Spaceycat331 AJ in the "my drunken stories" video (recently taken down) he says "my friend john smashed a 40L on the ground" the friend in this video is the same john
I read a story about a guy who did this in a nightclub. But instead of twenty seven reruns of the same song, it was two runs of a single, TWENTY SEVEN MINUTE atonal song called "The Seer."
I JUST DID THIS! My son (who knows and loves this bit) went to his prom, and then told us they were going to Buffalo Wild Wings. We were out and about, near BWW with his girlfriend's parents. so.we went to BWW first. And we waited. We were in the bar area where they couldn't go. Once they came in, I went over to juke box (was out of their view), and put in FIVE What's New Pussycat (WNP), one It's Not Unusual (INU). And one more WNP. The first WNP started a song or two later. EVERYTHING JOHN SAID IS TRUE! When the third WNP started, there were these two guys at the bar and heard them groan. Same with the fourth and fifth. Nothing when INU started, but when the WNP after INU started, the guy literally slapped hard at the bat and I heard him say "Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???" So after all that was done, we grabbed my son's waitress and paid their bill and told her to tell them someone in the bar did so. Them he came over, saw it was us and he was just dying,.red faced, "NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!" It was awesome.
+DeathByCake118 Was that code that was meant to say: "Judgement Boy sent me here because of his Undertale animations."? If so, I can relate. Judgement Boy sent me here too.
I've been doing this exact thing at the local bar I work at. I work the door and while it's slow, I can play What's New Pussycat for every other song on the jukebox through an app on my phone. Nobody can tell who's playing it and everyone starts cursing the bartenders for doing it all while I'm outside with tears streaming down my face.
the apartment I grew up in was 30 sec away from the Salt n Pepper diner, I loved that place! my dad even remembers where the Jukebox was. I'm really glad John M has immortalized the place ha ha
I have listened to this about fifteen times and it never wears thin. This is as good as Woody Allen's "The Moose" bit. I will even go out on a limb and say that he heard the Moose bit. Doesn't matter. This bit is perfectly crafted and is, without question, one of my favorite comedy bits of all time. It's a classic. So damn funny.
I think the very first time I heard this -Through iTunes radio- I was literally rolling around in the floor. I'm just lucky my family was all downstairs. I could not breathe I was scared I would die right then and there.
I loved this! I wonder why 297 people said they did not like this? Have they not yet got their 30 day chip for anger manegment? What kind of person would not get a kick out of this?
+Richard Graham Right, how could anybody possibly think differently from you? It's really not all that good; in fact (and this is me personally) it failed to yield a single laugh.
Once in spring on the lake my roommate and I were having a rough time relationship wise and we put on "Mirrors" by Justin Timberlake on loop for at least an hour... let me tell you, that song has some sort of magical properties. Instead of getting annoying it just kind of becomes the comfortable background of your life. So weird without it afterwards.
i remember watching this comedy show on tv years ago (i think it came out late 2000s?) and jesus christ, this story never gets old. every fucking time i hear it, i die laughing. it's one of my favourite stories, it's just so perfect. it is always, always funny!
Here's what you do once you find the jukebox set up a hidden camera then leave just to see what happens while you were away. That you don't get banned from the diner.
Holy crap I grew up going to that diner till it closed down a few years ago! That place, omg, it had great food and it was always a classic place to go to after Sunday church or some random weekend or holiday morning. Salt n' Pepper was a legit diner too, with the jukebox in the corner, his story is so legit too, lmao!!
Before I heard this story, my friends and I tried something similar in a Waffle House one night, but with "Funky Town". It stopped after the 2nd time through. I guess it's because the radio edit is played more often, but holy shit, you never realize just how long the breakdown in the middle of that song is until you have to sit through it twice in a row
Must have been a very big diner, 222 people were there at the time. Or at least, there are 222 people who were there that are still alive today to dislike this video. I heard in my head, what I wrote here, in John's voice 😂
In my early 20’s I was at a private yacht club bar and it was mostly senior citizens. They had a cd juke box with several 1980’s compilations. The usual air supply , Toto, reo speedwagon but on disc was “Ca Plane Pour Moi” by Plastic Bertrand. When it came on the older folks looked around as if someone hijacked the jukebox 😂
When he said the guy looked like he just got his 30 day chip from Abney management, I was leaning out of my chair slobbering on myself laughing with tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have listened to this and the homestuck one with the animation to this audio. And having listened to this several times laughing so hard my face hurts and nearly crying. I have come to remember that I have done this to friends and then to me. They just went big rather than going home. I hope to fund a restaurant with at least a digital jukebox do I can do something like this too. And maybe have a hat cam or something. It would be awesome.
I did the same at a Shakey's Pizza in Chicago, but I played Steve Martin's "King Tut" ten times. After the fourth or fifth play, somebody came out and yanked the power cord out of the wall so hard that sparks flew.
My friend and I did this same thing at the local Pizza Hut when we were kids. Except we used to play either Vasoline (sic) by STP or Free Fallin' by Tom Petty and we would usually leave after it started playing the second time.
Is this the same John who grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled “SCATTER” when the cops were called at that party? Cause if so that’s bloody hilarious
When I worked at TCBY in high school, my boss once left the store with the office closed and left the Frank Sinatra song Tangerine on loop all night long. I must have heard the song at least 50 times. I was semi-traumatized by the event. I feel bad for the people at the diner.
Man, I have to find more of this guy. I also really need to stop listening to funny shit at work because I'm trying so hard not to laugh too loudly right now.
BelatedGamer Nah Spry is right, I'm picking up the bad delivery too. I see a lot of children finding this bit really funny, I did too when I watched this a few years ago but now my standards are much higher. Good concept Bad delivery
In reality, shake shack (now open since 2018) is NOW where Da former diner usta to be. Apparently; da whole area got redeveloped back in 2017 after Da dinner shut it's doors down forever back in 2016.
