Jim Cornette's EPIC Burial of Tim Horner 

Cornette always comes outta nowhere with the memorable lines “He couldn’t book lassie in a pet store” 😂

I’ve been listening to this 2-3 times a year for the past 5+ years. It’s an annual tradition at this point

Whoever sent the question that ignited this rant, thank u

I never expected that burial of a guy that no one gives a shit about will turn out to be one of the best Cornette's rants of all time.

“His feelings are hurt because everyone else got a fax machine and he didn’t” 😂😂😂😂

You know it’s going to be a hell of a rant when Jim starts like Brian you have known me for so many years 😂

I'm from Mumbai, India and my knowledge of the geography of southern states in the US, thanks to Mr. Cornette, was of great use during my frequent visits to your beautiful country from 2005-2020.

I've lost count on the number of times I've heard this, I still haven't gotten tired of it.

"he couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop" I'M DYING

"You're listening to W-Fuck You in Morristown". I'd love to listen to that station.

I love that Cornette still admits Horner was a decent worker 😂

i return to this gem just about every quarter of every year 😂

"HORNER KEPT THE FAX MACHINE!" I'm dying.

God i love this story, and i have no idea who tim horner is

Just imagining a confused Tim horner pressing buttons in a furious way trying to get his fax machine to work

I can listen to long form Jim Cornette stories all day.

24:50-25:22 gets me everytime 🤣

When someone is having a bad day, Just listen to Cornette on two subjects. Tim Horner and or Vince “Shit Stain” Russo. These never get old...

"And if you're smart, Mr. Horner, you'll stay in the corner. Roll 'em." -- Bobby Heenan (RIP)

“She can sell our sponsorships, shes the sales girl at WFUCKU in Morristown”

This is like a monthly listen to me. Never gets old.

Fun fact: that baby Tim's wife was holding grew up to be Santino Marella 😂

The man said Tim Horner "couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tim is living in that truck

Jim got Tim the most over he has ever been by roasting him.

Love him or hate him, Jim is a wrestling genius.

Jim's problem is he's just too reserved. I never know what he really thinks.

i'm surprised the "...loyalty since Korea" line hasn't been made a shirt yet.

He telling the story and became angry all over again and cussed Tim out at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've listened to this twice this week and I've heard it 100 times before. Never fails to make me laugh. I love the part about how Horner couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop 🐕

I still listen to this regularly

"I have one followup question..." BEST LINE EVER!

Hearing Corny call Tim a very creative name, reminded me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase goes off and calls his boss a very creative name. 🤣🤣

I wish there was video of Rick Rubin watching that Shameless disaster 😂

“He couldn’t book lassie in a pet shop”. 🤣🤣🤣

Tim Horner was on the first pro wrestling card I ever attended as a kid in 1984. He and Brad Armstrong were an exciting young up-and-coming tag team in World Championship Wrestling and I loved their tag style. Sad to hear that years later he would become such a detrimental force in professional wrestling...😂😂😂

"Ive got a top baby face (supposedly) in a Tennessee territory & his wife won't let him bleed" " I'm f'n cutting my head!" lmao that's so funny

"Hey Alexa, play W-F*CKU in Morristown Radio" LOL

21:52 - I look at Tim's pic while hearing Jim saying "What?", and I imagine Tim already crying while saying that word LOL

I have no clue who Tim Horner is and still found this so interesting and entertaining. Just goes to show you how great a storyteller Jim Cornette is.

I completely believe that Corny is non-confrontational until he’s really pushed to it. The promos he cuts on people have to be the result of storing up a lot of stuff.

Fifty one dislikes? Horner has that many relatives?

"his balls are so small, if you took em and you rolled them both through a drinking straw it would look like you were rolling 2 kernels of corn through a storm drain" HAHAHA I love some Cornette.

"I have one follow up question " LOL

This is Jim at his best..the Don Rickles of wrestling

I grew up watching this man.... One of my favorite wrestling managers. Possibly the greatest historian/storyteller I've heard in the Business! Just a supreme mastery of the nuance/minutiae & overall landscape of pro wrestling........ Incredible!

Im currently watching SMW from start to finish and can confirm that Tim Horner is the drizzlin shits.

“Just enough money to piss people off” 😂😂

Just listened again for about the 15th time. Laughed hard again!!!!😂

I get the impression Jim doesn’t like Tim Horner...

Tim Horner is Joe Exotic if he had went onto the wrestling business.

I used to be a huge wrestling fan back in the 80s through the 90s. I was a fan of Jim Cornette then but I'm even a bigger fan now due to these types of podcasts. The wrestling knowledge that Jim has is awesome and so damn entertaining. It is this type of product that the internet was meant to display.

“How much time we got?…” “Oh, 20 minutes…” Be ready for at least an hour. Lol thanks Jim!

This is why I love Jim Cornette.

I never heard of Tim Horner. Hilarious story.

You have to listen to this multiple times to catch everything lol

This is the best video ever uploaded to RU-vid. I've probably listened to it 15 times or more and ill never get tired of it

If you want to see the episode of Tim Horner come out there with the sick child with the belt it's SMW Episode 50. It's on RU-vid.

LOL! For the story on Tim Horner, all you need to do is watch here: 24:50

I have listened to this rant like 10 times and it’s still funny to me. Jim Cornette is top notch in my book.

“...and we went through THREE ENGINES...”

"He stole the truck..." I lost it

Yeah Jim but how do you really feel about Tim Horner?

I love listening to Jim Cornette, the guy knows the business and every major start past and present.

I'd love to spend an evening with Cornette, getting drunk and listening to him rant, the man is hilarious!!!

I just want to yell Hallelujah because this man is preaching!

24:53 😂

Seriously this is great for falling asleep, not because it's boring but because Jim's story telling is exceptional and his hatred is pure.

I've listened to this like a thousand times

"Majordomo" isn't used nearly enough these days.

“Ol’ Buzzy” gets me every time 😂😂

i dont think ill ever get tired of listing to jim cornette

Laugh out loud hysterical! Jim you got me ROLLIN!! Tim Horner is in Jim's Top 10 of Worthless pieces of $hit in pro wrestling history...that is EPIC!!

A 28 minute rant from Cornette, but that's like 5 minutes in human terms.

Went back and watched SMW from 92. From lame promos to coming off as so whiny when he stole the SMW Title to his attempt to be a singer, Tim Horner was the worst babyface in the industry at the time. It takes a talent (in a bad way) to be a babyface in a southern territory and be greeted with silence from crowds who would cheer for almost any babyface. The angle with the special needs child was even worse than Jim described as Horner came off like a crybaby and it felt exploitative of the kid. Its a miracle Bob Armstrong was as over as he was and the fans didn’t buy into Horner because the angle could have buried Bob. This should have won the tasteless angle award in the Wrestling Observer that year.

I will never get bored of this story.

This is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard.

Rand-McNally is nice. Most people will go "Get in the 21st century Jim, Google Maps will show you where you need to go and where you are now, Siri is much better!". True, but Rand-McNally doesn't require batteries. My Galaxy pad does so much more but when the battery goes to 0 it's just a paper-weight.

“This is all building.” This has become a go-to line for me

My sides hurt from all that laughing, Jim Cornette knows how to tell a great wrestling story!

Wait... Horner stole the ring truck and kept the fax machine?!?!!?!?!??!

I could listen to this guy all day long!!! I am sitting at work rolling while listening to this guy!

2 kernels of corn in a storm drain.........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

shot out to Knoxville where we figured out it was a work a year ago

"He couldn't book Lassie in a fuckin' pet shop" 😂😂😂

I come to this at least once a month when I need to laugh.🤣

Everyone has had a Tim Horner in their lives🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

This has got to be my favorite story I've ever heard. I've never laughed so many times during a clip. Good stuff.

You STOLE my $400 fax machine 😂

I used to love listening to WFUCKYOU in Morristown.

It seems obvious to me that Tim told his wife and others that he was a big shot and a co-owner so he felt like he had to act that way. It was like he was playing chicken. How long could he act like a big shot and co-owner before Jim shitcanned him? Then Jim fired him and he BS'ed that he really was a part owner.

I never get tired of this story.

lol, yup 24:53

"Why the fuck is Tim Horner singing?" makes me laugh every time

I haven’t seen such loyalty since Korea 😂

"I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH LOYALTY SINCE KOREA!" LOL

I used to run a small promotion in Knoxville and Alcoa and Tim Horner came to one of my shows and tried to get me to pay him $500 to do a match. I’m like Hell No! This was after Smoky Mtn. Wrestling was gone.

I swear I’ve heard this before. But I listened again. And probably will again and again lol

I don't even know who TF Tim Horner is and this still cracked me up

Cornette's stories are the best part of my day.