Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy loves nothing more than to rip on the members of the audience, but it doesn't help that they all make it so easy for him! What's your favourite roast from this compilation?
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@12foot97 4 года назад

The more you resist, the more he destroys you.

@Pikachu-qe7sn 4 года назад

*Well that sounds interesting* (Jk)

@that1childs933 4 года назад

Haha tru

@j8rh3ad43 3 года назад

That what she said

@Scratchingforcash 3 года назад

Weird but I kind of understand that......

@alexkapinga2024 3 года назад

@@Scratchingforcash Bruh... How you holdin' up?

@Notorious12345 4 года назад

His show might be the only comedy show where the back seats gets sold before the the front seats.

@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne 4 года назад

lol

@johnmullens2857 4 года назад

not the only show.. frankie boyle's shows get that aswell me thinks lol

@axypher 4 года назад

You need to check out Andrew Schulz

@Donadzea 4 года назад

@@axypher Ye, Andrew turns god mode versus front raw :)))))))))))))))

@bananapeaches6370 4 года назад

There’s a few Aussie ones one wants to avoid too... Rodney Rude being one ... he got my brother a beauty twenty years ago - he had a long pony tail ☝️ no no no 😂

@TeamAnbu65 4 года назад

Back seats will be a premium, front row will come with a discount and warning.

@ZarkowsWorld 4 года назад

It's like a modern-day Gallagher show

@sbIvanov 4 года назад

I'd take the front row and just sit back, relax and not look suspicious

@thefurrybastard1964 4 года назад

@@sbIvanov I'd take a front row seat and wear a Peter Kay T Shirt.

@johnathonnoakes4664 3 года назад

as i found out at a roy chubby brown show a few years back lol

@awzthemusicalreviews 3 года назад

@@thefurrybastard1964 unfortunately, I'm not Peter Kay....

@jaakkot9661 4 года назад

When the last lady went "Move along." Jimmy: I'm about to destroy this girl.

@danghj864 4 года назад

Jaakko T he defo was not meant to be with the guy

@jeremiahrandell8015 4 года назад

I feel like they are cheating with each other.

@DlcEnergy 4 года назад

Jimmy: "I'm about to end this girls whole carreer" Friend: "What career??"

@hanschenklein8124 4 года назад

And she continues to dig her grave ever deeper

@guywithknife 4 года назад

DLC ENERGY porn can be a career, i guess

@LycorisSound 4 года назад

I continue to be surprised at the number of people who bring their parents to Jimmy's shows!

@GrahamCStrouse 4 года назад

Lycoris Sound Or their kids... :-)

@beccacritchley8561 4 года назад

Im going with my parents in september 😂 i'll be 17 then

@BarrySlisk 4 года назад

@@beccacritchley8561 Do you have sexual relations with your parents? If not, then don't go. It'll be weird.

@therealKrak 4 года назад

Why? It doesn't matter cause their parents will watch it anyway on DVD... get it? xDDDD

@jimi159 4 года назад

I went with my parents and it was hilarious, sat fairly near the front but luckily didn’t get picked out

@learn-2-earnn 4 года назад

She made the biggest mistake of her life by asking him to move along...even the poor guy got dragged into it...

@rebeccaconlon9743 4 года назад

Barbara Streisand effect there

@andrewdavidson6495 4 года назад

yep can't believe she would say something like that when at a show by Jimmy Carr.

@rohit65132 4 года назад

Oh the horror that she faced after 😂 Jimmy rules !!

@Pringy 4 года назад

I wonder if they ever got together and if not, whether her current fella/husband is a Jimmy Carr fan and seen this 😂

@daviesdavies538 3 года назад

@@saintmatthew9100 agreed. Something more to that relationship than just fk buddies, cos single people wouldn't be ashamed of that. And the dude looked like he wanted to run outta there

@raistormrs 4 года назад

when i think about people getting offended by ricky gervais on that golden globe thing all i can think is … oh please let jimmy do that one just once please their heads will explode :P

@sugarnads 4 года назад

RaiStorM RS was thinking the exact same thing. Gods let jimmy carr loose on them

@Jayfive276 4 года назад

No one offended by Ricky gervais. Everyone is well aware of his schtick by now. There’s just people like you who think there were people who were offended and obsess over whether people were offended.

@kitxilla5390 4 года назад

Jayfive276 See your “insult” would be a lot more compelling if you deleted the Minecraft content of your channel.

@_KyleRC_ 4 года назад

Wait until they find out about frankie boyle

@tricky2055 4 года назад

That would be fantastic!

@Atombender 4 года назад

*Audience member heckles Jimmy Carr* Jimmy Carr: "So you have chosen death?"

@ytisfulloffreaks4189 Год назад

Weirdo

@RBHD93 4 года назад

Watched him live last year. Didn't realise he was more ruthless off camera. Absolute class

@HitZio0 3 года назад

If he came to an american auditorium, everyone in there would need rehab and a pocket bible.

@jay2k536 3 года назад

I've seen his US routine and it was soooo tame. Probably why he never made it there

@awzthemusicalreviews 3 года назад

I want him to come to Florida so badly, but I'd worry about his well being. People here take jokes WAY too fucking seriously

@guitarmatricide4834 2 года назад

To be fair, this is compiled from shows that are 10+ years old. People are getting thinner-skinned by the minute and it’s becoming more and more rampant in The U.S., The U.K. and Australia, especially... England is starting to flip out over comments made by John Cleese, instead of making his twilight years lovely which he deserves for being an inimitable legend.

@Supreme_321 2 года назад

@@guitarmatricide4834 It's a good job they haven't heard Bernard Manning or Roy 'Chubby' Brown then... 🤣

@mopnem 2 года назад

Anyone that says others are thin skinned are almost always thin skinned grown children themselves

@FenNick1994 4 года назад

The second-hand embarassment for these people is painful.

@badbadfull 4 года назад

How? They're praised for being mentioned.

@harrywatson-sims4200 4 года назад

This is exactly what makes British humour funny 😂

@hemstephen9234 4 года назад

"Move along" was the most self destructive thing to say 🤣🤣

@hillarymarie6335 4 года назад

British people have the best sense of humor. Dark humor, light humor, all type of humors. Here in the United State people are so sensitive 😒

@Sixpack104 3 года назад

I couldn't agree more, Texas here and I positively love British humor 😝

@twice_9463 3 года назад

Hillary Marie i feel bad for all the sensitive nittys in america 😂

@The_edible_flower 3 года назад

True. We know how to have a laugh!

@enagrubesic843 3 года назад

And their humour in films is consistent

@chenjiahui6799 3 года назад

on the dot!

@Charlie_Ses 2 года назад

Never watched Jimmy till they tried to cancel him for telling a joke, turns out he's bloody funny. Bravo Jimmy, keep on rocking.

@AleksandarIvanov69 2 года назад

You are in for treat mate ☺️

@SeanClaudeVanQuam Год назад

Oh, here we go. Another "meh meh meh cancel cancel meh meh meh" person. It's called consequences... ...and the reason Jimmy didn't suffer consequences is because the TARGET of his jokes aren't the SUBJECT of his jokes, unlike Chapelle and Gervais.

@troywright359 Год назад

@@SeanClaudeVanQuam Chappelle did nothing wrong

@minecraftnerd2175 Месяц назад

Ik I'm literally the most progressive person, woke you may say, but Jimmy carr is my fav comedian, because it's just jokes, and hilarious ones at that

@MykelLinden 4 года назад

"That isn't your mum there, is it?" (nods) At that moment, Jimmy realizes his joke backfired.

@insomniacbritgaming1632 4 года назад

But like the epic comedian he is.... carried on haha

@SDCLFC1 4 года назад

Pretty obvious he would have spotted them earlier and was trying to get someone who was with their mother.

@HunGredy 4 года назад

That was definitely how he wanted this to go down. He was probably already honing on them before the joke.

@Brayn126 3 года назад

He didn't realize his joke backfired, because it didn't.

@idou 3 года назад

«it was at this moment he knew, he’d fucked up»

@BeesCantSwim 4 года назад

"I thought you might have whispered it and it picked up an echo" LMFAO thank's Jimmy.

@MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 года назад

I don't get it. Is he saying that she was very strikingly stating it out?

@jackmaehoph4822 4 года назад

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Dude! Google, echo!

@MuayThaiSabaiSabai 3 года назад

Jack Maehoph I know what an echo is. But I still don‘t get it. English isn‘t my first language.

@MusicMasterTasmania 3 года назад

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Jimmy is implying the woman has slept with so many men and stretched out her- you know what, you figure it out from there xD

@joonasarmpalu7805 3 года назад

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai The woman shouted "NO!" really loud when Jimmy asked if (penis') size matters. Jimmy suggested that maybe the woman just whispered, but the whisper picked up an echo, which implies that the woman's vagina is very large/stretched out (and that's the reason why size matters for her).

@A_J_Gaming83 4 года назад

I find it great that Jimmy has elderly people as fans also. 👍👍

@clivewells7090 4 года назад

He's just incredible... the poshest looking man with the filthiest mind, the sharpest wit and absolutely lethal put downs. Amazing, Jimmy, many thanks and best wishes! X

@longdark4ever 4 года назад

I love comedians that interact with the audience, this was hilarious and no one is immune LOL, and that last lady probably to this day regrets saying "Move Along"

@davidbuschhorn6539 4 года назад

"Two days!" [punch] _"Don't draw attention to us for God's *sake*."_

@MrTolvan 4 года назад

who is the bride fliping the bird in th end ???

@babuguwda5504 4 года назад

Bulu

@babuguwda5504 4 года назад

@@MrTolvan financial services

@re_flow 4 года назад

You missed my favourite, the one where the parents bring their kids and being asked on moral dilemma!

@Heyda_Marvin 4 года назад

that one deserves a seperate episode

@DuckMastah07 4 года назад

That and the joke with Henry VIII, mindreading, australian accent and THAT GUY'S MUM

@CraterM 4 года назад

That on youtube? Video title?

@juliaconnell 4 года назад

well it is Vol. 1 - so maybe in volume 2 - or later...

@Malpheron 4 года назад

@@DuckMastah07 I think that one is already up. "I know you love, I can read your fucken mind."

@psychominded3243 4 года назад

I really hope Jimmy stays the same unlike most comedians who go all limp... So refreshing in this day and age.

@psychominded3243 4 года назад

@john bloggs it certainly is. It should be as simple as, if you don't like it, don't watch it!

@craigdawson1749 4 года назад

Nightmare better hope he stops the Botox addiction then coz every time I see him he's changed.

@psychominded3243 4 года назад

@@craigdawson1749 you know he uses botox? You know these are clips from different times? You know he has been losing weight?

@craigdawson1749 4 года назад

Nightmare his face has had more jabs than a secondhand dartboard from down the pub.

@NearlyH3adlessNick 4 года назад

That's ok, jimmy has a lot of practise thumbing it in. If he has....problems....as he grows up, I'm sure he'll figure it out.

@tahayasseri139 4 года назад

Finally Jimmy Carr discovered the Internet in 2020! and put all his shows from past decades on it.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

His channel exists since 2013 ...but it seems he only had one video on it for 5 years or so, then seriously started uploading.

@thomasczthomash1859 4 года назад

He loves that "what do you do? Depends on the guy probably" gag.

@nikolababadzhanov3554 2 года назад

Jimmy checking the audience. A girl: "Move along" Jimmy: "Ah, free real estate"

@aa1bb2cc3dd4 4 года назад

8:18 He left that kid WIDE open to respond with "Yeah you're probably not used to seeing them from the front". DAMNIT I'm so mad at that kid. That would been perfectttttt

@raymondbai2097 4 года назад

EyeInTheSky well done, good Sir.

@ipaf3363 4 года назад

Brilliant !

@huzzzer6083 4 года назад

The guy was quite shy

@wrenclark4907 3 года назад

Huzzzer true

@omokok1877 2 года назад

oh my gawd

@Dhark0rion 2 года назад

"You still having that problem with Sauroman and his Orc Army?" I fuckin' Lost it.

@jace_Henderson 2 года назад

Jimmy carr is so clever and slick it’s actually unreal how he can be so offensive without actually coming off as offensive.

@scl1332 4 года назад

Damn that cut at 8:50 just makes the next shot of Jimmy look like the Terminator

@Shr00ms30 4 года назад

The last lady should have just let him do his thing, it got worse the more she fought

@lizzymarlow5208 4 года назад

🤔 dumb blond. she willingly went to his show.lmao

@daviesdavies538 3 года назад

@@lizzymarlow5208 guessing it was her first Jimmy Carr show lol. That 'scuba diving' guy had the right idea and just laughed along. That's the only way to interact with Jimmy once he picks you ou

@alexkapinga2024 3 года назад

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@manubishe 3 года назад

R*pey vibes here

@Darkko88 2 года назад

That was my defense in court, it didn't go very well...

@letsgettipsy85 Год назад

I like the intense focus in his eyes when he’s scanning the room for targets 😂

@probablynotyourdad4616 4 года назад

“HeLlO” “Hello” Why is this my favourite part of the video

@nonyornats6218 4 года назад

P sure she said Harrow

@huzzzer6083 4 года назад

@@nonyornats6218 She said it like she was having a fucking stroke

@NewMessage 4 года назад

My wife called the birth of her first child a 'Growth removal procedure'.

@VictoriaSobocki 4 года назад

Hahaha

@anonymousdude4922 4 года назад

Diving school man got completely destroyed

@NearlyH3adlessNick 4 года назад

You think that's bad?? You should see the kid....

@DemonVido 4 года назад

His comedic timing is just perfect Even though he looks like a gay action figure 😄

@incognitos4342 4 года назад

With the hottest wife

@slickitkam116 4 года назад

Did you ever follow slickitkam on Instagram?

@bilalnadeem9164 4 года назад

indead

@coffeechestpains 3 года назад

I'm dead. Lmaoo.

@TheNoobsteak 2 года назад

@@incognitos4342 She looks like a truck.

@azbehocevar2051 4 года назад

This guy should be a comedian

@joeyleyshon-jones386 4 года назад

Varap ???

@Daniel-bb9qj 4 года назад

Yeah, maybe he could host a panel show or a countdown spin-off or something?

@joeyleyshon-jones386 4 года назад

Daniel oh lol 😂

@fartface7387 4 года назад

He is🤭

@chunkymammal464 4 года назад

@@fartface7387 r/woosh

@JackieGian 4 года назад

Has someone ever realised that he looks like Roger Federers a little fatter and a little meaner brother? 😂

@oguzugur8279 4 года назад

You're right at the top

@slashslash9777 4 года назад

Jackie Gian yes😃

@vanguardbreaker8826 4 года назад

and he laughs like Stampy

@decibell3866 3 года назад

He has a joke about it he's said live on stage. So he even knows lol

@60secondhistory9 3 года назад

Deci Bell he said his mom was roger Federer

@maxdraper6462 4 года назад

13:25 man I feel so bad for that guy 😂 just un called for 😂

@masterchief1520 3 года назад

It's a comedy show lol. They knew what were getting into.

@haziq_zm 3 года назад

he looks like grown up 'young sheldon'

@An_Actual_Kiwi 2 года назад

The "growth" guy got absolutely shat on so many times.

@MrGaleor 4 года назад

That last one definitely exposed an affair lol...

@grahamefreestone5309 4 года назад

3:16 Jimmy showing a bit of class by being nice to the woman whose phone rang. 👍

@vibes3690 3 года назад

That was my nan I’m not even joking 😂

@theemberboss7776 2 года назад

jimmys entire show could be him just roasting the audience and everyone would love it

@TheSuburban15 4 года назад

". . . three fellas. . . " I almost cut myself shaving.

@MissChanandlerBong1 4 года назад

Jimmy is so delightfully deranged. And that laugh of his is hysterical. Ah Ah Aaaah :)

@vi2e 4 года назад

you mean: Ah Ah Ah Aaaah!

@MissChanandlerBong1 4 года назад

@@vi2e Yeah that too lol. The first time I saw Jimmy I thought he was doing a fake laugh but that's how he really laughs. Which just makes him even funnier.

@vi2e 4 года назад

@@MissChanandlerBong1 thought the same! But it's real! XD

@braedenmclean5304 2 года назад

He laughs like count von count from Sesame Street

@benarchyuk837 4 года назад

Frankie boyle, Ricky gervais and jimmy Carr need to team up

@realsquidinc7428 4 года назад

BenArchy Uk my lungs would explode

@thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад

We just need a fourth Then they can end the world

@areek7643 4 года назад

@@thomasnolastname8734 Bill Burr? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3jMhoGUiIkk.html (Video starts at 2.26 min)

@OldSkoolF 4 года назад

Bill Burr

@pranavsingla5902 3 года назад

@@thomasnolastname8734 andrew schulz

@praxis6172 3 года назад

That was suicide telling Jimmy to move along.

@Trid3nt861 3 года назад

We need Jimmy Carr in the US.... his roasting prowess is on god tier.

@bongoslide 4 года назад

Always so very funny, I think you have to have a strong mind to dare sit at the front lmao

@StRose9 3 года назад

Damn... That blonde in the end really had no clue when to stop. He masacrated her. The more she resisted the more he burned her. The man is like a living sand.

@hatem4458 4 года назад

I swear everyone is sweating in those shows.

@DeadlyLazer 4 года назад

It's like being back in school with the teacher randomly selecting students to answer the question

@LeafShade 4 года назад

@@DeadlyLazer It's also like being an an oven with a tonne of strangers. But I don't think Jimmy is German.

@supernovagirl5741 3 года назад

From fear of being roasted by him lol

@Mercedes_Benz_Bros. 2 года назад

that girl at the end got ripped hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@romanminaster5180 4 года назад

"What's your name madam?" "Alexa" "Play Despacito"

@Traumatised311 4 года назад

Same, and when she said she does alot of things I was like yes ofc she is alexa

@Minotaur-cd9ch 4 года назад

come on man its 2020

@thegreatgatsby8180 4 года назад

@@Traumatised311 alexa, nothing but a bug developed by the bald headed creep.

@Mike_Muffler 4 года назад

This guy is great. He came out of nowhere... and just Destroys! ...and that Laugh! #TopTier #JimmyCarr #Lmao

@vabalokis 4 года назад

He came out of nowhere? what do you mean

@JesusisJesus 4 года назад

He’s so funny he has to laugh backwards.

@roncar1761 4 года назад

How many old or new comedians can walk out on a stage and "free style" like this and be FUNNY! 👏👍👏👍👏👍

@StarkNetwork666 4 года назад

Dave, Ricky there's only few left

@THE_VictoryPictures 4 года назад

6:43 that man’s forehead shines brighter than my future.

@andyhayward358 4 года назад

Bruhh 😂

@AndrewBarsky 3 года назад

Pro tip, don’t sit in the front row. 😂

@jace_Henderson 2 года назад

I would gladly sit in the front. What’s to be afraid of? Jokes? Not your typical american here would absolutely gladly take that front line.

@therandomreacher 3 года назад

My mouth and cheeks are hurting of laughter 😂 jimmy the legend 🔥

@hampus6647 4 года назад

17:20 I have a feeling one of them were having an affair xD they got waaay to embarrassed.

@lukerennie2991 4 года назад

Hampus Malm 100%

@felixfox5806 4 года назад

Love you for making me laugh so much. Your a real comical genius

@15mantas15 2 года назад

Don’t matter how many times I watch always makes me laugh

@reconquistalapatria2178 3 года назад

Talking to him is like suicide, even not talking to him is suicide 😂

@pizzapotato7161 3 года назад

The poor "diving guy" 😂😂😂😂😂

@samael4550 4 года назад

4:03 i was boutta laugh but holding it in and then Jimmy hit me with the shrug and I started dying lmao

@hoosierpatriot2280 2 года назад

This guy is a comedic genius

@brightsorcerer 4 года назад

That is an awesome collection!!! Ad lib at its very finest... Would love to see him live if he ever came through Canada. He is definitely the professor of comedy.

@coreyjohnston5962 2 года назад

Montreal just for laughs he has done that show a few times

@dawson8364 4 года назад

I'm convinced that Jimmy Carr has endless content.

@lollypop6577 2 года назад

I wish

@ryanvandermerwe5587 3 года назад

When Jimmy says "... What's that sorry?" game over

@christ562 4 года назад

Vicki takes it really well, and she has a great sense of humour too.

@709mash 4 года назад

The best way to not be so embarrassed is to roll with it. Learned that at a comedy club a few years back lol. It's good fun actually.

@AnimeRenegades 4 года назад

She does take it very well :)

@Officialmryuck 2 года назад

This guy is a legend. Much love from America.

@PhantomHT1320 2 года назад

girl in audience: "move along", jimmy: [target acquired]

@parmeshawncomedy1044 4 года назад

An absolute genius of comedy

@miguelmf 4 года назад

18:06 and THAT reaction is why I love to watch Jimmy

@erikfrankfurt4650 3 года назад

"You got hammered? So, your friend missed?" Quick wit.

@mariearmstrong7718 2 года назад

You never fail to brighten my day no matter how outrageous you are with your audience! Your brain is a magnificent thing!

@htxvandal5760 4 года назад

That was one of the best ones that has been put together .

@Peip692 4 года назад

Yo Jimmy I really appreciate you releasing all this compiled footage, I'm really enjoying it!

@reach2prasanna 4 года назад

I have been your fan for as long as I can remember Jimmy. Your quick wit is second to none. Wish to see you live someday.

@boozing8547 2 года назад

4:23 Didn’t expect Steven Gerrard at the show

@hsk8787 3 года назад

Lol love how far hes willing to take the jokes

@roshansubramanian9069 4 года назад

I liked the bit when he roasted someone

@arronbeta598 4 года назад

I for one thoroughly enjoyed the part where he made fun of people

@huzzzer6083 4 года назад

I liked the bit where someone was embarrassed in the audience

@henrybatchelor4445 4 года назад

Um that’s the point

@arronbeta598 4 года назад

@@henrybatchelor4445 ?

@TheStingOfDeath 4 года назад

@@henrybatchelor4445 woooooosh

@TheRatlord74 4 года назад

I laughed so much it hurts.

@mr_autodidact 2 года назад

Girl :My parents are gonna watch this. Jimmy: This is gonna be legendary.

@normanprice8810 2 года назад

“Where you from madam” “Dartford” For some reason this cracks me up way more than it should

@barrymichlowitz1071 4 года назад

When Jimmy told the man who had a growth removed to come up with a better story, it reminded me of something my grandfather told me. He grew up in Germany early in the 1910's. A man would go to a barber and get intentionally slashed on his cheek near his eye, then would go around telling everyone he got the wound in a sword fight.

@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 4 года назад

I believe the sword fight is called "the Schlager"

@holeintheleg 3 года назад

After just watching frankie Boyle s barrage this feels relatively restrained lol

@jeffharrison9185 3 года назад

The British spirit of Don Rickles has returned ... Brilliant!

@danielntemuse5653 4 года назад

11:06 seeing jimmy roast Joey Tribbianni was hilarious

@SG-hm7rf 4 года назад

That girl at the end got CRUCIFIED

@vanriela 4 года назад

14:30 how to roast a whole country haha

@SagaLiveTV 2 года назад

You are savage buddy, love your comedy and I’m happy I’ve never been on the receiving end of your jokes lol

@_KyleRC_ 4 года назад

12:43 jesus was not holding back

@wttao39 4 года назад

Brilliant improvisation with smashing bones humor!!! No matter how many times I've seen it all still I can't get enough! Way to go Jimmy. Be always YOU and WELL!!!

@jerryleahy9305 4 года назад

Wañďďerß

@SA77888 4 года назад

Glad he took it easy on the newly weds since this would be a day they would remember. He might avoid paying his taxes but at leasts hes got a heart, 😀