Johnny vs. Classic Donkey Kong Games 

You ain't right! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Start of the Seth Rogan marathon

ehehehehehe thats the closest way i can type out a seth rogan laugh

"How high can you get?"

@@pass_ He should have a laugh off with DSP.

It's strange that according to one of the Mario & Sonic Olympic Games (even though it's unlikely that this is canon) one of the toads stated that Mario "gained" his superhuman powers by climbing the skyscrapers while saving Pauline.

@@lordkaijux5262 Must've been a Black Panther-style trial where he was stripped of his superhuman jumping abilities and was put through trials to earn his title of the Jumpman lol

Take note, Hollywood, this is character development.

@@icedcapplord710 this is gonna be relevant info for the mario movie huh?

"LIVE AND LEARN!" - Famous Mario Song

Right lmao this is one of my new favorite vids of his

This style of humor kinda reminds me of Scott the Woz, which is a good thing.

fucking love this video

You know what they say, creativity comes out of limitation. These games are about as simple as you can get, and what we got was a really funny episode.

I think he probably put a bit more EXTRA effort on the humor because he was presenting this at a convention. Not to say that Johnny isn’t funny all the time or doesn’t try, but I think for this video (along with say his Knuckles Chaotix and Mega Man X reviews which he also presented at past TMG cons), he put a bit more emphasis on empty spots where he could get BIG laughs from crowds. Damn, I forget the user’s name but someone already uploaded a YT video of Johnny’s whole Too Many Games 2022 Panel before this video was uploaded. For anyone who’s interested I highly recommend you watching that to get an example when I’m talking about above.

I heard from that game first from a cover of the showdown of the tower theme cuz it was awesome

Did you forget about Antdude?

Is a really good Gameboy gameboy game.

It's a fucking masterpiece.

This was the first video game I ever owned. I bought it because I thought it was a Mario game, and was initially incredibly disappointed that it wasn't the game I thought it was. I grew to love it within a few days, though.

Wouldn't be the first time

Or like Sonic without his nose

@@paulwoodburn1220 or Spnic with 2 eyes

Or with blue arms

@@esmooth919 Mario without a Moustache and hat (and wearing the retro colors), looks like Stanley the Bugman.

Mama mia the cruel a meatball of a war has rolled onto our a laps and a ruined our white a pants of a peace.

I thought of Mortal Kombat first (which is due in no small part to Johnny): "The Lin Kuei are not ninjas."

Donkey Kong (original early 80s trilogy): Didn’t age the best (the gameplay had even a loveable character like Mario off to a rough start with his over-sensitivity, the music (while nostalgically 8-bit) can be a bit repetitive!. And yet, slightly later ports of this game never improved upon what was wrong with the original.) Donkey Kong 4 (aka Donkey Kong ‘94): Unlike the rest because of its much more advanced (even for its time) presentation with a ton of cartoonish life put into it and very detailed levels (plus while it’s not the first one to make Pauline more memorable than ever before (Super Mario Odyssey 1… the. Mario Tennis Aces and Mario Golf: Super Rush), it’s definitely the first one to sport her attractive design with long brown hair, especially in porns (rizdraws’s depiction of Peach and Pauline having gay sex, daijovuvu’s depiction of Pauline on a nude beach (which feels like a tribute to Sigurd Hosenfeld’s drawings of Mario princesses on a nude beach made over a decade ago), etc) where she also has thick feminine thighs, a round booty, a vagina and a completely bottomless body to make her even sexier than her post-1993 self. It really makes us wonder if Mario was either cheating on both of them (formerly Pauline and currently Peach) at different times or if he has more than one girlfriend being, at the minimum, both of them. Because earlier in the comment, I said that Mario would be one of my favourite characters even though I thought Peach and Pauline were almost there (because despite being able to play like athletes, they would also act like damsels in distress, which is what makes us like Daisy and especially Rosalina and most other Mario characters in general all the more), I would like to think of it as the latter) *Those are my thoughts on the Donkey Kong main games before It breathed new life with the Donkey Kong Country trilogy in the mid 1990s (mid 2000s as the GBA versions and late 1990s as the Donkey Kong Land trilogy), same as SCMJ’s*

@@kieranstark7213 PARDON ON THE PAULINE SECTION FOR DONKEY KONG ‘94

Exactly how I feel about his videos.

@@thatkidroshay I think the reason why the character is named Donkey, is because the word as the letters K,O, and N. Which those three letters would also be in the world (Kong).

The room was roaring at the how high can you get joke

@@demi-fiendoftime3825 and I love how everyone applauded when he jumped off his porch

The dong has expanded.

Yeah

I thought he said 64 was gonna be the end of the marathon for now

Honestly I can't wait until he gets to the new DKC games. I'm always curious to hear people's in-depth opinions on DKCR. It's a bit of a middle child at this point due to DKCTF.

Ive been patiently waiting for this for years

Zass zass

Even so, it’s kinda weird how this is where Nintendo and SEGA’s rivalry began, because SEGA wanted to copy off the success of others, but not understanding what made those games good.

The scientist on the cover looks like Nigel Thornberry

Funny fact, Congo Bongo was made by Sega alongside the original crew that helped Nintendo get off the ground, Ikegami Shushinki

@Lucas The Phantom Thief Nintendo of Japan wanted to localize a game called 3d Rally, but Nintendo of America said no because it's not edgy😎 enough. This made Takaya Imamura sad🙁🙁🙁 so he needed to watch a movie. That film was Tim Burtons Batman🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯, and that become the Inspiration for F-zero🏎🏎🏎🏎.

I did. I heard him talk about that game more than once with both SGB and BSC.

Looks like a 20 year old college student again.

@@anonymoustroll2432 way better than reveiw tech USA with out 1 (sorry rich)

@@johnlawful2272 that dude has legit mental problems

@@johnlawful2272 Not sorry tho, I don't like him too lol

Peeled Johnny

When I was a kid, probably about seven or eight, I actually stumbled upon this arcade cabinet at a corner store near the beach somewhere in Jacksonville, North Carolina. And I was kind of enamored with the game after that. The soundtrack definitely helped. And I was already exposed to the first two games beforehand, so I was like, "there was a *_third_* donkey Kong game I didn't know about?"

I Wonder will Donkey Kong 64 drive Johnny to Alcohol 😂😂😂

@@kingslayer2999 People complain about DK 64's backtracking!!!!!

Speaking of banana slamma…

@@cybercop0083 What you mean?

@@SegaNintendoGuy64 Slamma on my Banana

@@SegaNintendoGuy64 The cartoon must be part of the marathon, is what I mean!! Review the songs! ALL the songs! DKC 2K22! Forever!!!!

@@cybercop0083 Uhhh I don't think so, He only does Video Games, Sometimes he does his thoughts on the movies like Sonic 1 and 2, But I highly doubt he would cover the DKC cartoon show, So that's out of the question.

And if he doesn't then what would happen?

@@lordkaijux5262 He's too out of shape to dance. After what happened with Sonic Free Riders he doesn't want to do something like that again.

Didn't expect you to comment on a SomecallmeJohnny video. -It's because of DK isn't it?-

And considering how many hats he used to were back in the Black Box days... There's a reason why I always wear his construction outfit whenever I go to the Wrecking Crew stage in Smash.

I do like Mario vs Donkey Kong, But I just don't think it's as good as Donkey Kong 94... And the rest of the games are nothing but Lemmings.

I'd say the first one fits because its literally the sequel to DK94. The others are more Mario & Wario.

Goomba Bobblehead, you buy one, you get one free!

@@StarmanYeti I'll take 20!

Lonely Goomba is the undisputed 🐐 of DK reviews, the same way SCMJ is the 🐐 of Sonic reviews

I would assume those will be covered after the SNES Country games, DK Land, and 64. Maybe Diddy Kong Racing.

Ikr I wish they remastered it

That was the first thing i thought of the first time i laid eyes on a DS, because i used to own that Donkey Kong Game&Watch when I was a kid.

So yeah, it's cool that we're getting a remake of the GBA game. Maybe we can get more MvsDK games like this in the future, rather than the Mini style that IMO got very stale.

It was still disappointing that Mario never appeared in Wreck It Ralph.

@@lordkaijux5262 Yeah, his name was mentioned in the apartment party scene though I think, if I remember right. Weren't there talks about him appearing in the sequel? What happened to that? Did Nintendo end up declining?

It's like Mario without his mustache

@@Weareonenation303 Or Sonic without his nose.

How true is that?

@@esmooth919 The games themselves tell show how true it is. Cranky is the Donkey Kong from the arcade and NES games and in Mario Kart, JR has red fur like how Donkey Kong has in the SNES and subsequent games following SNES Donkey Kong.