"You are like, THAT close to getting kicked in the ass, dead in the ass like this *kick sound effect* do you want those to be YOUR hot buns? Better not touch that shit again"
"Have you ever cooked 4900 pounds of spaghetti, and felt every piece of clothing you own with it?" I'm laughing so hard I just woke my wife up. That's what you get for engaging the weird part of RU-vid at 3am.
@@iamnotevenanumber3312 omfg I have laughed at that so many times, but today, for my birthday, you gifted me w/ add-on ridiculosity I laughed so hard I wasn't making noise cuz breathing wasn't a part of what was happening for me? It's like Vanity Smurf just tickling that fancy button until you're strutting and strolling your way through life like an unfukkintouchable stream of hot, smoking lava. Mooch us grassyass.
And the name Joshua is a bastardization of the Greek translation of the Hebrew for Yahweh, which is Yeshu'a, which, depending on who you ask, was the real name of Jesus. So Josh Homme = Jesus Man.
"and you need some fucking theme music, so you can struck and stroll your way through life like an untouchable river o hot fucking lava!" man, this phrase is just badass and genius
This is awesome!!! Where did the last video come from? I wanna see the entire thing! Thank you so much for posting this!! So good to know my favorite man is not only the best rocker, but funny as well too.
The song you're all looking for: Chase The Devil - Eagles Of Death Metal Drums borrowed from Song For The Death which was also borrowed from Slip It In ;)
@alexAENESIDEManders Josh invited her (Samantha Maloney) for a drummer audition for Eagles of Death Metal, but was saying it was for Queens to make it sound better. So she was pissed that it was for EoDM not for QotSA. She ended up doing it anyways..
