Job Simulator VR but I should never be hired

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Job Simulator is a great way of confirming I am useless at jobs
This video is sponsored by Oculus: bit.ly/2GS1LxD
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@leolinne4541 5 лет назад

“Shit, I’m gonna charge you for that anyway cause you were the last one to touch it.That’s the retail code of law” I’m dying of laughter

@Nice-pt9mp 5 лет назад

Lol

@JuliehPeglegs 5 лет назад

"I'm gonna give you the same cup" lmao

@nightmonkey9748 5 лет назад

“Ya you have it last, ya buy it fast”

@rustyschwa9562 5 лет назад

“Take that you filthy robots!” Detroit: Become Human (2018)

@donlasagna8694 5 лет назад

Rusty Schwa you are the greatest human ever, good sir or madam.

@TheBreakingBenny 5 лет назад

@@donlasagna8694 The stupid robot was right.

@rustyschwa9562 5 лет назад

Cashew R6S the story was a bit flawed, but I thought it was fun to play

@hh-zr5qp 5 лет назад

detroit: become human? more like bore: ragnarok

@saylaun3797 5 лет назад

Become:Human more like Become:Humour))

@oady4778 5 лет назад

"Oh I get to make my own soup!" "Grape juice, some ketchup....." ... "AND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER"

@randallthescandall7029 4 года назад

ojjao like mother used to make

@legojangofett1845 3 года назад

That went 0 to 100 real fast

@TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад

Soup, Soup & Soup Soup

@Panpaiii 3 года назад

Kevin: “alright you gambling addict grandma” Also Kevin: suddenly goes through 100 tickets trying to win

@Emil_Stoltz 2 года назад

That's not the same thing tho. Kevin is not a grandma!

@AgentTasmania 7 месяцев назад

It's not gambling if you didn't pay for them

@jupiterdoe1776 5 лет назад

*points at orange* "...and a lemon"

@himynameismaryyy 5 лет назад

Jupiter Doe He’s color blind.

@koda5173 5 лет назад

“Name a yellow fruit!” “ *_orange_* “

@outdated_meme9902 5 лет назад

Ashleyy don’t forget apple

@himynameismaryyy 5 лет назад

Outdated_Meme And grapes.

@outdated_meme9902 5 лет назад

Mary Dickey thanks I have no idea how I forgot

@gunnerdoo2573 5 лет назад

“Jesus, you’re gonna be an obese computer” and “I only have a few contagious diseases” are the best sentences spoken in human history

@toxicxero9028 4 года назад

The most underrated joke he said was "Let me make my signature dish, chicken sushi"

@blankblank1284 4 года назад

Whats so funny? Chicken are a type of fish. This should be common knowledge.

@kin1562 3 года назад

Blank Blank how is chicken a type of fish

@kin1562 3 года назад

Blank Blank chicken sushi is a thing but like when has it ever been called f i s h

@macaroon_nuggets8008 3 года назад

@@kin1562 Chicken is a type of fish because it meets all the requirements to be called a fish such as being fishy.

@uniwater2434 3 года назад

i think the joke is that we’d be referring to raw sushi (like sashimi and such) and chicken cant be eaten raw haha xD

@honestlywhatever 5 лет назад

I lost it when he drank the hot sauce then immediately threw it at the robot's face afterward like it was the normal thing to do lol

@randallthescandall7029 4 года назад

Jay W for Kevin it is normal

@a-bird-lover 5 лет назад

I am crying over grape juice hot sauce fire extinguisher soup in a can, "Just like mama used to make™"

@anidiot192 5 лет назад

I hope not! xd

@TheSmartSpy 5 лет назад

Lol 😂 me when I watched that part

@gallopinggoose6891 5 лет назад

Just like mum-bot used to make

@gmullen666 5 лет назад

"You don't have a mother"

@CoolGuy112 5 лет назад

dont cry

@harry-matakios1344 6 лет назад

You touch *last* you buy *fast*

@CallMeKevin 6 лет назад

I assume you didn't hear that in the video and you are just saying it since it's a very common saying

@harry-matakios1344 6 лет назад

Your assumption is indeed correct papa Kevin

@aegiseternal9375 6 лет назад

Lmao!🤣

@solierafromtheultrareconsquad 5 лет назад

That's what prostitutes say, right?

@ahammonds07 5 лет назад

Call Me Kevin Oh hi Kevin

@tylerwagner3488 5 лет назад

*Just sitting here, twiddling my TUMBS*

@ahammonds07 5 лет назад

Biggie Cheese And I’m gonna eat some *TUMS*

@user-rf4vc7mt4d 3 года назад

for me? ☺️👉👈

@nuttynutnut322 3 года назад

I can't tell whether this is irony or not

@anabeladavilla5462 5 лет назад

8:55 “Just like mom not used to make” “I hOpE nOt”

@KungFuKendrick 3 года назад

Mom bot*

@tarzan5932 3 года назад

When I clicked on the timestamp I immediately got an ad. I know it’s a year later but I’d like to make a formal complaint to your manager

@p1nkm8m 5 лет назад

“If Nothing Goes Wrong in the next 10 Seconds-“ *Kevin Ruins Everything* “So what about it” “Thats Why I Like You” Best Part

@mrEduardo354 5 лет назад

He never runed everything that fast: “If Nothing Goes Wrong in the next 10 Seconds-“ **Kevin get a Sonical speed to ruin everything**

@unlimitedsausages2779 5 лет назад

*fuckin yeets bread at his neighbor*

@himynameismaryyy 5 лет назад

Kpop Trash Don't forget when the robot said, "Howdy neighbor!"

@sebkiely5880 4 года назад

XDDDDDDDDDD

@Bowling4986 Год назад

@@himynameismaryyy that's what sold supervisor bot on the promotion

@daciangallimore1587 6 лет назад

“This machine could be used for solving world hunger, but no, we have to use it for your sugary drink.”

@TheWhiteHeadphones 6 лет назад

*sugary :P

@DeathnoteBB 6 лет назад

The depressing thing is we *could* solve world hunger but the corporations who own all the food refuse to let anyone have it without buying it at a supermarket first.

@TheWhiteHeadphones 6 лет назад

True. Also Nestle is doing that with water, too

@RedDuelist 6 лет назад

Surgery work hahaha

@TickFlicks 6 лет назад

you make it sound like supermarkets are the villains for producing food for middle and high class citizens. do you think they can just give away every bit of food they have? other people need to eat and be paid, too.

@electro.dash.666x7 5 лет назад

11:07 Imagine being in the actual room with him wearing the VR, on the floor, reaching for an invisible object, and just grunting going *'Please! Please I need it!'* First off, it'd be hilarious. Second, it'd be hilarious. Third, I have a really dirty mind so that'd also be hilarious but in another way.

@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 4 года назад

Dead Table don’t we all

@alexbeverlymaloryfransisco7847 3 года назад

OML U DORK😂😂😂😂

@zaidlacksalastname4905 2 года назад

"wow you're so funny and quirky"

@Matthew.Sweeney 5 лет назад

"If nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds--"

@Tainted_Human 5 лет назад

BOOM everything goes wrong XD

@asmergoli249 3 года назад

Famous last words

@Kn1feShift 5 лет назад

10:40 "thanks bro, ill be dead within a year." Literally every employee.

@kylefitz.2639 6 лет назад

*Throws bottle at robot* _"Howdy, neighbor"_

@CarmiBester 5 лет назад

Sounds like Flanders from the Simpson's xD

@himynameismaryyy 5 лет назад

Ordinary Productions *How about it?*

@ilikedogsandstuff 4 года назад

Victor from fallout nv:

@puredemon5926 5 лет назад

"Through no fault of my own, this place is a mess!" Me looking at my bedroom...

@LizStyles123 5 лет назад

Where can I get some grape juice, ketchup, and fire extinguisher soup

@commandergull8188 5 лет назад

elizabeth ebay

@himynameismaryyy 5 лет назад

elizabeth Amazon

@shinypie1111 5 лет назад

What the fuck? @SD.

@fredwood6107 5 лет назад

Craigslist

@tarani5aviel 4 года назад

@@Fuaarrkk LMAO

@Aveysaur 5 лет назад

"You might wanna leave now. This is a reverse stick up."

@ironicanimations 5 лет назад

Harmony Pitt my favorite part xD

@Matt-oo8qn 4 года назад

Eewwww furry

@SteveofArms 4 года назад

Wow you're hilarious! A quote!

@CosplayDreams16 4 года назад

Omg it was hilarious 😂😂😂

@captainloualbano2936 4 года назад

Matt I agree, Ew.

@Camthulhu 6 лет назад

I will always quote “can this machine play bread?” From now on

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 5 лет назад

1:21 “Sometimes I let Matches burn down to my fingertips to feel something, anything.” TOTALLY KEVIN’S QUOTE YOU GUYS

@Tainted_Human 5 лет назад

Noir speeder man uwu

@randallthescandall7029 4 года назад

Drew Tube it does sound like something Kevin would say

@kin1562 3 года назад

Randall The Scandall that’s why he said it????

@codypost497 5 лет назад

"I've never met a computer with a lisp before, your one of a kind" 😂

@DDSpearsMashups 6 лет назад

i'm crying from laughter

@Keith-vf9ml 5 лет назад

DDS Mashups same 😂

@bgshok5841 5 лет назад

same this is chaos XDD

@netriosilver 5 лет назад

same

@reusakmo5319 5 лет назад

Bro im acc dead

@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw 5 лет назад

Houd in reality I was

@MrAmunai 6 лет назад

i'd shop the hell out of the shop where Kevin retails

@Danny_LDS 6 лет назад

CEX

@jralph920 6 лет назад

Saaaame

@jamitiljander 6 лет назад

Sklatscht you wanna overpay a few grand? Ok

@bgshok5841 5 лет назад

3:19 how ya doin sir here *DO YOU WANT ME TALK ON YOUR PHONE?*

@maverickREAL 2 года назад

3:05 The comedic timing on "...Spare change, ma'am?" is absolutely perfect

@OldBuford 6 лет назад

"oh my inbox is so full, can i just delete all? yeah, delete all, ahhh thats better" legit me on mondays

@Truekingr6 6 лет назад

Jesus hes an amazing genius of comedy

@commandergull8188 5 лет назад

Truekingr6 yeah deadpool

@hellworm 2 года назад

I read it as "jesus has an amazing genius for comedy" and i was like are you calling him jesus? sorry for the shitty sentence making im sick

@vendettaknight104 3 года назад

"If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the promotion's yours!" *aggressively prints out more horse pictures*

@nebulagooms 5 лет назад

10:21 Legends say that he never touched his sandwich due to its beauty

@w7sh4ever9 5 лет назад

This dude is soo under rated, like he should have at least 2 mill on this lvl, he's actually pretty entertaining

@matlockcrowl3396 5 лет назад

way better than jack

@ahammonds07 5 лет назад

1.8 mil Kev is getting close

@nestormolina4415 5 лет назад

2.3 M ! Kevin has made it!!!

@nestormolina4415 5 лет назад

@@Pbyen The video has literally 2.327.804 views, are we talking about the followers of our Lord and damnation Jim Pickens?

@reynaldoroman3299 5 лет назад

SamPlaysStuff great

@MrMeeseeksPiano 6 лет назад

*Human music, I like It*

@TySama0 5 лет назад

Yooman.

@imgay463 5 лет назад

I just saw that when I saw this all ways happens

@darkness7885 5 лет назад

Time to get shwifty, shit on the floor yah.

@katlin8403 5 лет назад

420 likes

@aedrarising2760 5 лет назад

You're now listening to Earth Radio.

@geesegalore5594 5 лет назад

12:24 That's the smartest thing I've heard all day

@subjectdelta4758 5 лет назад

“This is a reverse stickup” ~ Kevin 2018

@3rdJan 6 лет назад

4 minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off. Great video as always!

@CallMeKevin 6 лет назад

So glad you enjoyed it my friend!

@3rdJan 6 лет назад

So glad you've played another VR game! Already massively enjoyed your Barfight game. I'd love to see more!

@kabhes9040 6 лет назад

2 minutes in and i was already choking on my milk

@Umbreedon 6 лет назад

when i first watched the video, i laughed my ass off at 1:00 no idea why

@ezekielidiot5557 5 лет назад

I choked on a poptart within a minute😆

@wiggity-wack 6 лет назад

This video was probably the best sponsored video I've ever seen. Also this game looks like it's loads of fun!

@MasculineMindset123 5 лет назад

Grandma computer- I’ll take my daily lottery ticket Kevin- ok you gambling addict Me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@insanePyro13 5 лет назад

As someone who works at a gas station/convenience store, Job simulator got it exactly right, lol.

@keziahchettleburgh4061 6 лет назад

Finally a RU-vidr got a real job lmaooo

@gogetac2r 6 лет назад

but still got the job...

@laurenc8813 6 лет назад

Well now we know his plan b if his RU-vid career fails..

@ytn675 6 лет назад

Lauren C yep

@fluuffytorch 6 лет назад

It won't.

@danielcampbell8422 6 лет назад

God damn not you again

@danielcampbell8422 6 лет назад

At least you only commented once this time

@danielcampbell8422 6 лет назад

Unlike me

@The_Wallflower 3 года назад

3:55 Yep, that is exactly how glasses look on a human face, that’s exactly what we see. 100% true.

@jeremyacevedo4267 5 лет назад

“If I employ all bad people, I’ll look better” Best business advice every.

@marcusshane 5 лет назад

The way he says Feck is too hilarious! XD

@okmate 6 лет назад

*puts on glasses* "Now I'm the boss, you're fired!" That was gold, thank you Kevin.

@tvjam428 5 лет назад

"Sorry! Just needed more room for horses!"

@Emma-hv8dc 4 года назад

In Kevin's mind, burritos are baguettes, twinkies are butter, and oranges are lemons

@cultural_kaden 5 лет назад

GODDAMMIT BOSS HERP IS UP BUT DERP IS DOWN

@CherryBun0325 5 лет назад

Anima Contritum THIS LITERALLY CAME UP RIGHT AS HE SAID IT 😂😂😂

@MrDUneven 6 лет назад

The cooking part made me laugh so hard I got an asthma attack. Good stuff.

@justintaschereau4079 5 лет назад

I was laughing so hard i got heartburn lmao

@MoonKnight11 5 лет назад

3 mins in and I am literally dying of laughter. I cant stop laughing!! This is just straight Hilarious! XD

@holopearl1829 2 года назад

0:59 the amount of panic over giving a robot simulated convenience store products for free will always send me

@chevyyy6487 6 лет назад

I remember when my friend got this on Playstation VR and I spent 20+ minutes in the chef game just smashing wine bottles.

@InkRose 6 лет назад

Don't worry Kevin, I would hire you. 👀

@scottdparrott 5 лет назад

Same He will be a great editor for my youtube channel

@mmello68 5 лет назад

@@scottdparrott just dont upload roblox

@r3do_ 5 лет назад

11:51 I Can't :D

@masami7193 5 лет назад

frinkous XD

@jimbobjonesstudio9105 4 года назад

*looks at burrito* *”Oh a baguette”*

@immortalelf5252 6 лет назад

Kevin and his horse drawing is a better love story then twilight

@FBI-real 5 лет назад

Immortal Elf everything is.

@RuuisuMori 6 лет назад

Kevin is the only human that would burn a tea bag XD

@user-jd3gf5xw1x 5 лет назад

btw go search p kevin on reddit

@FirstnameLastname-li5mi 5 лет назад

3:26 when you run out of pesticide

@avaaa3309 5 лет назад

Mom-Sweetie, what do you wanna be when you grow up? Me-Kevin! Mom-Why? Me-*SO I CAN MAKE A SIMS CULT AND THROW ITEMS AT PEOPLE AT WORK.* the usual.

@Tainted_Human 5 лет назад

We need more people who make comments like this

@jewelsthecat5331 4 года назад

Anti gacha Master just because you think gacha is bad doesn’t mean you need to be an asshole about it, just shut up, k? People can like what they want.

@jake.m 6 лет назад

"my butter" that's a Twinkie, Kevin.

@ashwath5733 6 лет назад

Jake Murphy He's European.

@sputnik7472 6 лет назад

Taste is about the same.

@thehllw 6 лет назад

What is a Twinkie lol

@kylefitz.2639 6 лет назад

Naa that's a pot of chili

@user-uh9qu1xg5h 6 лет назад

You touch it last You buy it fast

@rivetingeel2389 5 лет назад

“Mmm... just like Mom Bot used to make” “I hope not!”

@szabobali88 5 лет назад

10:20 He's not wolfing it down, he's basking in it's glory

@Noattentionplz 6 лет назад

I wish my work was that fun 😂

@gaypurpledinosaur 6 лет назад

The store clerk option always gives me terrible flash backs, especially the old lady not wanting the newspaper and complaining about the lottery.

@wegdhass5587 5 лет назад

0:59 my god I died of laughter

@masami7193 5 лет назад

WegDhass **Taps on the free button** SHIT!

@chandlersleziak6416 4 года назад

2:18 is one of my favorite Kevin "feck" moments. Lol 🤣

@blublyle22 6 лет назад

If your clients weren't robots, I'm pretty sure you would give food poisoning to at least half of them (especially the soup guy lol).

@theemperor-wh40k18 5 лет назад

Daniela Harumi Myself I am pretty sure that it is much more than 50%

@indicus9075 6 лет назад

Just like mombot used to make I HOPE NOT

@annnguyen6056 5 лет назад

I was waiting for him to say “Jokes on you feckers it was sugar free gum!”

@nyx3229 5 лет назад

Kevin Is The Best Employee Don’t Judge Him He Does His Work Better Than Us

@vanesszakovacs5615 5 лет назад

"Did you not LEAVE YET?" XDD IM DYING

@Parasiteve 6 лет назад

ok so the clerk job really reminds me of a little toy store playset i had and now i wanna play it lol. god i miss being a child and just not worrying about shit.

@thearousedeunuch 6 лет назад

If simulations are what you're looking for, I highly recommend Euro Truck Simulator, Car Mechanic Simulator and PC Building Simulator.

@thearousedeunuch 6 лет назад

And Farming Simulator.

@cherryblossom1460 5 лет назад

Lmao same :(

@snuffles6592 5 лет назад

I don't think I've ever laughed like this watching a video on youtube. Subscribed.

@coldtrain072207 4 месяца назад

You should start doing vr videos again. These have always been some of my favorite and I go back and watch them sometimes.

@CertifiedNEETClassic 6 лет назад

Is this how the Sims 4 restaurant works?

@lmnop29 6 лет назад

if the computers...do office work on computers...does this mean the computers make slave computers...???

@doge9251 5 лет назад

Feodksjd

@omegax743 5 лет назад

Lmao wtf woah

@0shadowr 5 лет назад

first humans do it now robot computer things next thing you know there'll be sentient bricks with cat legs and dolphin tails walking around with highly advanced technology and they'll be exploring planets that are 90% water and taken over by a disease and also creating domes in space with prehistoric ecosystems and they will be throwing humans in there to see if they can survive but also trapping monsters underground in a massive cave while containing entities capable of ending the world inside facilities but will then create a park on an island filled with dinosaurs and the sentient dolphin cat bricks will shortly become extinct or a superior species will evolve... like a hawk with flexing human arms and frog legs that will create a world where cats live in clans in the wild and.. alright i'll stop i just made references to 5 different games and a book series

@SuDaixi 5 лет назад

@Shadow Your comment is gold XD

@peblezQ 4 года назад

I wish I had an exit burrito when my job gets too stressful for me

@cassidysommers8346 5 лет назад

You're the only youtuber I can watch completely through 100% percent entertained without feeling the need to skip

@kneegrow7034 6 лет назад

Job simulator but I work as a school shoo- *INSPECTOR*

@dr.weird. 6 лет назад

ENCRYPTED NSA go on

@harry-matakios1344 6 лет назад

School Inspecting Prank [GONE WRONG GONE VIOLENT]

@Smiley_Face0 5 лет назад

@ihavesoup1648 5 лет назад

First day of schools gonna be a battle royale

@sarah-zh2lr 5 лет назад

oh boy am i glad you showed up in my recommends

@MoltenFreddy0414 5 лет назад

4:25 PUT THE GODDAMN SUGAR IN THE BAG

@makade.miigwan 5 лет назад

“Take it idc” when a customer is trying to tell their life story

@barbaro267 6 лет назад

"You might want to leave now. This is a reverse stick-up." "You touch it last, you buy it fast." "Hello, yes, I'd like to order 100 pictures of horses, please." LOL

@personwhoisinlovewithconvo7535 5 лет назад

this is the most funnest video ive ever watched

@macaroon_nuggets8008 4 года назад

Most funnest

@whoopdee-doo6393 5 лет назад

1:20 *freeze your brain.*

@himynameismaryyy 4 года назад

7:00 Kevin: "Can this machine play bread?" Me: **yes it can**

@AbhorrentCognizent 6 лет назад

I'll hire you as my father

@ChaosZero0079 6 лет назад

Please don't. Have you seen his work as a mom?

@AbhorrentCognizent 6 лет назад

ΩLucario I have. It's the reason I want him as a dad

@kalvincastro9042 5 лет назад

"Twiddling my tums" "Fek!" Love it!

@comrademew6803 5 лет назад

**destroys the office** “see? That’s why I like you.”

@rebeccab4044 5 лет назад

2:18 I swear I almost choked. Not joking I spat my drink out n couldn’t BREATH dude gotta stop making me laugh

@ajstaub 6 лет назад

"'I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liars chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I will keep myself I would find a way -Trent Reznor' -Johnny Cash" 1:18