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Josh Johnson Had to Prove He Was Black to a Blind Man 

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Josh Johnson remembers having trouble convincing a blind man that he’s black and imagines an awkward post-Civil War encounter.
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@autumnzia4764
@autumnzia4764 4 года назад
My boyfriends mom is blind and she was like "HE IS BLACK?" I was laughing so hard
@knighthunter1791
@knighthunter1791 4 года назад
I read that as "My mom's boyfriend"
@autumnzia4764
@autumnzia4764 4 года назад
@@knighthunter1791 lmao
@darkd1122
@darkd1122 4 года назад
@@knighthunter1791 Haha, me too. I read it a few times cause I was confused. Your comment actually helped me read it right.
@Logitah
@Logitah 4 года назад
I'm already having spasms because I'm laughing too hard. This didn't help.
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 4 года назад
Lol how would he know what black even is
@bonydanza7046
@bonydanza7046 4 года назад
He look like he from the future and the past at the same damn time
@dxseogaming
@dxseogaming 4 года назад
John Candycorn bruh that’s funny af 😂
@yunaliseofhoustatlantavega9588
@yunaliseofhoustatlantavega9588 4 года назад
So Wakanda?
@naywahn
@naywahn 4 года назад
Your pic fits the comment.
@SereniTee99
@SereniTee99 4 года назад
@@naywahn 😂my sentiments exactly
@z17seattle
@z17seattle 4 года назад
Brilliant
@yeahokbuddy2510
@yeahokbuddy2510 5 лет назад
this dude looks 15 and 26 at the same time
@terrirnbsn3596
@terrirnbsn3596 5 лет назад
I think hes in his 30's
@Shamanysm
@Shamanysm 5 лет назад
15 and 26, male and female, black and white and all at the same time. This got to be the most confusing brother on earth. lOl!
@thesevenkingswelove9554
@thesevenkingswelove9554 5 лет назад
I get the age thing but he does not look like a female to me.
@ShanteRoxxane
@ShanteRoxxane 5 лет назад
Venom He's a very pretty guy I must say.
@SigurTibbs
@SigurTibbs 5 лет назад
its a struggle
@jamieb4031
@jamieb4031 4 года назад
The detail on his outfit is beautiful and the color is gorgeous: man is wearing the hell out of it.
@fubab586
@fubab586 3 года назад
Ron weasely’s dress robe
@lukasmuller1274
@lukasmuller1274 3 года назад
he kind of looks like a bald woman ngl
@GPuup115
@GPuup115 3 года назад
@@lukasmuller1274 wakanda forever!
@z71655
@z71655 3 года назад
@@lukasmuller1274 exactly lmao
@oljimeagle
@oljimeagle 3 года назад
It is a pretty blouse
@ma_junia
@ma_junia 4 года назад
"I have friends now but the damage is done" I chuckled uncomfortably
@laram5909
@laram5909 4 года назад
Ikr. I felt called out.
@compositebow151
@compositebow151 2 года назад
Same.
@neuroseptember1020
@neuroseptember1020 Год назад
It’s relatable
@YeOleNerd
@YeOleNerd 5 лет назад
If they ever make a black version of Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender, this guys it
@krystalharris1259
@krystalharris1259 5 лет назад
YeOleNerd 😨👏👏👀👀👀👀👀👀😆👏😆👀😆👏😆👏😆👏😆👏😆👏😕👏😕👀😆👀👏👏👏
@YeOleNerd
@YeOleNerd 5 лет назад
@@krystalharris1259 Stay the fuck out of my thread I hate ur emoji toting ass
@YeOleNerd
@YeOleNerd 5 лет назад
@Wensley Michel Whats this supposed to say
@YeOleNerd
@YeOleNerd 5 лет назад
Like a somebody, fuck you bitch? What?
@MKIVGTI1.8
@MKIVGTI1.8 5 лет назад
Yeah, or a black One Punch Man
@bishopconnor
@bishopconnor 2 года назад
“The madder I got, the whiter I sounded.” 🤣🤣🤣 He says the line with perfect inflection, sounding so irritated with himself knowing it’s making him sound *even more* whiter still! 💀
@nikkidcoe
@nikkidcoe 4 месяца назад
Me too 😂😂😂
@destinynicole8830
@destinynicole8830 5 лет назад
“I ain’t tryna start a revolution, I CANT PICK IT UP!” 😂
@gameboinaz6946
@gameboinaz6946 4 года назад
@@thenarrator6363 guess not 😂😂😉
@harrisonb3400
@harrisonb3400 4 года назад
"I'm black...I'm black like YOU!" Had me dying 😂😂
@magnificloud
@magnificloud 4 года назад
It was even funnier bc of how white he sounded when he said that. As someone who is told she has a white voice a lot by her black peers, i VIBE
@lizzylucyn7133
@lizzylucyn7133 3 года назад
He sounded like woody from toy story lol
@kookooforjooniepuffs4666
@kookooforjooniepuffs4666 3 года назад
@@lizzylucyn7133 more like Tom dubois from boondocks lol
@Josh-xx2oq
@Josh-xx2oq 3 года назад
"Like...like me?"
@jocelynntagle3556
@jocelynntagle3556 3 года назад
What most people in general Don't understand is that there is a difference between sounding educated and sounding white. This guy sounds definitely educated.
@jonnyA0112
@jonnyA0112 5 лет назад
"I woke up fired from being a slave." 😂🤣😂🤣 he's pretty funny!
@rayhairston7582
@rayhairston7582 5 лет назад
Great set but maybe I'm biased bc it's so relatable
@azzytmtq6927
@azzytmtq6927 5 лет назад
LMFAOAOA YOOO THATS CRAZY I READ THAT COMMENT AND HE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME
@txmilxssi7803
@txmilxssi7803 5 лет назад
that one ended me lmaooo
@Dora-wi6fn
@Dora-wi6fn 5 лет назад
Kazzo Productions not that crazy
@azzytmtq6927
@azzytmtq6927 5 лет назад
@@Dora-wi6fn ok
@melpomene1492
@melpomene1492 4 месяца назад
This blue silk tunic is the fiercest drip I have ever seen. I love the hem. 10/10 no notes
@thesuburbanegro
@thesuburbanegro 5 лет назад
"I'm black like *YOU* " cracks me up everytime
@katiev6787
@katiev6787 4 года назад
Give this man an hour-long Netflix special STAT
@BlazingCigzLikeJays
@BlazingCigzLikeJays 4 года назад
Him and Josh wolf
@firelordzuko9972
@firelordzuko9972 4 года назад
Coolbossplayer yess
@greenmileyfan97
@greenmileyfan97 4 года назад
He has a 15 minute set on Netflix! It's part of a collection of up and coming comedians
@gnlilu6972
@gnlilu6972 4 года назад
PLEASE
@movabledread557
@movabledread557 4 года назад
greenmileyfan97 Thank you
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 лет назад
“I woke up fired from being a slave!” 😭😭😭😭😭 lmaooooo man this guy’s whole routine was incredible
@Work2022-
@Work2022- 8 месяцев назад
Josh is a Genius, not just of Comedy, he is a very intelligent young man. ❤
@jennaebranch4293
@jennaebranch4293 3 месяца назад
His News & Current Event Takes Are AMAZING❗️‼️.
@JPFerraccio
@JPFerraccio 4 года назад
A child that reads encyclopedias all day is EXACTLY the kind of kid I'd want to talk to.
@rofrankie947
@rofrankie947 4 года назад
Here I am, all grown up. He’s a male me, lol.
@ag.j6021
@ag.j6021 4 года назад
No... no. They talk to much.
@happylindsay4475
@happylindsay4475 4 года назад
My whole damn childhood. 😂
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 4 года назад
Look up Eric Stratford on Facebook. 😁 Don't friend him, just follow and you'll love his posts. 👍👍
@QlueDuPlessis
@QlueDuPlessis 3 года назад
And yet I know exactly what that feels like.
@MerlinHills9004
@MerlinHills9004 4 года назад
When he says ‘sir, I’m black, I’m black like you’ it reminds me of captain holt saying ‘I am a human, I am a human male!’
@em7pug26
@em7pug26 3 года назад
B99 is the best. Holt is the best.
@tomthetinker1024
@tomthetinker1024 3 года назад
As a white Southerner, you can tell he's black from his accent. He's got a twang but doesn't have the lazy drawl of white Southerners.
@twistedalicemcgee
@twistedalicemcgee 3 года назад
I bet you like 50% of people think this is a racist comment.
@ko-Daegu
@ko-Daegu 3 года назад
@@twistedalicemcgee Yeah many people think this comment is racist hence why no one pointed out & he have 115 likes K
@timothywilliamson3201
@timothywilliamson3201 3 года назад
168 now
@kyro194
@kyro194 3 года назад
233 now
@rtrue3502
@rtrue3502 3 года назад
I get it. It above many folks head.😎🤟🤠
@sharonmalepe2341
@sharonmalepe2341 4 года назад
His bald head, his clothes makes look so clean and calm then he starts talking and i want to be his friend.
@cenketsu
@cenketsu 4 года назад
u kno he got enough stories to entertain you for hours too
@tristanshah9716
@tristanshah9716 5 лет назад
This dude looks like a level 120 mage
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад
Sounds like a White Mage though.
@dun8410
@dun8410 5 лет назад
This is funnier than his jokes 😂😂😂😂
@brotherindeed992
@brotherindeed992 5 лет назад
What game are you talking about? Please tell me its name.
@dun8410
@dun8410 5 лет назад
@@brotherindeed992 BATTLE FOR WESNORTH
@jellysmeme4923
@jellysmeme4923 5 лет назад
lmao
@nathanroos4143
@nathanroos4143 3 года назад
The face when he made the bathroom hand dryer joke is now my favorite expression.
@jordanwooten1019
@jordanwooten1019 5 лет назад
Donald Glover: I'm the best nerdy black comedian. Josh Johnson: Observe.
@greenwaffle3257
@greenwaffle3257 5 лет назад
i was gonna say that damnit
@Insert639
@Insert639 5 лет назад
@xxGodx I hate that phrase a lot.
@Insert639
@Insert639 5 лет назад
.....speaking of clichès
@jaybloc615
@jaybloc615 5 лет назад
Donald better 🤷‍♂️
@TheGoldDragon100
@TheGoldDragon100 5 лет назад
@@Insert639: Hold my clichè
@ekdud2772
@ekdud2772 3 года назад
this guy has to be my favorite comedian, the first six minutes of this set never fails to crack me up
@cinder4181
@cinder4181 4 года назад
When he went on about the air dryers... all I could think of was "Well I am not using those ever again."
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 года назад
It's ocd lol
@dialup5583
@dialup5583 4 года назад
Worst part is, it's stranger's particles most of the time. Assuming you just went in to take a leak
@fancythisgirl3
@fancythisgirl3 4 года назад
no peace that’s not OCD.... lol
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 года назад
@@fancythisgirl3 yes it is
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 года назад
@@fancythisgirl3 it's literally a symptom of ocd, which i have He may not have ocd but it's still a trait of ocd
@SmellyBones
@SmellyBones 5 лет назад
"I would sit alone and read and think and read more, and then have nobody to talk to, and then read, and then finally talk to somebody and they're like, 'Oh god. What's happening?' You know what I mean?" In my bones, Josh Johnson!
@kash_glow
@kash_glow 4 года назад
Scrolling through the comments and I literally read this at the same time it came up in the vid 😂😂 made it even more funny.
@orchdork775
@orchdork775 4 года назад
This is painfully accurate. I'm like, "no no no you don't understand, I went through all the potential ways this conversation could go all day, and this was not one of them!! I'm not crazy, you're crazy!! You are!!"
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 4 года назад
He's living my life & I love him even more for it.💗
@Just-Nikki
@Just-Nikki 4 года назад
Tales On Wheels I tried talking on a video game because someone asked me to help liven it up... I asked if anyone liked cake. I spend a lot of time alone 😂
@SeanFlora
@SeanFlora 3 месяца назад
Josh is brilliant and he has gotten better.
@denisesalt9729
@denisesalt9729 4 года назад
This young man is awesome. He is my nephew for real. He would get so deep in his thoughts when he was little and nerd out on everyone. Now, he is this really cool, artistic dude.
@pagethreemodel
@pagethreemodel 4 года назад
Really????
@Matty80822
@Matty80822 4 года назад
he's got a strong presence for sure, just look at the comments haha
@benbordogna6913
@benbordogna6913 4 года назад
I'm betting my life your not
@prods3L
@prods3L 4 года назад
Cap
@loveyourself8169
@loveyourself8169 4 года назад
Thats cap
@MrBigShot110
@MrBigShot110 5 лет назад
Name: Josh Johnson 'Expects to be assumed to be black' 😂
@conquistadorito
@conquistadorito 5 лет назад
Actually, there’s another Josh Johnson who’s in the NFL and he’s also black so
@prafonity
@prafonity 5 лет назад
Josh is the whitest name after Tanner
@Jblah
@Jblah 5 лет назад
@@prafonity no ive yet to meet a black person named Jack lol
@asura5819
@asura5819 5 лет назад
@@Jblah I definitely have, you know what name a black person will never have though? Connor, now that's rare or never seen.
@prafonity
@prafonity 5 лет назад
j blah there are plenty where I live. In Jamaica
@charles3840
@charles3840 3 года назад
"I've been through all the channels" Man, that is painfully true
@sashalynillustration
@sashalynillustration 5 лет назад
That outfit is FIRE!🔥✊🏾
@thereshego8665
@thereshego8665 5 лет назад
no.
@jaronvelda9082
@jaronvelda9082 5 лет назад
Josh johnson wearin this outfit. I only can think satire
@luciadozier1267
@luciadozier1267 5 лет назад
✊🏾💯
@zeekseeks7646
@zeekseeks7646 5 лет назад
@@jaronvelda9082 I hope it is
@zeekseeks7646
@zeekseeks7646 5 лет назад
'Tis,.. but I feel like it contradicts his set
@DkKombo
@DkKombo 5 лет назад
"Wheres the air come from" Me: Well obviously theres just basically a dryer that- "THAT'S BATHROOM AIR! YOU MIGHT AS WELL FART YOUR HANDS DRY!" Also me: OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT.
@_TheDudeAbides_
@_TheDudeAbides_ 5 лет назад
He is right. The heat also makes bacteria grow more. It is better to dry your hands on your pants instead of a dryer.
@dullicecream
@dullicecream 5 лет назад
@@_TheDudeAbides_ Our school only had air dryers in the bathrooms for a long time. :')
@MrDemonWorm
@MrDemonWorm 5 лет назад
[Some time later]: We're not crazy! You're crazy!
@veksone77
@veksone77 5 лет назад
Do you use towels in your bathroom at home to dry your hands? Guess what... Do you use the shower in your bathroom at home? Guess what...
@golderp
@golderp 5 лет назад
An electric fan with blades but covered to avoid wet hands and moisture. Not rocket science.
@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 4 года назад
two things: 1) the way he said "I'm black like YOU!" cracks me up 2) he's so... beautiful
@PumpkinPieDoll
@PumpkinPieDoll 3 года назад
Yes and yessss
@blackmojoking820
@blackmojoking820 3 года назад
I just realized his attire compliments the mural quite well.
@KarisPigNose
@KarisPigNose 4 года назад
I'm from Baton Rouge and I'm LMAO. "In Louisiana the bus comes once a year."
@Mike08651
@Mike08651 4 года назад
Tess Chapeau exactly 😂
@beaneauxb3938
@beaneauxb3938 3 года назад
From BR myself lmao. Coming from somebody who’s never rode the bus... this is true lmaoo
@dridleyroberts
@dridleyroberts 2 месяца назад
This just popped in my feed in 2024 - and it’s from 6 years ago. I’ve been following Josh for a long time. This session is fine, but comparing this to his comedy now … wow, you can really see his growth. ❤❤❤ Continued success, Josh.
@CCMetaTraveler
@CCMetaTraveler 5 лет назад
Love this kid! He's hilarious!! "Woke up from being fired as a slave."
@WYCD
@WYCD 5 лет назад
The rescue dog thing was freaking hilarious. I don't know why, but I lost it at "Mikayla left him and he lost his job in the same week..."
@B0R3D901
@B0R3D901 5 лет назад
"I woke up fired from being a slave" 😂😂😂
@ethangonzalez7232
@ethangonzalez7232 3 года назад
When he said “ if they builded the pyramids they can make a subway sandwich” that almost killed me 😂😂
@ryesaac
@ryesaac 5 лет назад
RU-vid suggestions: "Josh Johnso-" Me, already clicking on the video: Say no more
@obamna666
@obamna666 5 лет назад
Sidney cute icon!
@carpetedshower9016
@carpetedshower9016 5 лет назад
Same
@Juicedude502
@Juicedude502 5 лет назад
On gawd
@dannyherrera1598
@dannyherrera1598 5 лет назад
Stfu, your meme comment isn't funny
@Deltash
@Deltash 5 лет назад
@@obamna666 assuming its still the fox Its Tod from the movie fox and the hound
@bluebee29
@bluebee29 4 года назад
Comments are like: 85% how attractive he is 10% his African attire 4% his hand dryer joke 1% others (e.g. he looks like ~~) He's gorgeous alright!
@Dichtsau
@Dichtsau 3 года назад
comments like these make me really _sad._
@SteveOnlin
@SteveOnlin 3 года назад
You didn't mention what the hell he's wearing
@clare769
@clare769 3 года назад
@@SteveOnlin "his African attire"
@SteveOnlin
@SteveOnlin 3 года назад
@@clare769 ok fair
@Wooktent
@Wooktent 5 лет назад
"She's unwraps the present, looks at the cover, 'oh! Winnie the pooh', opens it, and it's Mein Kampf." *Im dying right now*
@therealcthulhu3968
@therealcthulhu3968 5 лет назад
"I tried to feed her *Tap Tap Tap* like she didn't even know how to eat" this had me dying like a windex bottle
@snavisTM
@snavisTM 5 лет назад
Huh?
@DC-nw3uc
@DC-nw3uc 5 лет назад
Lol! I heard it in my head. 😂
@bamboo_brianna
@bamboo_brianna 5 лет назад
"That book was wearing its cover!!!" 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@hoshinoaria2497
@hoshinoaria2497 5 лет назад
Well, once the train came by they weren't lol
@mythloverb5931
@mythloverb5931 5 лет назад
420th like hell yeah
@nightmare2730
@nightmare2730 5 лет назад
"He might be dead look at me go."😂😂😂
@error404blah
@error404blah 5 лет назад
This guy is one of the absolute best stand up comics at the moment, such solid sets.
@Btvstudio
@Btvstudio 5 лет назад
you're so right!
@ChrisRing101
@ChrisRing101 5 лет назад
Very true
@seanbean4682
@seanbean4682 5 лет назад
I was shocked that someone so young would have such a unique comedic voice. I have a feeling he's going to be around for quite a while.
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 5 лет назад
Right!? He'd be a great voice actor! Wicked funny!
@ThisDique
@ThisDique 5 лет назад
He had a great set he but seeing him for the first time I'd say he started really strong and fell flat in the last 2 minutes. Entertaining none the less.
@starrbabbby
@starrbabbby 3 года назад
“Call me old fashioned but I don’t like when women voice their opinions” 😭😂
@philipfahy9658
@philipfahy9658 5 лет назад
Welp, you just ruined hand dryers for me.
@lolgamez9171
@lolgamez9171 5 лет назад
Heard
@emhu2594
@emhu2594 5 лет назад
Studies show that hand dryers are full of bacteria.
@ACorrJustice
@ACorrJustice 5 лет назад
Philip Fahy a public service...
@Insert639
@Insert639 5 лет назад
@@emhu2594 Okay, reading comments before yours i was like "it's not THAT bad", but you just sealed the deal. DISGUSTING.
@nasirstanton
@nasirstanton 5 лет назад
Stranger: How ya doin sport?! Josh: (Louisiana accent) YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY MILES THE EARTH IS FROM THE SUN?!! Me: *chokes on drink from laughing😂😂🤣
@someunknownweirdo5409
@someunknownweirdo5409 5 лет назад
The saddest part is that's how people from Louisiana sound 😅
@CupKanime
@CupKanime 5 лет назад
I an 20 mins from Louisiana &how josh sounds is nothing like their accent.
@someunknownweirdo5409
@someunknownweirdo5409 5 лет назад
@@CupKanime south and north are very different
@alexciagonzales9285
@alexciagonzales9285 4 года назад
never drink while watching stand up comedians trust me from experience
@sergiom.554
@sergiom.554 4 года назад
99999
@SarahWells777
@SarahWells777 9 месяцев назад
Love Josh! He is amazing!..
@tommyg2026
@tommyg2026 3 года назад
Applause* Great content, clean delivery, jokes I've never heard and they were actually funny and I am never going to forget" a book by its cover". Good stuff
@thatonegirlelaine
@thatonegirlelaine 4 года назад
I was a kid who sat and read encyclopedias. And I also sound “white”.
@freepalestine1764
@freepalestine1764 4 года назад
It's the encyclopedias
@Sickwitit18
@Sickwitit18 4 года назад
I sound white too and I definitely didn't read encyclopedias for fun lol
@onkelberra3166
@onkelberra3166 4 года назад
I sound white too! Oh, I'm white, lol
@evetats235
@evetats235 4 года назад
Elaine Yvette is there a correlation between those - reading encyclopaedias and sounding “white”? 🤷🏾‍♀️🙄 What a weird thing to say... white people have very many sounds (different languages) and accents (when speaking English) I read encyclopaedia when I was younger too and it made me a bit more knowledgable than those in my junior school classes, perhaps more curious and keen to ask questions/curious but sound “white”, no way...
@thatonegirlelaine
@thatonegirlelaine 4 года назад
Eve Tats Is there a correlation between someone telling a joke and someone else understanding it?
@s.g.7572
@s.g.7572 2 года назад
"I have friends now, but the damage is done" YIKES, I have never related to anything more
@bimboodekunle4296
@bimboodekunle4296 5 лет назад
Embracing his culture. Love the top. My Nigerian uncle once told my brother, "If you wear nike, you are a small boy. Wear natives and you'll be a BIG MAN"
@Allensanor
@Allensanor 5 лет назад
What if u wear Skechers
@jezpeep538
@jezpeep538 5 лет назад
@@Allensanor or Crocs.
@sammillwood8301
@sammillwood8301 5 лет назад
@@Allensanor Then you're a mega man.
@MissJoy16
@MissJoy16 3 года назад
This is so validating as someone else who has been an isolated nerd for much of their life, lol. I recently left an abusive relationship and had to cut out nearly all my friends in this new state I moved to because of it so I'm alone a lot again. And I definitely experience that whole thing of thinking about something a lot and then trying to communicate it to people and they don't get it. LOL
@edub4240
@edub4240 3 года назад
The Absolute Most Underrated and Unknown Comedian to kiss the face of this earth
@toffeefeathers
@toffeefeathers 4 года назад
This white comedian should pair up with that proud Asian American woman
@ronevlogstv
@ronevlogstv 4 года назад
He doesn't even sound white. He just sound educated and nerdy tbh.
@staypufft80
@staypufft80 4 года назад
With great hips!
@sneham9654
@sneham9654 4 года назад
Yasss 😂
@livenletlive4639
@livenletlive4639 4 года назад
Agreed!He even looks like a tall child too
@toffeefeathers
@toffeefeathers 4 года назад
Stan Sebastian Stan though he does look terrible! Get some rest tall child!
@ayanomarova8909
@ayanomarova8909 5 лет назад
btw I think we need to acknowledge how he changed his way of performing - much more confidence! 👏🏻
@cjdebnam3229
@cjdebnam3229 5 лет назад
I noticed it too..... Especially pacing his jokes
@gyanchor2495
@gyanchor2495 5 лет назад
Good stuff. Fresh material.
@loyina310
@loyina310 5 лет назад
@@cjdebnam3229 that's what I was thinking. His timing was already good but I think he's hit a sweet spot.
@keyboardwarrior4859
@keyboardwarrior4859 5 лет назад
Are you Chinese or russian?
@ayanomarova8909
@ayanomarova8909 5 лет назад
GoodTimes wtf? neither of these two.
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 5 лет назад
"By golly I'm black gosh darn it!! " 🤣🤣🤣2:28
@MsFreshadenu
@MsFreshadenu 5 лет назад
Yup. A 20s reference that literally no one can actually relate to yet still gets laughs.
@kimberlycooper4170
@kimberlycooper4170 5 лет назад
A "20s reference"? It sounds like Gomer Pile.
@aerolchristopherinfante
@aerolchristopherinfante 3 года назад
I closed my eyes while he was talking, It's true.
@GreenGiantess
@GreenGiantess 4 года назад
OMG he is so gorgeous. I could just stare at him an giggle all the time. He's got a perfect face. Oh yea and he's hella funny.
@hayman122
@hayman122 4 года назад
Dont judge a book by its cover. guy who spends weeks making book covers: *Am i a joke to you?*
@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu
@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu 4 года назад
coincidentally, this comedian looks like the guy in the meme
@FelipeKana1
@FelipeKana1 4 года назад
Those lines about covers being always accurate in bookstores were absolutely spot on.
@rosequartz4102
@rosequartz4102 2 года назад
He described my childhood. Sit, read history, think about what I read, read, think, talk to no one.
@saiyamoru
@saiyamoru 5 лет назад
I have to admit that this video started playing while I was in another tab and I completely assumed that this guy was white. He is not wrong. Also I love his outfit, that asymmetrical hemline is on point.
@mattbrown4207
@mattbrown4207 5 лет назад
No you didnt.
@brolyonsome3963
@brolyonsome3963 5 лет назад
You're a fucking liar.
@saiyamoru
@saiyamoru 5 лет назад
@@brolyonsome3963 comedian: 'people assume that i'm white because of my voice' person: 'i assumed he was white because of his voice' you: 'you fucking liar' ???
@brolyonsome3963
@brolyonsome3963 5 лет назад
@@saiyamoru you: 'I have to admit that this video started playing while I was in another tab and I completely assumed that this guy was white. He is not wrong'
@saiyamoru
@saiyamoru 5 лет назад
@@brolyonsome3963 Yes. I assumed he was white because I *heard his voice* and wasn't actually *watching the video* when it started playing. I don't know how to simplify this for you further.
@stumbling
@stumbling 4 года назад
Josh Johnson sounds like the name of a white Dave Chappelle character.
@Whitehorse_crimefighter
@Whitehorse_crimefighter Год назад
I was thinking this whole bit was very Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle is a legend and influenced a whole generation
@djuanabeane489
@djuanabeane489 Год назад
the 'who rescued who' magnet came to life 😂
@ajf098
@ajf098 5 лет назад
Beautiful storyteller. His outfit is 🔥And he is one gorgeous man. He should totally model.
@justinrichards6969
@justinrichards6969 3 года назад
"He might be dead look at me go"😂for days
@helenvoss
@helenvoss 5 лет назад
He's funny and I liked that his outfit matched the background lol
@Monstybae
@Monstybae 3 года назад
the talking about something you’ve been thinking about all day to someone and they don’t get it is so fcking relatable 😭
@sapnasrinivasan9908
@sapnasrinivasan9908 5 лет назад
omg finally someone else understands why I don't use air dryers xD
@ACorrJustice
@ACorrJustice 5 лет назад
Sapna Srinivasan yaas.
@deias.721
@deias.721 5 лет назад
Yesssss. Seeing people use it in the bathrooms is cringe worthy .
@DudemeisterNL
@DudemeisterNL 5 лет назад
Damn u fine
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 года назад
That "call me old-fashioned" bit slayed me 😁
@dylanabowen9903
@dylanabowen9903 5 лет назад
He is incredibly handsome. Look at that skin!
@blueskinn4849
@blueskinn4849 3 года назад
"i'm black like you, you're black like me, it's something anyone can see"
@BreeNoelle96
@BreeNoelle96 4 года назад
Thank you for making me laugh during my depression-induced insomnia.
@bestusernameever1548
@bestusernameever1548 4 года назад
You have depression-induced insomnia.. I have insomnia-induced depression, but relatively mild..(usually..)
@deedeeboj2797
@deedeeboj2797 4 года назад
I hope you are better now Sabriyah
@peterlukan6751
@peterlukan6751 4 года назад
Hope you're good dear
@juberthubberly7776
@juberthubberly7776 5 лет назад
"By golly I'm black gosh darn it" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ronaldzeits3027
@ronaldzeits3027 5 лет назад
Love your name no homo
@blushingfrieza
@blushingfrieza 5 лет назад
@@ronaldzeits3027 it's like jelly beans and butter. Chewy and smooth.
@qquanzaa
@qquanzaa 3 года назад
he’s improved so much! love his work
@stephsaguudefan1753
@stephsaguudefan1753 4 года назад
I understand the one thing he said so much like when you're having a conversation with someone and you stop talking for a few minutes but you keep thinking about the topic in your head and your train of thought on the matter veers in a different direction and you say the thought you have out loud to the person but they haven't heard any of the in between thoughts so they think you're insane. I'll give an example. Let's say you talk to someone you live with about the kitchen faucet leaking and you both agree you need to get it looked at soon. Then you sit there quietly and think about what it would look like if you could see the inside of a faucet when the water was running. Then you think about the fact that the tap water you drink every day was at one point sitting in a water tower. Then you wonder if they ever clean the inside of those things. Then you convince yourself that they must for your own comfort and wonder what kind of salary that person makes. You then say this out loud but all your friend knows is the last thing you said was "yeah we should get that sink checked out next week" and then sat in silence for ten minutes before going "how much does a water tower janitor make a year anyways?"
@wolfhowls5093
@wolfhowls5093 3 года назад
Honestly, I do this constantly. My family is always so confused by what I say because of it.
@Coastfog
@Coastfog 26 дней назад
He was so good back then, but these days, he's steadily becoming a league of his own. Definitely my favorite stand-up right now.
@freewill9971
@freewill9971 3 года назад
"if they can build pyramids they can make subway sandwiches "😁
@wshaffer79
@wshaffer79 5 лет назад
"Sometimes I will poop on the floor just to give him something to do that day." Quotes taken out of context can make a great meme...
@erinnelikewoah
@erinnelikewoah 5 лет назад
BRAVO that's lovely
@erinnelikewoah
@erinnelikewoah 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@wshaffer79
@wshaffer79 5 лет назад
I wonder how Josh Johnson would feel about that.
@perrytheplatypus8380
@perrytheplatypus8380 5 лет назад
This dude looks like the painting in the background.
@borderlineweeboo3884
@borderlineweeboo3884 4 года назад
I find myself agreeing with all his points.
@radiogilligan
@radiogilligan 5 лет назад
"See! That book was wearing it's cover!"
@d105uino2
@d105uino2 4 года назад
I love how he goes from super serious to the punchline. Kills me everytime, especially the nightmare 🤣
@freedom4all3
@freedom4all3 4 года назад
Falling in LOVE with the face & expressions😁 Intelligent humor 😁
@love2sing20
@love2sing20 5 лет назад
This was so hilarious! "The madder I got, the whiter I sounded" 😂😂😂😂
@MammaKush88
@MammaKush88 5 лет назад
Call me old fashioned... but I love a handsome man in a handsome outfit 🤤😋
@jbird1224
@jbird1224 5 лет назад
Mamma Kush that white dude in a dress?
@MrHmmz
@MrHmmz 5 лет назад
im a straight guy and I also took notice of how handsome he is, including his outfit.
@MammaKush88
@MammaKush88 5 лет назад
@@jbird1224 no, thats a God adorned in fine cloth
@KalElKryptonsFinest
@KalElKryptonsFinest 5 лет назад
He is quite the striking visage of a black man, genetically symmetrical and ideal of proportion. Quite a fine specimen, educated lilt and all. Reminds me of me with less hair.
@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583
@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 5 лет назад
Yes ma'am, there's nothing like a well-put-together man!!
@purplestareyes
@purplestareyes 3 года назад
When he asked "Wheres the air coming from?" I swear he looked so stressed...
@divyangana123
@divyangana123 5 лет назад
He's hot... Super hot, super talented and super intellectual !! Love from India !!
@InnaVitamina777
@InnaVitamina777 5 лет назад
Yesss
@spicyshotz
@spicyshotz 3 года назад
11:07 lol i guessed the punch line I'm very happy rn lmao
@madermaryhadalittlelamb8927
@madermaryhadalittlelamb8927 4 года назад
"Dont judge a book by it's own cover" nowadays should be "don't judge a youtube video by it's own thumbnail" cause it's often a clickbait lol
@elenapanova4809
@elenapanova4809 4 года назад
And that was a stolen joke too
@cyberzebra1418
@cyberzebra1418 4 года назад
@@elenapanova4809 stolen from who?
@Manilovesmovies
@Manilovesmovies 5 лет назад
The background is breathtaking and his outfit is amazing !!
@Manilovesmovies
@Manilovesmovies 5 лет назад
MEGATRON thank you ☺️
@veronicam2942
@veronicam2942 5 лет назад
He’s the one that’s breathtaking. 😘
@MsTriggaTre
@MsTriggaTre 5 лет назад
What is his outfit from? It looks African... but does any body knows the specifics ?
@MsTriggaTre
@MsTriggaTre 5 лет назад
@Mwaniki Mwaniki true it could be south asian or something like indian but I don't really see why he would wear it, expect for the obvious of course - Its a clean ass look lol. But foreal i dont think he'd be rockin traditional indian clothes lol
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 4 года назад
"I'm black like YOU!" Sounds like if there was a Disney movie where a black and white guy switch bodies and hes trying to convince someone he is black.
@saladman420
@saladman420 4 года назад
I would love to see that movie
@BlackKnight-ll8qh
@BlackKnight-ll8qh 4 года назад
Lmao spot on chap!!
@idadalmeida9536
@idadalmeida9536 4 года назад
I would love to watch that and see how much hate Disney would get lol
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад
And then he proceeds to sing a melancholic song about how he's black but noone sees it, as he waltzes through KFCs and basketball courts
@Mizzle420420
@Mizzle420420 4 года назад
Kinda like The Wiz episode of always sunny, the gang of white people switch bodys with black people as a dream or something and its like a musical, pretty epic
@jasonbelona5297
@jasonbelona5297 5 лет назад
"by golly.. I'm black gosh darn it! " 😂😭
@gallaieousyehudai12
@gallaieousyehudai12 5 лет назад
South mouth ;)
@109367
@109367 5 лет назад
He sounded like Barney Fife! xD
@huntersmith3888
@huntersmith3888 5 лет назад
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
@musoehcr
@musoehcr 5 лет назад
How almost every kid is now a days lol
@graves5547
@graves5547 5 лет назад
@@109367 Exactly what I was thinking! 😂
@DoubtlessCar0
@DoubtlessCar0 4 года назад
old blind guy: "prove that you're black" Josh: "alright but I warn you it's gonna seem real gay"
@delightfulblueberries7405
@delightfulblueberries7405 3 года назад
Oh my fucking god you genius!
@trippytigertony5520
@trippytigertony5520 3 года назад
Hehe....HAHAHAHA!!!!
@randommcman4212
@randommcman4212 3 года назад
I don’t get it but I want to
@DoubtlessCar0
@DoubtlessCar0 3 года назад
@@randommcman4212 dick
@RagnarLoudpak
@RagnarLoudpak 3 года назад
@@randommcman4212 I bet you do
@artencan5457
@artencan5457 4 года назад
This guy eminates a calm but yet chaotic energy
@witnessoflife.1989
@witnessoflife.1989 4 года назад
chaotic good
@stop2kare472
@stop2kare472 4 года назад
Its "but" or "yet." choose one
@ThePageOfSpace
@ThePageOfSpace 4 года назад
@@stop2kare472 but yet no one wants to!
@stop2kare472
@stop2kare472 4 года назад
😂 But yet, stfu
@ThePageOfSpace
@ThePageOfSpace 4 года назад
@@stop2kare472 But yet, the tables have turned~
@ReaperessRogue
@ReaperessRogue 4 года назад
I cant wait for his first Netflix special '' I swear Im black'' XD
@nothanks8305
@nothanks8305 4 года назад
YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
@ReaperessRogue
@ReaperessRogue 4 года назад
Its called '' Im black, I swear!''. I cant wait either way!!
@thatspoonybard8013
@thatspoonybard8013 4 года назад
"Afraid of the dark"
@conor4142
@conor4142 4 года назад
Yo anna what's up! btw n word.
@TheOfficialCookz
@TheOfficialCookz 4 года назад
Now he gotta cut you a check
@rm4250
@rm4250 5 лет назад
When he said where is the air coming from. He literally made me have a whole new problem
@misslazypanda4387
@misslazypanda4387 5 лет назад
Damp Toasters Me too.
@marksnow9274
@marksnow9274 5 лет назад
Me too were does the air come?
@tiffanyingram3444
@tiffanyingram3444 5 лет назад
Ikr ass air
@justjessy2148
@justjessy2148 4 года назад
Yeah same 😫
@phoenix6891
@phoenix6891 4 года назад
Yea
@lundylow
@lundylow 3 года назад
As a white man who's been told he has a black-sounding voice, I love this so much.
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 3 года назад
👍🏾
@honeybee6576
@honeybee6576 3 года назад
well i mean your last name **is black**
@TheUrbanEpicure
@TheUrbanEpicure 3 года назад
Please, please do a podcast.
@dgs266
@dgs266 3 года назад
If your in the south we are probably related
@kimberlyking9523
@kimberlyking9523 3 года назад
You have to prove you’re white.
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