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Mario Kart moments that drove me insane
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@gamerlilly259 Год назад

21:00 "Guys--GUYS I got second place ^w^" *clapping ensues* Blarg is just the little kid that the nice group adopts in every lobby. They hate each other jokingly but they are proud parents of the little one 😂

@callmek20 Месяц назад

Smit7y : yaayy. Puffer and soup :👏👏👏👏👏 Pezzy : good job matt.

@K4RN4GE911 Год назад

That little "Hello!" at 13:29 as Wario jumps with joy is just so well timed!

@crunchylettuce5446 Год назад

you again! Based spyro pfp btw

@yaysprout5063 Год назад

26:47 EVERYONE DESCENDING INTO MADNESS WHILE SOUP PLAYS THE RECORDER GETS ME EVERYTIME

@AbrIckWaII Год назад

Blarg playing mariokart is one of the greatest things that has ever happened on this planet.

@B1POL4Rgaming Год назад

I have been loving all the Mario kart content

@snipersnipes4475 Год назад

I like how Matt’s character always looks like he’s having a Vietnam flash back.😂

@tweetytastic1942 Год назад

Matt looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks constantly so it fits

@gogetafusion1524 Год назад

😢don’t say that to jafar he’s still recovering from his skin not being in the mw11

@sora1498 Год назад

its the blarg character design staple

@foodafen7406 Год назад

Probably having PTSD over his parents who passed in 2001.

@bigpoppa6059 Год назад

Flashbacks to his mario kart wii experience

@AmiriTV1 Год назад

I like how Matt is the calmest person in this video

@Kyclonic Год назад

Matt’s little “Yay!” at 15:08 while everyone screaming is hilarious…

@ShadowProclamation11 Год назад

You can replace 80% of the dialogue in this with the punisher freaking out

@shiggi125 Год назад

Man, if Matt learned how to jump off ramps he might be good at Mario Kart.

@trumanlitle1855 Год назад

If he switched his kart build as well

@gamerkingdom1442 Год назад

9:45 I have seen this race from both GRIZZY and SMII7Y, and I still say, the most PTSD inducing Mario Kart race I’ve ever seen…… ALL OF THOSE BLUE SHELLS, hitting so many times….. 🤣

@Cyber-Hound Год назад

Bro soup had me dying 23:18 cause of the siege video when he calls wendys lmfaoo

@HelloIamCloudy Год назад

B A C O N A T O R

@MemesAndStuff Год назад

*salakahamwasamwandandut*

@benjaminlamothe2093 Год назад

@@MemesAndStuff wait is soup actually saying something? I just assumed he was say random sounds that sort of sound like an asian language.

@jthablaidd Год назад

I love how Matt is quiet any time there’s chaos happening

@estebanbarahonamendoza2236 Год назад

Blarg I do give credit to the oil and the tax payers jokes, they were not ignored because I laughed. Love you man

@MrCSisley Год назад

I know you probably don't take requests, but can you please do: * 150cc/200cc * All Shells * All Mushrooms * Boombox * Bullet You can call it the "One Night in America" setup 😅🤣

@fatheadfrancis Год назад

You mean One Day In Highschool? 😂

@elijahcuevas3805 Год назад

Can’t wait for blarg to hit 1 million subs he deserves it

@John.990 Год назад

Yes

@MemesAndStuff Год назад

I can’t wait either lol

@shadowsdawn5529 Год назад

i love how quiet blarg was while everyone was screaming!

@tylergreene406 Год назад

I love how people are saying” this video is so good” IT JUST GOT POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO AND UTS THIRTY MINUTES LONG STFU

@brazilianambassadordale8223 Год назад

The blue shells really helped give blarg the advantage. He got 5th place!

@Septqmber Год назад

20:44 I do not know who's high pitched scream that was BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT LMAO

@reaganator9485 Год назад

it’s pezzy lmao, when he plays horror games that’s all you hear 💀💀

@scruffycat Год назад

marlin cars tips: jump button on ledge of jumps (ramps, wiggly ground, ect) for boost when you have antigravity on- run into the blue pillars in the road for boost, run into other players for boost boombox beats blue shell look up cart setups for your specific character. everyone is different based on weight

@leowhite6858 Год назад

Blarg you probably won't read this but I made that same eggnog joke on one of your twitch streams and got a chat ban...I demand reparations😭

@MaztRPwn Год назад

Matt you uh… you’re just genuinely bad at MK, even without the abnormal chaos.😂😂

@WorldGoods Год назад

Matt's races are fairly peaceful compared to the other views

@charlesingram881 Год назад

im in the comment section nerds

@csonweedagain5054 Год назад

That "boom" at 8:32 sounds like the scare sound from Naughty Bear - which is also a game proposal for goons gaming if y'all plan on uploading again this year :p

@classcalamity669 Год назад

Wow that was a great video

@luvzeezie2721 Год назад

indeed

@Cl0wnMcCl0wnTheCl0wnSenior Год назад

im watchin this eatin pringles, they good pringles, very yummy, sour cream and onion (overrated but i like them because ready salted is eh, salt and vinegar makes the sides of my lips swell for whatever reason and everything else eh)

@retroguts Год назад

@paulwiley8279 Год назад

@retroguts Год назад

@@paulwiley8279 true

@YourPalTina_ Год назад

wow what a great video

@waffleoneal5281 Год назад

"I've never played 200 cc's, I'm ready to meet God." 🤣🤣

@j.cbutterfly3293 Год назад

I’m gonna *beeeepp* kill you, Grizzy!!!😂😂 27:55

@Lyvren7 Год назад

That ending was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long while, holy sh*t! 😂

@TheLast_Knight Год назад

With the amount of Bullet Bills that were present at the first couple of races, I could use a minigun and never run out of ammo

@marsshiann Год назад

posted 28 seconds ago and already a certified hood classic

@chrishoye55 Год назад

Who did you pick for your violet starter?

@sperkyart8769 Год назад

18:39 when my wife finally takes her pants off

@mrc3d589 Год назад

Blarg, why did you touch me on the playground when we were 6?

@B.M.O13 Год назад

I thought soup was going to say "here comes the sun" for the Tokyo blur map

@itssmeeagain Год назад

There’s golf in wii sports!! Time to make Smitty toxic for 30 minutes!!

@EV_Comics Год назад

4:35 editor needs to chill. Literally cut 2 frames, and my broadcasting degree can't take it

@brazilianambassadordale8223 Год назад

It's a wonderful day for some conservative Mario Cart 😊🛒

@meln00bies Год назад

That lakitu that helps you from falling be like : okay, ima gonna help you, but i'll take your paycheck, and i won't stop helping you, so i can have all your paycheck :)

@ahmetbahadrsekerci8211 Год назад

Hi blarg

@jjbassic Год назад

For being a car enthusiast blarg has worst driving than Muslim women

@MrTomytomy123 Год назад

my partner asked me why i talk and act the way i do, i now realise i have the goons personalities trapped inside me always fighting one another

@lesliemakara9131 Год назад

Matt: do cars matter? The cars from the cars movie: am I a joke to you?

@jaydenfinch9942 Год назад

blarg makes being in last place fun

@xXESproductionsXx Год назад

The way you all talk to one another, I think you all regret playing with each other...wait let me rephrase

@danielbort2433 Год назад

blarge why are your vids so quiet. i have my volume up all the way and it sounds only a little above half way volume wise

@parkersandahl3949 Год назад

Smii7y has a point in the lobbies everyone is calmed and gentle but while they're playing on the racetracks everyone is so crazy and negative at each other

@Oldschool556 Год назад

how ya doing blarg?

@mrspiderp9513 Год назад

space frog

@jaxnichols2146 Год назад

I’m fr the first cause I’m just built like that

@TinyTorpeedoTitz Год назад

I just woke up from a fat nap and I see this. Forever grateful. It’s the little things in life

@fatheadfrancis Год назад

Use the plus sign, and it shows statistics for the items you were swapping out.

@ADriverforLife Год назад

Literally, video is not safe to be drinking ANYTHING while watching.

@supper-girl7405 Год назад

I can’t believe this black on black hatred 😢

@trxslly590 Год назад

blarg youre so close to 1MIL!!!!

@ethanrice1345 Год назад

LEAVING COMMENT FOR MY DEAR FRIEND JAFFAR, DEAR JAFFAR, AT 23:12 it may have in fact been droid there attacking you. i hope this comment gives you more money except smitty because ha ha you can have the next one deviious face; i think you make more money right???????? >:(

@tigrexwalker285 Год назад

I always love seeing Matt's Mii character

@drboom973drboom8 Год назад

Long live Mr Blarg

@Mr_Twisted_T Год назад

22:58 Why is there a banner with a ballsack on it over Wario's shoulder.

@williamjemeyson5101 Год назад

The chaos has returned

@sylesgaming2054 Год назад

Omg you Drive like me Son and he is 3 years old 😂

@ariumet Год назад

I've been excited for Blarg to finally hit 1M subscribers but damn it's sure taking its time

@the_cacco Год назад

Robert Pattinson

@andrewthomasprism9388 Год назад

I love Grizzy and all but mans literally did everything BUT Bananas only. He did banana and squid but not bananas only.

@Nyted 9 месяцев назад

Wait until he learns you can drift and jump off ledges to gain speed

@bostonterrierowner Год назад

6:23 Me being allergic to dairy, recently found out they make eggnog for dairy free people called nog. I kid you not.

@vibinganomaly9292 Год назад

Blarg I love you right, watching you drive is painful. Please for the love of god choose a car with better handling stats. Godspeed.

@hotdogflavoredwater9931 Год назад

Puffer needs a hinderance during these races because he is to good

@tristancannon1974 9 месяцев назад

Why does nobody but Pezzy ride a bike? And for a better chance at winning races, you can hit the drift button when jumping off a ramp to do a trick, and you get a speed boost

@justinhubbard552 Год назад

Blarg is the greatest black man.

@thielenlopes Год назад

It's April of 2023 and we still don't have bananas only.

@connecting.......... Год назад

This is a great video

@SkylarTrahan Год назад

Hey blarg, how are you enjoying the two songs Sleep Token just dropped?

@ActuallyHappy Год назад

Top 10 favourite Mario Kart Streamers is Matt, on every place

@spiderpleb7794 Год назад

I’ve noticed that all of Blargs videos have a asian The rock In The bottom right when you full screen

@king_koopa0583 Год назад

I know this video is two months ago but always thought the blue shells flew up into the air and then exploded on t First place

@karimeesters3896 Год назад

Great vid

@Noreb Год назад

you didnt hit 1 mil by the end of the year. im unsubscribing and reporting you for false advertisement.

@zacharylongenecker4552 Год назад

Is it just me, or is there an Asian Dwayne The Rock Johnson in the bottom right corner of the video?

@justgabe6223 Год назад

I don’t usually take the time out of my day to leave a comment but it hurt watching you lose like this

@rileyjones5468 Год назад

Did anybody see the little Asian square on the bottom right in the video? I just noticed it😂

@thatguyry883 Год назад

by the time this was posted for 6hrs, the sub counter was already atleast 1k off

@d1no749 Год назад

YEAHHHH GET BLARG 1 MILLION LETS GOOO

@nim4464 Год назад

i love when my internet shits itself and the audio breaks, so Matt says "My brother within CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhist"

@rhettk6263 Год назад

I cant believe i have been here before 100k-200k Its been a long road blarg

@mogsia Год назад

u uploaded at the same time as game theory

@Transit-around-Canada Год назад

blarg i support you but i want to friend you and play with you and your friends 😄

@ethanrice1345 Год назад

literally took my 30 minutes i chnaged it so many tiems i hope you read it at all

@hagenrhodes376 Год назад

This is my first time watching Blarg with my girlfriend and everytime Blarg gets back into 7th place, she goes “aw”

@Damian-oe6mg Год назад

bet all those salty sensetive people are gonna be pissed about all the black jokes

@ethanrice1345 Год назад

i wonder if you read these comments because i took off my bandaids to type this. WHY ARE YOU OVERLAPPING FOOTAGE?! 24:50

@kaiheejeu Год назад

What

@ramoncatano8125 Год назад

I doubt you're going to see this but if you push the plus or minus button on the switch controllers, it shows you the kart, wheels, and parachute specs like speed acceleration, weight, and traction