JuJutsu Kaisen Abridged - Episode 4

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JuJutsu Kaisen Abridged - WRITTEN, DIRECTED, MIXED, AND EDITED BY MyToasterIsMoist / @mytoasterismoist
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THROAT MEAT
(MAIN)
Itadori - MyToasterIsMoist
Gojo - Viewtiful Valentine
Fushiguro - IvanTheIrate
Kugisaki - IzanamiVA
(SUPPORTING)
Maki - MintTeaVA
Panda - Deesidia
(VILLAINS)
Jogo - CoffinJockey
Suguru - MaxThatActs
Hanami - Frendi Lee (Muffu)
Mahito - VoiceHK
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(link to my music channel)
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@MyToasterIsMoist 2 года назад

Usually my comment starts with "I hope you enjoyed this episode" but NAH. You BETTER have enjoyed this episode! In fact it's illegal not to - trust me my dad works for Microsoft First person to name all 6 abridged series in Gojo's hand (3:43) wins a BRAND NEW UNOPENED CAN OF BUMBLEBEE TUNA, go go go!

@scottbert9556 2 года назад

Emmmmmmmmmmm...uhhhhhhhhhh...I lost, right?

@OkKxrma 2 года назад

Haroohee. Um um code bullshit. Um um jaurto. Um um. Death Note.. and wait what comes after 3?

@superjah2nd 2 года назад

Code ment by purple eyes wtf, uh shit

@shadowkingdarksin3980 2 года назад

Best acid trip ever 😂

@soupatsoup 2 года назад

I got some of them. Here's my work, from left to right: 1. Doesn't look familiar, and I can't make out what it spells behind his fingers. Google Image search was no help. 2. Code MENT - Episode 1 3. Clearly a Death Note abridged series, but unable to determine which one. 4. HAROOHEE EPISODE 1 - (REDUX) 5. (Spanish word for the color black) Lagoon 1 6. Naruto the Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show episode 9

@BurningFyre 2 года назад

"Why dont we use guns" *cuts to Maki literally catching a fucking bullet*

@frostdragon6995 2 года назад

A rubber bullet, still a bullet but not as deadly

@JordanDragonAs 2 года назад

Cuts to Mei using a gun.

@mask938 2 года назад

@@JordanDragonAs Cuts to Maki catching the bullet and folding Mai like the pathetic omelette she is.

@anhthai7005 Год назад

Maybe if she used an assault rifle instead of a pistol then maybe Maki wouldn’t have won

@atherapists3331 Год назад

@@anhthai7005 she was using rubber bullets up until she made her own you think they'll allow her and assault rifle

@CloudyIssues Год назад

“Stop the car…” “What? Did I hit a nerve or something? 😒” *”STOP THE CARRRR”*

@karma4859 Год назад

"Wanna see.. my.. domain?" *"I'm not gonna let you whip it out you Kakashi lookin' AAAAAAAAAAASS"* Jesus, the laugh I laughed at that bit.

@JamesMcCarter-qf5ev 5 месяцев назад

That was almost more badass than the actual show.

@xehanorterra1122 2 года назад

Megumi and Yuji: Why don’t we uses Guns Everybody: cause they’re stupid and lame Toji: These mf are spittin

@JordanDragonAs 2 года назад

A certain curse user that uses gun: Am I a joke to you?

@xehanorterra1122 2 года назад

@@JordanDragonAs Toji: ……I like your sister better

@BurningFyre 2 года назад

@@JordanDragonAs me, aware of how little she accomplishes: yes

@nkhan4813 2 года назад

@@BurningFyre me: no because jokes have a purpose

@BurningFyre 2 года назад

@@nkhan4813 ooh, someone hasnt read the manga

@superjah2nd 2 года назад

"I drink my human milk and snort my flintstones vitamins" seems like a everyday thing😂

@wugglesx 2 года назад

The "wait really?!?" Makes it even better too

@superjah2nd 2 года назад

@@wugglesx true🤣

@mask938 2 года назад

You don't snort your Flintstones vitamins?

@wugglesx 2 года назад

@@mask938 can't sayi have when i was like 7 i tried swallowing 1 though(it was the flavor i didn't like and i was used to swallowing medicine) . I dont recommend it... Stomach hurt all day lol. In comparison. Snorting them might not be so bad lol

@litonliton1706 8 месяцев назад

That one was hilarious 🤣

@animeedits1443 2 года назад

"Lava go, go. Go at least 10 fucking Inches Lava I gave you order" Laughed whole 10 minutes.

@bnnttjn1 9 месяцев назад

Bro the “do I not have enough gym badges for this, what the fuck?” Kills me every fuckin time😂

@THEEND4444 Год назад

You know, Gojo’s character ain’t much different than the actual version.

@Brother-bear1999 Год назад

Sad this that's true lol 😂😂

@MrGasman4 Год назад

This is just Gojo Uncensored. Like if they didn’t have to hold back with his writing and inner monologue 😂

@RainBow-sr5fk Год назад

Where can I watch the actual version?

@youravictim38 Год назад

@@RainBow-sr5fkare you on your phone or pc?

@RainBow-sr5fk Год назад

@@youravictim38 why man?

@JustinHiryu 2 года назад

Not going to lie, the way you advertised Surfshark was fantastic!

@LoopsBird 2 года назад

I almost and maybe get it

@TheBeastr 2 года назад

@@LoopsBird same...

@russellperry9902 2 года назад

I feel motivated to try it

@wugglesx 2 года назад

They literally didn't pay enough for it I'm sure. If itd been done by an ad agency... $$$ Edit: forgot to mention plus gojo's callback later with an added hh joke

@ejm1225 2 года назад

7:30 "Oh, baby, you're gonna have to try a little harder if you wanna kill someone as hot as me." Chills.

@Dark_Boba-chan 2 года назад

I mean...

@theridley8431 2 года назад

"What the fuuuuuck dude....how???" "I'm a BIIIIG STRUUUNG BOI." "I Drink my human milk and snort my Flintstone vitamins."

@ejm1225 2 года назад

@@theridley8431 "Wait, really?"

@octavianmartinjr563 2 года назад

“Do I not have enough gym badges for this shit” 😂😂😂

@jaxunfields 5 месяцев назад

Had me dyin

@heartlesspaladin8663 2 года назад

4:39 What language did that bear just SPEAK?! And also 7:04 "Reveal yourself, weed dealer." Is frickin perfect!

@colinmays2397 2 года назад

The bear used a sound clip from a show called smiling friends from a character called Gleb.

@L.Pondera 2 года назад

@@colinmays2397 now now, it could be a random sound bite from any Zach content. He does that a lot.

@missously2088 7 месяцев назад

I thought he'd say "and there's the weed" when hanami showed up

@lateishaellis666 Год назад

“Do you think it was alright to leave itadori?” Gojo: “yeah, he’s my bottom bitch after all” 😂😂😂😂😂 I love that line

@bucketman_1337 2 года назад

I just want to say I drove a girl away at a bar tonight by quoting your abridge series. I thank you. She clearly wasn't for me

@andrewcoburn6519 2 года назад

I would love nothing more than to hear that story

@bucketman_1337 2 года назад

@@andrewcoburn6519 I responded to a request to dance with "there is a giant pool of shit puddling around my ankles, you better believe I'm tryin to dance

@andrewcoburn6519 2 года назад

@@bucketman_1337 PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! You fucking legend!

@lunartears6761 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣☠️

@kakroom3407 2 года назад

@@bucketman_1337 If you don't I am going to hire the coffin dancer guys for your funeral

@kirbytheotaku737 Год назад

10:16 “Welcome to my Domain, Fuji Face.”

@kaiapather5295 Год назад

Thank you

@titaniamengyun 2 года назад

“I like that one” This Megumi has a very niche sense of humor and it’s just great

@Sum.Black.Man420 Год назад

"Do I not have enough gym badges for this" Killed me I was crying on the ground brother had to punch me a few several times for me to keep watching

@lupusmacbeth8784 2 года назад

Megumi is gonna have a a field day when her sister shows up wielding a fucking gun charged with curse energy lol

@PsaroAlex 2 года назад

10:09 - don't mind me, i just need to rewatch this 3800 more times...

@thelewsa5445 3 месяца назад

Gojo: "You surround your enemy with Love And Affection.." Yuta: "DOMAIN EXPANSION!"

@cafedruid9532 2 года назад

Not to self: snort Flintstones vitamins like Gojo

@xehanorterra1122 2 года назад

And drink Human(breast) milk

@jilliancrawford7577 2 года назад

I really hope the guns jokes extend when Mai shows up. Even "you can't punch your problems" is basically Todo!

@kakroom3407 2 года назад

Mr. Moist did say it wouldn't be a long wait until the next episode, which was why I immediately assumed that that was the end of Jujutsu Kaisen Abridged. I'm sorry I doubted you papa toast.

@ralcogaming7674 2 года назад

Tale as old as time "the next episode should be out much quicker" *disappears off the internet for 13 years*

@scottbert9556 2 года назад

I figured somebody's lawyers jumped their asses. Glad I was wrong.

@LRJared 5 месяцев назад

"This? Is going in something," is hilarious as well as terrifying 😳

@tleaa 2 года назад

“You’ll be SAFE BY MY SIDE” 😂😂😂😂😂 Gojo has me crying.

@MrGasman4 Год назад

*Megumi:* “Why don’t we use Guns?” *Toji:* “Bitch I got a GLOk-GLOk-GLOk-G-G-G-GLOk!!!!!”

@jilliancrawford7577 2 года назад

Every second and every word just keeps getting better and better. I have no idea how you guys do this or what kind of sacrifice you guys had to make but it's damn well worth it!

@abysswicked9076 2 года назад

They made a deal with the devil. He gets absolute control every Tuesday, gets all the cookies he wants, and can kill 5 people. Duh.

@Regmuslima Год назад

@@abysswicked9076 well...2 people lol

@Cangeltibon 5 месяцев назад

4:22 Whelp Toji sure thought it was an effective method

@aartinegi1867 2 месяца назад

It traumatised two special graded

@ogrebrains 2 года назад

God damn, best sponsorship plug I think I've ever seen. Had me laughing before the actual episode started 🤣 Maybe I'm just tired and should go to bed...

@Dark_Boba-chan 2 года назад

"physically, you're like a flowing river... But mentally and spiritually, you're more like a clogged toilet" I'mma use that now XD

@Queen0fpranks 2 года назад

Heck yeah!! Especially since it’s coming out on my birthday 🥳 Edit: Wow! Thank you for all the birthday wishes it really means a lot to me 😁

@MyToasterIsMoist 2 года назад

I DEDICATE THIS EPISODE TO YOUR BIRTH!!!

@undeadhound3402 2 года назад

Many good wishes to you.

@zakaryas4608 2 года назад

Happy bday

@jelledesu1108 2 года назад

Happy birthday my guy

@williambowes4150 2 года назад

@@MyToasterIsMoist happy birthday!

@emiliqendraj5687 Год назад

Yuuji:his head is a butthole!!! Me:*laughs so hard I scared the shit out of my neighbors*

@bucketman_1337 2 года назад

As someone with Autism, I appreciate the spectrum shout out

@draculhellsing2829 2 года назад

Same

@gamingmaster375 2 года назад

Same.

@LilKittyKat810 2 года назад

Me too.

@Dark_Boba-chan 2 года назад

Saaaaame bruh

@Pukeprincess 2 года назад

Same

@erdrick8670 Год назад

So Gojo's domain is the infinite distance between abridged series and their original counterpart, right?

@kaisermaotelus896 2 года назад

THIS EPISODE COULD BE A SURFSHARK AD AND I WOULD STILL WATCH IT

@AnimatedArtisanVA 2 года назад

At this point have watch all 4 episodes at least thrice! The jokes, pacing, editing, performances, music, and overall sound design are incredible! I love this series so much! Hands down one of the best abridged/parody series I've had the pleasure of watching! I can't wait for more!

@Aurora-313 2 года назад

I love your opening skit -- best part, I can totally see canon Gojo and Yuji making that skit for youtube or something. lol

@theomega7699 2 года назад

Megumi talks about curses and guns, just like his papa

@dungeonmaster6002 2 года назад

I love how you guys made the advertisement part of the abridgment.

@CerealExperimentsMizuki 2 года назад

The amount of classic references in here are almost inumerable it's crazy, this may not be the Golden Age of Abridged series but damn is this quality content.

@Danesha_M_H Год назад

8:44 the way gojo is carrying itadori like a handbag is funny 😂

@GaudyMarko 2 года назад

its nice to see abridged series are still being made, all the OG youtubers finished/cancelled their series

@L.Pondera 2 года назад

A damn shame indeed. But we still got a few going at least. At least until RU-vid makes it illegal again or the rest get bored and quit.

@ashersharol 2 года назад

That "lay my eggs inside your empty skull socket" was the darkest...and my favorite :)

@mystakeforever 2 года назад

just the best abridged I ever came across

@itsthedoublehue 6 месяцев назад

8:49 to 9:04 Jogo processing and losing his shit is so fucking great

@killjoy4009 2 года назад

10:16 WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN FUJI FACE

@titaniamengyun 2 года назад

OP domains being surfshark makes too much sense and was one of the better sponsored ads I’ve seen. Could the surfshark sponsor be the real reason behind the absolutely cursed upload schedule for this episode?

@Damdgenerate 2 года назад

Hanamis voice had me dead

@memeinatorun-official144 2 года назад

Mai be like: “haha gun”

@V_______ 8 месяцев назад

I can’t believe they got an ad for this series. Some companies do have a sense of humor. Love to see it.

@PokemonTrainerVince 4 месяца назад

Abridged Gojo is just slightly more savage than actual Gojo and I love it.

@alexandraa837 Год назад

the voice acting in this series is phenomenal and the humor has me pissing profusely

@Caggen218 2 года назад

Got to say, the writing, editing and energy of this series has been getting better with each episode, and this one was AMAZING! Please release more soon, my dopamine receptors crave it!

@joeygarcia6120 3 месяца назад

“Now now. It’s not cool to make fun of a curse who is special like that.” “SPECIAL GRADE!!!” “Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It’s all on the spectrum.” Absolute fucking violation of Jogo by Gojo.

@Gilo134177 2 года назад

I wanted to hear a joke with the hand holding scene and when they were distracted with the flowers 😭 but the episode was still fire 🔥

@skratix6432 2 года назад

I love this acid trip of an abridged series

@Korihiji-icefire 2 года назад

You can't just punch your problems away. Except him. He can🤣

@yktmyk2114 2 года назад

"I'M A BIG STRONG BOY! I drink my human milk...and snort my Flintstones vitamins"

@xehanorterra1122 2 года назад

…….breast milk!?!?

@DeoWatcher-tn1bk 4 месяца назад

"Because gun is stupid" Looks like someone is still traumatized by the death of a certain character in the past because some hired assassin used gun to kill said certain character.

@YungandRekless545 2 года назад

Best ad for Surfshark i've ever seen. Kudos.

@0axis771 9 месяцев назад

The funny thing about the guns thing is that they did actually explain how grades kinda work in regard to normal weapons: - Grade 4 - "A wooden bat is enough." - Grade 3 - "If you have a handgun, you can rest easy." - Grade 2 - "Close call with a shotgun." - Grade 1 - "Even a tank might be insufficient." - Special Grade - "Cluster bombs might work."

@farbauti5398 2 года назад

Man that weird german anime parody crap in the episode cracked me up😂 'supple face bones' and 'Im so tight I could sh** a diamond'

@burpbot7555 Год назад

Considering that curses don't seem to really have vital areas, don't suffer from blood loss, don't seem to get crippled easily, and many of them can regenerate, would bullets do anything other than inconvenience them? As for human opponents, I assume, given what we've seen, that getting to the point of being able to track and anticipate their trajectory isn't that impressive of a feat for seasoned sorcerers.

@noameg5364 5 месяцев назад

"Why don't we use guns?" Megumi really came out just like his dad didn't he😐

@Contherage Год назад

"Don't... Have enough... Lip flaps" Dude, I am eating here. Don't make me choke again.

@EmitNen 2 года назад

10:10-10:22 I cannot stop crying 😂😂😂

@cdvoices Год назад

The way he made him watch abridged shows as torture is fitting to this one.

@ProfSir1 2 года назад

That song over the end credits is such a vibe. Wish I knew it’s name.

@MyToasterIsMoist 2 года назад

It’s a song off an album I haven’t released yet..soon my child, soon

@virgilandross9502 2 года назад

Okay list of new insults to throw at gojo / kakashi/ Elizabeth.....Elizashi

@TheRandom_Commenter 5 месяцев назад

10:04 I HAVENT CRY LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THIS LONG I MISS VIDEOS BEING DUMPED WITH SWEAR WORDS SO MUCH THIS IS HILARIOUS-

@arielflowers480 3 месяца назад

Gojojojo-sensei speaking in tongues will NEVER get old😂😂😂

@lillydevil2486 4 месяца назад

Okay I changed my mind about this series. It's growing on me. Which is disgusting I need surgery...

@The.Will. 2 года назад

Jeez I love you guys. Especially how you guys follow the storyline by making your own storyline 🤣🤣🤣

@RRios0027 2 года назад

when you wanna go chemical but your romance and brothers are already taken

@Karimoon1 Год назад

When are we getting t-shirts with all these brilliant lines because my money is just waiting to be taken!? XD loollzzz love you guys!

@wugglesx Год назад

10:16 "welcome to my domain Fuji face"

@sleepycrow15 2 года назад

OMG NEW JJK ABRIDGED BABE WAKE UP

@johnmillen420 2 года назад

This is still cursed. I love it

@BaiBai_Kaze 2 года назад

Ah man thank you! After watching the new Jujutsu Kaisen movie I’m so pumped for more of this crazy shit!

@petratemporis8530 2 года назад

Set the reminder for the premiere can't wait!

@caretakercat7176 7 месяцев назад

Megumi: why don't we use guns? Toji: Ei, that's my boy!

@arbknight12 2 года назад

Can’t wait to see what you guys do with Todo! Todo is awesome!

@robensmonteau161 2 года назад

Gojo: Guns are stupid and they're no fun. Me: Couldn't have said it better myself, man....... Oh yeah, and they don't work here.... I mean they technically do.... but they aren't nearly as effective.

@gainergunk 3 месяца назад

I want to point out when the anime and manga talks about cursed tools, it does show a gun in the sorta collage of cursed tools. Cursed guns do in fact exist