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Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10 

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about Chris' dad. Chris thought Tom was from Ecuador but he's not! Chris read him facts about Ecuador anyway. 48 LAWS OF POWER gets real this week. Then they close out the show on an anxiety tuesday break about how Tom was affected by the BRUTAL injury he had recently.
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@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
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@Bittamin
@Bittamin 3 года назад
Thank you so much for coming to Pittsburgh!!
@clubemcgroober6005
@clubemcgroober6005 3 года назад
Come to Denver you beautiful, full blown Artistic, Fuck!
@Knewy1
@Knewy1 3 года назад
Looking Thin!
@philipthompson7444
@philipthompson7444 3 года назад
Make no doubt about it chrissy d 2024
@KRSapphire
@KRSapphire 3 года назад
@@philipthompson7444 Chrissy Politics with VP Titi
@austin5317
@austin5317 3 года назад
It is impressive that Tom can pretty much be a podcast partner to anybody and make it seem like a perfect fit
@ssenssel
@ssenssel 3 года назад
Come on.. the guy works with Burnt every week anybody else is a piece of cake
@americanrepair
@americanrepair 3 года назад
Tom is the coworker you are excited to see everyday at a shitty job.
@dorianspeicher9208
@dorianspeicher9208 3 года назад
His listening skills are top notch.. bert even acknowledged this in his hot ones episode, that Tom's ego is never really inflated despite his success
@budhainme
@budhainme 3 года назад
So true
@alisadaly9394
@alisadaly9394 3 года назад
Truth!
@samanthaclair.
@samanthaclair. 3 года назад
i’d love to see a pod of chris and annie lederman exchanging insane parent stories
@maxschaeffer7228
@maxschaeffer7228 3 года назад
bobby lees parents crazier
@ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q
@ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q 3 года назад
Or stories when they lived together!
@Kbwintyy
@Kbwintyy 3 года назад
Oh it’s out there
@treyjetson5320
@treyjetson5320 2 года назад
Thanks for being honest about Winstrol use Chris, we need more honesty from people.
@Dooky-mv1by
@Dooky-mv1by 3 года назад
Chrissy is looking tan ! Yaas cutie! Chrissy Bronze Bod!
@steeno629
@steeno629 3 года назад
Make no mistake - if Chrissy Rambles asks you to be on his podcast, be prepared to be a human ad lib
@gangstaflamingo
@gangstaflamingo 3 года назад
i didnt even like or watch tom segura before but i like him now, thats the power of chrissy baby!. also the ads in his airbnb in the polo shirt giving me big gay druglord vibes cuz!
@Mike-nf6nf
@Mike-nf6nf 3 года назад
Chrissy Drip-Drops got his own show!
@mwylde519
@mwylde519 3 года назад
These two could have a weekly podcast that would absolutely crush. WINSTROL BOYS LETS GOOOOOO
@4nnunaki
@4nnunaki 3 года назад
Chrissy Religions back at it again YAAAAASSSSSSS lmfao best ad reads in the game.
@chaoswalking8498
@chaoswalking8498 3 года назад
Chrissy Chaos please go on Rick Glassman's poddy woddy, I feel like that would be a WILD one
@charlie2639
@charlie2639 3 года назад
Chrissy "got that cali tan" Chaos
@atisp.9976
@atisp.9976 3 года назад
Add Theo, and you got my dream pod big 3. Short, but a great episode, as always.
@captainDL3
@captainDL3 3 года назад
These are the two bears you are looking for.
@tylersimoes6000
@tylersimoes6000 3 года назад
god this guy makes me so fuckin happy, chrissy keto guido babayyyy
@Mcdaveytrain
@Mcdaveytrain 3 года назад
More Plates More Dates has entered chat
@xDAJMx
@xDAJMx 3 года назад
This type of podcast fits with my anxiety very well 🙃
@fabriziocartin4677
@fabriziocartin4677 Год назад
“a pamphlet on homosexuality” 😂
@christopheratkins4727
@christopheratkins4727 3 года назад
Some to Tampa, FL!!! Come visit Tampa Tony!!!
@deepthought1987
@deepthought1987 3 года назад
Chris is perfect and I love him
@emanfoo07
@emanfoo07 3 года назад
this is a great use of the studio, move fire ginger santino & sissyD in and we will love and support your moms shed down in austin. love it
@suckit8447
@suckit8447 3 года назад
2 of my fav people in one room 👀👀
@lukenackley9990
@lukenackley9990 3 года назад
I'm sorry chrisy I just can't buy $40 dollar cereal man 😂
@christian5908
@christian5908 3 года назад
LETS GOOOOO
@julianerbil
@julianerbil 3 года назад
we all know Tim Dillon is only coming to LA to pod with Chris
@josephichinn
@josephichinn 3 года назад
I’ve gone by Joe my whole life... I watched the Whitney pod and then the Santino residency, then YMHLive4... now I’m “Joey Everything”. You are fucking hilarious.
@rodneysmith603
@rodneysmith603 3 года назад
This wasn't long enough. I was only able to finish twice.
@OhMyGoog
@OhMyGoog 3 года назад
chrissy ad reads
@microwavedgrape4998
@microwavedgrape4998 3 года назад
I love how they just take the picture down when it’s not two caves one bear
@CamxCam.
@CamxCam. 3 года назад
15:07 No. NO! _BAD_ ADVERTISEMENT!
@icelemon3sniper518
@icelemon3sniper518 3 года назад
Chrissy tans!
@mikeg7324
@mikeg7324 2 года назад
wow i have the same mouse as you chris at 16:32 thats a 12$ mouse
@homelesspimp
@homelesspimp 3 года назад
THIS IS INSANE LOVE IT!
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
HOMELESSPIMP!!!
@BrickTop06
@BrickTop06 3 года назад
Holy shit. Is this Pimpy talking to himself??? I'm onto you Loaf.
@red6743
@red6743 3 года назад
I don't know how to express this in words but his hand-mannerisms are off to me.
@josecervantes1965
@josecervantes1965 3 года назад
Or on the Tim Dillon Show!!!
@jbeebs1
@jbeebs1 3 года назад
Waw-kee-gun Illinois
@ericbergnes1855
@ericbergnes1855 3 года назад
seek and destroy
@catiebabe
@catiebabe 3 года назад
okay SOOOOO WHEN IS CHRISSY GONNA BE ON 2 BEARS ??? CHAOS BEARS 🐻🐻🐻
@thomascullinan6248
@thomascullinan6248 3 года назад
when you realize joey diaz and chrissy's dad need a podcast together
@danielworrell2461
@danielworrell2461 3 года назад
Duuuuuude, yaaaaaaaassss
@Hawkman5346
@Hawkman5346 3 года назад
For real man. That would be a great one
@JAGFamily10
@JAGFamily10 3 года назад
Factttttttts dude
@JFOX-hc2fd
@JFOX-hc2fd 3 года назад
the dad accent is hilarious
@ricardo950535
@ricardo950535 2 года назад
Nah Joey and Chris's dad. Before L.A.
@NoPreshNetwork
@NoPreshNetwork 3 года назад
CHRISSY CHAOS IS TAKING OVER LA BABE AND I AM HERE FOR IT YASSSSSSS
@Bittamin
@Bittamin 3 года назад
WAITING FOR MY BABE TO COME TO PITTSBURGH YASSS!
@randylahey5463
@randylahey5463 3 года назад
Make LA Gay Again!
@johnmacy3607
@johnmacy3607 3 года назад
Tim Dillons going to have something to say about that
@stevemiller4947
@stevemiller4947 3 года назад
Chrissy YMH Chaos! My 2 favorite pods!
@FrankieIpp
@FrankieIpp 3 года назад
When you're your biggest supporter lmao
@TXUSMADE001
@TXUSMADE001 3 года назад
Drinking wine while on the treadmill is really working for bert. He looks whole better in this episode of 2 bears
@MoarMike
@MoarMike 3 года назад
Wine doesn't count dude it's basically grape juice
@lankon1991
@lankon1991 3 года назад
Top comment.
@football33ao
@football33ao 3 года назад
Lmao Reddit gold
@jpotter14
@jpotter14 3 года назад
I love that Tom laughs as hard at Chrissy's nicknames as I do.
@vance9090
@vance9090 3 года назад
J Potter? Josh potter? The roach
@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother
@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother 3 года назад
It’s crazy how quickly Chrissy came in and took my life over. Don’t ever stop doin this man!! You have become a necessity to my every day well-being. Haha
@Simply_chase
@Simply_chase 3 года назад
I dont want crissy to ever go home, I need 7 podcasts a week from him
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
IM FOREVER PODCAST BABE DONT WORRY WE WILL BE GOING HARD 24/7 365 SHOUT OUT BLUECHEW
@scotty4456
@scotty4456 3 года назад
@@chrisdcomedy Shout out father bill
@mrmikeydee88
@mrmikeydee88 3 года назад
@@chrisdcomedy HAHAHA! We stay hard!! Love ya, Babe!
@JosephEhrenpreis
@JosephEhrenpreis 3 года назад
@@chrisdcomedy live life 365 BABY
@kevinnoble7532
@kevinnoble7532 3 года назад
Shoutout Chrissy frosted tips keep the podcasts coming we love em
@josephoo10
@josephoo10 3 года назад
Chrissy can we PLEASE get a podcast with your dad. That would be the WILDEST podcast of all time. I need to see if Tony Balls is as wild as your stories
@justgarethsphone9663
@justgarethsphone9663 3 года назад
Please, this
@dobrilabijelic1631
@dobrilabijelic1631 3 года назад
YASS!
@DaSkonk
@DaSkonk 3 года назад
Most definitely - make it happen!
@larrymcjones
@larrymcjones 3 года назад
Tony Ballz
@indigoviperlondon8838
@indigoviperlondon8838 3 года назад
Ballz, with a z!
@TheDuke4100
@TheDuke4100 3 года назад
He'll use and abuse any studio if it's left even slightly empty. Lol
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
DONT MATTER CUZ!!!!! PRESS RECORD LETS GO
@dorianspeicher9208
@dorianspeicher9208 3 года назад
Lmaooo...and love that tom took a liking to chrissy. They play off each other very well!
@AdrianMartinez-eb9wu
@AdrianMartinez-eb9wu 3 года назад
@@chrisdcomedy Yoo Chrissy D, did you break your caps lock key after you took the Winstrol??
@enrig94
@enrig94 3 года назад
Chrissy really just invited himself to Tom’s house to talk to himself for an hour. GOAT 🐐
@andrewtregoning
@andrewtregoning 3 года назад
HAHAHA
@nz540im3
@nz540im3 2 года назад
So good though. I just watched a month old hey babe with Sal, Chrissy and Mark Normand. I saw this 2 bears but didn’t watch the Chrissy ep. He’s so good
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 года назад
Chrissy D. floods my basement both BACK and FRONT.
@WhiteTrashWizard
@WhiteTrashWizard 3 года назад
Better steer clear Chrissy bitch hips.. vinny too scary to mess around with😂
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
YASSSSSSS!!!!!
@MarlowWhere
@MarlowWhere 3 года назад
So like a little brown water came out?
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 года назад
@@MarlowWhere A LOT
@clubemcgroober6005
@clubemcgroober6005 3 года назад
Make no mistake, if your pp doesn’t puke when these two get together... you’re probably RETIRED and full blown ARTISTIC.
@kyrakaviani
@kyrakaviani 3 года назад
I love the layers to this comment 😂
@weirdwoodent
@weirdwoodent 3 года назад
it's what it is babe
@andysvt8
@andysvt8 3 года назад
“Chrissy in the closet till my dad dies” lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
@WickedSpade
@WickedSpade 3 года назад
So this is what 2 bears 1 Cave would be without Bert repeating himself every episode... im with it!
@carlossantiago1166
@carlossantiago1166 3 года назад
1v1 him in basketball 🏀
@kristoferparke9895
@kristoferparke9895 3 года назад
That’s Chrissy all day , he’s d 3 h.o.f bby
@carlossantiago1166
@carlossantiago1166 3 года назад
@@kristoferparke9895 Tom got that Thanos arm man Idk
@matthewsnyder674
@matthewsnyder674 3 года назад
chrissy's on-screen tics always make me think of that story of his dad passing him off as special needs to security to get good seats at the yankees game. lol.
@thamuswitwill
@thamuswitwill 3 года назад
Make no mistake, if titi jerry isn't a permanent intro, Im going to tell Tony Balls that his son is gay.
@snowboardia
@snowboardia 3 года назад
It’s Ballz. With a Z. But yes
@hrenthor
@hrenthor 3 года назад
It's Ballz with a 'Z' u momo
@zzpick
@zzpick 3 года назад
The last 5 minutes talking about the trauma of physical injuries...awesome, needed, appreciated.
@erikaescobar4355
@erikaescobar4355 3 года назад
OMFG Titi Jerry in the intro it's the highlight of my whole year!! Whoever thought of this is a GENIUS!
@pillowigloo3671
@pillowigloo3671 3 года назад
Something about this studio makes it so Tom can never get a word in edgeways
@nathanlee3233
@nathanlee3233 3 года назад
Uhhhh hundred percent!
@gumbleplex5986
@gumbleplex5986 3 года назад
I just imagine mac’s dad from always sunny every time chris talks about his father
@trevorhighgate2780
@trevorhighgate2780 3 года назад
Oh my gawdddd! Cuzzy Chrissy Chaos with Tommy Buns. I need a stiff drink for this one. 💪🏼🍸
@matthenry2564
@matthenry2564 3 года назад
Don't forget your bluechews
@robertjackson6056
@robertjackson6056 3 года назад
Yaaaas Tommy Bunz is on and make no mistake that YMH live show was wild
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 3 года назад
WILD!
@Mike-om4tv
@Mike-om4tv 3 года назад
Oh god that eye vid Is haunting me
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 3 года назад
It is what it is cuzzie wuzzy.
@officialroxxmusic
@officialroxxmusic 3 года назад
The absolutely not discreet at all Fitness Pal ad read was great boys ❤️
@matthewfortier4892
@matthewfortier4892 3 года назад
This is the best 2 Bears episode they’ve had since cheeto santino and Tito Bobby Swang thru
@a.m.scape_5133
@a.m.scape_5133 3 года назад
You dont know how happy this makes us. Bless you chriisy
@dylanturley7291
@dylanturley7291 2 года назад
I would love to hear Tom talk about his Fitness journey. You can tell he’s super happy and passion about it low key.
@lexvirgilio
@lexvirgilio 3 года назад
These two together are fucking gold I am living for this
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 года назад
Chrissy California out there seein L.A. in a different way!
@emmacat3145
@emmacat3145 3 года назад
“Chrissy in the closet till my dad dies” will never not be funny to me
@kyleharding3801
@kyleharding3801 3 года назад
Chrissy Juices is taking over CA and TRU TV babe.
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
@maruzencentral
@maruzencentral 3 года назад
_Hey babe!_ Currently watching you on YMH live from last week. Fire stuff 🔥 👌
@catiebabe
@catiebabe 3 года назад
AAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR TOMMY TO BE FEATURED ON CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! two of the FUNNIEST comedians of this day and age EASILY
@catiebabe
@catiebabe 3 года назад
i edited my commented to fix a typo and it took away chrissy’s ♥️ how rude youtube 👿
@milesmccue9388
@milesmccue9388 3 года назад
I feel bad for the people who don’t have Tim and Chrissy in the closet in their life
@beckymcintyre9394
@beckymcintyre9394 3 года назад
Lets show some love for one of the few comedians that isn't above engaging with his fans on YT. Love ya babe!
@WKSABINE
@WKSABINE 3 года назад
Chrissy "put a quarter in him and watch him go"
@dylanlundgren3430
@dylanlundgren3430 3 года назад
love chrissy but man....he’s gotta find some new stories. he just keeps recycling the same 5-6 stories over and over
@MitchellMasterson14
@MitchellMasterson14 3 года назад
Why does Chrissy always look like he’s trying to refrain from saying something super sus?
@M_M_U_S_A
@M_M_U_S_A 3 года назад
Wooh wooh hold on! PUMP THE BRAKES! I was going to finish the Jordan Peterson interview of Jocko Willink when I saw Chrissy Chaos and Tom Segura
@KSingh627
@KSingh627 3 года назад
Yaaaass, Chrissy Choas and Tommy Buuuns
@annettecervantes
@annettecervantes 3 года назад
ChrissySteriods
@chrisgates5739
@chrisgates5739 3 года назад
Putting this in the universe. Need crissy b-ball & hezy schultz 1 on 1 game with Tommy buns commentating!
@PearlDrumsHead
@PearlDrumsHead 3 года назад
I’ll let it slide this time, but we need at least an hour of Chrissy content baby boy. Can’t be playing with my emotions like this. NEED THAT
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 3 года назад
We need two hours! All this baby sitting and kid stifff is for the birds. That Whats the wives are for. Smh just losing money
@adrielcompean5601
@adrielcompean5601 3 года назад
“Oh man, yeah, if my pops could read he’d be reading everyday.” 😂 😂
@mattduell3
@mattduell3 3 года назад
Chrissy D looking good with that LA tan. Gonna get cracked open and cleaned out if he isn’t careful.
@christinasailorluna7323
@christinasailorluna7323 3 года назад
Tom is like that popular kid in High School that gets along with everyone....he makes any podcast great.
@KartikChainani
@KartikChainani 3 года назад
Chrissy Chaos has been so successful in LA, he does his ad reads from the Kardashian’s living room
@Colt-Forty5
@Colt-Forty5 3 года назад
*Now these two kids would sell tickets, make no mistake!*
@guitarded222
@guitarded222 3 года назад
Chrissy coming in hotter than the hard wood floors at Toms dunk contest!!!
@OGBaker420
@OGBaker420 3 года назад
Titi Jerry I see you hunnybuns 🔥🔥
@HighFeeline
@HighFeeline 3 года назад
Listening to men’s body issues is cayuuuuute🥰
@huckleberrylachow2202
@huckleberrylachow2202 3 года назад
tommy segways was the guest and i think he talked for a total of 5 minutes
@YOUNGM4
@YOUNGM4 3 года назад
The close ups on Tom’s reactions to certain points crack me up so much nice work!
@jeffyripz7826
@jeffyripz7826 3 года назад
TOMMY SEGWAYS ON THE PODDY WODDY !!! Chrissy blessed us with a cuuuuuuute ep today ❤️
@ArturSand
@ArturSand 3 года назад
These two are so entertaining together. I don’t know if I’ve seen Tom crack up as much as this. Awesome stuff
@hurricanewarning11
@hurricanewarning11 3 года назад
Bruh that intro is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ShooterSanoff
@ShooterSanoff 3 года назад
Could Chrissy and Bert ever be on the same podcast or would it just be talking over each other
@treyjetson5320
@treyjetson5320 3 года назад
When 2 unstoppable mouths collide.
@onedumbpollock6789
@onedumbpollock6789 3 года назад
Tee Tee Jerry in the beginning almost made me spit out what was drinking lmao well done!!!!
@DrAdnan
@DrAdnan 3 года назад
Anabolic steroid use can actually lead to many adverse effects from more major cardiovascular issues to hormonal problems to even relatively milder dermatologic concerns.
@ysabellac4205
@ysabellac4205 3 года назад
Toms so chill every time he goes on a podcast he turns into the host 😂
@dawnhale7628
@dawnhale7628 3 года назад
Chrissy mansions over here!! That one room is bigger then my hole house lol not apartment either like house house lol I don't own I rent btw lol
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 года назад
SHOUT OUT YOUR APARTMENT LOL LOVE YA
@mirah7433
@mirah7433 3 года назад
@@chrisdcomedy SHOUT OUT RENTALS SHOUT OUT AIRBNB
@LaCosa973
@LaCosa973 3 года назад
My first stack was sust250 an winniV🤣💜 Love ya chrissy
@Itzmonday1
@Itzmonday1 3 года назад
Chris is such a good story teller love the story about his dad an the letter an how he lost it within an hour of his dad giving it to him 😂
@DMB.24
@DMB.24 3 года назад
Does Chris remind anyone of Tim Dillons brother? 😂🤣
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