Noriaki Kakyoin *There was a secret undercover cloaked KGB unit drawing you and picturing you to import amounts of Jotakak to the Jotakak shippers in the fandom.*
Jotaro x reimu (pls don't hate me. btw copy and paste from deviantART) “Hey! Hey! Jotaro! Something is possessing this place!” exclaimed Reimu as she investigated the place and “blessed” the place to shoo away the evil spiritsI've never seen a diamond in the fleshI cut my teeth on wedding rings in the moviesAnd I'm not proud of my address,In a torn-up town, no postcode envy“Hm?” Jotaro remained unaware of her motions as he focused on grabbing some cereal and such needs. As soon as he noticed the staring crowd, he turned and dropped the cereal box.“Just what the hell you’re doing, Reimu?!”“Don’t you hear?! There’s strange music playing in this place, it could be a youkai!” she rushed through the store and climbed at the shelves as she could to find the source of that mysterious music.“Yare Yare…” Jotaro facepalmed as he “cooly” walked towards her, maintaining his hot headed temper.“It’s just music playing, Reimu”“But it’s singing about strange things like cutting teeth on wedding rings! YES! It’s the work of a YOUKAI! And the singing is strange too…)” she began to wave her Miko wand at the shelvesJotaro held her arm from swinging at the “possessed” shelves and lost it right there“Don’t you see you’re calling out a crowd here?! Nothing’s possessed! It’s just a mart!”“But what’s this music then?! It’s singing strange things! Like, listen!”But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroomBlood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.“See?! It’s singing about blood stains, ball gowns, then gold teeth, grey gooses, tigers on a gold leash and…and…LOVE AFFAIRS…THIS PLACE IS POSSESED BY ANGRY SPIRITS!!! AHHH-”Jotaro grabs Reimu’s shoulders and looks straight at her“WILL YOU STOP THAT?! IT’S JUST A RADIO DAMMIT!”“Um…what’s a Radio?” Reimu said sheepishlySuddenly, murmurs surrounded them“Who’s that girl? She’s so weird.”“Did she say she doesn’t know what a radio is? Gosh, she must be living in a rock for a long time!”“Oh strange and rock headed indeed!”“Yare yare daze, look at what you’ve caused…” Jotaro let go of her and massaged his temple “A radio is where you listen to news and music, that’s what you’re hearing right now”“Oh…” wide eyed, Reimu stood for a few moments and listened to the songAnd we'll never be royals (royals).It don't run in our blood,That kind of luxe just ain't for us.We crave a different kind of buzz.Let me be your ruler (ruler),You can call me queen BeeAnd baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.Let me live that fantasy.“It’s…so catchy~” Reimu smiled and tapped to the song’s rhythm.“Jeez, Reimu. You should retain from causing such havocs like this. There aren’t any youkai here”“Um… but what about Dio?... is he even here in your world?“Who knows? Sakuya seems to have distracted from his plots.”“I see… Hopefully they’re not being violent”“Oh you should see them, it gives you a lot of hints of what they did”“Like what?” Reimu asked“I don’t know, I guess we’ll see for ourselves”“Mm, you’re right.” Reimu saidThey paused for a moment as they looked at each other for a bit. Both of their glances broke as Jotaro found out about the cereal box he dropped, he dropped it in the shopping cart and then looked back at Reimu.“Um…sorry about what I did” Reimu said with a flustered face.“Yeah I got it, just don’t do it again.” Jotaro responded, “Now let’s go, it’s about to be late”“Okay” she chirped as she followed him all the way to the cashier.“Sooooo, are you two together or something like that?” said the cashier.The only response the cashier had was their beet-colored faces. Jotaro scoffed and said“Yare yare, just scan the items, will you?” END.
