John cant miss can he? So, when I first heard of him I thought his name was John Summat - summat being how northerners in the UK say 'something.' IDC how much he blows, he'll always be the guy called John who couldnt figure out what his DJ name would be and one fateful night after he double dropped and his mates trying to light a lollipop in the smokers area he said 'I think it should be John...Something' and thus, John Summat was born.
