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@ArthurSchoppenweghauer
@ArthurSchoppenweghauer 9 месяцев назад
I will never forget Soulja Boy laughing at Braid while Blow sits in a darkened room.
@Raxfyr
@Raxfyr 9 месяцев назад
absolutely one of the funniest scenes ive ever seen
@spectr__
@spectr__ 5 месяцев назад
It is funny because in both cases they are missing the point, but Soulja Boy was having fun with it while Blow feels like a ressented person.
@kirbles2035
@kirbles2035 2 месяца назад
It's a funny clip don't get me wrong, but I still feel the need to bring up that he wasn't actually mad that Soulja Boy didn't understand Braid. It was a more general statement and the people making the film just decided to use the Soulja Boy video. Still funny though.
@dave_di
@dave_di Год назад
Blow reminds me of when you turn in a project and the professor rips it apart.
@slothguy_
@slothguy_ Год назад
and you piss yourself and he laughs at you while taking pictures
@miscany
@miscany 9 месяцев назад
School
@BlueEagle403
@BlueEagle403 9 месяцев назад
@@mostaposta It's an easy comparison to make. Something in your life, or media that is easy to relate to Blow's attitude. I watched sections of only two of his videos that were recommended to me and his attitude is very opinionated and unforgiving. That is not necessarily a BAD thing, especially since determination and having low persuasiveness are good indicators for being successful in life. An unintended side affect however is that he will rub many people the wrong way. Many of his criticisms come off as uncalled for, or needlessly critical. Then there is the tone he uses to convey his criticisms, which shifts the color from friendly to discrediting.
@BlueEagle403
@BlueEagle403 9 месяцев назад
@@mostaposta I re-read it. Still makes sense to me, lol.
@xellestar
@xellestar Месяц назад
except in this case he is a student compared to Miyazaki (the professor)
@JrIcify
@JrIcify 2 года назад
5:14 You have to admit it takes skill to complain this much. He was just finished complaining about the death battle, his character isn't even back to life yet, and he's already complaining about the "generic cave droplet sound effect." Most complainers would still be sitting there waiting for something new to complain about. But Jonathan blow is tuned to all frequencies. He sees things most people don't, and then he complains about them.
@Shasaur
@Shasaur 2 года назад
I love Jonathan Blow but he is like the most disagreeable person I've ever listened to
@ninomojo
@ninomojo 2 года назад
I've been working in game audio for 24 years, and before he said it in my head I went "cave_drop_01.wav". People who make games tend to notice a million small things that you wouldn't think matter. I don't think he was complaining about the drop sound, just making a comment.
@JrIcify
@JrIcify 2 года назад
@@ninomojo He's totally right but the timing killed me. I could listen to someone complain for hours about how one frame of a movie is everything wrong with society on every level. There's no sarcasm, I die at videos like this and he's at the top of an art form here. It does take skill to both notice all this stuff and articulate it fast/clear enough to never let the game get away with ANYTHING, not even an ambient water dripping sound effect.
@JrIcify
@JrIcify 2 года назад
also no offense to elden ring fans. It could be my favorite game and I'd still like this. In fact I do this myself to things I love and sometimes people think my favorite games are games I hate lol.
@bobsaget9182
@bobsaget9182 2 года назад
Actually it's more like he's massively insecure that his own crappy games are already virtually forgotten and he'll never have anywhere near the success these guys are having and so he had to try to cut it down. He's an idiot.
@SiisKolkytEuroo
@SiisKolkytEuroo 8 месяцев назад
I'm just like Jonathan Blow when it comes to his opinion and attitude on the in-game subtitles, except that my opinion is the complete opposite. So every game makes either me or Jonathan Blow mad in this regard. It's hard to please everyone I guess
@shadoom
@shadoom 2 года назад
*old man yells at cloud* kinda deal
@seracris8357
@seracris8357 9 месяцев назад
The reason he didn't like it is mainly because he wasn't interested in the first place and he also wasn't interested in trying to enjoy it. This is a compilation of clips so I might be wrong but I noticed that he didn't try to go anywhere that seemed interesting. He just aimlessly wandered around. Even though he is a game designer he didn't follow the imo obvious hints to where to game is trying to lead you. Of cource you could say this shows that it wasn't obvious at all but I'd say he wasn't paying attention.
@rayecast
@rayecast 7 месяцев назад
He gives it another try later that you can tell is quite a bit more earnest in trying to understand the game. There's a stream of him playing it for like 7 hours, and it looked like he was having fun.
@artoriasoftheabyss1495
@artoriasoftheabyss1495 4 месяца назад
It's because he can't play games
@RealityStrikesBack-wk8uz
@RealityStrikesBack-wk8uz 3 месяца назад
He clearly states why he didn't like it and none of the reasons are what you said. Stop acting like people aren't allowed to dislike games you like. Besides, all you have to do is watch 5 minutes of gameplay to know its just a copy of the last games which were all copies of each other. Once you've played one you've played them all. Shit game.
@wanshitong5101
@wanshitong5101 3 месяца назад
@@RealityStrikesBack-wk8uzI’ll agree with the first part, but c’mon, it’s really not 😂 Everyone who’s played ‘em know there’s already the more subtle differences stacked up, but the glaring ones in regards to the actual open world and effects on the design, c’mon. But it IS shit, that we can all agree on.
@azx7023
@azx7023 16 дней назад
​@@RealityStrikesBack-wk8uzYes they all have the same mechanics because the unique part is the areas you go through. Like almost all game series. Majora's mask is just the same as OOT but like a different map with different stuff. Shit game.
@beagle626
@beagle626 2 года назад
the character select screen literally has an option to explain the stats lol
@franciscofarias6385
@franciscofarias6385 2 года назад
The problem with Jon Blow isn't his criticisms, it's that he refuses to really engage with the game enough to appreciate what it does right. He made many complaints that were result of him skipping stuff or not trying to understand why things are the way they are.
@franciscofarias6385
@franciscofarias6385 2 года назад
He more than anyone should appreciate that you can't write off something you don't get as a flaw with just a few minutes of gameplay.
@i-am-the-slime
@i-am-the-slime 2 года назад
It's just lazy game design. The game pops up a box with text in it (wow how immersive!) to teach you a mechanic. However, there's actually no requirement to perform that particular move because they just place generic enemies. Also they "teach" you all the shit in a row so by the time you're in an actual fight you'll have forgotten most of it. No way to return to the tutorial either. Then everything is just full of weird ass option menus. Like at the bonfire. Why have lots of options there for things that you can't even do because you lack the resources? It's just overwhelming. And then there are things you somehow cannot do at the beginning like level up. What's the point?
@primeHeretic
@primeHeretic 2 года назад
@@i-am-the-slime What do you mean no way to return to the tutorial, you can do it over and over, just head back to the cave of knowledge and enter it. Also on the "there's actually no requirement to perform that particular move because they just place generic enemies". On your claim they've been "lazy", the enemies behave differently and have different health levels relevant to the move you're asked to perform. But why have a *requirement* anyway, the player's been told what to do and provided a suitable enemy, if they don't want to do it then they don't have to, why force them? It would make redoing the tutorial a huge PITA for one thing. Treating the player like a moron (imho) isn't good game design and is in fact what differentiated Demon's Souls from all the other mediocre crap out there when it released.
@sumez4369
@sumez4369 2 года назад
@@franciscofarias6385 lol yeah, imagine if he'd played The Witness blind with the same mindset
@franciscofarias6385
@franciscofarias6385 2 года назад
@@sumez4369 exactly
@La0bouchere
@La0bouchere 2 года назад
"I'm sure there are button combo's that I don't know what they are" You can tell someone's new to souls games when they don't know you just R1 through the entire thing
@eishikibahamut
@eishikibahamut 2 года назад
watching him play made me realize the the game tried to set up weenies(land marks that should draw your interest) right when you step into limgrave, but I think the overwhelming openness and freedom the game gives you can make you quickly wander off in the wrong direction. Normally wandering off shouldnt be an issue, but since the game locks key mechanics behind specific graces you wont be making any real progress in the game until you go to them.
@musthabe_
@musthabe_ Год назад
This is why I struggle to buy and actually sit down and play big open world games like Skyrim, Elden Ring, Witcher 3 and the newest Legend of Zelda. Everything is just too overwhelming and there's too many places to explore, stuff to pick up, people to talk to... I really enjoyed the first 3 Dark Souls and Bloodborne because there were less paths to explore into and it felt like a much more cohesive and handmade experience.
@azx7023
@azx7023 16 дней назад
​@@musthabe_Elden Ring really helps with this. The open wprld actually feels like a big handmade level. Are there some patches of wilderness sure but it's not like a ubi game.
@SweetInsanity
@SweetInsanity Год назад
I completely disagree on the messages. I love the sense of community it creates, even when they are trolling or just memey. It's fun, deal with it.
@aeriagloris4211
@aeriagloris4211 9 месяцев назад
This guy seems like the type of dude who only has sex in missionary, once a week, on a timed schedule.
@mcbain3851
@mcbain3851 Год назад
Blow is such a troll lol. I love him criticizing the mise-en-scene of this game's cutscenes when he literally shits out random philosophy quotes at the player in his previous two games.
@nosouponhead
@nosouponhead 9 месяцев назад
I couldn't tell if he was making a joke about The Witness with that one.
@thelegendofthedogfacedwoma3708
@thelegendofthedogfacedwoma3708 9 месяцев назад
I don't think he's a troll. I think he's just a moron with no self-awareness, and no production credits since 2016.
@razt3757
@razt3757 8 месяцев назад
I honestly don't think he's trolling, he's probably saying what he's thinking, gotta give him props for that at least. Him saying they should've learned from their previous titles is pretty fucking ironic, coming from a guy who made 2 video games: one a 2d platformer on the lower end of average the other a 3d sandbox.
@KoopstaKlicca
@KoopstaKlicca 8 месяцев назад
​@@razt3757braid was a great puzzle platformer that got fucked by the "Seinfeld isn't funny" trope. It was incredible when it came out
@fernandofaria2872
@fernandofaria2872 5 месяцев назад
@@razt3757 im inclined to believe he is half-trolling, the guy just doesn't care, lol.
@IamCombustible
@IamCombustible 2 года назад
pick those nits Jonny boy
@digoburiemse
@digoburiemse 2 года назад
"That bridge would not exist in the real world", playing a game about monsters, magic and other crazy shit XD
@aeriagloris4211
@aeriagloris4211 9 месяцев назад
This dude is totally insufferable, I feel bad for any women who swipe on him on tinder
@spectr__
@spectr__ 5 месяцев назад
That was the tell he was being mean-spirited about it from the beggining.
@youtubeviewerxx
@youtubeviewerxx 2 месяца назад
I think that was phrased weirdly, but it makes sense: the existence of monsters does not necessarily change the way bridges should be built. If a bridge would not work in the real world (because it's too big, or structured so that it would collapse, or because it's inconvenient to cross), that same bridge would not work in a fictional world. I don't really care about how bridges look, but I understand that his point is valid.
@spectr__
@spectr__ 2 месяца назад
@@youtubeviewerxx Just say you dont understand art.
@youtubeviewerxx
@youtubeviewerxx 2 месяца назад
@@spectr__ I don't know how you would come to that conclusion from what I wrote. All I'm saying is, one can understand the points of the other person and still disagree on the general opinion. It's sad that Jon was surrounded by a beautiful scenery and he picks on the one thing that he doesn't like, but his point still stands. I don't know how being able to accept that means one doesn't understand art.
@TheMrlitemaster
@TheMrlitemaster 2 года назад
this is painful
@NucularDonkey12
@NucularDonkey12 2 года назад
"Isn't learning the game part of the fun" "No Actually" Thats about all I needed to know regarding this dude, what a blow-hard.
@rasputozen
@rasputozen 2 года назад
That's the right answer to that question though...
@poppag8281
@poppag8281 2 года назад
@@rasputozen can you elaborate?
@spectr__
@spectr__ 5 месяцев назад
@@rasputozen Have you played Braid or The Witness? I bet you will hate them...
@DAS_k1ishEe
@DAS_k1ishEe 2 года назад
Maybe the Souls games make Jonathan realize what Brian Moriarty went through playing his "twitch" games and he can't handle the guilt :)
@miserablepile
@miserablepile 2 месяца назад
I was terrified that I'd run out of CinemaSins videos! Thank god Jon Blow can fulfill my need for fart sniffing and whining.
@quantum_dongle
@quantum_dongle 8 месяцев назад
"Is this how they say man or woman without offending people" had me dying
@xsimetrical
@xsimetrical 2 года назад
I wake up everyday thankful I'm not Jonathan Blow.
@LeEnnyFace
@LeEnnyFace Год назад
Imagine getting tilted by messages
@xX_dash_Xx
@xX_dash_Xx 7 месяцев назад
holy fuck, I thought I was negative and complained about everything 😭
@slothguy_
@slothguy_ Год назад
10:54 jonathan is literally batman FeelsStrongMan
@KudaFerrari
@KudaFerrari Год назад
Dev baj? FeelsOkayMan
@fakename8543
@fakename8543 8 месяцев назад
He has ALOT of preconceived notions from Japanese games and dark souls, not sure why he thought Elden Ring would remedy that.
@XTrumpet63X
@XTrumpet63X 2 года назад
Jon makes correct observations. The problem is that they're not as significant to most Elden Ring fans as they are to him. To him they're major problems, to others they're minor problems or not even acknowledged. If you go watch a Dark Souls streamer play this, they're obviously already playing with subtitles on, because all streamers do that. They don't care about the story because people like to see competent gameplay over everything else. They love the random messages because they have no immersion to begin with because they have to check on a chatroom full of 1000 people every 5 seconds, and the messages add comedy and entertainment, or can just be ignored.
@Optimus6128
@Optimus6128 Год назад
I don't get his beef with subtitles. It's a preference. For some reason I always look to enable subtitles, I do that even in movies, even if I can speak english and understand pretty well. I am not native english speaker, but sometimes I watch a movie and someone said something, maybe the pronouncation is different or it wasn't very audible, then I want the subititles to be sure. Not everyone is a native english speaker. And it's an option one can remove. Streamer who has played the games 1000 times sure, but first time? In fact, even if I have played Dark Souls many times, I still turn off online everytime I replay. I want to stare at some beautiful vista with nothingess, not endless sea of glowy messages. It really takes the immersion off. I might be missing fun stuff and online gameplay mechanics, but I don't care. There is a tendency for people to think multiplayer is better than singleplayer, since of course a multiplayer experience means playing with actual human which must be better than AI. But it has become a trend of "always better" so every game out there, even games made for single player need to include it. That's sad but that's how it is.
@YASxYT
@YASxYT Год назад
@@Optimus6128 Same.
@LeEnnyFace
@LeEnnyFace Год назад
@@Optimus6128 Yeah, sometimes you can't even properly understand movies in your native language
@miserablepile
@miserablepile 2 месяца назад
Just when you think Jon's complained about everything that can be complained about
@internalreality
@internalreality 2 года назад
literally who?
@BlowFan
@BlowFan 2 года назад
The creator of Braid and The Witness.
@m1bl4n
@m1bl4n 9 месяцев назад
I hate Elden Ring but man this guy is anti-fun. "The messages are the worst part of Dark Souls" my guy WHAT?!
@zhulikkulik
@zhulikkulik 8 месяцев назад
I played DS1 without them (from "green μ" place. It's definitely just some extra crap that doesn't add any value. Like skins and gamemodes in Resident Evil. Not that the game itself is very fun. Challenging, but not in a fun way at all.
@KoopstaKlicca
@KoopstaKlicca 8 месяцев назад
​@@zhulikkulikskill issue
@coreyrachar9694
@coreyrachar9694 2 месяца назад
I have never played braid but I love the witness. But making 2 games that were fairly well recieved doesn't give you the right to be this pretentious. I just came from an interview where he talks at length (20 mins +) about ubisoft and bad games design holding your hand. Then you plop the guy in elden ring and he's mad after 10 minutes of playing that they didn't hold his hand and take him to the "cool" things. It's really immature. It's like that time your mom told you to do the dishes so you went to the sink and slapped a plate around in the water and said 'I can't do the dishes, i don't know how, nobody taught me'. He can't even give the game any credit whatsoever. He gets hit with the first open world vista and all he can muster is 'that's weird'. Yes the scale is big, that's what people like about it. It's fantasy, who cares if the bridge is realistic, it's beautiful and has diagetic reasons for being that way, which you would know if you played more than 45 minutes.
@Pedro-xz6wt
@Pedro-xz6wt 2 года назад
wonder how he'll feel about sekiro, since it's way more focused and tightly designed.
@Audiodump
@Audiodump 2 года назад
Well, he didn't make it and its not utterly pretentious drivel so its clearly garbage.
@whatshendrix
@whatshendrix 52 минуты назад
@@Audiodump Yeah, it's trite generic crap for shallow idiots, it's right up your alley
@radikalbeats
@radikalbeats Год назад
Steam username checks out
@danfg7215
@danfg7215 9 месяцев назад
I get like this when playing some games, they just don't work for me and I leave them after a few minutes. Then I might give them another go later in a few weeks or... years, maybe not. I feel Elden Ring is lazy like Jon says, but sure, if you make an effort to explore it and jump through its hoops, you might end up liking it a lot.
@Imbure777
@Imbure777 9 месяцев назад
I feel like he can't get good
@JBlizzyFan
@JBlizzyFan 2 года назад
he talked a lot but he barely said anything
@bobsaget9182
@bobsaget9182 2 года назад
That's his entire life. The ego of Genghis Khan tied to some nobody who made two mediocre games that are almost forgotten already.
@Audiodump
@Audiodump 2 года назад
Local failed game designer decides to petulantly scream in impotent rage rather than admit his own faults.
@something215
@something215 2 года назад
He's objectively not a failed game designer though, he's released two games that were and still are universally acclaimed. I'm not saying he isn't being whiny and annoying here, but atleast use some accurate insults.
@Jorbz150
@Jorbz150 8 месяцев назад
@@something215 Aren't you two being "whiny and annoying"?
@Hemlocker
@Hemlocker 8 месяцев назад
Sometimes I think people are a bit too harsh on Blow, like if it was basically any random streamer saying the exact same things as him, nobody would care. Just because he's an intelligent and creative game designer doesn't mean he can't be stupid in other areas. I think people mistake being smart in one area for being smart in general (not least of all, smart people themselves). That being said, complaining about a bridge in the distance looking somewhat structurally unrealistic whilst there is a several-hundred-metres-tall glowing golden tree on-screen made me wince.
@mrlewz0r
@mrlewz0r 2 года назад
The USA can’t fall quick enough.
@professorplunge7705
@professorplunge7705 4 месяца назад
Talks over cutscenes - says the story makes no sense. Runs through the game with little regard to the environment and his surroundings - claims the game is not suitable for new players. Clearly just playing the game out of pressure and has 0 interest in it... This guy related to DSP? lol.
@robinj6997
@robinj6997 9 месяцев назад
haha I 100% agree with Blow. There is such a lack of innovation within From Software. Activision, Blizzard, EA, Ubisoft, Bethesda and From Software; same games over and over again. I wish the industry was more rewarding towards new game mechanics and better optimization.
@LucasRodrigues-oh1jt
@LucasRodrigues-oh1jt 2 года назад
To think that Braid's creator could become so pathetic. Senseless complaints throughout the video, not sure if jealousy or midlife crisis. You need to be more self-aware
@lastburning
@lastburning 2 года назад
His personality hasn't changed that much. You just didn't know the guy.
@1lapmagic
@1lapmagic 2 года назад
Braid was never significant of meaningful. A gimmick is usually never inspiring or interesting enough to drive a whole vehicle for you...And that's what Braid was, a gimmick driving a mediocre game off a cliff.
@something215
@something215 2 года назад
@@1lapmagic it's funny how quickly the narrative shifts about games as soon as players start hating the creator, I wish people would stop acting like their criticisms aren't spite driven. Its the exact same with Neil druckmann, most didn't know him or knew him as a guy who wrote good games at naughty dog, but after tlou2 suddenly people act like he had no part in making those games good and is basically the spawn of satan in people's eyes. With jonathon blow suddenly history is being rewritten that the game always sucked and is just a gimmick, there's nothing really there, etc. I think jonathon blow is pretentious and can be annoying but I like his talks and games, you don't need to go rewrite history because he's annoying.
@1lapmagic
@1lapmagic 2 года назад
@@something215 The last of us was also never good. You just have entry level opinions. You were told Braid was meaningful and believed it. Braid was ugly and boring.
@something215
@something215 2 года назад
@@1lapmagic TLOU1 was a good game. Being a contrarian gatekeeper and not liking what others like because it's an 'entry level opinion' isn't a replacement for an actual personality, sorry. I wasn't told anything about braid. I played it and enjoyed it and got something out of it. That's what led me to jonathon blow's stuff, I dont agree with everything he says and hes annoying sometimes but I still think he's interesting.
@pierrelaroche1441
@pierrelaroche1441 Год назад
based thing hater
@Mireneye
@Mireneye Год назад
Feels like he should at least try Sekiro, that is.. much less sloppy ^_ ^
@VOXindie
@VOXindie 6 месяцев назад
I hate this guy, but honestly a pretty good take on the game lol
@RealRogerFK
@RealRogerFK 2 года назад
No shit Braid was so easy, mechanically clunky and forgettable, if this is what he has to say about a game that every normal gamer enjoyed... It was too long for me but my first impressions were "I can't believe I'm playing this game right now" not "this cutscene le bad, touch grass haha le funny"
@spaceowl5957
@spaceowl5957 2 года назад
He was really negative in this video, but braid is super fun
@rp627
@rp627 3 месяца назад
this looks sooo boring. my god. how is this popular..? reminds me of fallout, without the aesthetic nor humor, and far more randomness (random abyss?? LOL. explosion?)
@joey199412
@joey199412 2 года назад
I get where he is coming from and I had the same 2 main issues with the game as him. The open world feels forced and the combat is simplified. Souls games get more and more distanced from the original concept of "Every fight is a boss fight" Into slowly becoming a generic hack & slash game to accomodate a larger audience. Most of the mechanics have gone stale by now and I really want them to innovate. No, stitching together a lot of areas and make it open world isn't the innovation From Soft needed here.
@SpeedfreakUK
@SpeedfreakUK 2 года назад
I think you're strongly misremembering how these games used to play and underestimating how much variety is in the combat now.
@William-Sunderland
@William-Sunderland 9 месяцев назад
Love the comment section full of fanboys trying to make stuff up to pretend the game doesnt have obvious flaws and isnt stuck in the past with some very archaic design choices.
@chao3948
@chao3948 2 года назад
1:33 this is the point he lost me honestly. it takes actual effort to be transphobic over a selection screen 🙄🙄
@VladFrol-z6p
@VladFrol-z6p Месяц назад
Calling woman a woman and man a man is transphobic?
@chao3948
@chao3948 Месяц назад
@@VladFrol-z6p at what point did he say that exactly?
@Bawitdabadabangdadang
@Bawitdabadabangdadang 2 года назад
Elden Ring is the worst from game. Zero replayabilty.
@Nigel222
@Nigel222 2 года назад
edge, lord ahead
@BubblegumCrash332
@BubblegumCrash332 2 года назад
I would never sit next to Jonathan during a film.
@rasputozen
@rasputozen 2 года назад
what if you were both standing
@BubblegumCrash332
@BubblegumCrash332 2 года назад
@@rasputozen I would sit then tell Jonathan who watches a movie standing up
@rasputozen
@rasputozen 2 года назад
@@BubblegumCrash332 mid-lunge?
@BubblegumCrash332
@BubblegumCrash332 2 года назад
@@rasputozen that's a grey area opinions differ
@rasputozen
@rasputozen 2 года назад
​@@BubblegumCrash332 ok just kicking the tires, as you were
@spencerwilson-softwaredeve6384
This is the best example of the disconnect between game dev types and actual users
@nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384
type a vs type b body type made me lol
@mosh1987
@mosh1987 11 месяцев назад
all of his points were valid tbh
@Dr.UldenWascht
@Dr.UldenWascht 9 месяцев назад
I'm late to the party, but man, you are 100% correct. The disparity was astonishing.
@mosh1987
@mosh1987 9 месяцев назад
@@Dr.UldenWascht I mean elden ring is a good game, really fun. But if they correct some of the isssues Jonathan pointed out it wouldve been improved by a lot.
@Dr.UldenWascht
@Dr.UldenWascht 9 месяцев назад
@@mosh1987 Oh, I fully agree that Elden Ring has flaws, some more serious than others. And unfortunately the universal praise it got will more likely cause them to stay. And I say this as someone who's sunk more hours into the game than he's willing to admit. But I'd also argue, almost none of the issues Blow brought up are fair or valid. From the character selection screen to navigating the open world; I mean you can't both ignore clear instructions the game gives you and go about doing your own thing, and also complain that the game didn't show you anything in 30 minutes. And these are coming from a guy who made The Witness. A game famous for its obscurity. We can go into what he said point by point, even though life is short. And more importantly, his attitude toward the game (and it seems like a pattern) is like a teacher who is correcting the paper of a lazy student that he's already decided is going to fail the exam. Everything is a flaw and cause for eyerolls. But then again, I'm not a Blow fan, admittedly. And this is just a snippet of his stream. Maybe this makes more sense in the context of his other streams and his overall online presence.
@tonythesuperperson
@tonythesuperperson Месяц назад
Jonathan Blow is one of those people who is very smart in a narrow way who assumes that makes them smart about everything
@ripplecutter233
@ripplecutter233 Месяц назад
Blow reminds me of Yuji Naka. Both are geniuses (no one on sonic team has been able to get physics right since the genesis games), but pretty developed a banger one time, thought they were the ****** and then a lot of meh games as the years went on.
@nintendude794
@nintendude794 17 дней назад
@@ripplecutter233 Blow hasn’t made a meh game yet
@whatshendrix
@whatshendrix Час назад
You're like one of those dumb people who think they're smart
@makeyroll7136
@makeyroll7136 2 года назад
Love how he says they keep the messages in because they're afraid to change anything but nobody actually likes them. When on literally their last game, sekiro, there were no messages, they changed a ton from their usual formula, it's considered one of their best games to date, and they patched the messages back in after a year because the community kept demanding it.
@BlowFan
@BlowFan 2 года назад
Nobody likes them but the community still wants them?
@pavcho2211
@pavcho2211 2 года назад
@@BlowFan The community likes them, you are wrong
@BlowFan
@BlowFan 2 года назад
​@@pavcho2211 I didn't say that nobody likes them. That was the OP. I just asked a question.
@pavcho2211
@pavcho2211 2 года назад
@@BlowFan Op didn't say that nobody likes them, he was quoting the guy in the video
@jesusmgw
@jesusmgw 2 года назад
"The community" = a minority of like 5 dev harassers on Twitter usually.
@meanmole3212
@meanmole3212 Год назад
Are there any modern games Jonathan mostly praises for being excellent other than his own games? I am not being snarky here, just curious to hear some of that from him.
@deliro8758
@deliro8758 Год назад
No, lol. That's actually a pretty asinine question, of course right wing conspiracy nuts are full of nothing but themselves and maybe other trumpets
@karthikvelu5033
@karthikvelu5033 Год назад
inside game
@karthikvelu5033
@karthikvelu5033 Год назад
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_(video_game) really good
@meanmole3212
@meanmole3212 Год назад
@@karthikvelu5033 Thanks!
@LittleWeevil
@LittleWeevil Год назад
look up "storytime with Jonathan Blow Pax". It's a video of him just talking about modern games that he really likes.
@beagle626
@beagle626 2 года назад
and vagabond just means wanderer not homeless lol
@lastburning
@lastburning 2 года назад
He hates the homeless so it was a funny right-wing joke for him.
@paulonormie977
@paulonormie977 Месяц назад
wrong vagabond noun [ C ] old use or literary uk /ˈvæɡ.ə.bɒnd/ us /ˈvæɡ.ə.bɑːnd/ a person who has no home and usually no job, and who travels from place to place: "They live a vagabond life/existence, travelling around in a caravan."
@LyoshaTheZebra
@LyoshaTheZebra 9 месяцев назад
Subtitles are great for non-native speakers. Getting mad at these is strange.
@cmantic1402
@cmantic1402 2 года назад
Possibly the most miserable 26 minutes I've spent watching a video on RU-vid in 2022. The game is not without its flaws, but if you are this joyless and uninterested to play a game just turn it off, go watch Twin Peaks, and save us the trouble. Of course, "different strokes for different folks."
@lastburning
@lastburning 2 года назад
He ended up playing it some more later.
@TheRedBombers
@TheRedBombers 2 года назад
completely agree, this is either someone acting pretentious on purpose to drum up what small audience he has, or his brain is so fried from trying to pretend he's right about everything even when its completely idiotic. I cannot imagine trying to play or watch anything with this guy next to me, id want to fucking die
@TheRedBombers
@TheRedBombers 2 года назад
@@alexandrep4913 not even close to my favourite, but unless your blind you can see this guy is grasping at straws for attention, a bit like what your trying to do
@proksenospapias9327
@proksenospapias9327 2 года назад
@@TheRedBombers at the first 2 hours I was completely bored myself and that was my honest opinion, like I felt there's something wrong about me, why is everyone praising this bullshit, what am I missing. Later on it got much better but I think Jon's right on on this one. The beginning of Elden ring is very bad
@rasputozen
@rasputozen 2 года назад
the joylessness is a feature, not a bug
@Machine_God
@Machine_God Месяц назад
Committing to being this level of contrarian is honestly pretty impressive. After seeing this I for sure am not planning to put any money on stuff this dev makes where it would just inflate his ego even more. Like literally, "Subtitles in games is bad" ??? No amount of mental gymnastics that would make that a good take.
@thatoneuser8600
@thatoneuser8600 2 года назад
Why does he dislike this game; isn't Elden Ring designed fairly similar to The Witness and Braid in the realm of exploration and not giving the player obvious hints?
@MrSTVR
@MrSTVR 2 года назад
The difference is this is more popular and he didn't make it
@spectr__
@spectr__ 2 года назад
Was going to say the same...
@xellestar
@xellestar Месяц назад
remember all the game devs tweeting hate about elden ring lol
@supermegaguy666
@supermegaguy666 2 года назад
Is... is this an 'act'?
@KillahMate
@KillahMate 8 месяцев назад
I appreciate how he mostly has no idea what's going on, but already has _strong opinions_ about basically everything. I'd assume it really helps to be like that when you're making a video game - a strong vision helps to save a ton on time and money compared to devs who need to try a bunch of things to find what they want. I'm not very impressed by the particular opinions he's having though, and I'm not quite sure an 'uncompromised vision' _necessarily_ results in a good game anyway - but it definitely results in an _uncompromising_ game, and hey that's a pretty worthy goal. I don't need him to understand Soulsborne games, it's not like Fromsoft's going to ask him to help them make one.
@Jorbz150
@Jorbz150 8 месяцев назад
What does it mean to be impressed by an opinion? What makes an opinion impressive? I like root beer. Is that opinion impressive or unacceptable?
@KillahMate
@KillahMate 8 месяцев назад
@@Jorbz150 'I like root beer' is just a preference. On the other hand if you spoke more broadly and in more detail about root beer for 20-25 minutes (and people were inclined to listen), everyone _might_ be impressed by what you have to say - or they might _not_ be. That is how communication works.
@spectr__
@spectr__ 5 месяцев назад
That is the most insighful comment here. Being opinionated is indeed a really great skill when creating a project, and I think our current culture lost that, the most obvious tell for me is how bloated everything is. On the other hand, we should not forget how stupid a more opinionated culture is(remember the 00's game reviews?), when creators(even whole companies) were trashing each other for meaningless reasons.
@fernandofaria2872
@fernandofaria2872 5 месяцев назад
As someone who loves both Elden Ring and Jonathan Blow, this is hilarious to watch 😂
@GypsumGeneration
@GypsumGeneration Год назад
What's so funny about this is that he clearly expects a Ubisoft handholding experience, yet he dogs them constantly.
@kardrasa
@kardrasa 2 года назад
Daaamn Blow woke up on the wrong side of that bed that day
@ranga821
@ranga821 2 года назад
He's such a joyless bastard
@bobsaget9182
@bobsaget9182 2 года назад
More of a a moron than a bastard.
@core-nix1885
@core-nix1885 2 года назад
Haven't played yet, but he's convinced me it's really, really good.
@karmicbacklash
@karmicbacklash 9 месяцев назад
Is this his first videogame experience outside of his own stuff?
@Alic4444
@Alic4444 9 месяцев назад
10 minutes of complaining and 5 minutes of exploring... he forgot how to play games.
@TrevorGerzen
@TrevorGerzen 9 месяцев назад
For real. The algo brought me here and I was curious. I never in a million years would have guessed he was a game dev. He sounds so uninteresting that I have no interest in checking out anything he has made.
@aeriagloris4211
@aeriagloris4211 9 месяцев назад
​@@TrevorGerzenagreed. Trans talk in the first 60 seconds also tells me he's probably a trash human
@treasurewuji8740
@treasurewuji8740 9 месяцев назад
Unbearable
@Jorbz150
@Jorbz150 8 месяцев назад
@@TrevorGerzen How on earth would you guess if someone was a game dev? Is there some quality you would look for?
@kapparomeo
@kapparomeo 2 года назад
3:00 - I was prepared to accept his complaint about the lack of clarity on what the classes do at character creation as a fair remark, but I checked out once he started whinging about subtitles. Subtitles are a detriment? Really? Reading is too much of a burden for him? A basic accessibility option intrudes on the game? This isn't a commentary, it's clickbait. Okay trolling Jon, 6/10, you got me to reply.
@something215
@something215 2 года назад
Subtitles I'm pretty sure is a joke. Like im pretty sure the witness has subtitles on by default, or at the very least I know there's an option for them
@DETH_BY_NUTZ
@DETH_BY_NUTZ 5 месяцев назад
Dude he's like the most insufferable person on earth
@elm3329
@elm3329 2 года назад
As a type F bodied person, I find this game problematic.
@Jorbz150
@Jorbz150 8 месяцев назад
The Games Industry, where companies and fans shame you for not being sufficiently pleased with their product. I really don't see this anywhere else. "Man this car is annoying, the wheel is..." "You think YOU could build a better car? It took so long for engineers to build that car. We get it, if you didn't build the car it sucks. It's obvious that this stems from your deeply held insecurity in not getting enough attention from your mother."
@miles2142
@miles2142 4 месяца назад
I have similar thoughts, Sekiro ended up being one of my favorite games when it released and I was looking forward to elden ring. The game was pretty fun for the first half but it really didn't have many new things to offer besides an open world compared to sekiro which had an entirely different combat system and way of doing things. I was also looking forward to the horse combat but it just turned out to be dogshit, spear type weapons should allow you to couch upon charge like in mount and blade. The open world was pretty fun to explore up until Leyndell but after that, and even before that in smaller amounts a lot of enemies ended up being reused so they could pad out the massive map. The bosses were also terrible compared to sekiro. Good luck actually relaying this to the braindead playerbase who just wants to play a different ice cream flavour of dark souls 3 without being called a casual or whatever
@azx7023
@azx7023 16 дней назад
Because I've never seen a car rebiewer go what? You can press the wheel and it makes a loud noise? I don't like that. And the tires have little sticks on them? Weird, I don't even need to sit down, bad car.
@nicekeyboardalan6972
@nicekeyboardalan6972 2 года назад
The balding really encompasses the whole thing.
@lucaspayne2546
@lucaspayne2546 9 месяцев назад
I'm balding and I am epic too, like Jon. Many of my favorite artists are balding. It just happens to people. Please do not hate.
@nicekeyboardalan6972
@nicekeyboardalan6972 9 месяцев назад
@@lucaspayne2546 Poor Baldies, ill go bald when im his age im sure. Sucks being bald
@publicalias8172
@publicalias8172 8 месяцев назад
You sound about 11
@Pavel-wj7gy
@Pavel-wj7gy Год назад
Jon: they don't know what pillage means Also Jon: touch grass
@Alic4444
@Alic4444 9 месяцев назад
lmao
@nicekeyboardalan6972
@nicekeyboardalan6972 2 года назад
This guy sure BLOWS HARD
@zip2kx
@zip2kx Год назад
"how am i supposed to know that" oh i dunno ,read the shiny white messages maybe?
@puncherinokripperino2500
@puncherinokripperino2500 2 года назад
but you have subtitles in The Witness... or maybe it's because I played localized version
@htf5555
@htf5555 2 года назад
The Witless
@CrAzYpotpie
@CrAzYpotpie Месяц назад
Bro he talk bout how they on by default on God fr u blind n def breh, one love peace
@darkbugo7212
@darkbugo7212 Год назад
DS1 tutorial was great, it's subtle and teaches you to avoid the boss if you are too weak, then it teaches you the plunging attack. The messages for various things like parry-reposte, good to know but you will forget them in your first play through. These games need time to get used to. ER tutorial was lame, also it's a hole in the ground, there are players that missed it. Because you think "I am not dropping in that hole yet, maybe later,. let's move on outside". There are some players who don't explore everything (they wouldn't even read all the messages and try to learn the moves even if they dropped there) and if you want to teach them, they will skip things. But there are players who missed there in the darkness that hole for a tutorial. It's not as obvious. And it's ok, in Demon Souls I see you can chose to not go through the tutorial. It's good to be able to skip it or go through it. I also wouldn't mind it if there wasn't a tutorial. Old games didn't have something. We think it's unacceptable because it's there. But the magic was to learn old games by experimenting, reading the manual or now reading some wikis or watch other people play. That's not bad,. it's a positive surprise when I don't know something, and then I realize one day "Wow, I didn't know you could do this"
@nosouponhead
@nosouponhead 9 месяцев назад
I know that Blow is critical of literally every game he plays, but there are certain things he's not realizing are "charming" about From Software games that people like. The odd translations, characters speaking softly and strangely, being confused for a bit. That's all intentional to set a certain mood.
@aeriagloris4211
@aeriagloris4211 9 месяцев назад
I'm going to be honest so I've never heard of this guy and I randomly got to this video and he doesn't seem super bright
@AssailantLF
@AssailantLF 9 месяцев назад
@@aeriagloris4211 He is incredibly intelligent in general, and very prolific as a software engineer and game designer. But yeah he's also a bit of a whiny asshole.
@jupiterapollo4985
@jupiterapollo4985 8 месяцев назад
@@aeriagloris4211 Just one of the pioneers of the indie development world, and made two sucessful video games in a genre where noone really makes games for anymore. But yeah, not super bright right 😂
@epicotakugamer4930
@epicotakugamer4930 7 месяцев назад
@@jupiterapollo4985 where is Witness 2 then???
@jupiterapollo4985
@jupiterapollo4985 7 месяцев назад
@@epicotakugamer4930 He's making a new puzzle game if you haven't seen alias "sokoban". Jon seems like the kind of guy who always wants to try and make something different from the last time.
@stysner4580
@stysner4580 2 месяца назад
You can tell he never plays games like this. Then proceeds his usual snobby opinionated ways by telling his viewers exactly how everything works. He's never made a combat-centric game. By the looks of it, he doesn't play them either. Man this guy is overrated. I saw him implement VBOs for his game and he did per-mesh VBOs like it's 2000...
@Arifmeticus
@Arifmeticus 2 месяца назад
He puts pretentious audio messages and half hour long videos in his own Witness game, and yet here complains how a cutscene is boring and how he is confused. Why even try a game if you are refusing to engage with it? Why is he cranky like a 70 year old?
@zip2kx
@zip2kx Год назад
i just remembered how obnoxious he is even back from the indie game documentary from 2005
@Nesto_
@Nesto_ Месяц назад
Man I thought this guy was insufferable after seeing him talk about his own game, he's even worse when it's about something he didn't make.
@jonathanprivitera9394
@jonathanprivitera9394 7 месяцев назад
What is sad imo is that some of his insights would be interesting, if not even downright useful and valuable, if he hadn't this overall sentiment that "the game is generally bad, no doubts about it". Like there are many ways I didn't like ER, but there were many many good things, and being that prejudiced about anything isn't honest either.
@_Adie
@_Adie Год назад
I don't want to see him playing a fighting game ever
@Vespene
@Vespene 2 года назад
"I want to skip this cutscene, a filmmaker can make this interesting but games can't do this" "the tutorial is just corridors" "GIVE ME THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEE gimme gimme gimme"
@smileychess
@smileychess 2 года назад
To be fair, he didn’t mean to skip the cut scene. He pressed start, trying to disable the subtitles.
@spectr__
@spectr__ 5 месяцев назад
@@smileychess Start skips cutscenes in basically all games for the last 30 years or so.
@aleksandarstanisic1848
@aleksandarstanisic1848 9 месяцев назад
Make better one 😅
@Mennenth
@Mennenth 9 месяцев назад
The thing with NOT having an unskippable 20 minute linear section to teach you the game isnt "dont want to change"... These games have 2 things: A "new game plus" cycle where once you beat the game you start over with all your stuff and the enemies get harder A strong speed running community. Such a linear training segment would make those 2 things worse. Thats why the training area is optional. Thats the compromise. The training section itself could be better for sure though.
@sweetshell2585
@sweetshell2585 2 года назад
he's such a bitter little husk of a man
@SimGunther
@SimGunther 2 года назад
19:02 Back at it with the Monty Python reference XDDDD
@MeemBeen
@MeemBeen 2 года назад
His suggestion to make the game more interesting is to add a 20+ minute unskippable tutorial lmao.
@latinoce
@latinoce 2 года назад
well he clarifies it by saying it should be interesting. i like DS1 tutorial a lot and teaches the game very well.
@pinkguy8205
@pinkguy8205 2 года назад
When did he say unskippable?
@La0bouchere
@La0bouchere 2 года назад
He didn't ever say to add a tutorial that long. He said to have a linear beginning that shows off what's actually good about the game.
@ZarkAttack
@ZarkAttack Год назад
Wow. I love Blow but I'm kinda surprised and embarrassed for him here. He clearly primed himself to dislike it before starting and isn't giving it a fair shot or even trying to engage with the systems, and then he smugly tries to judge the game. I wouldn't expect this to be a game for him, but, considering the types of games he makes, I'm surprised to see him put in such low effort before forming an opinion. When you start complaining about the dripping sound effects, you must know you are just hating at that point. C'mon John, I really thought you were more mature than this video illustrates.
@BlowFan
@BlowFan Год назад
He has his flaws and blind spots. I never got into Souls games personally though. Not for me.
@ZarkAttack
@ZarkAttack Год назад
@@BlowFan absolutely fair, they aren't for everyone. But I was a bit saddened to see Blow "trying" a game in the manner he did, as he clearly has already preformed an opinion and is not giving it a fair chance from the beginning. He's just grasping at whatever he can to complain about, and outright refusing to engage with the systems so that he can smugly affirm his preconceptions. Why bother? I'm sure he'd be frustrated to see someone do the same with his game. This reminded me of Soulja Boy playing Braid.
@saubinchinano3812
@saubinchinano3812 2 года назад
The game is simply not for you bro
@ZackofSpades
@ZackofSpades 2 года назад
What a miserable human being.
@Jorbz150
@Jorbz150 8 месяцев назад
Why do you say that?
@muxford
@muxford 8 месяцев назад
?​@@Jorbz150
@wul3391
@wul3391 9 месяцев назад
Giving his "final thoughts" after playing for 10 minutes...
@randominternetuser2599
@randominternetuser2599 8 месяцев назад
they hated him because he spoke the truth
@Jorbz150
@Jorbz150 8 месяцев назад
They hate him because he isn't a conformist who repeats what other people say. Conformists refuse to believe that anyone thinks individually, so they presuppose anyone with an unusual opinion must be up to something suspicious. The world is turning into one giant cult.
@AnimeGIFfy
@AnimeGIFfy 5 месяцев назад
i completed The Witness without having to learn anything.
@lastburning
@lastburning 2 месяца назад
Not possible.
@AnimeGIFfy
@AnimeGIFfy 2 месяца назад
@@lastburning proof?
@m4hunt3r47
@m4hunt3r47 9 месяцев назад
i haven't played Elden rings but man the prisoner character looked like griffith in his edgy suit lol
@AssailantLF
@AssailantLF 9 месяцев назад
unironically half of the Dark Souls/Elden Ring stuff is heavily inspired by Berserk
@brandy1999
@brandy1999 2 года назад
Plays the game for exactly 13 mins before skipping to "final thoughts" and "being done" lmao, and that is after numerous remarks about how FS should "evolve" and how theyre "scared of changing their game", all in lecturing tone before even learning the basics of gameplay. How would you know anything about making a game of this caliber and quality, buddy? What gives you the right to lecture people that made DARK SOULS (of all things)? What did you make thats anywhere close to this? Do these devs and indie-devs dont realize how bad it makes them look when they try to criticize a product thats incomparably better than anything theyve ever worked on instead of learning from it? Seems like a trend for ELDEN RING. Is it really just jealousy speaking?
@mastermusician
@mastermusician 2 года назад
He made the Witness which is at least as good as Demons Souls (the best souls game), but yeah he doesnt have any patience
@BlowFan
@BlowFan 2 года назад
I edited out quite a lot and tried to leave only the most relevant and funny parts.
@jim0_o
@jim0_o Месяц назад
Damn, it was like he was sitting on a tack he was trying to ignore while trying the game. - The audio mix with the music I agree with to some extent, in earlier games you can miss very interesting lore details because of the music... but if they lower it at important moments that might actually be immersion breaking as if some deus-ex-machina/annoying-guy-to-watch-a-movie-with was controlling the volume telling you to really pay attention at "this" point. (DS1 OnS fight, music off and you can hear the glee of Smough as he kills his "friend" that you then also notice was actually still alive.) - Presumably he didn't read about graces (so never sat down?) so never got the horse. - Didn't notice the rays of light coming from the graces that are there to guide new players(as the pop-up said) . - That one "hell" hole is where the character's body is dumped to wake up under ground after getting beaten by the scion. ie. if the hole wasn't there, there would be holes in the lore/story/logic. (kind of too bad you don't re-spawn in the puddle. - The messages are very limited so not to be about cell phones and politics. (so IMO not immersion breaking, people in the world just like to leave notes, and leave blood-ghost-echos when they die.) there is also the part where its a kind of meta-game to make the best messages in relation to the environment etc. Such a series of unfortunate events or he was distracted or he kind of didn't want to be another fan of the game everyone thinks they're cool for liking, or a mix. PS: yeah I know long comment == bad-person, I just didn't want to leave annoyed after watching the video (with pent-up answers and "answers").
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