John on 'Calendar', 10th February 2015 

thanks Ken, tell John we love him, we listen to him every night.

not many geniuses like this anymore

I'm your number one french fan John! :)

My songwriting partner in the 80s went to Leeds uni and came back with a verse which I wrote the music for: “Calendar news, calendar news, They give you the news, And they give you the views, Of all the leading protagonists in the news”

“...when Tony Hatch crucified him.” 😂

So much love for these comedy geniuses. I take this over Keith Lemon and his like.

Two uploads in one day. It's no small miracle the internet didn't break down with all the traffic OOF!

People in the Calendar area would think this was for real& be scratching their heads.

Brilliant

I love shuttleworth!

nice one Ken.

Superb 😂

John for Prime Minister. Let's start a campaign

No waiters. ....cos it was a carvery, ya know Ooof!

" dispatched"😂😂😂...yer know

We're looking for a manager for our band. Ken?

She's a barrel..