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John Mulaney - Street Smarts 

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@reverse88
@reverse88 Год назад
RIP JJ Bittenbinder, you ridiculous human and source of amazing comedy
@bunniesplaymc100
@bunniesplaymc100 Год назад
Oh he passed away?!
@SonicRyan1992
@SonicRyan1992 Год назад
The RedLetterMedia curse strikes again
@paujjay
@paujjay 9 месяцев назад
You're a ridiculous human.
@thingsihate_3333
@thingsihate_3333 8 месяцев назад
Holy fuck did he actually die?? 🥺😳😳😳
@williamslater-vf5ym
@williamslater-vf5ym 8 месяцев назад
​@@thingsihate_3333 died May 26th 2023.
@jaden_bricker
@jaden_bricker 2 года назад
Now John has to be on Best Of The Worst
@josephwiessner1558
@josephwiessner1558 2 года назад
I was happy that we saw them review it. I was so worried we would miss this golden opportunity
@Warmishcookies
@Warmishcookies 2 года назад
I’d love that
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 2 года назад
When they showed the Mulaney clip I pointed at the screen like Mike seeing an elderly person!
@justalittlealien
@justalittlealien 2 года назад
I literally just paused that episode when they said detective jj bittenbinder just to pull this video up
@drewblack3442
@drewblack3442 10 месяцев назад
I love finding RLM references in the wild.
@AmyC531
@AmyC531 2 года назад
The child's coffin line never fails to get a laugh from me. It's only slightly less funny than the note questioning if the money clip should be engraved.
@jakek1735
@jakek1735 2 года назад
I like how the "phone books don't leave bruises" thing has come up in both this and Trailer Park Boys
@muchunotmushu
@muchunotmushu 2 года назад
6:42 iconic
@michaelgallarza6869
@michaelgallarza6869 3 месяца назад
“You’re doing 2 to 10 and your kids are going into social services.”
@isaacangelo435
@isaacangelo435 2 года назад
"get on your back and kick upwards" Wouldn't that just put you in the position he wants you in?
@ritzexists2201
@ritzexists2201 Год назад
This is a real self defense technique. The idea is to kick to keep them back from you so you can find an opening to scutch away or run. But there’s a certain way to get up and it’s usually taught to young adults-adults, not children. Cause it’s not really effective when a kid does it
@thesatelliteslickers907
@thesatelliteslickers907 2 года назад
That's my secret. I'm always off my rhythm
@lawcane
@lawcane 2 года назад
RLM Black Spine Edition brought me here.
@InfamousLegato
@InfamousLegato 6 месяцев назад
Brush your teeth. Now boom! Orange juice. That's life.
@Launchpad05
@Launchpad05 2 года назад
Erin Mills sent me here.
@thomasbicknell175
@thomasbicknell175 Год назад
“Goddamn internet and their goddamn memes…”
@henryattfield8979
@henryattfield8979 2 года назад
2:06
@alexandradelliou
@alexandradelliou 2 года назад
2022: 698
@Duck1-1-1
@Duck1-1-1 6 месяцев назад
Whoa what the fuck is that!? THATS NOT MINE
@unlikelyali5922
@unlikelyali5922 6 дней назад
I think they’re turning left
@kevinwillems8720
@kevinwillems8720 8 месяцев назад
5:18
@tdata545
@tdata545 2 года назад
See us in the Southwest suburbs of Chicago weren't graced with JJ's presence. I don't really remember any stranger danger talks. MOSTLY because our "village"/"township" was mostly gated neighborhoods and upper-middle class people whose parents owned their businesses in cute things like medical practices, construction companies, law firms, or insurance in my family's case. SO... our very well funded police department was always out patrolling for the first non-white, non-asian (including india but not the middle east) looking person, since most often than not, they didn't belong there.
@Frostiken
@Frostiken Год назад
Oh geee ooooo look *somebody* grew up in Naperville.
@tdata545
@tdata545 Год назад
@@Frostiken NO, definitely not in Naperville. Cook County. I think Naperville is DuPage. WOW, have no idea how I got that county right. BUT ANYWHO... I was on the Cook County Will county border.
@narwall7289
@narwall7289 2 месяца назад
so peak
@music79075
@music79075 2 года назад
"That line never gets a laugh but once you write it, it stays in the act forever!" lmfao
@chaotic_chris9784
@chaotic_chris9784 Год назад
5:51
@thatguyknownaswill8180
@thatguyknownaswill8180 2 года назад
John Mulaney has the uncanny ability to look like a small child when he is speaking as one.
@Supermunch2000
@Supermunch2000 Год назад
It's June 2023... Rest in Peace Mr. JJ Bittenbinder, we might laugh but we love you.
@yeethittter1285
@yeethittter1285 2 года назад
6:19 Is the most underrated John Mulaney moment ever
@jaden_bricker
@jaden_bricker 2 года назад
I think that one is tied with the child coffin joke
@MikeDoyleRealMan44
@MikeDoyleRealMan44 2 года назад
5:56 Is THR best moment in the act
@BigStinky69
@BigStinky69 Год назад
Yeah the interview of the kid using the bittenbinder method is the best bit of this special
@Zeppelinfaktor
@Zeppelinfaktor Год назад
“Now HE’S cryin’!”
@ithinki854
@ithinki854 Год назад
now ive thrown him off his rythem
@FourthDerivative
@FourthDerivative Год назад
"If the Lindbergh baby had steel-toed boots, he'd still be alive today"
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 Год назад
At my school rather than talk about stranger danger they just put up 5 posters around the school that all said "don't trust strangers." And the only real assemblies we had were to tell us to go out and sell wrapping paper to strangers and as a reward the top 20 students would get to ride in a limousine....driven by strangers.
@greekfire1875
@greekfire1875 Год назад
I love how he flexes into that old school Chicago accent as the cop 😂
@KarenErskine
@KarenErskine Год назад
Detective Bittenbinder saved my life. What an awesome man. I loved him. We became friends.
@guthax30
@guthax30 2 года назад
How many people heard about bittenbinder through RLM the last couple days and then looked up this bit? Just curious.
@jakek1735
@jakek1735 2 года назад
I had the opposite experience, I knew about this bit and when the Bittenbinder tape popped up on RLM I was actively rooting for Rich to lose the game so they'd have to watch that one
@DustinM83
@DustinM83 2 года назад
*Raises Hand*
@guthax30
@guthax30 2 года назад
@@DustinM83 You raised your hand and i clapped! (Sorry couldn't resist the meme)
@guthax30
@guthax30 2 года назад
@@jakek1735 Yeah it's funny: the guy seems like a parody-magnet. First Mr. Show, then Mullaney and finally RLM.
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 2 года назад
I actually looked up Bittenbinder a while back, and found a recording of a presentation he gave to a bunch of adults (mostly women). Honestly, his advice was pretty good. Here's a paraphrase from part of it: "Let's say that a guy jumps out of a car, points a gun at you, and says 'Get in!'. Now, what are the odds that if you run, he's actually gonna shoot at you? Not very high, but let's say 50%. Now, if he does shoot at you, what are the chances he'll actually hit you? Not very high, but let's say 50%. Now, if he hits you, what are the chances you'll be seriously injured or killed? Not very high, but let's say 50%. Put that all together, and if you run away, your chance of being injured or killed is just 12.5%. That's really low, and you'd take those odds, right? Wanna know the real number? 2%. If you don't listen to him and run away, your odds of getting away fine are 98%."
@Phoenixlover628
@Phoenixlover628 Год назад
“And u r told this by an adult I don’t know” lol 😂 had me on the floor
@wes11bravo
@wes11bravo Год назад
"...and he goes 'Dat's not miiiine' and 'I never seen dat before'..."
@bemi201
@bemi201 Год назад
“boo hoo it’s in your jacket! and you’re doing 2-10 and your kids are going into social services!”
@mauiwowiemojo
@mauiwowiemojo Год назад
Whoa! what the fuck is this?
@interstate366
@interstate366 Год назад
That was…7-year-old John Mulaney, currently being sued for police brutality.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark Год назад
“Now HE’S cryin’.”
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 8 месяцев назад
"Now I've thrown him off his rhythm."
@knittylane3016
@knittylane3016 Год назад
Bittenbinder died today in Chicago.
@CAPappy
@CAPappy 2 года назад
I feel like this would go well with that Simpson clip of Moe teaching dance self-defense class
@samfilmkid
@samfilmkid 2 года назад
"Let's say one of your homies is dissin' your fly girl..."
@bossbeartherock6034
@bossbeartherock6034 2 года назад
@@samfilmkid" YA JUST GIVEM ONE OF THESE "
@matthewbartlett3442
@matthewbartlett3442 4 месяца назад
*Flips on his back and starts kicking like a baby getting his diaper changed
@bryndone
@bryndone 2 года назад
I’m just here because of Red Letter Media.
@5882300rickroll
@5882300rickroll 2 года назад
The only think more ridiculous than JJ bittenbinders name is his mustache.
@ReeseKlemm
@ReeseKlemm Год назад
RIP JJ BITTENBINDER 5/26 ❤
@minimumeffort7717
@minimumeffort7717 Год назад
Rest in peace Detective Bittenbinder ❤❤❤
@frillydress
@frillydress 2 года назад
THIS IS SO FUNNY THIS IS MY FAVORITE
@nochillciera
@nochillciera 2 года назад
im watching the boys right now and instantly thought of this when hughie's talking to the fed and mention secondary location lolool
@TheStoriesWeTell303
@TheStoriesWeTell303 4 месяца назад
brush your teeth now BOOM! Orange Juice! thaaat's life.
@matildadower7674
@matildadower7674 2 года назад
is this a photo or is my computer broken lol
@RepeatedFails
@RepeatedFails 2 года назад
This is so unbelievably funny
@kocainekobe
@kocainekobe 2 года назад
Sirius XM rawdog comedy brought me here😂🤷🏾‍♂️
@robertbadgley6291
@robertbadgley6291 Год назад
RIP JJ
@Ciborium
@Ciborium Год назад
GOUGE HIS EYES!! Sorry, wrong scaremonger.
@ImADeity
@ImADeity 2 года назад
Beautiful
@amndmirk
@amndmirk 2 года назад
how. how do you always pop up in videos i watch
@amndmirk
@amndmirk 2 года назад
or probs that was another gaster account.......
@ImADeity
@ImADeity 2 года назад
@@amndmirk I'm everywhere you are. He's an experiment, find and comment on another one of these comments and if it's me you'll know
@SeeingStrawbies
@SeeingStrawbies Год назад
In light of recent events, one question may be asked: was JJ Bittenbinder even real?
@barryliker
@barryliker 10 месяцев назад
yep, and he is NOT very happy about johns jokes
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 8 месяцев назад
He was real, he was ridiculous, and we miss him everyday.
@ingvarhallstrom2306
@ingvarhallstrom2306 7 месяцев назад
Wow, this is the only clip on this channel! That's the kinda dedication Mulaney would approve.
@avaeden2108
@avaeden2108 Год назад
STREETSMARTS! 🤣 Ich liebe den Kerl!
@stephaniecollins6052
@stephaniecollins6052 23 дня назад
I think the coffin line was very funny. Maybe because I don't like kids?
@samantha_chan72
@samantha_chan72 Год назад
69 comments?
@andrewboyle8371
@andrewboyle8371 2 года назад
Anyone here from have a word Patreon ep?
@sutton.s
@sutton.s Год назад
2:23 (ignore this i just need it for a specch thing)
@buttholebandit3815
@buttholebandit3815 2 года назад
Still quote this more then I should
@senfdame528
@senfdame528 Год назад
You qoute a 7 minute bit? Impressive :D
@dingobooty
@dingobooty 2 года назад
“BITE AND BIND HER”… I finally realized how messed up this joke is.
@jimmyskeletons7403
@jimmyskeletons7403 2 года назад
bro i don’t think that was a joke but good job connecting those dots lmao
@dingobooty
@dingobooty 2 года назад
@@jimmyskeletons7403 i meant to say ”lol” at the end.
@jogmesson
@jogmesson 2 года назад
You know JJ Bittenbinder is actually a real person right?
@jogmesson
@jogmesson 2 года назад
Like Mulaney description of him matches with the photo of him on Wikipedia.
@dingobooty
@dingobooty 2 года назад
@@jogmesson still too funny
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