If I could meet any comedian... it would be Sean Lock. But if I could meet any alive comedian it would be Jimmy Carr. If you come to Michigan please make fun of me.
I would choose Norm MacDonald. I do love S Lock, though. Alive? Doug Stanhope, hands down. Most of the greats are dead, alas. I keep waiting for a post-covid, extremely vile/hilarious new Jeselnik show. Tick tock, Anthony.