5:32 Josuke Hitsuragi's pompadour is a time travel paradox. Actually, the fact that he lived as long as he did is a time travel paradox. His pompadour is what inspired him to have a pompadour. Because his present self saved his past self.
0:34 sorry but it wasn't pure skill, technically it was plot convenience, like come on, what had Zeppeli to do in the exact same place where Jonathan was? And why did he know about a conveniently usefull technique for Jonathan to defeat Dio?
Well kars was the so called “ultimate life form”, dio had the world (time stop) and vampirism and not to mention upgraded time stop, jotaro beat Kira because joskue was injured and giorno couldn’t beat diavolo because not enough strength nor any way to counter king crimson.
00:43 defeated villain's right hand by using string to produce a face shaped quilt, that was described in binary ( ! ), which was somehow written by hand onto one page of unlined paper, on short notice, with no significant mistakes and clear resolution? It's a good thing they both took their CS courses I guess. I still liked stone ocean but even they couldn't quite suspend my disbelief there.