Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes (2009) - FULL LIVE SHOW 

With all of his sex jokes I laugh imagining Jimmy actually having sex. Does he perform while performing? How could he not think of his own jokes mid coitus? Plz make another America tour, believe it or not we need you.

Jimmy . Most popular sex position is from Star Wars : Han(d) Solo :P

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I bet you felt nearly as guilty as old Jimmy as he defrauded the country of millions in tax. Luckily tax doesn't go toward the NHS and saving the lives of sick children..... Does it?

Laughs in pirate

@@nathanielpea5819 Yeah... Let's not overdramatize absolutely everything now...... Shall we?

@@nathanielpea5819 he probably still pay more in tax every year than you do in a lifetime

"You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a tv, you wouldn't watch a youtube video..."

Just like my dad.

@@sanne3465 always a classic

A nice change of pace

Yupp, but I really hope they both hooked up though! That would make this entire show so wholesome!

@@nikil428 Wondering the size of the queue though....

"Like a bulldog eating mayonaise" xD

And the very last jokes are pure fucking gold :D

Because he doesnt make enought money from doing them live woth Corona. And he kinda sucks. He will never be Lee Evans. Insulting people isnt funny. Its just Pathethic.

@@inceneration lol. The orony is your insulting him. 🤣

@@inceneration he is funny, stfu ur not a comedy police.

@@inceneration Lee Evans is overrated .. and has retired as a comic .... few years ago

"Free" 🤣🤣 a wannabe stand up comic right here. The cost is not financial.

Omfg lmao

Not with that face it isn't.

that’s how he looks with no make up🤣

@@danstanciu9549 Ohio. I o o Ohio to

True it is but in fairness Jimmy always looks creepy-scary.... hanging around schools with his white van.

That’s cool. Just means I’ll last longer 😄

@@dr.floridamanphd true 😆

Like fucking a bucket of water

He made a "Live in NY" show 2005. Its on youtube.... Its cringy cos you can tell he's holding back and that ruins the show completely.

We actually want him to come here and come full Force Problem is to many fucking snowflakes

Already happened

It's always scary when you don't know where the ventriloquist is

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I dont think "bro" was the correct term lmao 🤣

I wonder if they ever hooked up.

Didnt work out, it was indeed like throwing a sausage up an allyway 🤣

A dwarf wearing eyeglasses is a short-sighted short for short.

well that was an OVERsight wow im hilarious

Getting a bit too big for your boots

It'd be a tall order....

Try remembering the jokes. Teehee

I'll admit I'll laugh for seconds up to a minute, but days? That sounds like a condition Mr. Collins.

@@Seldomane That was more of a general statement of all his material, he is funny and witty.

Keep him please.

If I want my comeback, I have to get it from your mum.

Fk me you're late😂😂😂

Why are you gay

Yeah the child jokes can be a bit much, especially how trafficking has been exposed the last few years, but hey if we don't laugh about it

How would he know? The only fact is that the vaccinated can still spread, so what's the big deal about personal choice?

The gov also tell us to pay taxes.. Funny how its ok for Jim lad to pick n choose gov rules to follow..

V people are more likely to die of Covid than non V people. Check week 48 report from UKHSA.

@@PaulGillooly1 that does not mention mortality only percentages of who are and are not vaccinated. And that only states that unvaccinated people are more likely to have it. Could you link your source.

@@PaulGillooly1 actually it says that unvaxxed people are more likely to end up in intensive care.

Whuhan flu has nothing to do with it, it's government control

Wow, you are incredibly creepy.

@@travisbrunner2922 That's the point: Right up Jimmy's alley.

@@travisbrunner2922 perhaps incredibly truthful. Didn't Knee Chi say that you can tell a lot about a person by the amount of truth they can accept

This is creepy on so many different levels. Stay in Denmark.

I HAVE SEEN FUNNIER BULLET HOLES TO THE HEAD give ya self a slap

@@gordonthompson8634 he IS funny, you're not Gordon.

@@malthus101 got em

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Why are you gay?

Yes, the ones left, after he had to throw people out. You know, the people with a spine.

And what flavour soup Tracy likes.

... Just post in native language an let google translate :D

They most likely just fucked once and called it a day