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Jim Cornette's EPIC Burial of Tim Horner 

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@sutterkane5716
@sutterkane5716 2 года назад
Cornette always comes outta nowhere with the memorable lines “He couldn’t book lassie in a pet store” 😂
@chrisingram8233
@chrisingram8233 Год назад
"I think the universe sold moxley short. When they were handing out brains he thought they said trains and said I'll take the last one"
@stocktoncalifornia4136
@stocktoncalifornia4136 6 месяцев назад
“He couldn’t draw money with a green crayon..”
@AnneHathawayRules
@AnneHathawayRules 3 месяца назад
"I HAVENT SEEN SUCH LOYALTY SINCE KOREA!!!"
@83reggieT
@83reggieT 20 дней назад
Funny Horners a local politician now in Morristown now kinda fits.
@KingJaymo2k11
@KingJaymo2k11 4 года назад
Whoever sent the question that ignited this rant, thank u
@vincentmeyer518
@vincentmeyer518 Месяц назад
Press the red button...
@Ivan_against_Cuisine
@Ivan_against_Cuisine 5 лет назад
I never expected that burial of a guy that no one gives a shit about will turn out to be one of the best Cornette's rants of all time.
@jasonvoorhees6416
@jasonvoorhees6416 2 года назад
Lol probably my 4th time playing in in 3 years . So good /funny asf
@woozycoot
@woozycoot Год назад
To be fair he did have the greatest worst promo. “Mr warn. Warn. Wandorf.”
@acgarner9464
@acgarner9464 Год назад
Cornette hated WWF but then started working with them & talent swapping with them
@SpiralPoliFemboy
@SpiralPoliFemboy Год назад
​@@woozycoot That's actually Ken Patera and he said "Wonder Da Warmdorf"
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic Год назад
"No one wanted his foam lightning bolts" still gets me, lmao. Thrice a year at least, I listen to this.
@Netsolace-tech
@Netsolace-tech 4 года назад
You know it’s going to be a hell of a rant when Jim starts like Brian you have known me for so many years 😂
@rm2124
@rm2124 2 года назад
Its like when your drunk friend starts talking about how much you mean to them you know its gonna be a long rant
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 4 месяца назад
I’ve been listening to this 2-3 times a year for the past 5+ years. It’s an annual tradition at this point
@thatpart
@thatpart 2 месяца назад
Same here!
@frank-bmtz
@frank-bmtz Месяц назад
I’m on the ship with you, but my personal tradition of corny clips takes me back to his 45 tirade on Shit Stain Russo.
@LegacyandFierce
@LegacyandFierce 2 года назад
“His feelings are hurt because everyone else got a fax machine and he didn’t” 😂😂😂😂
@AnneHathawayRules
@AnneHathawayRules 3 месяца назад
That MF soaked SMW for every dollar he could 😂
@BuJammy
@BuJammy Месяц назад
Horner says the same about Cornette.
@rosybuddy28
@rosybuddy28 3 года назад
I'm from Mumbai, India and my knowledge of the geography of southern states in the US, thanks to Mr. Cornette, was of great use during my frequent visits to your beautiful country from 2005-2020.
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 3 года назад
That's pretty cool
@johnathanrush4666
@johnathanrush4666 3 года назад
Lmao this is awesome
@wolflover789
@wolflover789 2 года назад
That's very kind of you to say Balaji. I do chuckle that you wrote about our beautiful country on a video where Jim lays into Tim horner, calling him every name in the book. Lol
@Deadpool_64
@Deadpool_64 2 года назад
That’s great!
@PunkMartyr
@PunkMartyr 2 года назад
Borat movies taught me about eastern europe
@bluhmer1990
@bluhmer1990 5 лет назад
I've lost count on the number of times I've heard this, I still haven't gotten tired of it.
@CarlosSuarezBlkWolf
@CarlosSuarezBlkWolf 4 года назад
Same here!!!
@fins2334
@fins2334 4 года назад
bluhmer1990 this makes about the 10th time for me. Never gets old
@shawnbaker3245
@shawnbaker3245 4 года назад
Same
@noveaubleu8716
@noveaubleu8716 4 года назад
bluhmer1990 I just said the same thing 😂
@charleswilliams4475
@charleswilliams4475 4 года назад
Ditto here lol
@chrisz31974
@chrisz31974 7 лет назад
"he couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop" I'M DYING
@jww112093
@jww112093 7 лет назад
That's classic.
@IsaacBeImont
@IsaacBeImont 7 лет назад
chris zaucha Same reaction here. Laughed all day.
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic 6 лет назад
I say this one all the time! Never gets old. Cornette is gold.
@JackBarrett7
@JackBarrett7 6 лет назад
mharris1270 I have never heard a straight man (or even gay or straight woman) use the word 'moxie'. Is it a word that's taught in gay bathhouses? Where were you first taught it?
@JackBarrett7
@JackBarrett7 6 лет назад
mharris1270 You can't even spell or punctuate. You were literally never a professor. Any Eisenhower babies would be 70+ years old. You're either a middle aged idiot, or a millennial whose also an idiot. Either way, its established you only want to play, that's why you won't send your address. Because you're just a wittle guy whose scared of meeting a real man. Send me your address, so stfu. I haven't the time nor the inclination to play with you.
@DR-hy6zw
@DR-hy6zw 3 года назад
I love that Cornette still admits Horner was a decent worker 😂
@scotthayes5619
@scotthayes5619 2 года назад
A decent worker and looked great in a suit... LOL
@slimmacc4825
@slimmacc4825 2 года назад
@@scotthayes5619 lmao
@JackTheripper911
@JackTheripper911 2 года назад
Hey it just shows he's honest. Regardless how much he hates Horner, he can be honest about his work
@ghostface216
@ghostface216 2 года назад
"it's better than one of his promos!"
@bradw3153
@bradw3153 2 месяца назад
He don't embellish or sell short when it comes to in ring ability
@fornogoodreason551
@fornogoodreason551 5 лет назад
God i love this story, and i have no idea who tim horner is
@nicholasfarrell8403
@nicholasfarrell8403 3 года назад
Be glad you don’t know who he is
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 3 года назад
Consider Yourself VERY Lucky
@JulianPerez-zv6os
@JulianPerez-zv6os 3 года назад
He's actually not a bad wrestler. But it seems he was not a good person.
@mcomiskey7
@mcomiskey7 3 года назад
Coffee guy, Canadian Star Bucks.
@Matt-7819
@Matt-7819 3 года назад
His tag team with Brad Armstrong was pretty decent.
@mcole442
@mcole442 3 года назад
The man said Tim Horner "couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidpascoe6161
@davidpascoe6161 7 лет назад
"You're listening to W-Fuck You in Morristown". I'd love to listen to that station.
@chitownace777
@chitownace777 7 лет назад
WCRK Lol
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic 6 лет назад
"HORNER KEPT THE FAX MACHINE!" I'm dying.
@cøle1312
@cøle1312 6 лет назад
mharris1270 What's up with you and shoving things up Horner's ass??
@MachonyLeeoun
@MachonyLeeoun 6 лет назад
mharris1270 You tried but no lulz happened
@richardcclark3696
@richardcclark3696 5 лет назад
Lol.....
@scotcarr3390
@scotcarr3390 5 лет назад
If Horner reads this (probably not, if he's the inbred hick Corney says he is...🙃), it's not too late to return it, you $#!+heels!
@tempestfennac9687
@tempestfennac9687 5 лет назад
@mharris1270 I don't know if you've ever heard of The Thick of It but this clip will probably appeal to you: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VReU7EgfPLc.html .
@neils8767
@neils8767 6 лет назад
Just imagining a confused Tim horner pressing buttons in a furious way trying to get his fax machine to work
@marcuswalker6764
@marcuswalker6764 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@WatchHawk
@WatchHawk 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@agentofchaos1497
@agentofchaos1497 4 года назад
I'll bet that fax machine didn't get used ONCE for any form of SMW business. He probably only used it for fun to fax pictures of his ass and/or junk to Pam at the bank.
@cishansen4162
@cishansen4162 3 года назад
Curse you sir. Now i have that image in my head 😂
@bobzuruncle8424
@bobzuruncle8424 3 года назад
“..dang it!” -Tim Horner trying to decipher a fax machine.
@jonalbertson10270
@jonalbertson10270 4 года назад
When someone is having a bad day, Just listen to Cornette on two subjects. Tim Horner and or Vince “Shit Stain” Russo. These never get old...
@emilysanders4807
@emilysanders4807 3 года назад
Or now AEW
@wademorgan8464
@wademorgan8464 3 года назад
Or food
@hovmad8702
@hovmad8702 3 года назад
Or Dave Meltzer
@hgonz14
@hgonz14 3 года назад
Or Kevin Dunn, his Kevin Dunn impression is freaking hilarious
@johnathanrush4666
@johnathanrush4666 3 года назад
@@hgonz14 "I don't know why you think we're a wrestling show...just because we have wrestlers...in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots...in a wrestling ring" lmao
@LMLR187
@LMLR187 5 лет назад
i'm surprised the "...loyalty since Korea" line hasn't been made a shirt yet.
@Cachundo73
@Cachundo73 4 года назад
It's a quote by Jim Herd, so I don't think Cornette wants to pay him a cent.
@LMLR187
@LMLR187 4 года назад
@@Cachundo73 Herd ain't smart enough to claim trademark. Corny has reiterated the quote to the point of 9/10ths ownership.
@GangstaSparkleFairy
@GangstaSparkleFairy 4 года назад
That is fucking classic, amongst other classics it still rises above.
@kevin339
@kevin339 7 лет назад
“She can sell our sponsorships, shes the sales girl at WFUCKU in Morristown”
@johnnyblack3676
@johnnyblack3676 6 лет назад
Kevin Manz lmfao
@nicholasfarrell8403
@nicholasfarrell8403 5 лет назад
Is that an am or fm station?
@IanGorton
@IanGorton 4 года назад
@mharris1270 Shortwave
@mikewiley7529
@mikewiley7529 Год назад
I wish there was video of Rick Rubin watching that Shameless disaster 😂
@codychapman7342
@codychapman7342 6 месяцев назад
"Why the fuck is Tim Horner on my television?"
@donkiddick966
@donkiddick966 4 года назад
Fun fact: that baby Tim's wife was holding grew up to be Santino Marella 😂
@buckyhate7695
@buckyhate7695 4 года назад
BAAAHAHAHAHA
@charliekk3377
@charliekk3377 4 года назад
Underrated comment
@hansfranco2065
@hansfranco2065 2 года назад
I think is sonny
@DIGITALxDWNLD
@DIGITALxDWNLD 5 месяцев назад
i return to this gem just about every quarter of every year 😂
@jonrosado1035
@jonrosado1035 7 лет назад
I can listen to long form Jim Cornette stories all day.
@mauricebates685
@mauricebates685 7 лет назад
Jon Rosado amen bro
@junelima363
@junelima363 7 лет назад
Maurice Bates so can I the man a genius
@mauricebates685
@mauricebates685 7 лет назад
Vincent Ceaser yes sir
@getgoing581
@getgoing581 7 лет назад
Jon Rosado I do lmao
@DarksaberForce
@DarksaberForce 7 лет назад
Every time there's a long Corny story, I get a snack, pop open a cold Sprite, and just sit back. Highlite of my day.
@southcarolinagrizfan1594
@southcarolinagrizfan1594 4 года назад
This is like a monthly listen to me. Never gets old.
@djdarq6311
@djdarq6311 2 года назад
Twice a week
@colourfaze86
@colourfaze86 Год назад
Same here! This and his original shoot on the Montreal Screw job are the best.
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic Год назад
"He was pissed no one wanted to buy his foam lightning bolts" lmao.
@lockstepgone1223
@lockstepgone1223 3 года назад
I've listened to this twice this week and I've heard it 100 times before. Never fails to make me laugh. I love the part about how Horner couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop 🐕
@jacksizzle8937
@jacksizzle8937 2 года назад
Lick step I like the part where I porked your wife
@kennethfraire8152
@kennethfraire8152 3 года назад
“He couldn’t book lassie in a pet shop”. 🤣🤣🤣
@kennethfraire8152
@kennethfraire8152 3 года назад
Hearing Corny call Tim a very creative name, reminded me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase goes off and calls his boss a very creative name. 🤣🤣
@lockstepgone1223
@lockstepgone1223 4 года назад
"Ive got a top baby face (supposedly) in a Tennessee territory & his wife won't let him bleed" " I'm f'n cutting my head!" lmao that's so funny
@gordonirvine726
@gordonirvine726 3 года назад
😂🤣🤣😂
@ruleoftwo6550
@ruleoftwo6550 7 лет назад
"I have one followup question..." BEST LINE EVER!
@erikpoe5970
@erikpoe5970 6 лет назад
Darial Clewis I literally CRY laughing whenever i hear this
@BigAce3000
@BigAce3000 6 лет назад
You really DO? lmao funny as hell
@lancemaltby895
@lancemaltby895 4 года назад
I was sure the question was going to be, "How do you really feel, Jim?"
@tobiasfarragut292
@tobiasfarragut292 4 года назад
But it was the right follow up b/c i wanted to hear about him meeting or finding out who the ‘$ 40,000 mystery Money man’ was...
@gordonirvine726
@gordonirvine726 3 года назад
(Corpsing)
@wrestlingstuffv2
@wrestlingstuffv2 4 года назад
21:52 - I look at Tim's pic while hearing Jim saying "What?", and I imagine Tim already crying while saying that word LOL
@AS-uy9gn
@AS-uy9gn 6 лет назад
I used to be a huge wrestling fan back in the 80s through the 90s. I was a fan of Jim Cornette then but I'm even a bigger fan now due to these types of podcasts. The wrestling knowledge that Jim has is awesome and so damn entertaining. It is this type of product that the internet was meant to display.
@justinsanto2458
@justinsanto2458 6 лет назад
Tim is living in that truck
@miaouew
@miaouew 4 года назад
LOL
@HA-409
@HA-409 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@gregstephens4028
@gregstephens4028 7 лет назад
"his balls are so small, if you took em and you rolled them both through a drinking straw it would look like you were rolling 2 kernels of corn through a storm drain" HAHAHA I love some Cornette.
@EVGriffinJr
@EVGriffinJr 7 лет назад
Greg Stephens Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@madddoggnogood1491
@madddoggnogood1491 6 лет назад
Greg Stephens how does he come up with this shit
@robertjackson1987
@robertjackson1987 5 лет назад
@@madddoggnogood1491 That's one of his Go-To insults lol.
@Matt-7819
@Matt-7819 5 лет назад
@@robertjackson1987 Yes he also said that about Ed Ferrara
@faithfamilyandcountry7452
@faithfamilyandcountry7452 5 лет назад
He uses that a lot especially on Russo he’s also made that joke using someone’s brains.
@justinpierce2374
@justinpierce2374 7 лет назад
You have to listen to this multiple times to catch everything lol
@HoustonIsImmortal
@HoustonIsImmortal 5 лет назад
Tim Horner was on the first pro wrestling card I ever attended as a kid in 1984. He and Brad Armstrong were an exciting young up-and-coming tag team in World Championship Wrestling and I loved their tag style. Sad to hear that years later he would become such a detrimental force in professional wrestling...😂😂😂
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 2 года назад
It Saddens Me that Brad is No Longer with Us, & This Chicken Plucker (Horner) STILL Walks the Earth!
@Dust___________________
@Dust___________________ 7 лет назад
"I have one follow up question " LOL
@nestorvelasquez9633
@nestorvelasquez9633 4 года назад
"YOU REALLY DO?!?"
@BrittneyStarling
@BrittneyStarling Год назад
I still listen to this regularly
@BabyCee713
@BabyCee713 4 месяца назад
Me too
@RMDole19
@RMDole19 3 месяца назад
The way he goes off at 24:50 is fucking gold lol.
@MarvelousErV
@MarvelousErV Год назад
I grew up watching this man.... One of my favorite wrestling managers. Possibly the greatest historian/storyteller I've heard in the Business! Just a supreme mastery of the nuance/minutiae & overall landscape of pro wrestling........ Incredible!
@cherrydonner5298
@cherrydonner5298 7 месяцев назад
He telling the story and became angry all over again and cussed Tim out at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jonransom1242
@jonransom1242 3 года назад
24:50-25:22 gets me everytime 🤣
@jamesteegardner2273
@jamesteegardner2273 Год назад
The thought of Jim just stewing in anger thinking about his $400 dollar fax machine just collecting dust at Tim Horner's house is hysterical! By the way, that $400 dollars that Jim spent in the early 90's on Horner's unnecessary fax machine is equivalent to over $850 dollars in today's money! So I can totally understand why Jim is so pissed off about it.
@jamesvalentine1587
@jamesvalentine1587 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 White Lighting is a thief!
@hughjass5156
@hughjass5156 6 лет назад
Im currently watching SMW from start to finish and can confirm that Tim Horner is the drizzlin shits.
@thatpart
@thatpart 5 лет назад
Me too, 8n sync with BTT Podcast.
@madamefeast4824
@madamefeast4824 4 года назад
Oh of course. Lol. Absolutely pointless lol
@octagonseventynine1253
@octagonseventynine1253 3 года назад
When he’s trying to sell his plastic lightning bolt gimmicks to kids in his promos it’s like a dollar store hulk Hogan
@jacobwalker3839
@jacobwalker3839 3 года назад
Where do you watch them ?
@octagonseventynine1253
@octagonseventynine1253 3 года назад
@@jacobwalker3839 they’re all right here on RU-vid. Unless wwe took it down
@boringbill88
@boringbill88 5 лет назад
"He stole the truck..." I lost it
@detangojet
@detangojet Год назад
Just listened again for about the 15th time. Laughed hard again!!!!😂
@davidworks1036
@davidworks1036 3 года назад
I have no clue who Tim Horner is and still found this so interesting and entertaining. Just goes to show you how great a storyteller Jim Cornette is.
@erocrush
@erocrush 2 года назад
Jim's problem is he's just too reserved. I never know what he really thinks.
@emilysanders1978
@emilysanders1978 2 года назад
I Know Right!!. LMBO!!!!!
@fatalsniper3413
@fatalsniper3413 2 года назад
Let him put his sledgehammer on yo head then you’ll know what he thinks.
@jacksizzle8937
@jacksizzle8937 2 года назад
Melvin hey chicken dick he's the most outspoken person ever, get a damn clue
@JDnFL
@JDnFL 2 года назад
😅😂🤣
@ericmiller8596
@ericmiller8596 2 года назад
It's part of his conservative christianity
@northbykenwest
@northbykenwest 3 года назад
"Hey Alexa, play W-F*CKU in Morristown Radio" LOL
@e2go
@e2go 3 года назад
“Just enough money to piss people off” 😂😂
@justinsanto2458
@justinsanto2458 11 месяцев назад
So I said,...TIM...
@randytrevor3807
@randytrevor3807 Год назад
I don't even know who TF Tim Horner is and this still cracked me up
@Connor-ki8zv
@Connor-ki8zv Год назад
He was an underneath guy that worked in WCW and the WWF but Horner sued Vince for whatever reason. He was friends with the Armstrong family cause he was partners with Brad named the Lightning Express I think.
@caseboogie806
@caseboogie806 5 лет назад
I have listened to this rant like 10 times and it’s still funny to me. Jim Cornette is top notch in my book.
@kennethfraire8152
@kennethfraire8152 3 года назад
“How much time we got?…” “Oh, 20 minutes…” Be ready for at least an hour. Lol thanks Jim!
@shyjames83
@shyjames83 6 лет назад
I get the impression Jim doesn’t like Tim Horner...
@josephdelledonne2098
@josephdelledonne2098 4 года назад
Jim needs to stop holding back, tell us how you really fell Jim.
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 3 года назад
"YA THINK?!?" - Hannah Stewart/Montana (Miley Cyrus)
@davemustaine6694
@davemustaine6694 3 года назад
he hates tim more than vice Russo
@jackbarnes9728
@jackbarnes9728 3 года назад
Are you sure? I think Cornette is still on the fence about him.
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 2 года назад
@@jackbarnes9728 The only thing Corny is on the fence about are Mustangs. Or is that the only thing on Corny’s fence? One of those two….
@24magiccarrot
@24magiccarrot 5 лет назад
A 28 minute rant from Cornette, but that's like 5 minutes in human terms.
@daleandrews6021
@daleandrews6021 5 лет назад
This is Jim at his best..the Don Rickles of wrestling
@bigdrew565
@bigdrew565 Год назад
Rickles insulted you if he liked you. This is just pure hate.
@MasterWitchDoctor
@MasterWitchDoctor 7 лет назад
I love listening to Jim Cornette, the guy knows the business and every major start past and present.
@herzkine
@herzkine Год назад
He's like the best Netherlands tulip stock trader after the collapse....good old times :D
@TRoller927
@TRoller927 4 года назад
Tim Horner is Joe Exotic if he had went onto the wrestling business.
@msm1876
@msm1876 3 года назад
This comment needs to have 100X more likes!
@robmoore6958
@robmoore6958 3 года назад
Joe Exotic actually WAS in the wrestling business for a short time. Joe’s website broadcast the monthly shows of NWA Texoma in Sherman, Texas in the mid-2010’s. I was a play-by-play commentator working alongside Joe, including the night Tim Storm won the NWA World Title. I never had a problem with Joe. His knowledge of wrestling was limited, but I was able to work around that and keep him involved.
@msm1876
@msm1876 3 года назад
@@robmoore6958 why am I not remotely surprised?
@WarGhoulKharas
@WarGhoulKharas 3 года назад
@@robmoore6958 Well, damn if that wasn't interesting.
@OmegaRedFan
@OmegaRedFan 3 года назад
I have literally never seen Tim Horner
@thedude4672
@thedude4672 7 лет назад
This is why I love Jim Cornette.
@85futureshock
@85futureshock 3 года назад
Went back and watched SMW from 92. From lame promos to coming off as so whiny when he stole the SMW Title to his attempt to be a singer, Tim Horner was the worst babyface in the industry at the time. It takes a talent (in a bad way) to be a babyface in a southern territory and be greeted with silence from crowds who would cheer for almost any babyface. The angle with the special needs child was even worse than Jim described as Horner came off like a crybaby and it felt exploitative of the kid. Its a miracle Bob Armstrong was as over as he was and the fans didn’t buy into Horner because the angle could have buried Bob. This should have won the tasteless angle award in the Wrestling Observer that year.
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 Год назад
That's some nice revisionist history there. Cornette had legit reasons to hate him but Horner was good in the ring and he was over.
@Connor-ki8zv
@Connor-ki8zv Год назад
​@@egomaniac247yeah over like a bunch of crickets.
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 Год назад
@@Connor-ki8zv turn you speaker on then. The fans in SMW liked him. Just b/c he mighta been a dbag behind the scenes doesn't mean he couldn't work or that fans didn't like him
@guyyoung4388
@guyyoung4388 3 года назад
I've listened to this like a thousand times
@nathanm8792
@nathanm8792 5 лет назад
i dont think ill ever get tired of listing to jim cornette
@KAD10895
@KAD10895 4 года назад
Seriously this is great for falling asleep, not because it's boring but because Jim's story telling is exceptional and his hatred is pure.
@williewinston1498
@williewinston1498 2 месяца назад
Man I ALWAYS listen to this to fall asleep
@richk1306
@richk1306 4 года назад
You STOLE my $400 fax machine 😂
@GodlessScummer
@GodlessScummer 7 лет назад
Yeah Jim but how do you really feel about Tim Horner?
@jonbaird8835
@jonbaird8835 6 лет назад
It doesn't MATTER how id makes you feel!!!!!!!!!!
@harryzimmerman7991
@harryzimmerman7991 6 лет назад
Box of fluffy fuckin ducks!
@ChristopherMorningstar-t5u
@ChristopherMorningstar-t5u 6 лет назад
mharris1270 😂😂😂😂 that I feel about sums it up
@IImitateVince
@IImitateVince 6 лет назад
mharris1270 you sure seem to have one specific thing on your mind. 👌
@josephcostello695
@josephcostello695 4 года назад
Godless Scummer the same way he feels about President Trump
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 7 лет назад
It seems obvious to me that Tim told his wife and others that he was a big shot and a co-owner so he felt like he had to act that way. It was like he was playing chicken. How long could he act like a big shot and co-owner before Jim shitcanned him? Then Jim fired him and he BS'ed that he really was a part owner.
@BloodBoughtMinistries1
@BloodBoughtMinistries1 3 года назад
Bsin is working for Biden and pelosi
@hovmad8702
@hovmad8702 3 года назад
I love how after he got fired he said it didnt bother him cuzz he sold his half of SMW and he made a decent profit from it...LMAO...what a joke
@NOWONMAI73
@NOWONMAI73 7 лет назад
"Majordomo" isn't used nearly enough these days.
@rudylugo2157
@rudylugo2157 4 года назад
Back when it was another term for America's vice president, now it's dropped in favor of....vice president
@dallascat1983
@dallascat1983 7 лет назад
I never heard of Tim Horner. Hilarious story.
@j.3o21
@j.3o21 5 лет назад
Me either, but I don't like him now lol
@RevolutionRicky
@RevolutionRicky 4 года назад
Trust me ur not missing much
@rageangerman1432
@rageangerman1432 4 года назад
He was a jobber back in the day.
@FerretJohn
@FerretJohn 5 лет назад
Rand-McNally is nice. Most people will go "Get in the 21st century Jim, Google Maps will show you where you need to go and where you are now, Siri is much better!". True, but Rand-McNally doesn't require batteries. My Galaxy pad does so much more but when the battery goes to 0 it's just a paper-weight.
@DefLeppardVanHalen
@DefLeppardVanHalen 3 года назад
That's right. It's better to have it as a backup, just in case your batteries go dead.
@ThaKoalaKing
@ThaKoalaKing 3 года назад
I just want to yell Hallelujah because this man is preaching!
@jamesb1988
@jamesb1988 4 года назад
I love how the way he says "Tim," when talking to him gets progressively more irritated/pissed off 😂😂
@ahoneanatwo
@ahoneanatwo 6 лет назад
My sides hurt from all that laughing, Jim Cornette knows how to tell a great wrestling story!
@Hollows1997
@Hollows1997 4 года назад
I haven’t seen such loyalty since Korea 😂
@msm1876
@msm1876 6 лет назад
Fifty one dislikes? Horner has that many relatives?
@c.l.freeman7654
@c.l.freeman7654 5 лет назад
Relatives/sexual partners..its all the same. He tickles their taints with his foam lightning bolts
@emperorpalpatine1228
@emperorpalpatine1228 5 лет назад
@mharris1270 The Derby is in Louisville, not Lexington.
@adetokunbooladipo7606
@adetokunbooladipo7606 5 лет назад
Damn that brutal
@folderbloat7561
@folderbloat7561 4 года назад
and that many girlfriends, strangely enough...
@emperorpalpatine1228
@emperorpalpatine1228 4 года назад
50 of them are Terry Landel.
@TIDEPROCESS18
@TIDEPROCESS18 2 года назад
I come to this at least once a month when I need to laugh.🤣
@dannygrubb273
@dannygrubb273 2 года назад
I used to run a small promotion in Knoxville and Alcoa and Tim Horner came to one of my shows and tried to get me to pay him $500 to do a match. I’m like Hell No! This was after Smoky Mtn. Wrestling was gone.
@jonathanturbide2232
@jonathanturbide2232 2 года назад
LMAO glad you said no, HE should have paid YOU $500 to appear on your show. 😂
@mage1439
@mage1439 2 года назад
$500 to do a match in a town that knows he's crap? You would have been losing money on the whole show, much less just his match.
@mxpxdivision
@mxpxdivision 3 года назад
This has got to be my favorite story I've ever heard. I've never laughed so many times during a clip. Good stuff.
@MrTonytate5501
@MrTonytate5501 5 лет назад
I could listen to this guy all day long!!! I am sitting at work rolling while listening to this guy!
@LeafErikson
@LeafErikson 6 лет назад
Wait... Horner stole the ring truck and kept the fax machine?!?!!?!?!??!
@connordripps1480
@connordripps1480 5 лет назад
Yup. As the saying goes, there's no honor among theives.
@bornsinner8653
@bornsinner8653 7 лет назад
24:53 😂
@sirluke7
@sirluke7 6 лет назад
Yes... that was worth many plays... I'm in tears...
@mental_modeler2952
@mental_modeler2952 6 лет назад
Best part of the whole interview
@HouseVinstor
@HouseVinstor 5 лет назад
This is his finisher!
@arthurdzuro372
@arthurdzuro372 5 лет назад
I legitimately haven't laughed this hard in ages, at this time stamp rant. 🤣🤣🤣
@seany84uk
@seany84uk 5 лет назад
I want that on a 10 hour loop
@Mandrahale
@Mandrahale 3 года назад
Everyone has had a Tim Horner in their lives🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲
@miaouew
@miaouew 4 года назад
"And Bob Armstrong the commissioner, the real baby face who was going to draw real money, had to take the belt not from Tim Horner but from the little crippled kid he was holding" LOL
@MCastleberry1980
@MCastleberry1980 3 года назад
"Why the fuck is Tim Horner singing?" makes me laugh every time
@artmeddaugh6669
@artmeddaugh6669 4 года назад
Laugh out loud hysterical! Jim you got me ROLLIN!! Tim Horner is in Jim's Top 10 of Worthless pieces of $hit in pro wrestling history...that is EPIC!!
@tomhallick419
@tomhallick419 3 года назад
"I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH LOYALTY SINCE KOREA!" LOL
@sscout191
@sscout191 2 года назад
I will never get bored of this story.
@lastmansleeping5433
@lastmansleeping5433 6 лет назад
“...and we went through THREE ENGINES...”
@tgfabthunderbird1
@tgfabthunderbird1 4 года назад
Was Tim driving the truck to the events?
@NestorV
@NestorV 4 года назад
@@tgfabthunderbird1, it sounds like he drove the truck through the events
@NOWONMAI73
@NOWONMAI73 Год назад
“Ol’ Buzzy” gets me every time 😂😂
@Danny-qi4lp
@Danny-qi4lp Год назад
2 kernels of corn in a storm drain.........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Baker15ww
@Baker15ww 5 лет назад
I swear I’ve heard this before. But I listened again. And probably will again and again lol
@ejscorp
@ejscorp 4 года назад
"He couldn't book Lassie in a fuckin' pet shop" 😂😂😂
@qbranch88
@qbranch88 3 года назад
This is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard.
@bdr113080
@bdr113080 7 лет назад
If you want to see the episode of Tim Horner come out there with the sick child with the belt it's SMW Episode 50. It's on RU-vid.
@DarksaberForce
@DarksaberForce 7 лет назад
Thanks :)
@KHayes666
@KHayes666 7 лет назад
Brian Rose Look at Bob Armstrong's face when Horner comes out. Thats legitimate shock and anger
@terminallumbago6465
@terminallumbago6465 5 лет назад
Right around the 15 minute mark of the video
@TakeNoteOfThat
@TakeNoteOfThat 3 года назад
“This is all building.” This has become a go-to line for me
@gdes4063
@gdes4063 3 года назад
Listen to how hot he is when he's talking about Horner's wife 😂
@kca49
@kca49 7 лет назад
"He fell on his ass and shit on himself like a god damn new-born baby." LOL
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 7 лет назад
Why does Westbrook always start playing hero ball in the 4th? At about 3 minutes left in the game, he always seems to start desperately chucking contested shots and ignoring his teammates. As a Rockets fan, it's amusing to me, but as a fan of basketball it's frustrating to watch.
@kca49
@kca49 7 лет назад
Like Heath Slater, he's the One Man Band. lol. He doesn't trust his teammates. I hate to say it. He will be the next to leave OKC.
@kca49
@kca49 7 лет назад
In other words, we fell on our ass and shit on ourselves like a god damn new-born baby.
@gordonirvine726
@gordonirvine726 3 года назад
😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👍
@alfredhardin5431
@alfredhardin5431 7 лет назад
shot out to Knoxville where we figured out it was a work a year ago
@stephenbianchi7141
@stephenbianchi7141 7 лет назад
^^^the reason Knoxville was still great
@SteeleZack
@SteeleZack 7 лет назад
Tim Horner sounds like a poor man's Shane Douglas.
@johnasbury3856
@johnasbury3856 7 лет назад
Zack Steele I just died laughing comment of the month right there.
@thatpart
@thatpart 7 лет назад
Zack Steele LOLOLOL!!! I just had a ginger ale spit-take over here.
@johnathanwesleycritch5412
@johnathanwesleycritch5412 6 лет назад
More like the poor man's James Ellsworth. LMAO He even had a lame finisher.... It was a fucking standard rollup pin
@MrCaptainStuff
@MrCaptainStuff 6 лет назад
Johnathan Wesley Critch I only ever saw Horner jobbing in WCW, I didn’t even know he has a finisher! But a fucking roll up? And people shit on Hogan and Warrior...
@therealkevinpowell
@therealkevinpowell 6 лет назад
Johnathan Wesley Critch Well it's better the *rolling* pin he was apparently jobbing to at home ...
@TonyBrancointhe6
@TonyBrancointhe6 7 лет назад
LOL! For the story on Tim Horner, all you need to do is watch here: 24:50
@t.m.smithreactions2400
@t.m.smithreactions2400 2 года назад
Best quote of the video, Brian, "I have one follow-up question." while holding back the laughter Jim "You really do?!"
@davidbird60
@davidbird60 3 года назад
Having rewatched SMW, even putting it in context of time and location, Tim Horner was the absolute drizzling shits
@SMBrandon24
@SMBrandon24 5 лет назад
Morristown has never sounded so happening until Jim talks about the city lol
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