride in my craps than he would.

I laughed nonstop at this. I had to have a colonoscopy done a few years ago. Four liters of that GaviLyte stuff with a lemon flavor pack. Tasted like salty lemonade. You have to drink three liters the night before in 15 minute increments and then the final liter the morning of the colonoscopy. The shitting (more like pissing out your asshole) isn’t bad, it’s just the liquid intake that is a nightmare. But that first solid shit after all is said and done is just incredible.

The farting afterwards is weird. "Im supposed to what? Fart?" I was literally in a recovery room with about 4 people, and it was just a symphony of flatulence. The preparation for a Colonoscopy is bad. The ending? The most bizarre, surreal thing I've experienced to this day.

Even when talking about Colonoscopies Jim still takes a dig at Russo

GET CHECKED PEOPLE!! BE SMART! Don't Fk around w your health. A friend of mine put his off. After month's of not feeling well, went to the Dr. Stage 3 Colon cancer! After a yr of chemo, now cancer free, thank God! My cousin, got hers done. Dr found 2 polyps. 1 came back cancerous. Further examination, spread to her lymph nodes. Had 1ft of her intestine removed.....And myself. Got mine done last month. Dr found 7 polyps w the biggest one being 35mm. Removed 6 of them, all NON Cancerous! Thank God! Have to see a specialist to have the "big one" removed, and that sent off for testing...The drink prep IS the worst part of it. BUT ask your Dr about pill-form!! A few options out there! ..AGAIN...BE SMART!!...Your health is most important, especially if you have a FAMILY! Now...GET ER DONE!

Got a blood test at my doctors 2weeks ago, wish I'd pushed for one of these now, sounds a right hoot.

Had two colonoscopies within a year because of family history, even though my health overall is great. (Vegan, eat mostly whole food, little in the way of processed). First prep did not work completely (Picco Salax and Ducolax) so had to repeat. Second time it worked but prep was the worst. Fluid was like drinking windshield washer fluid... horrible but at least it is done and all was fine. We all need to take better care of ourselves. Lost my brother at 43 to metastatic colon cancer. He did not take care of himself and ate a diet of mostly animal products. So please do not F!ck around with your health.

This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while 🤣

I have crohns disease. I'm 34. I've had 5 colonoscopies in the last 4 years with a 6th in 3 years. Actual procedure is zero problem to me. The prep, it's always the prep. Just so much to drink and your butthole burns.

Damn I'm going to need one of these pretty soon.

Biggest anime betrayals of 2023 - corny not eating magic spoon🤣🤣🤣

The cheering part killed me. 😂😂😂😂

I haven't laughed this hard from Cornette in a long time.

7:38 "no shit!" That would soon change

"Gotta make it a little sling for the boys" 🤣🤣😭😭

25 minute Colonoscopy Review. It’s 615 am here in Alberta Canada. I am crying laughing 😂😂😂😂 “I can stink the place up with impunity”

In the same week, Lawler has a stroke and Jerry Jarrett passes away... We are losing the Greats constantly. Sad

Best nap I've ever had. After I got home, I slept again. When I finally got up, I realized I hadn't pulled any of the sensors they attach to you to monitor your heart and others organs. They were stuck on me pretty hard after all that time!

Rodney Dangerfield also used Dr. Vinny!😂😂😂

This is funny as hell because my Dad just barely had his and they told him the EXACT same thing.

My morning Russo became my evening Russo. I haven't had my evening Russo. OMFG!! I'm chuckling so hard at work.

Sprite zero is just flavored water lol.... I don't personally drink any soda but I do like the unflavored sprite zero. Lol

Yep I’ll never forget the taste of Movie prep… that thick artificial lemon taste… and knowing you have more to drink…

I love the open and wholesome honesty of this 🤣

I hate to say it, but they are a neccessary evil. We found out in the middle of January that my dad has colon cancer that has made its way into his intestines. His dr tried for years to get him to have a colonoscopy, I wish he would have.

This reminds me of the first and last time i was put under. Not for a colonoscopy (we are awake for those!) but when the nurse explained to me "it will feel like ice cream going up your arm" ok and it felt very much like she said but when it got passed my shoulder to my neck it then hit me. The last thing i remember saying is "woah... this is some gooooood shi.... zzzzzzz" 🤣 Im probably not the only one passing out while saying that

I don't watch wrestling, haven't since 2002, but I love listening to Jim. You can't get content like this anywhere else.

Goodness, Jim can literally promo anything!

Jim your doctor sounds like mine . They can't find out what is wrong with my GI tract . They told me to eat more fiber and take laxatives . And it ain't helping my stomach a damn bit .

This 24 minute RU-vid clip is better Storytelling than AEW has managed to tell in years.

That Propofol, is some magical s***... I was giving mine and was told to cou, and I never got to 0. When I came to first thing I said to the nurse was younger had to give me more of the Propofol, because it's didn't work. She told me we've been finished and you have been out the whole time.. I actually woke up thinking that I never went to sleep that I was asking to take some of that home with me.

What a perfect video to be released on Valentine’s Day.

The prep is the WORST part of the colonoscopy. I got stuck with the big gallon jug of prep because my insurance wouldn’t cover the quicker less painful stuff. Smh

As a guy with spina bifida and bowel incontinence, I feel Jim’s pain. I’m either bloated or I have the runs. Everyone attacks me for not doing “it” right because they don’t understand. They think I don’t eat enough fibre. It’s really frustrating. I would be sympathetic to people who just don’t know any better, but when you have the runs, it’s hard to be sympathetic to anyone. All I want to do is slip about 4 tablets of senna and docusate sodium into someone’s drink so they can feel my pain.

You all saw the name of this video, just like I did, and you clicked on it anyway, just like I did. We all need to take a few days off to reflect on that.

I'm dreading this day, and it's coming soon. Thanks for the laughs. Jim. I'll think of this and smile about the impending invasion.

As far as I know most porthologists I meet are graduates of the Sir Mix-a-lot school of medicine

“ that magic spoon was all a lie “ 😆🤣😂

Couldn’t click on this video fast enough. With Corney’s hilarious way with words, he certainly didn’t disappoint

When I say I can listen to Jim Cornette talk about anything…boy howdy, do I mean ANYTHING!

Dude drinking the prep was the worst although I felt like about 10 lbs lighter after all of the prep was…gone.

Specialties are often chosen by doctors based on their family history of a particular medical issue

"Water is just unflavored Sprite Zero."

That drink they give u is so Damn nasty, it's like a funny tasting Gatorade.. you'll be able to 💩 through a screen door without leaving a stain Once it kicks in 🤣

Jim can even make the recounting of a colonoscopy enthralling and fun. 😁

I'm with Brian on the female doctor. I have a female RN who is the best medical professional I've ever had.

Jim it’s your turn to share with the class

The last time I had a colonoscopy, I had to buy a clear liquid concoction to get clean. What I didn't drink made for a good toilet cleaner.

Not only was this educational (I still have a decade plus before I need to get one so I would never have looked for this information), it was hilariously entertaining. Hats off to Jim and Brian for this one!

I hit the play button on this one in record time.

The colonoscopy wasn’t so bad but the endoscopy…oh boy! Not sure I wanted to experience an average Tuesday for Asa Akira again

The Magis Spoon thing was great It was all a lie!!!!

Ive been there. Jim is on point with EVERYTHING he is saying. HORRIBLE.

I'm drinking a can of Sprite Zero as I listen to this. In all seriousness, I hope Jim is doing well.

Never thought I'd see the day where Id enjoy an old man talking about his ass more than an episode of professional wrestling.

Renaming the morning Russo to the evening Russo broke me.

Been having them done for the last 30 years ( ive had about 15 of them, once every 2 years) the procedure is NOTHING the prep is shitty lol. Jim is referring to Miralax and probably dulcolax tabs. Thats the standard duo for these, loosen you up and draw water into the tubes to flush em. Propofol the 'milk of amnesia ' its amazing.

Why am I more interested in this than how I feel about him WATCHING AEW

Nothing says "Lovin" like a six foot garden hose in the oven! But all kidding aside, it sure is nice when they give you photos of a clean colon and you are Cancer free. 😉👍