Scared the hell outta me. I’m in SC and we just had a bear sighting in our neighborhood. I’m just listening to this audio while I work out. Garage door wide open and I heard bear! Then that growl and was like 👀…………yea im done. Came right upstairs.
If youve seen him talking about liking porn that includes girls not knowing theyre gunna get plowed at a massage parlor and then getting plowed. And he was saying he thought some were real and that that makes it even better. Then youd know this guys a little strange lol
That reminds me.... A man from my home town in Scotland was captured by the Japanese in Singapore during WW2. He was transported to a forced labour camp in Thailand to build a railway through the jungle. Then he was transported to Japan but the boat was torpedoed and sank in the Pacific. For five days he was stuck in the water in a massive slick of fuel oil while the other prisoners who survived the sinking were eaten by sharks. After fighting off the sharks and cooking in the sun, he was picked up again by the Japanese and taken to Hiroshima in time to survive the nuclear attack. When he got home, after the war, he never told his wife anything about what had happened because he didn't want to upset her. And he never spoke about it at all until she died. His name was Alistair Urquhart. Read his book, The Forgotten Highlander. Incredible. He died in 2016 aged 97. Rest In Peace Alistair. You earned it.
@@ight2060That's a decision for you. If my synopsis doesn't whet your appetite then it's maybe not for you. But if you are curious about the depths to which one part humanity can sink in it's abuse and torture of another part of humanity,, and if you are interested in that other part of humanity's capacity to survive and endure, that torture, then read it. I don't know what else to tell you. It will be one of the most remarkable, astonishing and upsetting tales of human endurance, sufferance and forbearance that you will ever read.
Well he's only scared by aincent killers that somehow are still around today. Both gators and sharks were around in some fairly direct form back when dinosaurs were alive.
@@sentryogmixmaster I've never seen so many comments complaining about one joke. His mother clearly was not an alligator meal, so why cry around when they joke that she almost was?
I dont use this account anymore The only one I’ve ever laughed at. I’ve seen a few hundreds of them with millions of likes. But this one is underrated.
3:35 “WHY IS THAT FUNNY” clearly this guy is a villain in a 90’s movie about a group of young friends getting hunted by a croc and this guy is the owner of that croc
@@mr.walkner526 It's fine to say clip. Everyone knows what the hell you are taking about. Just like engine and motor. Yeah motors are electric, blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck.
I met one of the 317 men that survived this. He told me wen the torpedo hit the Indianapolis he jumped as the boat was sinking, he was sucked under from the vacuum the boat created from going under, he was saved by an air pocket from one of the cabins in the ship escaping and rising to the surface. He happened to be directly above the air pocket and was pushed back to the surface after he had been sucked under far enough for his eardrums to rupture. He was then in the mass of men floating in the gulf of the Philippines for over a week. In a oil slick. He told me they would rotate on the debris floating and the life rafts they managed to get released before the ship sank. He told he personally witnessed over 50 men around him within a few dozen feet be ate alive. Incredible story to be honest
To be fair, Quint really does steal Jaws. Love Roy, but Quint kills it with his Ahab like vendetta for the shark. It's a shame people don't appreciate Jaws as much anymore for how ground breaking it was. At the time the shark was top notch animatronics, but because it had many malfunctions in filming the crew had to improvise a lot. The entire scene where Quint tells the story of the USS Indianapolis (the ship that sank and the sailors got picked off by sharks) was only shot bc the shark was not working that day, and it ends up being one of the best scenes in the whole movie.
I did a report on the USS Indianapolis in middle school. Crazy story. Some of them thought that if they dive like 10-15 feet they could drink the water down there. Surprise, the couldn't.
My Great Grandfather Richard Alfred Miles was aboard the USS Indianapolis the day it was struck. He was incapable of telling the entire story without shedding tears up until the day we lost him at age 92. He talked about how they lost many men from dehydration due to the heat and consumption of salt water. The sharks also did their part by assuring the water surrounding what few life rafts had not been destroyed by the torpedoes would remain crimson red with the most horrific aroma of death constantly lingering in the scorching Pacific sun for the four day ordeal. Never have I known a man as brave or tough as him, but some memories haunt us forever. RIP Chief Petty Officer Miles
Brandon Kutzler yep, the CA-35. I attend the annual get together and those are some tough badasses man. The accounts of it were absolutely horrendous. “317 survived” I believe is the name of the book.
The way Joe puts things is HILARIOUS 😂 “I was 11 years old lookin at alligators like ‘this is crazy, this is a god damn dinosaur.’ But then they got whacked into oblivion, people were making suitcases out of them.” Hahahaha I’m crying from laughing 😂
I live in Central Florida. I remember when alligators were protected and yes, they are everywhere now. Even the ponds in apartment complexes have them. It is not uncommon for people who live near bodies of fresh water to lose pets. A gator eating a dog wouldn't even make the local news.
This was such a good conversation... even the way they ping pong off one another toward the end to paint a pic of the hypothetical grizzly encounter. 🔥
I love these conversations! When you grow up on a farm you aware of your surroundings. I’ve lived in the city for the past 25 yrs. leaving my parent’s house to take my nieces on a hike, my mother shouts out “Don’t forget to watch for bears and copperheads”. 😳 It totally caught me off guard, she said it so nonchalantly. (hey honey look both ways while crossing the street)
