Jordan Stole The Precious Slam 

this is the reason basketball was invented

The fact that there are dislikes on this video is proof that civilization has a long way to go before humanity can truly be considered great.

This might be one of the most Americanized versions of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing.

This is actually, legitimately, one of the highest quality Space Jam remixes I've ever heard. The video is amazing, but aside from that, attention was paid to making the songs sync and it works out amazingly well, and that's depressingly rare.

This is one of the most innovative slams I've ever seen.

I did not expect that flawless video editing.

This is, in fact, an accurate representation of what is going through my head at three in the morning.

This is still amazing 8 years later

THIS EDITING THOUGH

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Why is this a thing that exists? And why is it so beautiful?

Felt like returning to my teenage years by watching this one

Can't wait for Jordan to become a playable character in Touhou 19

邦題「ジョーダンは大変なゴールを決めていきました」

By far the best. I am sobbing on the floor from the beauty. Nothing could have prepared me for this experience.

1:03 Basketball Basketball Basketball... *FOOTBALL?!* Come out Kobe, we know you're behind this.

I can’t believe I’ve lived 9 years of my life without knowing this masterpiece existed

I NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT THIS WAS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED

... I have no words.

This is seriously my favorite Space Jam remix of all time!

Shanghai shanghai shanghai shanghai hourai hourai hourai hourai....

*is found dead in chair with this video on*

Slam! Jam! Slam! Then welcome to the jam! Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house let's go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space kaboom! Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance At the Space Jam alright C'mon it's time to get hyped say "Hoop there it is" C'mon all the fellas say "Hoop there it is" (He's heating up!) C'mon one time for the ladies say "Hoop there it is" Now all the fellas say "Hoop there it is" (He's on fire!) C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot Oh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby shoot C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam It's the QCD on the microphone Girl you got me in the zone C'mon, c'mon and start the game Break it down an' tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself the night QCD, drop the base 3-point-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, one on one You run the hole and I run the "D" So c'mon baby just jam for me C'mon, everybody say "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say "Hey ey ey O" C'mon, C'mon everybody "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O" Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it)

But seriously, what makes this vid even funnier is that Barkley (supposedly) refuses to talk about the year the Suns faced the Bulls in the NBA Finals.

After all these years of me listening to Touhou songs and Slam mixes, this finally showed up on my recommendations.

すげぇなアレンジを加えるのに音のセンスが良い(言語壊滅)

1:08

The most amazing thing about this is the amount of love that went into this video. Fucking magical.

This is beautiful

I don't think I've ever laid eyes on something more beautiful than this.

An absolute masterpiece

I play this in the car too damn much the looks I get LOL

Ah yes, basketball. Always that legend stuck in my head. Long live, Kobe Bryant.

How this song goes so perfectly with everything never ceases to amaze

I find myself playing Alice's level and singing, "Come on and slam..."

WHOSE FAULT IS THIS? YOU HAVE WON ALL MY POSSESSIONS! CONGRATULATIONS, I SHALL MISS THOSE.

Starring Charles Margatroid and Michael Kirisame.

jokes aside, this song is fire

These Slam videos have made my life so much better. Thank you

If you can't slam with the best...

Congratulations, ZVAARI, you have disproven sanity.

one of the most underrated videos on youtube

I swear I cant stop listening to this

This has been in my favourites for years, where are the millions of views for this madness?

Had to come back to this masterpiece.

The visuals made it perfect. 10/10.

Yes. YES. YEEEES. This is pure awesomeness, in video and audio form. Thank you for this, Zvaari.

Jordan Senpai confirmed for Smash 4 DLC.

The year is 2022. My strength is restored.

This is one of those songs that even if it has a couple memes in it, it's a song that pretty much EVERYONE would dance to. XD

7th year anniversary today.

This is an amazing work of art

My goal in life is to make sweet love to this song.

this song is a real jam no joke

Why is this so good Why does the music work perfectly that shouldn't be possible

This is possibly the greatest video.XD

1:31 Oh hey, it's Mystery Guitar Man!

This is born in the same hell that silvagunner is made form

I still love this video after all this time

maaan i really hope they would show this on NBA TNT and she how Shaq will laugh about it

How did I not find this masterpiece sooner

Thank you, based mowtendoo

This... This is amazing, honestly. I may not have been waiting for it, as you stated, but I did not know I needed it so much until I received it.

;^; thank you for making this. It cheers me up when I watch it

I love space jam mixes but oh my god this is just amazing and I'm currently in tears from laughing.

i cant believe this video turns 10 years old tomorrow

i just splooged everywhere

I have an entire Playlist of these and this one is the best so far

hands down that's peak internet

This must feel like a roller coaster when on acid.

It's for reasons like this that the internet was created. Thank you for blessing RU-vid with this. Just...thank you.

It's a crime that this video has less than a million views.

random octagon makes everything better

This is what einstein was thinking of when he invented the ball

Somehow, a 6 year old video about a basketball got in my recommended... *BEAUTIFUL!*

1:31 MysteryGuitarMan

やばいのを見つけてしまったｗｗｗ

This is a work of infinite, supreme, sublime culture.

if this someday featured on NBA on TNT i can finally die

instant fav! Thank you so much for that masterpiece!

Damn, it's already been 6 years, feels like it was yesterday since i first viewied this, anyways, i'll be slamming and dodging the bullet until the end of time

0:45 - slamming intensifies

Come on and slam, and welcome to Japan

God bless

The beginning looks like a challenger is approaching in SSB.

This makes me want to play basketball

Why does this not have like 3 million views already?

ICONIC

Why has youtube kept this from me for the past 10 years

This is more bizzare then jojo bizzare adventures

I originally saw this a few years back when it was first put up and thought it was just a wierd thing. Now i am older, wiser and more matured in regards to my ability to appreciate art. And my word do i now "appreciate" this. It helps that i now have the original to compare it to as well.

"slam JAM slam" - Vapor's Quarantine Notes: #16

Really love the Jack Black Octagon apparition there. Meme culture is my life

still so beautiful in 2021

Always returning here. Waiting the time this vid reaching the 1M

0:57 I really love this part because it's that part of the song where they sing. ♪Run baby, run!♪! As you can clearly see, Barkley smashes his balls he's so mad. *I'm thankful he didn't slam anybody to Kingdom Jams!*

Awesome beat; I didn't expect this

Dude, it's less than the song and more the video editing. That was AWESOME!

Why is this the best damn thing ever?

I love basketball and touhou so this is AWESOME! SLAM SLAM SLAM :D so catchy!