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Johnny Carson Tonight Show - April 8,1992 - seg 5 - Steven Wright 

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Tonight's guest: Dolly Parton, Steven Wright, and Emma Thompson

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@dougleon5929
@dougleon5929 2 года назад
I love that Stephen thanked Johnny at the end for helping him with his start and then congratulated him on 30 years. All that quirky and still classy. 👍
@billbarrington8742
@billbarrington8742 Год назад
I heard Steven interviewed once and he said Johnny changed his life twice. Once as an inspiration and then by inviting him onto his show. Johnny clearly appreciated his humor - very unique and quite brilliant.
@michaelj.r457
@michaelj.r457 Год назад
Yeah, this was the month before Carson's retirement. I remember an interview with one of the Tonight Show producers who said that they almost had to turn down people in the final stretch because everyone, comedians especially, wanted to make one last appearence with Johnny and, like Steven, thank Johnny for what he had done for them. Look up Carson 1992 interviews and you will see a number of guests say how much they were going to miss Carson.
@rudolphguarnacci197
@rudolphguarnacci197 Год назад
Class act.
@lonelybro77
@lonelybro77 Год назад
Yah, and love that Carson would have people on that were a bit 'different' from the average. The true pro, he jumps in with the Alaska crack.
@mrreemann3739
@mrreemann3739 7 месяцев назад
Both Johnny and him were true gentleman ❤
@thorgt8197
@thorgt8197 6 месяцев назад
We will never see the likes of a Johnny Carson ever again. A bygone era of monumental people who truly were larger than life. I miss Johnny. RIP Mr Carson
@Ur2ez4me81
@Ur2ez4me81 4 месяца назад
We will bc history repeats itself. It just might not happen in our lifetime…
@james_tiberius_kirk73
@james_tiberius_kirk73 3 года назад
Steven Wright's Humor is actually very sophisticated and the result of genius.
@cretan982
@cretan982 3 года назад
It's not funny to me but hypnotic and thought provoking. I could listen to him all day
@lenhummel5614
@lenhummel5614 2 года назад
A truly brilliant, unique comedic mind. Strange how almost no one knows anything about his personal life.(!) 🤔
@88_mph76
@88_mph76 2 года назад
Agreed, well said
@88_mph76
@88_mph76 2 года назад
The both of yous
@roygumpel8415
@roygumpel8415 2 года назад
Really??!
@patsstudio
@patsstudio 2 года назад
I love the jokes that take a short while to really sink in, like "It's the story of a photographer who goes completely insane trying to take a close-up photograph of the horizon." The more you try to picture it, the more it makes you laugh.
@Mst3000113
@Mst3000113 5 лет назад
Steven grew up in my hometown. Never knew him but once when I was in college studying at the town library, some guy walked in that looked very familiar to me. I moved toward the entrance to get a closer look but he was gone. I glanced over to the Children's section to see the guy - who is about 6'+ tall - sitting at a tiny kids' table on a tiny kids' chair reading a tiny little book. At that moment a woman walks in the library looking for him at which point they both burst out laughing. It was then I realized it was Steven Wright.
@marcwords2253
@marcwords2253 5 лет назад
Great story. Thanks for sharing.
@Mst3000113
@Mst3000113 4 года назад
@@marcwords2253 the woman then said," Steven!! C'mon!!You are going to miss your flight!!!" So he gets up and walks toward the entrance. As he passes me, I said to him, "Hey, you look like Steven Wright." To which he dryly replies in his monotone voice, "Yeah, I guess I am."
@marcwords2253
@marcwords2253 4 года назад
@@Mst3000113 That's great. Reminds me once, when I first met Buck Henry. I said "You're Buck Henry". He said "Yeah, I know".
@bettybanaszak5748
@bettybanaszak5748 2 года назад
Hilarious
@neiljohnson7914
@neiljohnson7914 2 года назад
6:33 Steven looks much shorter than six feet when he stands next too 6'3" McMahon. I'd estimate him to be around 5'8"-5'9"
@mrniceguy3750
@mrniceguy3750 5 лет назад
This aired the day before my 21st birthday..... That’s all I’ve got.... Thanks for sharing this moment down memory lane.....
@oscarleedefur
@oscarleedefur Год назад
Steven Wright is the only comedian whose jokes you can fall asleep to, dream about, and then wake up and laugh.
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 Год назад
You fall asleep to one of his jokes, the video skips in the middle of the night and when you wake up you can only stutter Steven Wright jokes.
@alanmerkow1126
@alanmerkow1126 8 месяцев назад
I love watching Steven Wright and reading “smiletrainofficial”’s comment
@jamesbachreeves
@jamesbachreeves 4 года назад
I went into a diner and there was a sign that said "We serve breakfast anytime." So I said "I'll have french toast in the Renaissance."
@denbecr49
@denbecr49 3 года назад
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? The '70s Soviet Union. -not Steven Wright-
@ginarichards6307
@ginarichards6307 2 года назад
My second favorite,! Freaking hilarious 😂.
@donaldgraham6414
@donaldgraham6414 Месяц назад
This policy was brought in by a new manager who was really awesome. Before that, they only served slop in the Dark Ages.
@die.3695
@die.3695 3 года назад
“Don’t worry that’s just to tell if that bulb is working”... that killed me
@johnsmith-zy7xg
@johnsmith-zy7xg 2 года назад
We had a quicksand pit in our back garden. I was an only child...eventually... One of the first jokes I heard by Steve which made me laugh so hard it hurt...this man was unique!
@willdenoble1898
@willdenoble1898 2 года назад
His gag about powdered water always kills me.
@Leadeshipcoach
@Leadeshipcoach 2 года назад
🤣🤣👍
@Elizabeth-lj1vm
@Elizabeth-lj1vm Год назад
He still is!
@jimhaberlin6937
@jimhaberlin6937 11 месяцев назад
I met a girl in a bar and asked her for a match. She beat me 2 out of 3, that's the kind of girl she was.
@leonardpiercy9837
@leonardpiercy9837 4 года назад
I can't even look at him without laughing.
@freedomson1
@freedomson1 4 года назад
I had a switch in My house that didnt seem to control anything. I would turn it on and off once in a while. Then one day I got a letter from a lady in Germany. She said cut it out.
@timmaine3327
@timmaine3327 3 года назад
Very nice at the end when he congratulates Johnny.
@justayoutuber1906
@justayoutuber1906 3 года назад
Carson really launched his career when he was first on.
@Alloy7
@Alloy7 2 года назад
I liked that, a lot. Steven didn't have to go way outside his character to do that, was the feeling I got, and it surprised me.
@gsmiley2707
@gsmiley2707 5 лет назад
"The candle factory across the street caught fire... We all got out and sang happy birthday..."
@OddTimeMan
@OddTimeMan 5 лет назад
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
@sozeytozey
@sozeytozey 3 года назад
I love how it takes a second for the audience to understand some of the jokes
@wayneurquhart7192
@wayneurquhart7192 2 года назад
They were a lot quicker than me on a few jokes.
@connectedwave6101
@connectedwave6101 3 года назад
"All the sponges grow in the oceans, can you imagine how much water there would be if they didn't"? Brilliance, thanks Steven.
@KutWrite
@KutWrite 2 года назад
My favorite is "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
@patrickking9600
@patrickking9600 3 года назад
“You know we better get outta here they’re gonna blame this on us.” 😂
@markyounger1240
@markyounger1240 5 лет назад
Most people are afraid of heights, not me, I'm afraid of widths
@marioiacolucci
@marioiacolucci 4 года назад
Well said
@davidfromdownunder400
@davidfromdownunder400 3 года назад
My favourite Steven Wright line.
@hugohackenbush1554
@hugohackenbush1554 Год назад
The best comedian of the past 30+ years.
@kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
Hey that was super of Steven,I meant to say last time sincerely thanking johnny for having him on...most might may be say it after the show,but in 40 years plus that I been watching he's the only who said it to johnny.thanks piece thanks for the giggle.
@brotheldan2009
@brotheldan2009 3 года назад
i was thinking the same thig when i watched this very classy act
@impactisimminent8509
@impactisimminent8509 4 года назад
Steven Wright, and Mitch Hedberg. The greatest!!
@QDRox
@QDRox 4 года назад
So True! Genius!
@bradenrobinette2077
@bradenrobinette2077 3 года назад
When I first saw Anthony Jeselnik he reminded me of the both of them
@TopSecretVid
@TopSecretVid 3 года назад
Don’t forget Rodney...and Benny Hill
@lincolnmaceachern2410
@lincolnmaceachern2410 3 года назад
They're my 2 favourites too; the joke I loved the most? "bus, train." For Mitch it was the one about restaurant waiting list; " Bush, search party of 3, you can eat once you find the Dufrenes."
@heavnnnsent
@heavnnnsent 2 года назад
And Richard Jeni!
@Goggin68
@Goggin68 5 лет назад
He sometimes appeared on UK tv was brilliant he and Emo Phillips were my favourites back then
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
I love all of his jokes, but the one that I remember the best is 'Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time'. Love it so much that I made a t-shirt that says that on it.
@Tehownilator
@Tehownilator Год назад
Seeing him talk to Johnny makes him that much more intense, there was absolutely ZERO change at all.
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 3 года назад
I used to work at a factory that made fire hydrants but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
@billmatrisch4129
@billmatrisch4129 5 лет назад
one of his best is, " I live on a dead end street that's one way, I can never leave."
@subg8858
@subg8858 5 лет назад
I lived at such a location once. Felt guilty every time I backed out
@gsmiley2707
@gsmiley2707 5 лет назад
Sounds like a street in Montreal!
@clydeb7713
@clydeb7713 5 лет назад
Original and genius, both of them.
@golfhound
@golfhound 5 лет назад
My favorite by Steven - "You know you're paranoid when you come home and think all of your stuff has been replaced with an exact replica."
@myoldreteacher
@myoldreteacher 5 лет назад
My favourite line of his is, "You can't have everything, where would you put it?"
@gavinwilshaw2312
@gavinwilshaw2312 5 лет назад
@@myoldreteacher I also like, "Got food poisoning today - don't know when I'm going to use it". Also, "It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature".
@swmita
@swmita 5 лет назад
I bought some batteries ... but they weren't included.
@eddiekidd1760
@eddiekidd1760 5 лет назад
Golf Hound My fAvorite: " My theory of Evolution is Darwin was adopted"... 😂
@suchanhachan
@suchanhachan 5 лет назад
@@gavinwilshaw2312 My favorite Steven Wright joke is, "I went to a convenience store and the guy was out front locking the door. I said 'Hey, the sign says open 24 Hours'. The guy answered, 'Not in a row...' "
@5ynthesizerpatel
@5ynthesizerpatel 4 года назад
I was thrown out of the cinema for bringing my own food. My excuse was the prices are outrageous. Besides - I haven't had a barbecue in ages
@mrufino1
@mrufino1 3 года назад
I remember seeing him do that on half hour comedy hour, it was great with the video.
@elgiacomo
@elgiacomo 5 лет назад
Killer set. Great audience. Bravo!
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 5 лет назад
"My grandfather asked me how old I was I said 8, he said when I was your age I was 7"-Steven Wright
@youcanbesmartaskhow3857
@youcanbesmartaskhow3857 3 года назад
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@dylangatenby9928
@dylangatenby9928 5 лет назад
For those of you that don't know, this show was filmed at Studio One in Burbank on the NBC studios lot. Originally, it aired at Studio 6B in New York but was moved to Burbank later on. It featured the best band on television, the NBC orchestra or the Tonight Show band. It also featured Carson's sidekick Ed McMahon. Truly a magical show.
@SAHogan-ih3bo
@SAHogan-ih3bo 5 лет назад
DG: You know, that bit of info enhanced my enjoyment of this routine IMMEASURABLY--thx!!!
@dylangatenby9928
@dylangatenby9928 5 лет назад
@@SAHogan-ih3bo Your very welcome!
@marcusdamberger
@marcusdamberger 2 года назад
I got to walk the halls of that Burbank studio complex when Jay Leno was still doing his original stint at the then owned NBC studio. Right outside the studio where he was taping (studio 3?) was a big mural of all the hosts that had done the Tonight Show up to that point. A few years later I went to a taping of Jay Leno when he had returned, but this time it was taped in a separate sound stage on the Burbank studio lot, (studio 11?) not the original studio one that Johnny had started in. I understand part of the reason was Jay preferred a smaller more intimate setting with the audience, similar to comedy clubs he would play. The original studio one cold hold quite a large number of people. I think when Jay returned, studio three was occupied by that point, and he moved to studio 11. What was neat to see was how studio three was located right adjacent to where Jay parked one of his classic cars, literally a few steps away from the studio door. I could see how he would finish the show, change clothes, and walk to his car in less than 30 seconds from studio 3. I remember he was driving a baby blue MG with it's top down when I visited that day. Those Burbank studios' have since been sold off by NBC to some other company. I guess NBC decided having the Universal Studios was enough space for them.
@harrisonwintergreen1147
@harrisonwintergreen1147 5 лет назад
back when I was in high school all us weirdos could quote Stephen Wright routines to each other verbatim.
@plev10
@plev10 4 года назад
A funny thing happened to me yesterday. Wait ... That was in high school.
@joeyblow6283
@joeyblow6283 3 года назад
This was me! In 2005/2006 lol
@randymillhouse791
@randymillhouse791 3 года назад
Update: You're all still weird.
@The22on
@The22on 2 года назад
This will give away my age, but in HS I could do 2 routines verbatim: Bill Cosby doing Noah, and Mel Brooks 2,000 year old man
@robertnegron9706
@robertnegron9706 3 года назад
“ How old do you have to be to die from old age “. Lol
@joebittman5039
@joebittman5039 2 года назад
83 and older
@literatious308
@literatious308 3 года назад
30 years of Johnny Carson & then some. Remarkable longevity. All hail Karnak the Great!
@lordsatyros666
@lordsatyros666 4 года назад
"Got a papercut writing my suicide note...it's a start"
@aesir0784
@aesir0784 2 года назад
Man .... thank you for the clip! ... I didn't know how much I'd missed Carson. - Aesir -
@nigelgeiger6020
@nigelgeiger6020 5 лет назад
Best comic to ever do it!
@bigtexmacgonigle444
@bigtexmacgonigle444 5 лет назад
I finally got around to finish reading the dictionary....turns out the zebra did it......(gales of laughter.)
@pissedoffdude1
@pissedoffdude1 5 лет назад
LOL, oh I get it. I get jokes :)
@bigtexmacgonigle444
@bigtexmacgonigle444 5 лет назад
@@pissedoffdude1 Always glad to know another Simpsonophile :)
@pissedoffdude1
@pissedoffdude1 5 лет назад
@@bigtexmacgonigle444 Oooh, you went too far man. You could have just called me a homersexual :)
@blakfloyd
@blakfloyd 5 лет назад
@@pissedoffdude1 there's only a Margeinal difference between the two.
@DeiseSkelly
@DeiseSkelly 5 лет назад
I saw him in London a good few years ago and the punchline to reading the dictionary was - "I thought it was a surrealist poem".
@jac3054
@jac3054 3 года назад
I really liked my dental hygienist and wanted to spend more time with her, so I ate an entire bag of Oreos in the waiting room.
@bikerrider4845
@bikerrider4845 3 года назад
I bought a new coffee table last week, I got the decaffeinated style.
@IanCrouse
@IanCrouse 5 лет назад
The best one liners in comedy. Also Mitch Hedberg.
@PONYBOYonline
@PONYBOYonline 5 лет назад
I mean if you’re gonna make such a bold statement, you might as well be accurate and include others like Rodney Dangerfield
@mitchjones9342
@mitchjones9342 5 лет назад
PONYBOYonline ouch, so true!
@IanCrouse
@IanCrouse 5 лет назад
Rodney is a classic and shouldn't be forgotten.
@mitchjones9342
@mitchjones9342 5 лет назад
Ian Crouse Yeah but I did so thanks for helping me. I find him very funny and with that stupid face he makes..damn funny! Miss that guy..
@IanCrouse
@IanCrouse 5 лет назад
I miss his shoulder shrug. The shack and stern looks. Wonderful comic.
@michaelserby7697
@michaelserby7697 5 лет назад
Love his humor 💜
@edselguru
@edselguru 3 года назад
Woke up this morning in the middle of a dream, went straight into a daydream.
@myoldreteacher
@myoldreteacher 5 лет назад
I remember going to see him when he was in England. Good time. Great set. Arnold Brown opened for him.
@abelesser69
@abelesser69 4 года назад
Arnold who? Oh yeah Charlies older brother...Cherrie o
@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568
@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568 3 года назад
“What do you do?” *Steven: “I’m a peripheral visionary.”*
@ginarichards6307
@ginarichards6307 2 года назад
Brilliant. Funny, funny man.
@The22on
@The22on 5 лет назад
It was nice of Steven to thank Johnny. Carson loved talent - especially if it was 'different', new, and unusual - like Steven Wright. I think Johnny's favorite guest was Dangerfield. Johnny could sit back, relax, and know that the laughs would come without his help. I miss Carson. It was a different age back then. I knew that whatever happened that day - good or bad - at 11:30 he would be on and for a little while, the world would seem more 'normal' and relaxed. From what I read, Carson led an unhappy life, overall. Despite his fame and fortune, he always struggled because he says his mother was cold and didn't give him love as a child. In interviews, he blamed her for his failed marriages. It tells me that happiness is more that the great lifestyle he had. I've seen video of his house right on the ocean and it looks like a dream - the sound of the waves, the salt air, the sand.
@The22on
@The22on 5 лет назад
@Clay Potter That's interesting. Carson certainly battled many personal demons, as shown on his interview on 60 Minutes. But he was a very smart guy, and adept at 'public relations'. He managed to keep his problems off the front pages throughout his whole career. I bet if you ask most people what Carson is like, most would say, "...seems like a nice guy." How wrong they would be.
@avicennitegh1377
@avicennitegh1377 2 года назад
She sounds like Livia Soprano. Rolling Stones voted Livia one of the worst villains of all time.
@billbarrington8742
@billbarrington8742 2 года назад
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
@Jameswilllee
@Jameswilllee 5 лет назад
“When I was a kid I wish the first word I said was quote. That way right before I die I could say end quote”
@BabaBest2000
@BabaBest2000 3 года назад
Epic.
@galaxyii
@galaxyii 3 года назад
LOL
@parabellum5503
@parabellum5503 3 года назад
Brilliant
@johnchoat357
@johnchoat357 3 года назад
Interestingly AND correctly, the use of the word 'unquote' is incorrect, the words should be 'end quote'!
@Jameswilllee
@Jameswilllee 3 года назад
@@johnchoat357 dude you’re totally right. Ironically, i misquoted him. Even more embarrassing is that I’ve been walking around saying unquote my entire life up until now…..like an idiot.
@monolithgeometry3221
@monolithgeometry3221 5 лет назад
My fave comedian when I was young.
@plev10
@plev10 4 года назад
I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do. But I used to too.
@ginarichards6307
@ginarichards6307 2 года назад
I bought some batteries. They weren't included so I had to buy more. My favorite. Lol
@nealsausen4651
@nealsausen4651 3 года назад
: Steve Wright: I got a postcard today from a friend of mine, showed a picture of planet earth from out in space, the message she wrote on the back side “WISH YOU WERE HERE”!🤪
@gavinwilshaw2312
@gavinwilshaw2312 5 лет назад
Sometimes he puts on his tough guy persona; he does so in this set. I'm not fooled though - underneath he's still a sensitive, intelligent, gentle guy with a brilliant comic mind.
@angelmatos9143
@angelmatos9143 5 лет назад
Brilliance from 'left field'.
@vabriga1
@vabriga1 4 года назад
Brilliant. Just brilliant. It's telling, how the audience needs a second or two before they get the joke and start to laugh.
@nealhurwitz
@nealhurwitz 5 лет назад
good for Johnny... the guy is terrific!!!
@AngryRantsAndStuff
@AngryRantsAndStuff 4 года назад
That was about his funniest performance ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell over.
@astrotter
@astrotter 3 года назад
What a night -- I want to see Dolly Parton and Emma Thompson too!
@gusdogbrownlab435
@gusdogbrownlab435 3 года назад
''My apartment is so small I have to go outside to change my mind''
@osowallman5743
@osowallman5743 2 года назад
You can hear Johnny bursting out loud😆
@travisn2875
@travisn2875 3 года назад
I still love the ferns and plants as background.
@ericforman4721
@ericforman4721 5 лет назад
5:55 don’t think I didn’t see that smile, Steven.
@Stokjockey
@Stokjockey 3 года назад
"I used to be a parking attendant in Boston at Logan Airport. I parked jets. They let me go, though, because I kept locking the keys inside. One day I was on an 86-foot stepladder trying to get in the window with a coathanger.
@lardawg6794
@lardawg6794 3 года назад
I was driving down the street and the prescription on my glasses ran out.
@priestesspersephone9266
@priestesspersephone9266 5 лет назад
brilliant brainiac with a warm heart
@mrreemann3739
@mrreemann3739 7 месяцев назад
He's a surrealist!❤
@bd364
@bd364 Год назад
Thank you.
@hikewithmike4673
@hikewithmike4673 2 года назад
greatest comedian ever!
@technologyandinnovation4586
@technologyandinnovation4586 3 года назад
Boy .... I miss Johnny.
@dustyb58
@dustyb58 2 года назад
ive never heard so many jokes of his strung together as part of one story!
@dennisiacco7057
@dennisiacco7057 2 года назад
Carson was the BEST; nobody else even comes close!
@KidRhythm
@KidRhythm 5 лет назад
Sincerely, the guy on the couch...
@gogetavsvegito
@gogetavsvegito 5 лет назад
Thanks fr that I was trying to figure out where I seen him before
@davewestner
@davewestner Год назад
I've heard this shtick a few times before, but his delivery is always so good that it's funny each time
@basilbcf
@basilbcf 4 года назад
Why to they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
@SandraWantsCoke
@SandraWantsCoke 3 года назад
hahaha
@lardawg6794
@lardawg6794 3 года назад
I know when I’m gonna die because my birth certificate has an expiration date. Cop: Why were you going so fast ? Steven - Why ?....cause I had my foot to the floor.....see this ?....this steers it.
@dannolson6661
@dannolson6661 2 года назад
You have to be as dry as a dry dry martini to appreciate him. I do love both!
@clydecavalieri8490
@clydecavalieri8490 5 лет назад
I bought those whistles to keep deer away from your car. I installed them backwards. I looked in the rear view mirror, I was being chased by s herd.
@psychedelicmushroompeople
@psychedelicmushroompeople 5 лет назад
back in the days when you could actually kick back and watch late night talk shows without having the hosts spit their politics in your face, night after night after night ...
@yomommaiscalling
@yomommaiscalling 4 года назад
Is it just me or did people in general back then not always tell you who they were voting for?
@VideoAmericanStyle
@VideoAmericanStyle 2 года назад
Oh come on, your memory might be fading but Johnny’s monologues always, always had political jokes.
@Dusty999
@Dusty999 2 года назад
@@VideoAmericanStyle Carson would have jokes for both parties and he was not vicious.
@jerryrichardson2799
@jerryrichardson2799 Год назад
Trump hadn't become President, either. Have you maga morons got tired of losing yet?
@HighStakesDanny
@HighStakesDanny Год назад
How True
@archfapper211
@archfapper211 2 года назад
The original "so random." Also love when the Boston accent slips out
@ginarichards6307
@ginarichards6307 2 года назад
I was just saying the same thing about the accent! Represent! My favorite accent right now is Jon Knight from the backstreet boys. He restores farm houses now as well. I don't know if you've ever seen the commercials for it but he calls his show Fomhouse Fixah. Lmao. I live in Maryland now and it makes me long for home.
@MAllen-ng8pl
@MAllen-ng8pl 5 лет назад
this talent can't be taught.
@MakeMeLo
@MakeMeLo 2 года назад
Wow, I remember this guy! I was born in 80 and I was probably quite little when this happened. Edit: I see it says 92. I was 11 at the time.
@markthompson7940
@markthompson7940 5 лет назад
we better get out here before they think we did it🤣🤣
@ScottiePayne
@ScottiePayne 5 лет назад
“I spilled spot remover on my dog.... ......now he’s gone.”
@crystinamarie1
@crystinamarie1 5 лет назад
Scottie Payne 😂
@playdiscgolf1546
@playdiscgolf1546 11 месяцев назад
He really pulled off the “hat hair” look lol
@kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
Brilliant comedian,no curse words either damn I'm working on that and its hard.
@buzzkill808raven2
@buzzkill808raven2 5 лет назад
not saying I'm pro by any means but I find it very easy to write bits without swearing
@webbit1518
@webbit1518 5 лет назад
If an alien ever did stand up comedy he would be just like steven.
@thurgoodstubbs9670
@thurgoodstubbs9670 3 года назад
Why am I reminded of Dietrich on Barney Miller with many of the lines from this appearance. I’m very familiar with Steven Wright’s stuff and only now did I think of the two.
@danielyoung5137
@danielyoung5137 3 года назад
Delivery
@faithworldleader6891
@faithworldleader6891 3 года назад
Dietrich was my favorite! Haven't thought of him (or Barney Miller) in years. Always remember the one where they had to dress up as women to get a mugger and Harris didn't want to shave his moustache off.
@voiceguy3635
@voiceguy3635 3 года назад
Many comics would be happy to have a couple great jokes in 5 minutes-Wright had 20.
@sylviastreet
@sylviastreet 4 месяца назад
I love his dead pan humor!
@tomitstube
@tomitstube 5 лет назад
couldn't tell if he was still in character or that's his natural disposition. kind of a steven wright joke if you think about it.
@jimgeary
@jimgeary 5 лет назад
tomitstube I have a couple friends who were comics in 80s Boston. His character is his natural disposition.
@tomitstube
@tomitstube 5 лет назад
@@jimgeary thanks, i've always wondered about that.
@rudolphguarnacci197
@rudolphguarnacci197 5 лет назад
@@tomitstube good question
@edwardcohen5516
@edwardcohen5516 5 лет назад
Brilliant! 👍
@luannet.4470
@luannet.4470 4 года назад
Two Wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights do. (The second W in the first part of the previous sentence is not silent, it's invisible.)
@ryankklein
@ryankklein 3 года назад
He's like good dad joke guy. the OG
@edselguru
@edselguru 3 года назад
Less than two months before Carson's last show.
@bartram33
@bartram33 5 лет назад
I mistakenly put my car keys in my apartment keyhole, My apartment started up, so I drove it around for a while. A cop stopped me and asked where I lived, I said here.
@kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
Hey this is one I could not forget,and I always wondered where Rodney got,his.little okay gesture from and it was from Johnny he used to do it when he was pleased with your performance,I guess back years ago they did not talk to everyone,I didn't watch Carson since the beginning,I have for a lot of years,I love how Rodney took it personal as if,oh yeah I'm good enough to talk to u oh thank u Ceasar...hah hah,thanks for the thank s,I love comedy ,we need stand philosophers,they keep getting eatin by the Lions...oh thanks oh Caesar...
@punchline43
@punchline43 5 лет назад
"I knew I was gonna be the first child born because there was graffiti in the womb"~too bad he messed up there. Hella funny anyway.
@Lawliet734
@Lawliet734 5 лет назад
7:45 How should the joke have been? It doesn't make sense to me, unless it's "I knew I was _not_ gonna be the first child born..."
@ADKT2AUDIO
@ADKT2AUDIO 5 лет назад
Graffiti in the womb = Someplace no one has been in a long time. Abandoned. As in he knew he was the first child because no one had ever been in that womb.
@Lawliet734
@Lawliet734 5 лет назад
@@ADKT2AUDIO If "no one had ever been in that womb," who drew the graffiti? If "no one has [had] been in a long time. Abandoned," who was there before? If someone was there before, why did he abandon it? Was that person born? If so, how could Steven still "be the first child born"? Could he claim to be the first born if no child had been in that womb for years? If so, how many years? If you had a sibling born that many years before you, could you claim to be the first born? Would graffiti be a sign that the previous occupant was already dead? If so, how is graffiti related to the death of the artist? If Steven was in that womb after the previous occupant had died, could he claim to be the first born?
@Lawliet734
@Lawliet734 5 лет назад
@@ADKT2AUDIO Thank you for your reply. I love funny arguments that are easy to refute; they give me a heart-lifting, false sense of superiority. Graffiti on the wall, like ancient ruins in the wild, is not a sign that you're the first one there. I want to read your reasoning. If you don't reply, I can only presume you're too embarrassed.
@HaveYouSeenMyGardens
@HaveYouSeenMyGardens 4 года назад
@@Lawliet734 In one of his actual comedy specials he finishes the joke saying the graffiti read "Bob was here", implying that his older brother wrote that. So yeah he did mess it up or maybe purposely changed it in this interview, it was definitely originally that he knew he was not the first one born. What a mundane argument to take this seriously though, but yeah watch his material, he usually says "I knew I was not the first born child".
@SDW90808
@SDW90808 Год назад
OMG! I told ChatGPT to tell a joke in the style of Stephen Wright and it timed out!
@importpappa
@importpappa 5 лет назад
i understand the graffiti in the womb joke, cause in Europe graffiti is everywhere.
@hulado
@hulado 3 года назад
this guy always suprises. was sweet of him the way he thanked johnny.
@technologyandinnovation4586
@technologyandinnovation4586 3 года назад
It seems Johnny appreciated it. Both are class act.
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