JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast - Animation 

It's the three year anniversary of this video!! I just put out an hour-long behind the scenes breakdown of it, go take a look!! 💙 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-llN0rGLX7RU.html

Just noticing Joseph’s tombstone says Dead: definitely

Love the attention to detail in this series In the 5 years earlier part Joseph says "I want to be spiderman when I grow up" then in the part 3 episode near the end where kakyoin and Joseph are swinging with their stands exactly like spiderman, Joseph screams "always wish upon a star"

Jojo, why do you bring a tomi gun and 10 grenades to the café? "It's a surprise tool that will help us later"

i love that kars bouncing around at 3:53 isnt even exaggerated, he LITERALLY bounces around like that at the bottom of the ravine

Summary: *jojo kills 4 sexy Aztec gods who strip for a stone face mask so that they don’t get an extreme sun burn*

Caesar: JoJo how did you lose your arm. JoJo: I got into a Kars accident

"Roll for charisma" "20" "ugh fine" Best lines this whole video

"My special ability is bubbles." "Thanks, I hate it." Such a small moment, yet it perfectly encapsulates how petty the animosity between Joseph and Caesar is at first and also manages to be gutbustingly hilarious due to the delivery. Well done sir.

1:40 "Aiyaiyaiyaiyaiay" "Doot doot doot doot" i lost it lmfao

So are we just gonna not even try to acknowledge Smokey’s existence.

2:05 Meanwhile in Venice: Shows Trish and Buccerati for a split second there.

“I wanna be Spider-Man when I grow up!” *50 years later* “ALWAYS WISH ON A STAAAARRRRR!”

Oh god, Stardust Crusaders is going to be a nightmare. Edit: I was completely correct.

I still can't get over the fact that here he says "I wanna be Spiderman when I grow up!" and in the part 3 but really really fast video, when he's swinging around with kakyoin, he goes "Always wish upon a star!" it's such a damn good meta joke, bravo dude

"I am Caesar Zeppeli and I hate you" "I hate you too" "My special ability is bubbles" " *Thanks* *I* *hate* *it* "

Wamuu: Roll Charisma *20* So is this every Joseph battle?

Viva you genius. *You waited TWO YEARS to make a single joke callback.*

"Hey, I thought you were dead." "I got better." "Me too!" "WHAT THE FU-" Best JOJO plot twist EVER.

transcription of 3:40 from Behind the Scenes video Joseph: I kicked the ground to get snow in your face and then I grabbed onto this icicle- uh oh, that didn't work! I grab onto more as they're falling and connect them using my magic sunlight powers because magnets, even though I was falling for two minutes straight. Kars: I stab you so you have to come down with me so we fall and I win because you definitely won't survive this fall and I will because I'm a Suuuperman Caesar: Don't worry I will help you too by connecting even more icicles because I predicted you would do that because you're just that dumb behind the scenes video is linked in viva's pinned comment but here's another link anyway: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-llN0rGLX7RU.html

This was probably unintentional but I love how well Joseph's death explanation (I.e. the way he's speaking) fits so well with the background music

“I wanna be SPIDERMAN when I grow up!” He did when he got hermit purple Edit:wow this comment really exploded edit 2 electric boogaloo:this comment was removed but now it’s back *return of the king*

1:34 this is the most british Joseph joestar gets, it's quite british

Seismic toss into the well is the most underrated moment in this Also: "Hey i thought you were dead" "I got better"

Joseph predicted "fire in the hole" meme

Who saw Trish and Bucciarati in the “Meanwhile in Venice?”

4:07 I cried here for like an hour and this is how it’s represented?

1:45 love that dnd reference

Don’t mind me, I’m just saving a link for my favorite part 5:54

I'm honestly rewatching this series for like the 5th time because it continues to bring me back into JoJos. Viva Reverie, you have made something incredible and all of us will appreciate it for literal years to come. //fist bump to all of you guys, gals, and non-binary pals//

“Am I having a fever dream or something” This could literally describe anything that happens in Jojo’s

Von stroheim: has no legs Joseph: creates a leg for him and then cuts it

0:20 FIRE IN THE HOLE

Ah yes the classic villains of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency... COLUMN FELLOWS

4:44 "am i having a fever dream?" describes jojo perfectly

2:06 the time is upon us

“I thought you were dead” “I got better” I love that quote

For anyone looking for the Part 5 clip, go to 2:05 and pause like, every frame.

Ok so i translated the part where they're all falling and talking over eachother: *INHALE* Joseph: I kick the ground to get snow in your face and then I grab onto this icicle and then I grab onto more as they're falling exactly as I'm putting my magic sunlight powers into them because magnets even though I was falling for two minutes strait. Column fellow number 3: I got the rock and I'm now falling. I stab you so you're now coming down with me and we're falling and I don't have to worry about the ice or falling because I'm a suuuper man. Hirohiko is just that dumb. Caesar: Don't worry- (drowned out by everyone else and I'm not being lazy at all. Definitely. Definitely.) {It turned out Caesar wasn't actually drowned out.}

Piller man:I sleep *COLUMN FELLOWS* :ASCENDED

Column fellows: ok guys is time to show joseph what we are made of... *Ayayay*

3:21 So it's the same type of stand as Hierophant Green.

Old Joseph: Josuke, we need to hunt down the serial killer! Josuke: Why don't you just use your Stand? Old Joseph: Hnnhh---- your hair is wrong, nYEEH *throws comb*

0:55 if you havent watched jojo part 2 then try and i mean really try to explain this

“My name is Kars you cock *car noises*” I can’t-

The amount of references in each of these Jojo videos is amazing especially when you get 20 percent OH MY GOD

Favorite joke is the “German soldiers”

*my squirrel is a hand* A weapon to surpass metal gear.

Thanks for these 😭 I'm watching Jojo really slowly (it's been a year and I'm almost done with part 5, so worth it) and I have a pretty bad memory. These are pretty good refreshers to catch me up with the story

I love how the start of the Venice scene in this video and very fast part 5 are connected for a split second that detail is amazing

In all honesty I kinda screamed when joeseph decided to pull out a tommy gun on straightzo, I've been watching so many kid/kid friendly shows I was caught so off guard

3:40 Most impressive voice cake. 5:25 ULTIMATE VOICE CHAIN

1:40 caught me off gaurd. I was tearing through my laugh.

2:06 lol it connects perfectly with golden winds cut to this scene lol

"Oh look Lisa Lisa is naked"

And the next thing you're going to say is: "I saw Bruno and Trish."

I watch this series instead of the actual anime

Lol i did the right timing and paused at the time where bruno and trish shows up

"Roll charisma!" "Twenty." "Ugh, fine, I won't kill you."

“I want to be spider man when I grow up!” Foreshadowing vs DIO

"I just learned the word osmosis" I love this way too much.

“I only have a week left to live now.” “LoOk At ThIs RoCk.”

“And then column fellow #1 came out of the horse...” (Screams) “...As a blind unicorn” AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH am I having a fever dream?

0:22 he got his wish. He also swings around with hermit purple like Tarzan (which he says is one of his favourite films).

"Thanks I hate it."

The synchronized "WHAT THE FU-" was perfect

0:02 Narrator : Four- **literally trips over a fking stair hall** Me : *died*

*chops off leg* “AAAAAAHHH THANK YOU!”

“Uhhh... YOUR BREATHING IS WRONG”. Favourite line. Are we gonna get one for stardust crusaders as well?

Imagine how long Stardust Crusaders will be?

3:34 having watched all of this part, yeah this is exactly what that fight felt like

"Nyegh! And thus ends this villainous legacy forever!" " Four... " *Falls down stairs.* This proves four is an unlucky number. Stay safe, lads.

2:05 The joke is finally complete, after all these years

Speedwagon: *dies of heart attack after seeing Joseph alive* I mean it’s somewhat canon

"I Wanna Be Spiderman When I Grow Up" Hermit Purple Foreshadowing.

I love how she used [German Soldier] instead of [German Soldier].

“I will now avoid making statements I will later regret” “Hey nice Lisa Lisa’s naked”

"You're lucky I wasn't paying attention the 19 times the opening spoiled your death" I felt really dumb when I realized this

"i will stop making statements i will later regret" *not a single second after that* "hey nice! lisa lisa is naked!"

“Ayayayayay” *Has seizure while playing trumpet*

1:40 I died laughing just because I love that song xD

It’s funny how you can’t say na- G E R M A N S O L D I E R

Roll for charisma Joseph: 20! This describes Joseph perfectly

“I thought you were dead.” I got better.” “Me too-“ “WHAT THE FU-“

2:06. Trish and Mommy

2:04 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THAT JOKE

how could you forget the most important character, smokey

*Wamu: *" ayayayya "* *ACDC: *" i n s e r t t r u m p e t s o u n d "* *Karz: *" s o u l e s s f a c e "*

Jotaro: how do you know about my evil spirit? Joseph: Your breathings wrong nyeh *throws magicians red*

Smokey gets literally 0s of screentime. This is so accurate!

“Role for Charisma” “20!” “Ugh- Fine.”

I noticed how when it said “Meanwhile in Venice,” for a split second, Trish and Bruno showed up, nice touch there, Viva.

Esidisi playing a trumpet is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

part 3 soon

I swear if Jojo’s was a D&D game Joesph would be that one guy that always rolls natural 20s without a weighted dice or anything.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS WAS A *GERMAN SOLDIER*

Joseph: Jotaro leave this prison and come with me. Jotaro: Roll for charisma. Joseph: "1" Jotaro: No. Joseph: Damn, I guess I'll just have this guy beat you up until you decide to leave.

3:53 the funny thing is him bouncing off the walls isn’t even an exaggeration

Any argument can be won with "Your breathing is wrong!"

“And then the Column Fellows exited their Column.” “ Aiyayayayayai” Literally deceased