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@roanoke7551
@roanoke7551 4 месяца назад
I dont think i ever "learned" it. I just saw it on my mothers head and was like "yeah that makes sense."
@jujoonline8248
@jujoonline8248 4 месяца назад
Same lol
@makakachaput
@makakachaput 4 месяца назад
Same lolll
@shiichu284
@shiichu284 4 месяца назад
Same lmfaooo
@Noishorgo
@Noishorgo 4 месяца назад
Same lol
@charleetucker2480
@charleetucker2480 4 месяца назад
Hahaha 💯
@philipmartin3411
@philipmartin3411 4 месяца назад
"If you floss yourself, were going to have a few more questions" 😂😂😂 Thats me!
@stupid_slow_dirty_PC
@stupid_slow_dirty_PC 4 месяца назад
I feel like he's calling me out 😅😂
@dragonicarts12
@dragonicarts12 4 месяца назад
I can do both 😏
@philipmartin3411
@philipmartin3411 4 месяца назад
@wildcrd913 Well arent you a right bit special now are you?
@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare
@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare 4 месяца назад
I have no way to do a correct towel turban and my hair goes half down my thighs. if people don't know hoe to twist a towel then I don't know... if there is something extra I have no idea what it is...
@stupid_slow_dirty_PC
@stupid_slow_dirty_PC 4 месяца назад
@@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare you need a big ahh beach towel 🤣
@Enchiiscool
@Enchiiscool 4 месяца назад
Literally i just saw it on my mom’s head and went “oh that looks fun” and then have been able to do it ever since
@JmKrokY
@JmKrokY 4 месяца назад
🗿
@kazervids8828
@kazervids8828 4 месяца назад
Same here🗿
@frostcall4047
@frostcall4047 4 месяца назад
And there's a stark difference in men and women, I have long hair as a guy and when my mum would create the turban I was never once interested in doing it 😂
@lynettec.j
@lynettec.j 4 месяца назад
It's not common where I'm from. I've never tried it before, but I've been curious seeing other people wear it
@Laylay4ever
@Laylay4ever 4 месяца назад
Same
@ayophilip6715
@ayophilip6715 4 месяца назад
"If you floss yourself" left me in stitches 😂
@Sontronite
@Sontronite 3 месяца назад
Should probably ease up on that flossing
@CrashPCcz
@CrashPCcz 2 месяца назад
Go see mr mc Intre about toweldrying ass. That'll crack you up.
@katiedanner1
@katiedanner1 2 месяца назад
​@@Sontronite 😂
@Booped_Ur_Snoot
@Booped_Ur_Snoot 4 месяца назад
as a woman i don’t even know how i learned it. you bend over, make sure all your hair is out infront of you and hanging, place the middle of the long edge of the towel on the back of your head however far down your hair goes, pull on either side, wrap, twist, and flip. that’s really all it is
@connorbell2035
@connorbell2035 4 месяца назад
It's bullshit cuz I have done just that and I still can't do it It is a fucking uniquely woman power
@cptmitchell983
@cptmitchell983 4 месяца назад
This is gibberish to me
@rachelengland3571
@rachelengland3571 4 месяца назад
​@@connorbell2035maybe the length of a woman's hair helps keep it secure to the head? It would make sense since the hair is twisted within the towel. EDIT: Due to the number of responses I now feel hair length only assists those with the knack to twist the towel turban. It is a skill some people possess and others do not. Thank you for all the engagement I'm happy to have an answer to my hypothesis :)
@vannahmontana44
@vannahmontana44 4 месяца назад
@@rachelengland3571ding ding ding 🙌
@leoregulis652
@leoregulis652 4 месяца назад
​@@rachelengland3571 I have long hair and it does help a bit, but when I do it, it doesn't hold a candle to what my sisters manage.
@danigamer3274
@danigamer3274 4 месяца назад
THE WAY HE DOES THE FLOSSING DUDE😂😂
@tamalikamaity4014
@tamalikamaity4014 4 месяца назад
Fr. I thought it's only in 🇮🇳 india 🇮🇳
@TheTideKing004
@TheTideKing004 4 месяца назад
​@@tamalikamaity4014nah its the universal technique for men. Gotta dry that shit correctly.
@superdalmatian101
@superdalmatian101 4 месяца назад
As soon as he said. "The towel thing." I knew what he was talking about. 😂
@brinleyparke2254
@brinleyparke2254 4 месяца назад
Same
@alesbianhotmess
@alesbianhotmess 4 месяца назад
Same😂
@wavewatcher_
@wavewatcher_ 4 месяца назад
It took me a while because I was always bad at it 😂
@rizyu
@rizyu 4 месяца назад
100%. Though mine is not full perfect turban cause Im trying to drain the water from my sponge of a mop. Mine kinda becomes a towel bun XD
@puppychan2086
@puppychan2086 4 месяца назад
I'ma be honest, I thought he was talking about how you can fold the top of your towel and make a towel dress...that was until he said turban and then I was like "ooooh, yeah".
@ahmadnajmiroslan
@ahmadnajmiroslan 3 месяца назад
*This guy acually ended the gender confusion debate*
@BigPharma-pe3mr
@BigPharma-pe3mr 3 месяца назад
what abou Sikhs ?
@davidfarkas3596
@davidfarkas3596 3 месяца назад
​@@BigPharma-pe3mr different design longer preparation, i guess
@thewiseone2717
@thewiseone2717 3 месяца назад
Well, it's a joke and it's far more nuanced but you ain't wrong
@leinardkohonen3612
@leinardkohonen3612 2 месяца назад
This Guy just made a lot of transmen feel insecure of their Habits :(
@sorayakultman
@sorayakultman 2 месяца назад
it's not confusion though?
@Sharks-nom
@Sharks-nom 4 месяца назад
Just saw it on my moms head and decided “yea,that works”
@jonfletcher4811
@jonfletcher4811 4 месяца назад
Other top comments say the same thing lol
@maybearkamaybenot11
@maybearkamaybenot11 4 месяца назад
The entire Sikh community is going to the ladies changing room 😂
@Ssimpleperson
@Ssimpleperson 4 месяца назад
He did the Sikhs dirty.
@MiniTrainLoco
@MiniTrainLoco 4 месяца назад
Apparently I'm getting more questions 😂
@jamesgrewar461
@jamesgrewar461 4 месяца назад
That was my first thought
@eyvithorgeirsson6028
@eyvithorgeirsson6028 4 месяца назад
@@meemadd6397Lol, the Sikhs are the Indian men that often wear turbans
@lastguardianofthedyinglight
@lastguardianofthedyinglight 4 месяца назад
​@@meemadd6397the sikhs ARE originally Indian and no other religion wears turbans
@Woodland_Adventures
@Woodland_Adventures 4 месяца назад
As a dude with long hair, I can confirm no matter how fucking hard I try I can *never* seem to get the towel turban right.
@OutForALark
@OutForALark 4 месяца назад
If you actually want to know: once you flip your head and put the towel on, try taking the justt the edges that are closest to you with no hair and twist once tight about mid-forehead. Then continue twisting using the entire towel.
@fifoland3555
@fifoland3555 4 месяца назад
Same here
@PizzaCatCow3
@PizzaCatCow3 4 месяца назад
It is tough as hell to perfect
@thefalloutphoenix
@thefalloutphoenix 4 месяца назад
Same I can't do it either
@MoonPhantom
@MoonPhantom 4 месяца назад
Do you use the correct towel? There are multiple towel sizes, and hotels always have multiple offered to you. If you pick the smallest one you picked wrong, it is not going to be long enough to wrap around your head and make the knot. If you pick the biggest one it is indeed far too big and will weigh you down and come undone. You gotta be like goldilock and pick the middle towel.
@frapan5360
@frapan5360 4 месяца назад
As a male with long hair, i absolutely don't know how to do the towel thing
@mmmeow3102
@mmmeow3102 2 месяца назад
Me: "I guess it depends on long hair." After reading your comment: "Fuck I am trans."
@thatfamousredneck6422
@thatfamousredneck6422 2 месяца назад
Yep got long ass hair without the damnedest clue to how to do the towel thing
@justinsmith9878
@justinsmith9878 2 месяца назад
Completely bald, but I know how to do it… 😮
@sapphireshade2471
@sapphireshade2471 2 месяца назад
​@@mmmeow3102dude same I'm a guy with long hair and know how to and i was like fuck....
@mmmeow3102
@mmmeow3102 2 месяца назад
@@sapphireshade2471 And its like a curse now. Everytime I pass my mirror after shower, my brain goes "TRANS!" 😂
@letizialorusso1950
@letizialorusso1950 4 месяца назад
When I was younger I had no idea how to do it and I distinctly remember my cousin explaining it. I was enlightened that day.
@reneerichardson54
@reneerichardson54 4 месяца назад
Same I learned from my cousin
@glitchquitch
@glitchquitch 4 месяца назад
How do you do it? And what purpose does it serve? I'm a man and I've had long hair in the past. I can't believe I never cared about such a thing, when I'm curious about almost everything...
@micernice13
@micernice13 4 месяца назад
​@glitchquitch you twist it with your hair while your head is down looking at the ground. When you bring your head up flip the towel and boom you have it. And we do that because it dries the hair faster. Cotton t shirts work better than a towel. Hope this helps 😅
@happygilmore5340
@happygilmore5340 4 месяца назад
Haha i actually taught my cousin thats so funny
@ghost-gi9er
@ghost-gi9er 4 месяца назад
@@glitchquitchIt just means I don’t have to walk around with wet hair dripping on my clothes while I wait for it to cry
@jonathanmerrell5766
@jonathanmerrell5766 4 месяца назад
As a man myself, I can tell you. I practice this for years until I could do it myself. Gotta love moms
@meemadd6397
@meemadd6397 4 месяца назад
Its okay to be gay brother we accept you
@malakai_adam
@malakai_adam 4 месяца назад
I genuinely have always wanted to know, but googling it feels like cheating 😂
@LuzzyMcGuzzy
@LuzzyMcGuzzy 4 месяца назад
@@meemadd6397 Shut up -_-
@AuslanIz
@AuslanIz 4 месяца назад
Why? You wanted to feel pretty?
@NeilAloha
@NeilAloha 4 месяца назад
@@meemadd6397 😂😂
@sbeemer5122
@sbeemer5122 4 месяца назад
It's one of those things we learn in "Girl School"
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@potatopitoto3301
@potatopitoto3301 4 месяца назад
As in..?
@LaurineVK
@LaurineVK 4 месяца назад
Never learned in girl school or from.any one else. Comes naturally but not to my partner though. He genuinely can't do it!
@sbeemer5122
@sbeemer5122 4 месяца назад
@@potatopitoto3301 "girl school " is my term for things girls just know.
@tommob5611
@tommob5611 4 месяца назад
Do you learn to be quiet too?
@xenia_zurith
@xenia_zurith 3 месяца назад
Floss yourself got me dead 😂😂😂
@gaghhuh2943
@gaghhuh2943 4 месяца назад
As a biological woman who doesnt know how they do it either... Im forced to reevaluate my gender now
@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 4 месяца назад
Congratulations on your transition to manhood! We'll provide the beer and put football on the TV for ya'. 😁
@NoName-nq8vc
@NoName-nq8vc 4 месяца назад
Don't be ridiculous. You can be a whole ass fully feminine woman without filling any common stereotypes
@jamesavis1
@jamesavis1 4 месяца назад
As a man who can, me too
@atramentalistkoan
@atramentalistkoan 4 месяца назад
Samsies
@Brother_Nazarite
@Brother_Nazarite 4 месяца назад
Go clean the dishes, do the laundry, and other female chores, and when you're done. And you can read this comment without having to have the last word. Congratulations. You're a man.
@TwimsFan
@TwimsFan 4 месяца назад
As a man who used to have long hair, I definitely tried the towel turban and I never figured out how women do it so perfectly
@AkiraS.A.Z
@AkiraS.A.Z 4 месяца назад
Im a girl and I cant do it properly Closest I is leg my hair hang infront thwn wrap the towel round my head and twist the thing but it fall apart so fast xD
@alterweissermann77
@alterweissermann77 4 месяца назад
I had long hair. I know how to make it.
@collinfant5146
@collinfant5146 4 месяца назад
I could sorta do it back when I had long hair but that was a while ago
@kaiguyniki
@kaiguyniki 4 месяца назад
Bro same
@tukamadafuka
@tukamadafuka 4 месяца назад
I grew up with sisters, mum and no dad now have a daughter and I'm pretty food at it 😂
@jennifercarter1265
@jennifercarter1265 4 месяца назад
Mom taught me. It was the lesson that came right before fitting everything in my purse. Pre-requisite was the disappointed sigh.
@v9i2m0c8
@v9i2m0c8 4 месяца назад
In a purse? I fit everything on my left hand so I can have my right free for my drink 😂🥲😂🥲😂🥲😂
@YvenvH
@YvenvH 4 месяца назад
I never got how women do that, it’s like magic. My mom is just pulling stuff out of there like it’s a magic box😭
@jennifercarter1265
@jennifercarter1265 4 месяца назад
@@YvenvH Mary Poppins left the instructions in her will.
@agentofmidgard
@agentofmidgard 4 месяца назад
My aunt taught me lol
@Sorro421
@Sorro421 4 месяца назад
Then there’s the part of when your mom puts so much stuff in there that she forgets where it all is.
@anonymouspotato1022
@anonymouspotato1022 4 месяца назад
I’m currently chilling with my towel turning while watching this
@JulesTheSleepyDemon
@JulesTheSleepyDemon 4 месяца назад
“We have a few more questions” Trans jokes that are still respectful and tasteful. I love you Jimmy.
@evankraabel5415
@evankraabel5415 4 месяца назад
Jimmy Carr is constantly accidentally wrecking all conservative comedians by doing the one thing they've been trying to do for decades, writing a good trans joke, while barely even trying. Assholes worked on it for decades and didn't get shit, Jimmy thinks about it for an hour and knocks it out of the park.
@nathho
@nathho 4 месяца назад
I don't find it funny, respectful nor even tasteful
@arnewinter1857
@arnewinter1857 4 месяца назад
@@nathhomaybe you‘re a little easy to trigger
@hiccupwarrior89
@hiccupwarrior89 4 месяца назад
@@nathho as a trans person I can say that it's really funny
@noahantoniou1987
@noahantoniou1987 4 месяца назад
As a non trans person I have to say that neither men, women or trans people are the center of the universe so stop crying over jokes about your gender😅I'm male and if someone does a good joke about men I'll laugh. The same when they do jokes about women or trans people.
@thecountryog
@thecountryog 4 месяца назад
Flossing is expert mode
@briandavies-wo1mn
@briandavies-wo1mn 4 месяца назад
But you have to floss last. You dont floss and then try and do the turbin.
@Waitin4_a_Mate
@Waitin4_a_Mate 4 месяца назад
​@@briandavies-wo1mn well if you're clean after the shower, doesn't really matter where you end up putting the ball hair. Also in a public pool change room, you floss further each way to assert dominance, everybody is facing the wall when they do it so if you look around the room over your shoulder everybody gets scared.
@DaniloDanny77
@DaniloDanny77 4 месяца назад
​@@Waitin4_a_MateBall hair is fine, but butt hair is...well, you know.
@Instinktjagd
@Instinktjagd 4 месяца назад
​@@DaniloDanny77 lemme guess a pain in the ass
@merikano2985
@merikano2985 4 месяца назад
Its a Fluffy
@limanino
@limanino 4 месяца назад
as a transmasc myself, I can confirm it, I never managed to do the towel thing 😂
@jayjaydubful
@jayjaydubful 4 месяца назад
You're just sooo like, not like other girls
@13myrrh
@13myrrh 4 месяца назад
​ *in the voice of Jennet from The Good Place * Not a girl
@goodgrieficarus1217
@goodgrieficarus1217 4 месяца назад
I’m also transmasc and I can make a towel turban, but definitely NOT a good one 🥲 I have to hold it up or else it won’t stay on my head and will fall on the floor
@juliusnolastname4605
@juliusnolastname4605 4 месяца назад
SAME SAME I was thinking the same thing lol
@rein0123
@rein0123 4 месяца назад
​@@jayjaydubfulyeah? He's not a girl?
@KaylaH.-zz6md
@KaylaH.-zz6md 4 месяца назад
bro, am i the only woman who can’t do the towel thing? no matter how long my hair has been i cannot get it to stay put. i’ve just come to the conclusion that my hair is too thin or fine or something lol
@otakushe9786
@otakushe9786 4 месяца назад
me too😂😂
@hamallama4517
@hamallama4517 4 месяца назад
you're a man or enby now (THIS IS A JOKE)
@liamthomas2014
@liamthomas2014 4 месяца назад
Have you checked for a penis ?
@noemigirace1456
@noemigirace1456 4 месяца назад
How long are ypur hair?
@labrigful
@labrigful 4 месяца назад
My son wanted one before and he has buzzed hair. It worked fine. Maybe your towel is too thick, or small?
@Wurst-iv6ry
@Wurst-iv6ry 4 месяца назад
As a trans man who doesn't know how to make a hair towel turban thing, thank you for making me aware of that fact, this is awesome
@robertmitchell9398
@robertmitchell9398 4 месяца назад
As a autistic silicone tube I agree with this message
@Wurst-iv6ry
@Wurst-iv6ry 4 месяца назад
@@robertmitchell9398 is being a silicone tube important to your message
@CardKeyOh
@CardKeyOh 4 месяца назад
​@@robertmitchell9398as someone who identifies as a clownfish who is non binary and obviously fluid since I swim in fluid I also agree.
@OvenAssociation
@OvenAssociation 4 месяца назад
as an *actual* man, I know a woman when i see one (ur not a man)
@Wurst-iv6ry
@Wurst-iv6ry 4 месяца назад
@@OvenAssociation oh do your balls shrivel up in fear if a woman is more manly than you?
@tonyastark1215
@tonyastark1215 4 месяца назад
The sincere and honest answer is my mom taught me. And then I did it for every single day for decades, I guess this helps also?
@georgerobins4110
@georgerobins4110 4 месяца назад
Same, my mom and my sister
@JeffTheNoobGamer
@JeffTheNoobGamer 4 месяца назад
I laughed 3 times after “if you floss yourself” 😂😂😂
@b-a-trekky2018
@b-a-trekky2018 4 месяца назад
What, like "Ha. Ha. Ha."?
@eiosti
@eiosti 4 месяца назад
​@@b-a-trekky2018or like "hahaha... Heheh... .. hehehahahahaha!"
@JeffTheNoobGamer
@JeffTheNoobGamer 4 месяца назад
@@b-a-trekky2018 Like a double take, but triple take. Stopping laughing and then laughing again.
@b-a-trekky2018
@b-a-trekky2018 3 месяца назад
@@JeffTheNoobGamer ahhh got you 😆
@jsnew3154
@jsnew3154 4 месяца назад
Its 5am and this has set me for the whole day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thankyou Jimmy
@Radon_210-m1
@Radon_210-m1 4 месяца назад
as a trans guy I never could make that god damn towel turban, the theory works
@Flokisan
@Flokisan 4 месяца назад
Same 😂
@Dumb__Weeb
@Dumb__Weeb 4 месяца назад
As a trans dude who grew up with sisters, and in a very religious household who didn't let us cut our hair, yes I know how to do the turban towel, this theory does not work on me 😂
@cherrymarriedindiscord1404
@cherrymarriedindiscord1404 4 месяца назад
​@@Dumb__Weeb you had the gender fluid before you could be yourself
@eloaba57
@eloaba57 4 месяца назад
​@@Dumb__Weeb We got a few more questions🤔 Did you floss yourself like so *starts the exaggerate flossing*🤣
@thesilliestsillyofalltime
@thesilliestsillyofalltime 4 месяца назад
SAME
@tinyrocketship
@tinyrocketship 4 месяца назад
If people want a tutorial or are curious here’s how I do mine: 1. Aquire towel, place in between legs to hold on to for now 2. Flip hair over in front of face (it’s easier if you bend at the waist) 3. Rake hands through hair to make sure it’s all over in front of you and there won’t be pieces of hair left behind 3. Place edge of towel (any works but I prefer the long side) at nape of neck so that towel hangs over head 4. Bring left side of towel across forehead and underneath hair and hold it in place against forehead (just offside the middle of it) 5. Cross right side of towel over top of left, holding it in the same place with the same hand 6. Towel should now be loosely wrapped around hair (like an enchilada) if not, keep one hand holding the two pieces of towel together and maneuver hair until it looks like a towel enchilada 7. Twist towel enchilada to the right, when comfortable, take other hand away from forehead and help twist 8. Twist until desired tightness, although that is what makes or breaks the hold, so it’s your call 9. Gently flip the long piece of towel over your head so that it hangs down your back like a fancy ponytail, then stand up straight (flipping too fast may result in wrap flying off head and pulling hair. Unless you absolutely cranked that shit and are confident it’ll hold, in that case go for it) 10. Admire self in mirror and congratulate yourself on a job well done!
@Edward-cb5fc
@Edward-cb5fc 4 месяца назад
I was interested in this Then I clicked read more
@SalaveenaAslanga
@SalaveenaAslanga 4 месяца назад
Additional step if you like to also dance around once your hair is up: take two corner pieces from the dangling bit and wrap them around, one on either side, and tie them in the front of the base of the roll, and then there is no chance of accidently smacking yourself with a heavy wet towel while you dance.
@--KitsuneZurui--
@--KitsuneZurui-- 4 месяца назад
​@@SalaveenaAslanga This is new information! 😂
@kennedymckinley7146
@kennedymckinley7146 4 месяца назад
Additional: if your towel isn't too thick, you should be able to tuck the end of the twist into the back of the towel, that way it doesn't unravel
@mikechiam2032
@mikechiam2032 4 месяца назад
I can't read and towel myself. Anything shorter?
@ska2dt
@ska2dt 4 месяца назад
Every woman in that room thought he was talking about the different kind of towel thing.
@sharan9993
@sharan9993 4 месяца назад
What would that be
@jackwhitbread4583
@jackwhitbread4583 4 месяца назад
​@@sharan9993sanitary towel?
@potatopitoto3301
@potatopitoto3301 4 месяца назад
@@sharan9993period towel?
@EthanMallonee
@EthanMallonee 4 месяца назад
​@@sharan9993decorative towel?
@Spartanus7300
@Spartanus7300 4 месяца назад
Excuse me, What?
@Villene
@Villene 4 месяца назад
I just mimicked women I saw on TV, but there are tips. Position the towel at the base of your hairline, upsidedown. Follow the hem forward, holding snug, past your ears and to the forehead. Here's the tip: where the towel edges meet, roll the edges together a bit before twisting (same direction as roll) the whole towel snug, not tight, the stand and flip the towel rope to the back. If you have a smaller towel or less plush, you can even tuck the tail of the rope into the back edge at the nape of your neck to keep it from unravelling. Then untuck your ears if you so wish
@francofernandes2006
@francofernandes2006 4 месяца назад
I learned it from watching my mom. You kinda need long hair to do it, the hair forms a sort of axis you wrap the towel around.
@chocomini230
@chocomini230 4 месяца назад
to be honest i always believed it was the long hair that kept it in place but i cut my hair into a short bob for a while and still had no problem doing it. i think it’s more of a “practice makes perfect” and guys just haven’t practiced it
@gamecubefreakfr
@gamecubefreakfr 4 месяца назад
it became such a habit for me that I would do it even after I buzzed my hair down to a half inch and my fiance was like "but you don't have hair??" It didn't stop me tho lol
@_s_e_v_e_n_p_m_8886
@_s_e_v_e_n_p_m_8886 4 месяца назад
i cut my hair really short, like at my jawline short, and it still held up fine. i think it’s just a matter of getting the technique down.
@emilymg1
@emilymg1 4 месяца назад
Pixie cut girl here, no problem with the towel turban. 😂
@dariabrowczenko9682
@dariabrowczenko9682 4 месяца назад
Not really. I am a woman with short hair and can still do the turban perfectly
@annahovgaard2336
@annahovgaard2336 4 месяца назад
I distinctly remember originally using these special towels made for this and then later learning the method with normal towels. Best thing i've ever learned
@DontTagMeForAnInsult
@DontTagMeForAnInsult 4 месяца назад
I love how comedians speak on the things that men genuinely wonder about, especially the things we want to know about women but never ask 'em.
@plasmasnow22
@plasmasnow22 4 месяца назад
I'm a woman, and I SO WISH I knew how to do this. Maybe it's how thick my hair is...
@hyunxzseu
@hyunxzseu 4 месяца назад
On to the mens bathroom then
@michaelarena9186
@michaelarena9186 3 месяца назад
Maybe im outing myself, but as a dude who started growing out his hair. I believe I may have figured it out. You see once my hair got long it got hard to dry and i didn't want to rub frantically and damage it. So, I realize if I wrap it while leaning down then twist the towel with my hair in the twist and then you just flip it all back you get what he is talking about. My hair is pretty thick as well works fine.
@plasmasnow22
@plasmasnow22 3 месяца назад
@@michaelarena9186 I do it that way because my grandmother does it that way, but it just doesn't hold
@plasmasnow22
@plasmasnow22 3 месяца назад
@@hyunxzseu nooo thank you 😂
@Safiyahalishah
@Safiyahalishah 3 месяца назад
I had my mum help me do it a couple of times as a kid, but I've always hated how it feels. Nobody in my family does it anymore, it's weird.
@refaunish
@refaunish 4 месяца назад
As a trans woman, this is the kind of trans humor we need more of😭😭😭
@iixoren3506
@iixoren3506 4 месяца назад
Frrr
@L-Lawliet14
@L-Lawliet14 4 месяца назад
U a man.
@SwarmerGaming
@SwarmerGaming 4 месяца назад
Go get help.
@hellohaveagoodday
@hellohaveagoodday 4 месяца назад
​@@SwarmerGaminggo watch a building tutorial lmao your Minecraft build was awful
@SwarmerGaming
@SwarmerGaming 4 месяца назад
@@hellohaveagoodday if your talking about my profile picture it's 11 years old made by my daughter. Something only a man and woman can create. Thanks for your response lol
@lamokoverde
@lamokoverde 4 месяца назад
That "flossing yourself" thing made my day😂😂😂😂😂
@m4rt_
@m4rt_ 4 месяца назад
As a man, my mom taught me. At the time, I didn't have long hair, so I learned it for fun. Now I have long hair, and it's actually useful.
@Space_Drifter0621
@Space_Drifter0621 4 месяца назад
As a man with long hair, my "towel turbant" is more of a towel braid
@Edward-cb5fc
@Edward-cb5fc 4 месяца назад
I hope you become comfortable with your gender identity😂
@dgervais7527
@dgervais7527 4 месяца назад
When you do both💀
@Mr_St_One
@Mr_St_One 4 месяца назад
When i listen to his voice i hear the lyric " my money don't jiggle jiggle it falls"😂😂😂
@miledith555
@miledith555 4 месяца назад
To be honest I have no idea who taught me it. I’m guessing my mom, but honestly it’s very simple. 1. Flip your head down, making sure all the hair is hanging down in front of you 2. Place the towel on the back of your head (long side). 3. Grab the ends of the towel and close them around the hair. 4. Twist all the way from the bottom to your head. 5. Flip your head back along with the towel.
@kennedymckinley7146
@kennedymckinley7146 4 месяца назад
don't forget to tuck the end of the twist under the back if possible!
@onemysore6120
@onemysore6120 4 месяца назад
It’s ubiquitous and adopted by osmosis. Like the comb over for men.
@erverd8401
@erverd8401 4 месяца назад
Ik what osmosis means and It doesn't fit in that sentence at all
@internetnobody2245
@internetnobody2245 4 месяца назад
​@@erverd8401 it is tho, osmosis can be used to describe 'the process of gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas, knowledge, etc'. Took 20 seconds to look it up
@MiniTrainLoco
@MiniTrainLoco 4 месяца назад
I want to osmosised too 😂
@onemysore6120
@onemysore6120 4 месяца назад
@@internetnobody2245 And it (looking it up) was an example of the opposite of osmosis. We’re educating the world today.
@KaiDoesThingsAndStuff
@KaiDoesThingsAndStuff 3 месяца назад
As a non binary person who has no idea how to do the towel thing and has never once flossed myself, I feel validated and vindicated.
@readyplayerthree3
@readyplayerthree3 4 месяца назад
As a transfem, the information was just beamed into my head as soon as I started questioning myself.
@whodis2792
@whodis2792 4 месяца назад
You're a dude with long hair.
@jacobsh7
@jacobsh7 4 месяца назад
I’m a guy with long hair and I’ve been told multiple times “that’s not how you do it 😂”
@Ash-si5gi
@Ash-si5gi 4 месяца назад
I am trans and honestly didn’t like where this was going but Carr had me in tears like he always does. Holy fuck lol
@kaustubhpandey1395
@kaustubhpandey1395 4 месяца назад
Actually being good with these jokes is a SKILL
@tonyjoe3782
@tonyjoe3782 4 месяца назад
I can tell you, as a man, in highschool i grew my hair out to 14 inches. Its pretty fuckin easy to do (when you have long hair) Its more a, having hair thing... But the end of that clip got me 🤣
@CazCraven
@CazCraven 4 месяца назад
As a young boy my mother taught me this important skill I still use today.
@yourmomreacts3734
@yourmomreacts3734 4 месяца назад
Correction: young girl
@aliceshtewi6280
@aliceshtewi6280 4 месяца назад
As a female I’ve never been able to do this and I have tried many times
@thenarwhalmage
@thenarwhalmage 4 месяца назад
I’m sorry to tell you, but you officially have lost the title of woman.
@waltuhgaming6523
@waltuhgaming6523 4 месяца назад
Bad news dude
@piersderoos6941
@piersderoos6941 4 месяца назад
Whey to find out mate.
@ooggyboogy3988
@ooggyboogy3988 4 месяца назад
Let’s see if we can start a chain of rules you have to follow as a man because as another commentor put it you have lost the title of woman We are looking for the 10 rules people do not sate the other 5
@erverd8401
@erverd8401 4 месяца назад
Gotta watch porn
@brf5219
@brf5219 2 месяца назад
I'm a dude with long hair. I didn't have to learn it, I just kinda did it out. It's pretty intuitive.
@MG3887Griff
@MG3887Griff 4 месяца назад
Instructions unclear, am man, accidentally learned how to do it
@MiniTrainLoco
@MiniTrainLoco 4 месяца назад
Accidentally, sure 😂 that's what they all say. It's also usually how it starts. 🤣
@MG3887Griff
@MG3887Griff 4 месяца назад
@@MiniTrainLoco well nobody taught me it just kinda came naturally one day
@jackwhitbread4583
@jackwhitbread4583 4 месяца назад
Welcome to the club, women kind everywhere welcome you.
@falconplayz3420
@falconplayz3420 4 месяца назад
Its just a convenient way to dry your hair. I didnt realize so few guys actually did it.
@MG3887Griff
@MG3887Griff 4 месяца назад
@@falconplayz3420 basically nobody
@blacktemplar9499
@blacktemplar9499 4 месяца назад
As a guy with long hair, at some point i thought about how it should work, tried it out, and there we go, got the turban
@queeniemarigold
@queeniemarigold 4 месяца назад
Fairly sure it's a predominantly female thing because of hair length. Men *usually* don't have long long hair. And when you have long hair for a long time, you have to learn different skills, and towel hair wrapping is one of those skills. I had to learn and repeatedly do it as a child for me to perfect the towel wrap, it isn't really taught, just a child sees it in their parents, and wants to copy. Kids methods to take care of their hygiene almost always reflects their parents methods of hygiene that they *saw*. I use the word *saw* specifically, because if they aren't told and don't get to see someone else do it properly, they will do what they think will work, which may not always be correct. Like how some people with a vagina never learned wiping safely for their bodies health, because parents usually won't just detail bathroom skills for them as a child and they just do what works, because they weren't taught and were left to fend for themselves in the hygiene department. It's actually pretty fucked up that no one truly thinks about how important it is to properly teach kids body hygiene, and just expect them to understand what to do with little explanations. But the hair wrap can be done on short hair too btw, even bald heads, it's just much harder to make it stay secure without more hair to anchor it. I've had much much more issues doing it when my hair was short, compared to when my hair is long. But no, not a gender thing necessarily(besides the, more long haired people being female than male thing), just a skill that longer haired people learn. As it takes mych longer for long hair to dry than short hair, and no one wants to wait that long to get dressed, so putting it up in a towel just makes more sense.
@TheTideKing004
@TheTideKing004 4 месяца назад
It's genetic memory like mating rituals in animals.
@naomi-m2f
@naomi-m2f 3 месяца назад
That is so funny! As SOON as he said the " Towel Thing" I knew exactly what he meant! Lol!
@GabriellaBisson
@GabriellaBisson 4 месяца назад
Yes, because we have long hair to anchor it in. It's just a twist and flip. Its a great way to dry and control your hair. It's not a gendered thing, it's a long hair thing, it's just most women have long hair. My dad taught me how to do it because he had long hair when I was younger.
@elizabethmenegon8057
@elizabethmenegon8057 4 месяца назад
Not really.. I do it with my very short hair also 🙂 and my brother as well, talking about men.
@GabriellaBisson
@GabriellaBisson 4 месяца назад
@@elizabethmenegon8057 exactly. It's not a gendered thing.
@renjiai
@renjiai 4 месяца назад
You can do it with short hair if you make it tight enough around the head. It's just not very practical since short hair dries so fast anyway.
@haven.lights
@haven.lights 3 месяца назад
I'm a trans man and I have never in my life done the towel thing so- he's actually right
@WrenRAHHHH0w0
@WrenRAHHHH0w0 3 месяца назад
i’m a trans girl and i did it correctly earlier today for the first time :>, United we stand king
@RiveriaFall
@RiveriaFall 4 месяца назад
It was natural experimentation for me - I needed something to do with my hair so it didn’t drip down my clothes, and I tried stuff out until I figured out how to make the hat
@vwoop
@vwoop 2 месяца назад
for a second there at the beginning i thought the floss *was* the towel thing..
@davidmartin1015
@davidmartin1015 4 месяца назад
Very true observation , I first observed this over 60 years ago. We were two couples were briefly sharing a house and getting ready to go out , the women, as well as showering wanted to wash their hair before we went , I couldn’t see how this would work as there were no hair dryers there and we wanted to keep moving. We’ll be right they said so away they went next to emerge in their turban-like head towels . The hair was dry in about 5 minutes and I was very impressed with the effortless execution of the turban towel.
@Just_Curry
@Just_Curry 4 месяца назад
Ok
@windninjasol
@windninjasol 4 месяца назад
As a long haired man I think I can speak for all men when I say we can all do this.
@ndeeziandrew
@ndeeziandrew 4 месяца назад
🦗🦗🦗
@princepsbellum3413
@princepsbellum3413 4 месяца назад
Men with long hair are basically women, though
@windninjasol
@windninjasol 4 месяца назад
@@princepsbellum3413 how?
@windninjasol
@windninjasol 4 месяца назад
@@ndeeziandrew why cricket?
@TheTideKing004
@TheTideKing004 4 месяца назад
​you are a traitor to the brotherhood ma'am.
@Almost_Donovan.morris
@Almost_Donovan.morris 4 месяца назад
I floss I definitely floss😭😭🤣
@catothecensor
@catothecensor 4 месяца назад
I saw the flossing thing coming from a mile, and yet I broke out laughing my as$ off 😂😂😂
@robbiediles4242
@robbiediles4242 4 месяца назад
😂❤😅😊😅😅 we have crazy skills❤❤
@alex.hleconte6007
@alex.hleconte6007 4 месяца назад
I'm a man and my mom taught me this... ...when I was 4 years old
@sierrajane7073
@sierrajane7073 4 месяца назад
As a trans woman, the information for the perfect hair towel is encoded in estrogen. My first shot and I instantly knew exactly how.
@sansotandrea4063
@sansotandrea4063 4 месяца назад
As a trans person: this is great humor, see it is possible to joke about us without being insulting!
@brandonhall5615
@brandonhall5615 4 месяца назад
As a man who had long hair, it really isn't a fucking mystery.
@yvonnes7412
@yvonnes7412 4 месяца назад
“If you floss yourself….” 😂😂😂😂that got me 😂😂😂😂
@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 4 месяца назад
I'm a trans woman. I know how to do it. I learned it by watching my sisters and mom do it.
@itsdylanjenkins3897
@itsdylanjenkins3897 3 месяца назад
as a dude, i figured it out boys- grab the middle of the towel (long ways), lean forward, drape it over your head. From there, twist it, and flip it back over, to your back.
@JustYourLocalOtaku
@JustYourLocalOtaku 4 месяца назад
Great example of a trans joke that isnt misogynistic and is actually funny
@Mikdeelow
@Mikdeelow 16 дней назад
Jimmy is King of observation! The only trick I know with a towel is the ‘towel skirt’. (and I really want for a masculine term…)
@ghostedkilljoymemelord5340
@ghostedkilljoymemelord5340 4 месяца назад
That is ingrained in the DNA of all people who are assigned female at birth Sauce: am trans man
@mehraneinirad7522
@mehraneinirad7522 4 месяца назад
If you flush yourself, we have a few more questions … GOLD 😂
@IanM-id8or
@IanM-id8or 3 месяца назад
"If you floss yourself we have a few more questions" LOL
@regancarver7263
@regancarver7263 4 месяца назад
Elizabeth Banks in Scrubs after every lady in the room quickly makes a turban, "I love that we all know how to do that!"
@ic7846
@ic7846 4 месяца назад
Wtf I haven't laighed this hard at a clip in ages! I did not see that floss coming!
@m0narkh
@m0narkh 4 месяца назад
Bro why are all the women in here saying they saw it on their mom once and magically gained the ability to do it perfectly 💀
@StoneColdTreats
@StoneColdTreats 4 месяца назад
When he said “the towel thing” I immediately knew what he meant 😂
@davidcervantes7961
@davidcervantes7961 3 месяца назад
“I’m confused about my gender “ Me: here’s a towel
@justajuicepacket
@justajuicepacket 4 месяца назад
As a trans dude who can not do the turban to save my life, I see this as a win 🤣🤣
@izan07
@izan07 4 месяца назад
Ok that last thing was actually funny JAJAJAJAJ
@mewexum7554
@mewexum7554 4 месяца назад
As a trans woman, I do the towel turban perfectly
@Thescreaminghamsters
@Thescreaminghamsters 4 месяца назад
YES I’m nonbinary and my mom taught me how to make them but no matter how hard I tried it always fell apart
@noahengel3626
@noahengel3626 4 месяца назад
letting your hair dry naturally is just healthier for it than scrubbing the shit out of it. Ive had long hair for ages and taking care of it is just something you learn to do overtime
@tiny_lez_bunny
@tiny_lez_bunny 4 месяца назад
It's a lot easier than you'd think. I'm gonna explain this how i picked up on this... in a way that men may understand? Hold the towel like a horizontal rectangle. Bend over, so everything looks upside down. Lay the top edge of the towel on the back of your neck. You then grab the rest of the towel in your hands, and try to make it look like you have a front ponytail. Lol. Twist the pony tail like how you'd twist a park swing. Stand straight and flip the twist back... Like a mow hawk. I'll either sound confusing asf, or the dudes will get it. Lol. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
@sanguis_vulpis
@sanguis_vulpis 4 месяца назад
Saw it on my mom's head as a child and suddenly, I possessed the ability to create a perfect turban myself.
@yurinotkagarin
@yurinotkagarin 4 месяца назад
As a trans man, I can confirm I never learned the towel thing
@Skootfairy
@Skootfairy 4 месяца назад
Women typically have long hair, and that keeps the twist in place, short hair doesn't need a head towel any how. This only helps us determine who has long hair and who has short hair.
@CaraOhare-kp8hf
@CaraOhare-kp8hf 4 месяца назад
I wish I could keep the towel up. I have WAY too much hair for it to stick😂
@jennbriscoe2622
@jennbriscoe2622 2 месяца назад
As a woman, I always need two towels. One for my hair and one for my body. I'm not saying I floss,but I'm not saying I don't 😐. 😂
@tylerrslays
@tylerrslays 3 месяца назад
he’s not wrong, i’m a trans guy and even when i had long hair i could never figure it out😭
@KayAccords
@KayAccords 4 месяца назад
Nobody taught me. Got meself a towel one day and voila! Thousands upon thousands of woman ancestors experiences just materialised in my head.
@zoeywilliams4848
@zoeywilliams4848 4 месяца назад
I’m speaking for almost every woman here. We weren’t taught, it’s instinctive, the same way a snake crawls out of its egg and automatically knows how to hunt and fend for itself, or kinda like the way a horse only takes about an hour or two to start running around after birth. We saw someone else, usually our mothers, wearing it and we were like “yea that’s pretty smart”
@TTV.krypticlogik
@TTV.krypticlogik 4 месяца назад
I've flossed 😂😂😂😂 lmao such an amazing guy detail 😂😂😂😂
@reaper-mf
@reaper-mf 4 месяца назад
as a trans person, THIS IS HILARIOUS IF THIS OFFENDED U IDK U NEED TO GO GET CHECKED 😭
@doriwormx
@doriwormx 4 месяца назад
i'm a trans guy and basically once i learned it i never stopped doing it, it works MIRACLES, thanks mom!!!
@shady7921
@shady7921 3 месяца назад
He did such a great job with bringing up trans and not getting a negative reaction
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