Jotaro Speedruns Morioh Town 

YES YES

No,i dont want so see a gay fighting with someone in a stone ocean

YES

Heck yeah!!

YES

Absolutely genius.

Expected you to be here but where's your user?

The real question is, WHY TF AM I ALIVE? DIDNT I DIE? OR WAS I REINCARNATED? IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING

@@konokillaqueenda1808 MAN areu girl or no girl

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Lmao i died after seeing diavolo's 456789 death

boi he put diavalo dying in there so its technically canon

D'arby: I taught him that

Diavolo has E rank luck

This is canon then

now it’s canon

@stinglord3 give me time stamp since I don’t even know what you’re talking about

@stinglord3 oh I’m actually stupid

@stinglord3 i guess you’re right so ignore what I just said, but since sbr universe is different from main universe, its only canon on the sbr universe, but since there are infinite amounts of parallel universes everything that could happen is canon to the sbr universe. I thought too much into this haven’t I, you’re right any way we see this

Long live the king? Hmph, never I ever heard such lies in my entire life

Bro no Koichi never got in the way wdym are you a idiot he helped him kill Kira

@@Kira-pv4xq wrong

Your next words are: "*sigh* a man can dream."

@@dartOMT nah, if you look at SP in part 3, Jotaro is punching through stuff like steam rollers and diamond-hard teeth. There's really no reason for Sheer Heart Attack to be that darn durable, even as an automatic Stand. If it wasn't for the plot, like Jotaro trying to teach Josuke how to fight, there's really no way he would have a hard time in Morioh

@@sparking023 sheer heart attack is invincible

He did honestly respect D'arby the Elder as while the guy cheated, he was actually pretty damn good at that and he had to go for a straight up bluff instead of a cheat that, in his own words, Terrance D'arby would have realized in an INSTANT. Similarly that guy almost took out the whole of the Crusaders in one go!

Damn I’m early to a Shuckmeister comment

@@wildfirevancech.8192 No

@@BlackMicrowave kkkkkkk

Yeah

ok.

I love that this is cannon

Or have Valentine use D4C

@@TheUncivilizedNation Valentine automatically exists here tho

or Caesar commiting a crime short of murder

I like your pfp

Rip kira No hand pocket bussy for him

No more duwang

but he really is the MC in DiU tho. he even killed the main villain

If that happened in part5 well will see koichi as a new character

69 likes noice

Strangely, I wouldn't be surprised if Joseph had the same mindset as Leonardo DiCaprio when it comes to women and age.

@@ForeTestRTSContext please?

@@Kakaragi Leonardo DiCaprio refuses to date anyone over the age of 25 even though he's 49.

​@@ForeTestRTS opposite with me. My teacher had her eyes on me since I was 16 and we started dating when I became 18 and she was 28

@@Funinfuneral-es3ir What the fuck

That shit was hilarious to me

It was so good I'm surprised nothing like it happened in the real Anime

@@ramus9555 it's a different type of humor, i noticed that jojo's humor can be really funny but the autor likes to set up everything before the joke actually happens so that it fits to the story in a useful and consistent way so even if i would've liked something like this to happen too i can understand why this type of jokes did'nt appear in jjba

lol

That should be enough . . . . Oh shit, forgot the hat

He didn't know she was pregnant when he left, and she didn't contact him. It was pretty much a fling with poor Josuke as a consequence.

Josuke stole it back, remember?

When Joseph found out he was going to put Josuke in his will.

She didn't tell Joseph about the kid (shitty move). But Joseph still made his son a millionaire. So yeah... you should be hoping for Tomoko getting bitchslapped, actually.

She did fine without it. I also hate child support

I thinks he 100 when part 4 happen

@@orctrihar he’s supposed to be in his late 70s during Part 4 I believe.

@@MisterDutch93 I see, still good for me, life can be hard on everyone, and I believe losing a hand don't help with life duration, even when taked care of seriously.

@@orctrihar fun fact. He is still alive by the end of part 6.

@@joaodala549 The one who survived his arc by far

@stinglord3 holy shit

Me after seeing 10 trillion diavolo dies it’s canon memes 😂🥲😐😐😐😐

@@HemiHami i agree

@stinglord3 dati deedsu dan dato cheepu

@@HemiHami its not a meme araki confirmed that if diavolo dies in something its canon

By the end of part 3, since I watched the anime first, I really thought he'd be a detective. I wasn't expecting marine biology.

@@lisalegato0109 if there's any person in Jojo that needs to be a detective it's Abbachio

He did watch Columbo.

​@@youknowyoufuckedupright3058he's already died because get donutted by diavolo bro 💀

2 years late, but what's the first?

@@AtomicGolem Kira blew up all his bottles of hair gel.

2:14

It's obviously Tomoko's stand, The World.

@@AlterGold93 lmao then tomoko caught jotaro time-stopping to replace himself with joseph and she saw that jotaro put josephs hat on

Maybe he carried a knife and when he dropped the knife stabbed him

I haven't watched part 4 but I thought this was real as in it happened ;-;

Stardust crusader speedrun But how about speedrunning universe 1 speedrunning phantom blood

But Pucci wasn't there. They didn't even know about his existence.

@@timekeeperz9714 This was a good question this isn't the first time the JoJo player base has had a question like this, most have tried to make their own optimal routes which only ended up being a few seconds shorter than the average game time for most players. It took me some time to find an Optimal route for a speedrun. But after much thinking I finally found the Optimal speedrun route. As Jonathan you need to start training to unlock Your Stand at age 5 and then hopefully get it at age 6, (you won't have the option of Hammon yet because you can only unlock it through the use of another Hammon user) and then depending on the attitude of Jonathan (in part 3 the only reason why Dio has The World as a Stand is because of Jonathan's body) thus you would have two options on the route either have a non-Nerfed hermit purple or The World. The more optimal route is to try to get The World which is the route we're going with. After having unlocking your stand make sure to put some Evolution points into making Danny into a loyal hunting dog and any remaining points into lifespan expectancy and make sure to keep him alive. (He'll be useful later trust me.) Then invest in hunting skills and perfecting your Stand and make sure Jonathan visits Arena early, after grinding and doing those things you may finally perfected a technique known as sneaking. It allows you to move quietly with out being heard.(This will also be useful later.) When you eventually grow older and Dio comes to the mansion tell the butler to take Danny to Arena this will keep Danny safe plus you'll probably get brownie points for letting her take care of him. Everything will play out the way it usually does except Danny doesn't die. After a while Danny gets to earn his keep when in a later cutscene Dio goes 2 kiss Arena. Except because you left Danny with her Danny will instinctively attack Dio keeping him away from Arena. Arena will tell you what Dio tried to do and Jonathan will confront him. This time Jonathan will have his Stand and Danny by his side. This will be a severely one-sided fight but because of the commotion Johnson's dad is going to ask why Dio is hurt, Dio is going to blame Danny however you'll have to convince your dad that Danny was just protecting you from Dio because he had a knife. Later you guys would be forced to make up because Johnson's dad tells you too. Everything will play out as a normally does except Dio Brando has a bigger grudge against you, your dad will get sick and then we reach our biggest obstacle to see if RNG gods are with you. You see there's a good chance that if Danny follows Jonathan into the alleyway where we meet Speedwagon, Speedwagon is more likely to kill Danny seeing the dog as more of a threat however if we leave Danny with Arena again Dio might trying to get Petty Revenge and kill Danny but there's a way to avoid this. If you drop off Danny with Arena then go back to the mansion and announce to Dio that you're going to find the Cure to the poison that will bring attention to you. And then hope the RNG gods are with you and hopefully everything will play out as it usually does with Speedwagon , the police, the cure and when Dio tries to 'reject his Humanity' you kill him by making The World punch a hole through his head breaking the mask as well everyone will be weirded out why he straight up died for no reason you'd get married to Arena. And everybody would live happily ever after. (Except for Dio of course.)

@@aviniciussouza100 i think he was there, i read it somewhere but I might be wrong

@@aviniciussouza100 How would anyone be a good speedrunner if they didn't know the route for their speed run. With so many of Dio's men kicking the bucket puci would forced him to take action immediately going to get the book himself unlike the og version. Also jotaro can just update them on the existence of puci because he remembers everything.

Back's torn

Who is dream

@@vgodhax2677 dream garbage

@@vgodhax2677 Minecraft "Speedrunner"

@cuteucuteu7993 FAITH - Yugo Kanno

​@is_that_a_jojo_referenceFAITH - Yugo Kanno