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WELCOME TO THE UK! Today your guide will be Jimmy Carr.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official RU-vid channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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@marcelloberry6829 4 года назад

Yorkshire? It’s £25 a ticket I thought we priced you out! That made me laugh

@abdihassan7208 3 года назад

is he implying that yorkshire citizens are upper class?

@user-nr6je5gv1t 3 года назад

@@abdihassan7208 no. They don't like spending money

@ThatTurboProbe 3 года назад

@@abdihassan7208 Not at all. They really don't like to spend money on ANYTHING. They need half an hour to decide if a £5 T-Shirt is worth it the bastards.

@ShakemeisterS64 3 года назад

Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt. And if tha ivver does owt for nowt, do it fo thissen.

@TV-ig9tz 3 года назад

@@ShakemeisterS64 👏🏼

@slooowz8746 4 года назад

I love the irony of Jimmy calling out tax evaders in his accent bit

@whitewolf8644 4 года назад

Lol so does he, that’s why he said it. Lol

@theanalysisguy0502 4 года назад

Maria Cowle was this before or after he got caught I wonder.

@whitewolf8644 4 года назад

The Analysis Guy well...after lol. By a long way. He seems to just take it in his stride now lol

@AstroHoff 4 года назад

@@whitewolf8644 This was recorded before his tax problem

@whitewolf8644 4 года назад

Astro Hoff ok was it?. Oh dear 😳, then I stand corrected.

@darrilmiller8167 3 года назад

He makes me laugh. I just love when a comedian roasts everyone and everything. As a human being you must be able to laugh at yourself. When you become too self important, you cease living the good life.

@jacobl6714 2 года назад

agreed. hence why political correctness and identity politics are just tanking comedy. the "crime of noticing things" as ryan long puts it lol

@Seldomane 2 года назад

Truth! Even Jimmy laughs at heckles towards him because jokes are funny, not personal. Only children should take things too personal like dictators.

@jacobl6714 2 года назад

@@Seldomane Well put dude

@paulmichaelfreedman8334 2 года назад

The british humor is like no other because the brits fully expect the piss to be taken out of each other. We do it to each other for laughs and consider it an important bonding activity.

@Briansgate 4 года назад

jimmy, I've seen your specials, but, I do so appreciate that you keep rolling out content during all this mess. I can only imagine what the Big Fat Quiz of 2020 is going to be like. Thanks for the laughs!

@waitai7066 4 года назад

rolling out content = remashing old clips and reuploading

@Jimmy_Jones 4 года назад

It will be renamed. The big fat mess.

@Thawhid 4 года назад

@@waitai7066 😂Ikr

@kyrie4451 3 года назад

His hires a content creator to cut the videos for him, and writes off the labour cost on his taxes.

@Briansgate 3 года назад

@@kyrie4451 woah, don't talk about taxes.....

@MrGlobbits 4 года назад

If a girl said to me have you slimed yet, that'd be sex over, I'd be laughing too much to "slime" lol.

@Thawhid 4 года назад

😂 😂 😂 I'll jus leave mate

@purboyy 3 года назад

ooauh oouah oouaaaah

@mylovesongs2429 3 года назад

most of the girls i've "slimed" pretty much knew i did. I never started panting, and then said "be right back!", while going in the bathroom, or kitchen, to uhh...slime there. 🤷‍♂️

@rickmurray442 3 года назад

I bet no Aussie girl has ever said that.

@lordcharfield4529 3 года назад

The joke would be on her if you had already slimed!🤣

@nathanhall2804 4 года назад

His laugh will be forever remembered

@sumondutta1101 4 года назад

Is he no more?

@Xython88 4 года назад

You say it like... .... as he dies tonight

@GhostDcuo 4 года назад

HEU HA HA HA

@nathanhall2804 4 года назад

Anthony ALLEN 😂

@geordiegeordie7578 4 года назад

He is still alive.... The way you have out this sounds more like an obituary for Jimmy's tombstone! Hahaha (laughing on my inhale!)

@lov3toplaymusic 2 года назад

Dear Mr. Carr, thank you for the gift of laughter and sharing your craft with us!!

@davevanvlerah5167 4 года назад

I love how he interacts with his audience. Most comedians shun that kind of interaction. It's probably a result of his repoir with his panel show casts.

@MrEvilWasp 4 года назад

I think it's down to a lot of comedians these days have a script they stick to instead of working ad lib. With the right crowd though all comedians can involve the audience. Peace

@DigitalMonsters 4 года назад

repoir looks like it could be a word O-o but maybe by brains just thinking of repertoire? either way I think you meant "rapport"?

@blackbob3358 4 года назад

it's called stage craft, dave.

@arya6085 4 года назад

The clever bit is he does script his jokes (anyone who thinks he doesn't is an idiot) he just saves them up so that when an opportunity comes he jumps on it. When your timing is that good and free in conversation a good joke becomes a great joke

@mclaconic7974 4 года назад

Not to be the spoilsport but having seen his show several times, night after night during the fringe a few years back, he does have scripted responses that he uses again and again and again. What’s so special about Jimmy is that he baits the crowd into heckling him in a certain way and then has an immediate response on hand to fire back with. It’s not all off the top, of course

@LizGridleyArtist 4 года назад

As an aussie - haven't heard 'slimed' like that before - but could definetly weird out an englishman saying it!

@beowulf22 4 года назад

dont liz XD

@nicmcconchie2199 4 года назад

I've lived in 5/7 of Australia's beautiful states and I've never heard the use of the word "slimed" like that before. Some of our woman can certainly be rough and gross though...

@zapkvr 4 года назад

As a resident of Geelong it's never been used round here

@jonathancornish3443 4 года назад

It's probably a made up story

@deadshot8077 4 года назад

Liz Gridley - Artist I think he made it up...

@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx 2 года назад

The scouse accent absolutely got me 🤣 "I gotta get a prezzy, it's me Grans birthday... she's 30."

@patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад

As in every joke...there is a true nugget of truth.

@CentreMetre 4 года назад

'tintintin' had me laughing so hard

@red.s1k 4 года назад

The crowd...amazing

@Serreski 4 года назад

Why?

@hannahbananagamingandexplo7598 4 года назад

that what my granma said after she fucked everyone there

@CantComplain3k 4 года назад

@@Serreski because they were quiet between jokes, nobody tried to heckle, and when he asked them to participate in the accents, just about the whole audience chimed in. You can tell even he was impressed by it. Pretty much the exact opposite of Bill Burr and the Philadelphia crowd LOL

@kamrankhan-lj1ng 3 года назад

@@hannahbananagamingandexplo7598 Oh no!

@whoasked7192 4 года назад

'Who's coat is that jacket '? is up there with 'Are you finished or are you done' lol

@whoasked7192 4 года назад

@@Filthee_casual So does your mum

@nasekiller 4 года назад

welsh scrabble: you throw the letters on the board and you get points if they land in a row.

@BurtyHaxx 4 года назад

dunno why i found the scrabble joke so hilarious

@Valox 4 года назад

Because its true😂I can spam my keyboard “llsisbsksksksjslsm” and boom that now means car keys

@thecunningslug 4 года назад

Cos YOUR prob English and hate the Welsh lol

@Valox 4 года назад

Ami Phillips How tf does that mean I hate the welsh😂😂

@wideawake2462 4 года назад

@@thecunningslug English love the Welsh just as equally as Welsh love sheep

@billystokes3917 3 года назад

@@wideawake2462 It's true we do love our sheep. My favourite sheep is Sally. She dresses up in a pink frilly dress, has curly blonde hair and always has pink lipstick.

@indycraft7657 4 года назад

It’s weird hearing him talking to jersey about dodging tax

@reznovvazileski3193 4 года назад

Yea that joke hasn't aged very well, has it? :')

@animalsglobal5305 4 года назад

Another reliable, many full of love, predictable in their actions, grateful, loyal and lovely animals. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VOIzUT0QDjU.html

@aymanf4351 4 года назад

Why what happened?

@soisoz13 4 года назад

He knows that

@imhigh0013 4 года назад

News to me; must've meant News Jersey? Waka Waka!

@jimblack8027 2 года назад

You can't be that funny without being extremely knowledgeable... Jimmy's comic genius is only possible because he is intently focused on his audience... I am often in awe of his talents and skills... certainly a unique entertainer...

@lcjetton 2 года назад

I can’t keep myself together when he says “Ginger and community”

@jeyeking4898 3 года назад

"have you slimed yet?" That HAS to be made up 😂🤣

@debs_boho_jungle Год назад

Love your comedy...nothing off limits...'cause its COMEDY!!! THANK YOU for your unique, raw, funny as f#%* comedy! Laughter is the essential!

@Tidybitz 2 года назад

I hadn't seen this video before ... brilliant as usual, loved it.

@robert_7775 Год назад

Sailing arround and,,buying ".....HE was wery carefull right there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@richiejohnson 2 года назад

"Who's going to sleep on the wet spot?" Jimmy holds the attention of everyone in that cavernous theater. You can tell that they are hanging on every word.

@ummkulsoom7984 2 года назад

The ad started right there and I lost focus...

@TheSleepingonit 2 года назад

@@ummkulsoom7984 ad free is worth the cost

@curtis1951 2 года назад

Mr Carr is a genius lunatic. I think if he wasn't in comedy, he'd probably need to be institutionalized. 😂

@triation 2 года назад

if he wasn't in comedy, his face ould probably look a lot different, after being hit down the pub a few times :p

@reznovvazileski3193 4 года назад

Yorkshire accent be like: *cues wedding music* 'Tin'tint'tin 'Tin'tint'tin

@donniecatalano 2 года назад

That's a very tinny sound!

@jackfairclough 4 года назад

18:50 - That aged well Jimmy hahaha

@bigboss-tl2xr Год назад

"Well don't be a lunt about it"😆😅😂🤣😭

@alhawkes6254 3 года назад

Best thing I ever heard from a Welsh girl was "where were you going when I saw you coming back?

@scottmcscott4319 3 года назад

That can’t be real 😂😂

@alhawkes6254 3 года назад

@@scottmcscott4319 oh it's very real.

@Strike86 3 года назад

The Manchester bit is so perfect

@JohnJackson-mn4ts 4 года назад

Would have been interesting to hear is take on a Nottinghamshire accent. We’re a diluted Yorkshire accent till you get down into Nottingham itself where in transforms into a strange Bangladeshi Jamaican hybrid.

@jamesbarros950 2 года назад

I have a friend from Nottingham and I’ll admit his voice threw me for a loop.

@W-xx-Dy 2 года назад

Nottingham born and bread myself. I'd of loved to have seen it

@johnathanjackson2195 2 года назад

Never heard it before

@angeladawn805 2 года назад

John Jackson, as a 6 year old, we moved from inner-city Nottingham, to Devon, and got bullied at our new school for having "toffee-nosed" accents. Like WTF??

@sf5823 4 года назад

10:08 😂😂😂 now you're qualified to say... got to do Jimmy Carr laugh ant ya!

@rodmac8358 4 года назад

@18:57 I wonder how Jimmy knew that back in 2011...

@kamrankhan-lj1ng 3 года назад

That is called foresight.

@josef596 2 года назад

“I can’t believe it’s not heroin” 😂

@mylovesongs2429 3 года назад

i tell ya! He should team up with Ricky Gervais to tear the world a new ass by touring together! The amount of people that would be offended would be biblical!

@scottmcscott4319 3 года назад

Fr tho that’s all you’d see on every news channel for a month 😂

@granthurlburt4062 2 года назад

I think he's immensely funnier than Gervais. Gervais is pretty detailed in his assaults on the Bible etc., which is fine with me, but his cringe humour can be almost painful wo. any humour. I can thank Gervais for Creating the Office. The only case I can think of, however, when I vastly preferred the US version to the orginal UK version. In every other case I can think of, the US versions of UK originals are dreadful.

@Flypidge 3 года назад

Tin tin tin had me in stitches lol

@dr.brainy2005 3 года назад

His laugh is golden

@karmamrak6222 4 года назад

The guide should just be “don’t....” lol

@brendag6148 3 года назад

I'm Dutch and I'm really impressed by his harsh G sound

@Yarblocosifilitico 2 года назад

I've watched the accents bit a couple times now... Still hilarious, and I'm not even from the UK

@fionam3554 4 года назад

Gee, something else Americans and the UK have in common - making fun of people from Jersey....

@rydscheer9014 3 года назад

If a girl said to me have you slimed yet, that'd be sex over, I'd be laughing too much to "slime" lol.

@TWile-vk8ju 3 года назад

LOL....yes

@54mgtf22 2 года назад

I laughed so hard tears blocked my vision.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@patrickball2493 2 года назад

The aussie saying have slimed yet 🤣 😆 really has me .

@goaway2803 4 года назад

I just want say, that I have never heard the term Slimed before, but it's so gross someone probably has said it here. Thank you again and take care of yourself, Mate

@Michael-yv6mp 4 года назад

This guy has a direct line to my funny bone

@AndorRadnai 3 года назад

1:25 onward caused me to lose a mouthful of iced tea and writhe on the floor…

@TheClairemyst 3 года назад

I am Jamaica!! I buss out such a laff. He has a point

@helenmoss2055 3 года назад

A gallah is a bird, a kind of pink parrot, very noisy 🤣

@paulmichaelfreedman8334 2 года назад

He really is sharp as nails. Loved the Jamaica bit. He got the Geordie accent spot on too

@wegottagamer 4 года назад

Nice upload Jimmy, good bit of length ;)

@neilgriffiths6427 3 года назад

Insult everybody = equality!!!

@Dominik_G 2 года назад

1:40 I didn't know Jimmy did the Terraria zombie sound xD

@jrbird1983 3 года назад

I always thought Jimmy Carr looked like The Creepy Ventriloquist Puppet from "GOOSEBUMPS".

@infamousskater05 2 года назад

HIS NAME IS SLAPPY PUT SOME RESPECK ON HIS NAME!!!

@TheJamiebaby15 3 года назад

I could watch this forever

@louiserose2609 3 года назад

We all need this! Thanks

@dougscott170 4 года назад

Why did his voice go deeper when doing an impression of an Australian woman?

@lemonglataitor2123 4 года назад

@NoseyParker ?

@user-kc3bo9px7u 4 года назад

NoseyParker tf does that mean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lengstrom 4 года назад

Pray you never find out

@cocoanerd17.-. 3 года назад

Accurate depiction of an Aussie female

@jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад

To get it right

@OnizukaAllMighty 4 года назад

This man is the most important British comedian ever,save his bones in archives for safe keeping after he passes

@1jackroo 4 года назад

Very light hearted 😄

@billystokes3917 3 года назад

That's...the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

@itookallthenames 2 года назад

Repurpose him as a ventriloquist doll

@SoAboutThat 3 года назад

I genuinely do not understand how Jimmy's channel has less than a million subscribers when I see some of the trash that breaks the ceiling. I feel like we're letting him down, and yes, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

@everettsykes1774 3 года назад

YT does manipulate numbers,shadow bans. Never believe the miscreants at Google/YT.

@aaroncousins4750 3 года назад

RU-vid most likely doesnt promote his channel because of his dark humour

@jesserivera6611 2 года назад

@@aaroncousins4750 he’s not even that dark in his humor. I’ve been watching a few videos and I don’t see anything that’s outrageously dark. Other comedians I’ve listened to say far worse things

@StarHorseLover2012 Год назад

This compilation is brilliant ,

@alanlawrence2954 2 года назад

I've always thought that great comics could switch to the stage or movie set easily and become an actor... Not so the other way around... Most actors are lost without a script and live in a rarefied bubble. Jimmy loves to ad-lib and bounce off his audience... It's a pleasure to watch.

@NassosConqueso 4 года назад

Looking forward to seeing you in Athens, doing a Greek accent XD

@NassosConqueso 4 года назад

Elle Morgan I do have a few English-speaking-with-a-Greek-accent videos on my channel 😁

@shokdj1 2 года назад

I can’t stop thinking about the fact Jimmy Carr sounds like Jamaica in a Jamaican accent

@Anti-squeak 2 года назад

@brainwaiver1 3 года назад

Quick wit and phony self deprecation after annihilating the unsuspecting. Funny stuff.

@paulatreanor5566 Год назад

To see him live is hilarious 😆

@popejbryant 4 года назад

Random question...Did Jimmy play slappy on the Goosebump movies?

@vincentpemberton3749 3 года назад

I fully admit, watching a clip of Jimmy Carr after just having had dental surgery was a pretty fucking terrible idea...

@leonsmith5720 Год назад

He’s a funny geezer. I’m crying here mate but good comedian😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DonegalOverlanding Год назад

What a comedian. RIP Jimmy.

@weekocrap 3 года назад

Best comedian in the world in my opinion

@uttaradit2 3 года назад

him and the pub landlord

@Fortheemperor382 2 года назад

Why is it when I watch him I end up laughing like him?

@MusashiSamurai 4 года назад

Razy Lacism! 🤣🤣🤣

@robertsavage8564 2 года назад

Incredible talent

@The-Urban-Goose 2 года назад

I find it so funny how he just waits for the laughs to end and then starts another story without any segue or anything, just starts another joke. It's so bad it's funnier than the joke itself sometimes.

@gazmonkey2812 3 года назад

I'm from Manchester. He's bang on

@zuhairhussain5859 4 года назад

I want clips from the dubai gig!

@jasonsteve3865 3 года назад

His laugh will be forever remembered

@всемспасибо-й6я 4 года назад

Слава Богу есть субтитры, иначе я бы не понял половины. Джимми великолепен!

@doggo8937 4 года назад

I agree

@whoasked7192 4 года назад

@@doggo8937 Such a wise statement

@jayadams681 4 года назад

Is this Welsh????

@whoasked7192 4 года назад

@@jayadams681 Russian it says 'Thank God there are subtitles, otherwise I would not 'have understood half. Jimmy is great!

@jonathancornish3443 4 года назад

@@whoasked7192 he knew it was Russian

@josephreak_godzigelion 3 года назад

Man, ventriloquist dolls sure look realistic these days, innit?

@arielali320 3 года назад

I love the humor 😂

@errolandrade4235 2 года назад

Jimmy , you are brilliantly funny but I reckon you know that 😂😂😂😂

@caolanochearnaigh9804 3 года назад

RU-vid is giving me ads for Lynx deodorant... I think the algorithm's trying to communicate...

@111danish111 11 месяцев назад

21:45 I did not get the Chinese part ?

@micdeangelo8803 3 года назад

Whose coat is that jacket? Who shoes are those trainers?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach hurts....

@storiesincolour5205 Год назад

4:59 helluva move :)

@4311446 4 года назад

Enjoyed it very much and laughter may be at lower volume.

@zapkvr 4 года назад

Oh FFS turn down the effing volume.

@billystokes3917 3 года назад

At least they aren't saying anything or laughing in between jokes.

@krowbar2009 2 года назад

Jersy ... I'm your bank manager

@andreserra4094 4 года назад

The phrase for the Birmingham accent *needs to be* Arthur Shelby’s: “By order of the Peaky fuckin’ Blinders”

@philipm06 4 года назад

Where does a Brummie wash his hands? In a bison.

@cromac3319 3 года назад

Lmao 😂 love Jimmy Carr 💚

@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 2 года назад

Birmingham accent must have changed greatly over the last 20 years

@caneface87 4 года назад

Joey Diaz yelling out at 18:52, Jersey! Haha

@thedonegalfermer4816 4 года назад

I died of laughter hes fucking hilarious

@jlr1569 Год назад

"have you slimed yet?" is the most female Australian thing I've ever heard. gold. LMAO

@julianwaugh8221 Год назад

An Australian accent would say I've got to get Chrissie a pressie for Chrissy I have to get Christine a Christmas present.

@mohammedmamo2703 3 года назад

This Guy is clever !

@williamgater3036 4 года назад

they call me nick clegg, nick clegg i got a third leg, third leg

@rajeshchakilam9242 3 года назад

This guy needs to be the voice of Alexa

@thecatpersonuk9962 3 года назад

From the corner of the room: llhggrhgtjyfhgugyfugyghdsdfetfbgjhgochgochgoch in English is pronounced ‘golem noises’

@billystokes3917 3 года назад

@@thecatpersonuk9962 *angry snake noises*

@billystokes3917 3 года назад

I agree. Can't wait for the laugh.

@linchubbard3711 2 года назад

Just as boring so why not

@JorgenHartogs 4 года назад

We live close to Effin, so we say Effin a lot

@Hendrixes 4 года назад

I came to the comments to check if anybody would give a bit of context for the final joke about gypsyes and irish

@HoneyBee714 2 года назад

If this was in America by another American, it would be so “victimized” my members in the audience. However, I find Jimmy Carr to be absolutely hilarious.

@alessandroantolini2679 4 года назад

14:57 jokes on u, in Manchester we call them ginnels

@Sasquiny 4 года назад

Didn't Jon Richardson use the Tin tin tin joke on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?

@jonathancornish3443 4 года назад

exposed

@Sasquiny 4 года назад

@@jonathancornish3443 Tis true.

@jonathancornish3443 4 года назад

@@Sasquiny ik I seen the episode

@animalsglobal5305 4 года назад

Another reliable, many full of love, predictable in their actions, grateful, loyal and lovely animals. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VOIzUT0QDjU.html

@whitehoose 4 года назад

Maybe lucy beaumont, Jon's missus? - tintintin, o no its sno and mamamia all yorkshire favourites

@Seldomane 2 года назад

Glad there's a comedian besides Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle that can make jokes about anything or anyone despite the haters who have a voice thanks to the internet.