Jolene, but she's an H. P. Lovecraft monster 

Dolly Parton meets H. P. Lovecraft. Lyrics below, compiled/based on a joke that's been floating around the internet for a few years.
He screams about her in his sleep
And when he wakes does naught but weep
In terror of the one they call Jolene.
From her slumber she did stir,
Her siren call a fatal purr,
The depths could bind her form no more, Jolene.
Slowly did the beast emerge,
Her howling body half submerged
Towered over land and sea, Jolene.
You cannot run, you cannot hide,
Nor gaze upon her and survive
The fire of her thousand eyes, Jolene.
[chorus]
Before her wrath no foe can stand,
Their corpses pile upon the sand,
The blood of gods is on her hands, Jolene.
Her hunger barely satisfied,
She'll feast upon the ones who died,
She's blackening the summer skies, Jolene.
It drags itself beyond the wall,
Her hunger will consume us all,
And even now I hear her call, Jolene.
We cower here beneath her gaze
That sets the earth and sky ablaze,
Have mercy at the end of days, Jolene.
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